Jizzle - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC

[TheMightyBean321]

why were the reviewers "girls"??

[FreuleinGita]

иисусья тряпка



[MrJjlentini]

Shut up and take my money!!!



[jakeshomevids]

CODs would be a little awkward

[MrPenguinoncrack]

I'm calling but it pisses me off that there r no cods

[theassortedjellybean]

WHY ON EARTH ARE WOMEN BUYING THIS PRODUCT?

[MrLEGENDARii]

u didnt say cause we cant do this all day

[PhonyWrong]

MisterCard

[thomasg3four]

hahahahaha



[altegarden]

Where can I buy one ? :D

[ThatRandomGuy666]

0:23 It's the Schticky!

[nmaier1]

Could not stop laughing when the sock hit the wall.

[donavanm0]

wait is this fake?;)

[jerzyboy94]

WAT THA HEL

[nadillio35]

dear lord D:

[arizbeth87]

timmy makes a great woman

[co2monsters]

0:46 .... WTF.!!!

[MegaBogden]

I swear my mum heard me watch this...oh dear ;)

[CloakAssassin]

Love how at 0:24 the sock sticks to the wall lol

[Deathowl90]

@CloakAssassin haha you just made my day! nearly died laughing when i saw it. XD

[MrDikfitzwell69]

2 things....wtf is that imitation semen, and who cums that much?

[RockLobsta23]

@MrDikfitzwell69 wait you don't cum that much? There's probably something wrong with you man. That's like the normal amount.

[GreysonSquad]

I kept waiting to see the horse in the background.

[8bitSixx]

shut up and take my money

[FearTheImpaler]

omg i nearly threw up after 30 seconds

[KRK6s]

This guy is ducking g hilatious!!

[cratrawegl]

0:15 thats exactly what it looks like when i dont wank it for 2 weeks

[anakngchinelas]

i don't always jizz.....but when i do i use jizzle

[Alpha193crr]

115 people aren't virgins

[jeramymaster]

ill take 1000!!!

[DashOfRainbow]

first time I watched this it made me almost vomit...but it's funny now

[EmperorNarcissus]

0:25 Why do I find it so amusing that the sock sticks to the wall?

[KRZKrizza]

Find the Butter-Bar salesman in this video



[JHardcore69]

Hahaha i fucking laughed like never before!! It brings back memories hahahaha

[khadesru]

what the fuck i just saw??????

[NitroMagnet]

wtf lol

[ChesirePlatapus]

hell i called the number

[TheDefeater]

This needs to be a real product. Everything i use loses its softness over time :(



[MrBrian2012]

lmfao, the sock sticks on the wall

[Happy0Rainbow]

I watched this with my mom.

[SenorDennis]

soooo gross haha

[BlooBleeBlah]

sometimes i wonder how they can keep straight faces talking about a marketable jizz rag

[thissucksomuch]

shout up and take my money!

[lax0rd1e]

Now, do they come in pink?

[The95alvarojose]

now i have to go back and find madman23475's comment......

[byronhunt2]

where do i purcase this great product?

[nasian4eva]

can i ask if they are scented.

[TheWTFbomber]

113 people have a cum rag

[666TECHNO666]

na, couldnt watch it..made me sick

[harrowharrowharrow9]

you know, the guy at :53 is a convincing woman, and it scares me...

[MudFlapper359]

My friend at school showed me the extended version,I liked it better since it had some other lines in it. There was one part towards the end where he starts naming off other things to clean up,the 2 funniest were Dolphin Jizz and dual action accident in your pants.

[LilyBarett]

ЭТО ЖЕ ИИСУСЬЯ ТРЯПКА!!!

[Lod531]

TAKE MY MONEY

[666TECHNO666]

@RicoWRC you realize that they went on and finished 5 whole seasons right..so how can you say its not funny..you clearly dont have a sense of humor

[Powerdude94]

the sock sticks to the background

[SilentShadowValkyer]

ill take 8



[SUPERBEATDOWN25]

I should have used this a few hours ago...-_-

[Tofugrass]

At last, a cure.

[drewboy2001]

i saw some of them in my mums room!!!

