3DO, those guys were way beyond the other console makers. While Sega, Nintendo, Atari were still using cartridge, 3DO had discs. I feel like digging it up and playing it now. O.o
xbox, game cube,ps2,ps3 are all in fact only 128bit systems
in fact you can do almost everything done on ps2, xbox on a 64 bit systum with technolgy we have now.
while even tho they both have lower graphics the wii and 360 are 256 bits
and by the time ps4 has been out 3+ years all stuff done on a ps3 will be possible in 64bits the most bits we will most likely see in our lifetime 512bits
@theendofit What are you even talking about? Instruction sets? Bus bandwidth? Register sizes? What are the bits supposed to mean?
Most platforms use a variety of word sizes for different things. Saying the PS3 is 128-bit is meaningless. Some of its registers are 64-bit, some are 128-bit. It has both a 128-bit and a 256-bit memory bus. Its instruction set is 64-bit.
I think calling it 64-bit would be most accurate, given how it's applied to PCs. Ditto for the 360.
I have a great way to punsh your misbehaving child. Lock them in their room with nothing but the Atari Jaguar. Tell them they can only play Club Drive and Cybermorph with the creepy anoying green face. Also, make sure that nutcase is in there to watch them and scream JAGUAR, JAGUAR, JAGUAR!. Trust me your kid will never misbehave again!
CLIFFORD: "Listen bitch. This aint no fucking 64 bit system. At best this is two 32-bit processors jerry rigged together in a shitty array. The graphics suck so bad that my toaster plays better games. Now shove that 64bit bullshit back up your ass!"
Me: Yes, i work with Nintendo and I see many problems with your system
Lady: *eye twitching* Oh?
Me: Yes, um I've played a few of your games and they do not seem to be really 64 bit. Our company is in development of an actual 64 bit console. It also seems the Jaguar suffers from many flaws such as faulty processors, thereby third-party companies will not be easily attracted to this system as-
in reality the jaguar was 64 bit. but it reality was not. it had 2 32 graphics card sending singles to a 32-bit accelerator . that's some 64-bit BULL SHIT!
Once again, Atari bashes the competition in a commercial. Once again, the Atari console is garbage vs the competition. After seeing these Atari commercials today, I am glad to see that company go.
yes... believe it or not atari lied. The jaguar was not 64 bit but in fact equal to the 3DO which was a far better system. Real 64 bit graphics come from Nintendo 64; compare the jaguar's graphics with the Nintendo's. Huge difference.
Atari didn't lie. The Jaguar is technically a 64 bit machine, but overcomplicated in architecture. Games looked like crap because developers couldn't use the machine's power. Modern homebrewers have done better. Like the N64, it was hobbled by its use of ROM cartridges, but unlike Nintendo, Atari didn't have the cash to find ways to work around this limitation.
No argument from me that the 3DO was a better system and the N64 is a proper 64 bit machine instead of a technicality.
@WinXPwhiz The processors on the jag WERE 64-bit.... Except bits don't really mean shit, even though they were erroneously used as a buzzword (PC's are 32 bit to this very day, yet they've always had the upper hand on graphics)
@WinXPwhiz yup it was 2, 32bit cores, but they were only backups of each other, Jaguar Sucked, 3D) was pretty awesome though! Launch titles like need for speed & Roadrash were pretty awesome, and it was the first system to have a slew of "adult" games.
@WinXPwhiz And most N64 games ran it in 32-bit mode, since it worked faster. The bits are just one variable in the equation; they just happen to be a big number their marketing can shove in everyone's faces.
lmao yea it really added 64 bits total to make a pos system LOL XD omg even the orangutan commercial sex of the atari jaguar made it even worse omfg i will never ever go to a zoo ever again ty atari you fuckn disgusting pieces of shits for makin such a nightmarish system
Playstation 3 HDMI, blu-ray disc, wifi-connection, bluetooth, wireless controller, ethernet, dvd and blu-ray player, dolby digital plus soundsystem and 320 GB
64 bits, 3d graphics, real world animation and lighting speed is what you get with jaguar? I rather have good old genesis that has 16 bit graphics and does what nintendon't. Not to mention, b-b-b-BLAST PROCESSING!
The Jaguar slogan alone was a joke. Bits don't mean everything. I played the Jag years ago and I wasn't impressed at all (Dino Dudes and Tempest). I was all like "That's it?"
@Mrchadwarden1 Alien VS Predator on the Jaguar was years ahead of its time,in the Playstation 1's 5 year life cycle it never produced anything as good as that graphicaly.