[GreysonSquad]

Also at 0:56, I would feel PRETTY weird buying a Jizzle™ from a woman.

[TheLifeIveKnow]

I bet it would sell alot.

[sophieemarieeo]

moms love this shit

[agusgolturbo]

i've bought it and it cleans just a third of the cum...luckily they sent me 3 of them...

[gotalitlcaptaininme]

My mom watched this with me. we are dying.

[ColorlessGuitarist]

After buying the cum ball ( makers of buying the booger blaster ), this is so helpful, thank you!

[cavs2359]

Trevor looks just like Vince

[Raikonai]

id it bad that i actually could use that...

[Isaacsvids1]

oh wait that was already used haha

[Isaacsvids1]

I love how the sock sticks to the wall

[Gallo1307]

I don't know about you but...I don't cum a fucking bucketfull

[DaddyFatSzack]

The jizz looks so real. I'm gonna throwup

[FreakiswhoIam]

@DaddyFatSzack IKR? Blechh....

[mcave149]

what did they use as cum.......

[xaethe81]

@NanduDas I'm about to be 14, and I've lost my childhood innocence YEARS ago. This video is nothing in comparison to some of he stuff I've seen.

[modestmou5e]

0:45 it all falls off before he wipes it lmao

[theunicornmustache11]

at 0:36 theres a stain where the sock was o.O

[theunicornmustache11]

anyone notice the stain on the wall after the sock lands on it?

[4near4]

Lol the sock stuck to the wall. -.-

[Mr94AL]

To answer you question from 0:04 to 0:07 ...i dont gotta cum rag at home.

[ddrmaxman]

. . . Points for keeping a straight face.

[terminator5603]

jiz-le

[mikethe4th]

I feel like that's real jizz. I don't know what else they could have used as authentic looking as that.

[riku98523]

@mikethe4th But it looks like slime and is obviously... slime

[CommandoX007]

@ 59-1:05 the "lady" has chest hair is that natural?

[M33l3Ryu]

Splooge on the carpet? No worries.

[qbDUDEdp]

you can still see where the sock hit the curtain after it's gone lol

[proboy222]

@qbDUDEdp so true lmao

[zamorak2270]

LOL

[Berland1]

jizzle ma hizzle?

wizzle tha crystal!

[IdidYOURgranny]

Haha where can I get one

[madman23475]

thumbs up if you tried going to the site on the screen at the end of the video

[oakgrove0811]

@madman23475 No. I didn't. Therefore, nobody is going to thumb up your comment.

[madman23475]

@oakgrove0811 ok

[MrMoneyclips]

I jizzed from my funnyboner

[DjLorenzoGee13]

My cum is not that much. I don't need that! XD

[connor2383]

Girls cum

[Opincargymnastics25]

Fucking funny

[TheNightWorld100]

i'll take five my boyfriend gets really happy when i come over if you know what i mean ;) ;) ;)

[thaproducer9]

@TheNightWorld100 I dont

[TheNightWorld100]

@thaproducer9

you don't need to its not improtant any more

[Jenndxx]

@TheNightWorld100 when you come over what?

[TheNightWorld100]

@Jenndxx

he gets really happy when ever he sees me no matter what *sighs heavily* but thats over with now i'm now loking for someone else either a gf or a bf either one is fine with me haha

[MrZombieman234]

@TheNightWorld100 you're most likely a guy who doesn't get pussy

[TheNightWorld100]

@MrZombieman234

i am a girl just to let you know ok?

[scottishdrunk23]

Sometimes I think they just like to dress up as women...

[antney1108]

@scottishdrunk23 Are you familiar with The Kids In The Hall? It was the five principal guys playing all of the characters. If they needed a woman, they always played the part themselves. Otherwise, it would have been the five guys and then extras nobody knew and it wouldn't be funny. Theres an extra element to the comedy when you know it is one of the guys playing the part of the woman. Why do they have to necessarily "like" dressing that way? They're just playing characters they created.

[scottishdrunk23]

@antney1108 No i have nothing against it i think its hilarious im just saying :)

[Madmagicanman1]

I'll take three!!