It still has the most realistic hands in a first person shooter! =D
@athleticguyUK I can name several PS1 games that had much better graphics than AVP on the Jaguar. Space Hulk was a similar concept pulled off in a much better way with similar graphics and better animation, for instance. The quality of the animation in AVP was piss-poor. Pixellated graphics are also a very sad thing to compare when you have smooth polygonal 3d graphics to compare to, such as what Metal Gear Solid had. Pixellated graphics look good in high res, but have crappy animation.
@Cainus44 Metal Gear Solid 1 was a great game but it had terrible graphics,just blocks everywhere.
Space hulk had good character models but everything else looked worse,like they used up most of the juice on making the character models. For me AVP just amazed me and i didnt see anything that topped its look or creepinees.
Suppose Resident Evil 2 came close in the creepiness factor.
@athleticguyUK Prettiness isn't the only aspect of good graphics. Quality of animation, motion, environment, there's more to it than that. Pixellation of graphics is th simplest, cheapest way of creating a pretty image, but any game can do it. The big difference between AVP and MGS as far as graphics go is that AVP looks like a pop-up book, and MGS looks like it could be real is you ignore how defined the polygons are.
@Cainus44 Lil bit of s silly comment there "AVP looks like a pop-up book, and MGS looks like it could be real is you ignore how defined the polygons are."
Ignore the pop up book aliens in AVP and it looks like it could be real like a blockbuster film! lol
See how silly that was? ignore bad polygons and it looks real...ignore the bad animation and it could look real too! lol =p
@athleticguyUK Actually what you did makes absolutely no sense and simply showed a failure to grasp what I was trying to say on your part. AVP looks 2d. It's flat. Unreal. It's a pop-up book. If you think that looks good or advanced, you're provably wrong.
MGS on the other hand had 3d graphics and an environment that didn't look like something you could imitate in MS Paint. Despite the polygons, it was infinitely more real looking than AVP.
What you were basicaly saying was...you can ignore somthing and pretend its somthing else (ignore MGS polygons and pretend its real) lol
I PERSONALY think AVP looks better than MGS (my personal opinion im entitle too)...your saying IF i take stuff away (polygons) and imagine this and imagine that blah blah blah then it doesnt look better. lol Thats like telling me to look at a dog,ignore half of it an pretend its a cow! lol
Plan to get a Jaguar soon, and as usual, after I get there will probably be another one for sale at half the price (that is the kind of luck I have). Already got a few games for it: "Atari Karts" (said to be a fun, graphically good but very flawed "Mario Kart" rip-off), "Tempest 2000" (no explanation needed) and "Club Drive" (which is said to be so terrible that it must be played by everybody!).
While the choice of CPU is often important, How many bits a system is not quite as important as one might assume. For example, the Colecovision and Master System both had a z80 (which is 8-bit), but as we all know, they are very different in power. That said, I do like this (intentionally) funny commercial. More silly and less obnoxious than rather similar ads by Sega and 3DO (the Game.com, while a innovative yet horrible handheld, had great ads spoofing commercials like this).
Yep I had this system and I also had Tempest 2000 (pretty much one of the best games ever made). It failed because the major game developers would not get on board and make games for it. and yes it was 64bit in it's graphics accelerators even thought the cpu was 32bit. It had awesome promise but only a handful of good games.
Only real people know: The C64 is 8 bits - of pure FUN!!!!!!!
And 99.98675473858468567656569345694756048760948769783468456854698756978567567546456987496745769247569756978254692746592465724597429854.......% of people are real people. That includes the people in Africa.
How did Nintendo "make" 3-D graphics? What constitutes 3D graphics anyway? Polygons? There were plenty of games that used polygons before Mario 64, including the Jaguar.
I have done alot of research on the Jaguar and found out that the Jaguar WAS 64 bits and was capable of having games that showed so. So why did it fail? Fear. Fear from the gaming companies making 64 bit games as the system was a pain in the ass to create games on. It wasnt developer friendly at all. They knew their return on investments would of been low as Atari really didnt advertise their system after the first year as a year later the playstation came out and they shit bricks. The ps was d
@Plantazm005 Of course, Nintendo had Japanese bits, so 16 could do the job of 64. They worked hard and never complained. Atari's bits were all unionized, that's what brought them down.
This is always going to be debatable. The two main 32 bit processors combine to send 64 data paths to the graphics accellerator. There really is no designated cpu. So do two 32 bit processors equal 64 bit because they send signals simultaneously to a part not considered a processor, but 64 bit nonetheless? Personally I think the "Tom" chip does a hell of a lot more than the"Jerry" chip making it the processor to be judged, making Jaguar 32 bit, but that's just my opinion.
Actually,it IS 64 bits. The Jag has a series of different graphic/game processors that, together, adds up to 64. Due to all the different processors, it made it difficult for companies to make games on it. That’s why the graphic capabilities dont seem as high as they should! It was easier to do 16-32 bit games. Watch AVGN’s vid on it.
Back then who could foresee that after 5th generation consoles (n64, saturn, PS1, etc) CPU word size would not matter ie 32bit, 64bit. Instead future consoles would stay at 32/64 bit. Wii, XBOX360, and PS3 all run off processors that are of the 32/64 bit architecture. Now, performance is about clock rate, memory, bandwith, etc. Perhaps back then they thought we wouldh have like 512 bit or 1024 bit machines by now. Oh well. And besides graphics arent everything by a long shot :)
Clifford doesn't want to answer because deep down he knows that despite its "64 bits" jaguar is impossible to develop for because of its system ram bug and anemic 6 mb cartridges. Clifford realizes that Atari has four of five people developing their games while most systems at the time have 20 to 30. Clifford sees that the "lightning speed" of the jaguar usually results in 3d games with no texture mapping, minimal sound, and frame rates well under 30 fps. Clifford gets an A+ in my book
NES is 8-bit! Genesis and SNES are 16-bit! Sega 32x and 3DO are 32-bit! Jaguar and Nintendo 64 are 64-bit! PS2, GCN, and X-box are 128-bit! Wii, PS3, and X-Box 360 are 256 BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't let her intimidate you, Clifford. That system sucks ass and the games for it suck even more. You will pray for a bullet in the head if you buy one.
The jaguar had some decent games but never really took off. Bad decisions in marketing and high price tags force companies out for example. Jaguar and 3do just to name a couple. 300 for jag and 700 for 3do back then that was crazy money for video games which at the time were not such a staple in a household.
...And how many bits is this video???
Van2010guy 2 days ago
It's berely 64 bit!
BettterSkatez 5 days ago
Is that Flo from the progressive commercials?
ProGuitarist 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
Good old fashion false advertisement but back then who cared? If i was a 13 year old white kid back then i would be like "what's 64-bit mean?"
Lunarmoon67 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
VSAUCE!
badjon117 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
i want what she is on
StupidAwsomenes 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
64 bit processing, or 64 bit colors? even modern computers only have 24 bit colors
123456789robbie 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
64 bit my ass!
Radu287 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
God i cant believe i use to have one of these lol
WildxClamxEater 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
Atari Jaguar: Makes female professors go mad!
Ozqawr 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
VSAUCE!
DeineFails 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline 3
@DeineFails yea, we know -_-
cincinatus90 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@DeineFails fuckin douche
kodered5150 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
crazy crazy CRAZY
neonflames1999 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
WoW that was the "Alien" game.. i played that as a kid (:
WadaZable 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
I have one :)
schulze3 2 weeks ago
@schulze3 yeah, this was my older sister first console
cilliangreene 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
64 Bit… Holy Cow!!!
coeyeAnimation 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
WHICH IS MORE ADVAAAANCED?
pariahthe 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
doom!!!
ryanmx16 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
3DO, those guys were way beyond the other console makers. While Sega, Nintendo, Atari were still using cartridge, 3DO had discs. I feel like digging it up and playing it now. O.o
potheadpickle 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@potheadpickle Play some 3do zelda and tell me how many meme u find
TheStolenBike 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
is this the progressive lady?
myaclick 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
real world animation lol
Blackatz21 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
Whats call of duty over 9000 bit?
IpwnzU6ixty9ine 2 weeks ago
@IpwnzU6ixty9ine nope
we never moved on that far past 64bit
more bits =\= graphic
xbox, game cube,ps2,ps3 are all in fact only 128bit systems
in fact you can do almost everything done on ps2, xbox on a 64 bit systum with technolgy we have now.
while even tho they both have lower graphics the wii and 360 are 256 bits
and by the time ps4 has been out 3+ years all stuff done on a ps3 will be possible in 64bits the most bits we will most likely see in our lifetime 512bits
theendofit 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@theendofit What are you even talking about? Instruction sets? Bus bandwidth? Register sizes? What are the bits supposed to mean?
Most platforms use a variety of word sizes for different things. Saying the PS3 is 128-bit is meaningless. Some of its registers are 64-bit, some are 128-bit. It has both a 128-bit and a 256-bit memory bus. Its instruction set is 64-bit.
I think calling it 64-bit would be most accurate, given how it's applied to PCs. Ditto for the 360.