[TommyTebbs]

I'm 12 and wat is this

[NanduDas]

@TommyTebbs if ur really 12, then for ur own good, dont ask and forget u watched this video for a few years.

[TommyTebbs]

@NanduDas I'm not 12 and was lying. 

[MuDvAyNe12121]

"Splooge on the carpet? No problem." LOL I love that part!

[wwefanatic79]

Sooo who wants a jizzle?

[6004billabong]

i didnt get the jist of this sketch

[BaillieMinecraft]

@6004billabong

You mean you didn't get the jizzt?

[Tyrael02]

@6004billabong you mean the jizzt of this sketch?

[XxLunaxHeartxX]

LOL.

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

There's a cum stain on the wall from the sock at 0:33-0:51 and 1:08-1:14

[YellaDrippingMadness]

I love how the sock just stuck to the wall... XDDD

[BRBgottaskate]

@YellaDrippingMadness I typed that EXACT COMMENT, and then looked up at yours before i could click "post"...

[TheScorpion9080]

whats the toll free number

[ghostgamer96bro]

They made a new product called the schticky FOR REALS

[InfraredGameing]

where can I get one?

[black95gsx]

Free Lotion!

[GeekUltra]

0:56 to 1:07 is the guy in the background selling Butter Bars?

[Gallo1307]

And if you order now you'll get a free......

NAAAAAAAAAAIL GUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

[1991doomsday]

omg

[1969420]

anyone notice how the sock just hangs uncomfortably on that back wall? 0:24

[3dimensionalJoe]

its been a long time since I remember my donation

[ItsDamnLina]

HAHAHA.

[PATDxULQUIORRA]

lol look at the "cum" stain on the back..... xD haha <3

[MyTrixxE]

anybody notice the guy selling butterbars in the back at 1:00?

[eonkidnber7]

anyone else notice how the cum soaked sock sticks to the wall at 0:23?

[ClaylandStudios]

@eonkidnber7 Yes and it was fucking hilarious.

[topman213]

@eonkidnber7 yes WE ALL SAW. WE ALL SAW

[knotightul]

That's why it's better to jack off in the shower. If you're on a camping trip... boom, woods.

[jasonmiwer]

0:46 nasty

[Erodriguez96]

0:30 really fucked up

[maikai196]

I find it diguisting when he throws the sock and it sticks to the wall at 0:21.

[FMIO]

Why is this not a real thing??

[3cs101]

then you can out to a fancy restaurant xD

[ivanscorpse]

Ironic that the ShamWow guy made something called The Schticky

[TheRealitySketches]

Fuckin' lol

[Firefly274]

I was eating spaghetti thinking about nothing and while i was eating i watched some WKUK stuff as usual. i haven't expect some kind of that. seems like i have to rewarm it later.

[FPSChasecwg5]

I almost puked...

[MrDjay619]

And girls swallow THAT! Why i'd never ugh...

[masterbassist93]

@MrDjay619 well, its not real cum, so...

[Dlettie9]

Is there one for white people and black people? Or is it universal?

I need some answers here...

[masterbassist93]

@Dlettie9 is there a difference between white and black cum?

[shksprelovr44]

ordinary what rag???

[LettuceLand]

@shksprelovr44 Ordinary cum rag

[z0mbie87]

so umm that jizz looked surprisingly realistic... O.o

[DuPont0242]

is it me or towards the end of the video theres a stain where the sock stuck

[NamelessNative]

hahahahaha

[Waytoosketch]

@hunnybunny4561 just probably by clicking in the link...just saying

[time96]

14 inch sons?

[GimmeShit78]

@time96 4 teenage sons

[kballo321]

oh my god, i..i...BLLLAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH­H*wipes vomit from chin*

[trioxis13]

with the jizzle, oh shit BLLLAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH­H

[RoarinPanda]

I don't like to think about how they made this sketch D:

[NeMeSiSRuLeR]

if this worked unlike the sham wow i would sooooo buy it

[TheSandorien]

it was a ghost i swear.....its.....its......ect­oplasm

[Gallo1307]

I actually need this