Patman128 1 day ago
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@Patman128 if you read the post i was responding to yould know i was saying the same thing as you
they were "Whats call of duty over 9000 bit?"
so i was saying that even if you take the most exagrated "bit" measurement its still not that much more than what the 64 had
theendofit 22 hours ago
thumbs up if you are viewing this from the playlist suggested by vsauce on his new 200th video
SonicRainBoom12X 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
The good side:"Doom"
The bad side:everything
pop1pop10 2 weeks ago
Wonder who was the director for this commercial cause it reminds me of a sega commercial
evildead818 2 weeks ago
Attention all parents:
I have a great way to punsh your misbehaving child. Lock them in their room with nothing but the Atari Jaguar. Tell them they can only play Club Drive and Cybermorph with the creepy anoying green face. Also, make sure that nutcase is in there to watch them and scream JAGUAR, JAGUAR, JAGUAR!. Trust me your kid will never misbehave again!
Ask Taco-Man he'll back me up on this!
dkong1994 2 weeks ago 2
this lady is more insane than that white guy who demostrates insuranceable problems in allstate commercials
FatPizza6912 2 weeks ago
We're playin some jag.
klidesdalefarf 3 weeks ago
LADY: "Which is more advanced...Clifford?"
CLIFFORD: "Listen bitch. This aint no fucking 64 bit system. At best this is two 32-bit processors jerry rigged together in a shitty array. The graphics suck so bad that my toaster plays better games. Now shove that 64bit bullshit back up your ass!"
SystemEquation 3 weeks ago
Only 16 bit
Mhd287 1 month ago
during those days I also thought the number of bits were the key factor on a console, but I was a 8 year old pc player kid xD
sexypadri 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
*raises hand*
Lady: um yes sir.
Me: Yes, i work with Nintendo and I see many problems with your system
Lady: *eye twitching* Oh?
Me: Yes, um I've played a few of your games and they do not seem to be really 64 bit. Our company is in development of an actual 64 bit console. It also seems the Jaguar suffers from many flaws such as faulty processors, thereby third-party companies will not be easily attracted to this system as-
Lady: JAGUAR!!
ECL28E 1 month ago
@ECL28E lol someone needs to do a parody of this commercial just like that
SystemEquation 3 weeks ago
Genesis does what Atarin't
grim10fire 1 month ago
in reality the jaguar was 64 bit. but it reality was not. it had 2 32 graphics card sending singles to a 32-bit accelerator . that's some 64-bit BULL SHIT!
alphaand1337 1 month ago
Atari Jaguar 64 -Bit Interactive Multimedia System.
M1XART 1 month ago
I'll bet this crazy lady was killed off by an angry mob of gamers who bought the Atari Jaguar.
dkong1994 1 month ago
so aparently a jaguar is as good as a Xbox 360 or Ps3? Both run on 64 bit hard drives.
StormtrooperTalk 1 month ago
This video has less than 16 bits
Van2010guy 1 month ago
jauar jaguar JAGUUUUAAAAARRRRR aaarrrggg stop screaming you dumb bitch 64bit myass!!!
hahaha lol.
if i was nintendo or sega i would,ve used lawsuits against atari.
johneymute 1 month ago
maybe it wasn't 64 bit but....it was AWESOME........for its time
nkmetossa 1 month ago
"Welcome to Introduction to Flame Wars 101.
We hope you brought a calculator 'cause we're all about numbers up in here.
Buy a Jaguar, or you're an idiot."
terencewoelke 1 month ago
@terencewoelke IGN
Xand3r707 1 month ago
Notice they didn't wanna mention the Super Nintendo? Guess Atari knew they were already beat by Nintendo before the system's release!
GameGold500 1 month ago
Once again, Atari bashes the competition in a commercial. Once again, the Atari console is garbage vs the competition. After seeing these Atari commercials today, I am glad to see that company go.
JohnWesleyMethodism 2 months ago
I think I just had a seizure.
mickeymouse12678 2 months ago
Nintendo 64
DarkLuigi4321 2 months ago
Can't remember if Atari was selling the Jaguar during the time on the Saturn's and Playstations launch but would have been hilarious
Beltzer0072 3 months ago
where did you learn to fly?
EpicPoptart854 3 months ago
Can we all agree Taco-Man brought us here?
Trooper45a 3 months ago
What the fuck is an Atari Jaguar?
tapewormrage 3 months ago 94
@tapewormrage everything you need to know about jaguar go to the avgn
MrSuperheromoviefan 3 months ago
@tapewormrage It's a gaming system that has some of the worst graphics of the 90's.
kiya12321 2 weeks ago
@kiya12321 Are you saying the scary lady lied to me?
tapewormrage 2 weeks ago
@tapewormrage Owning an Atari Jaguar myself, I can safely say "YES, IT SUCKS!!!"
kiya12321 2 weeks ago
@tapewormrage
You're too young to remember I guess. I remember being envious of anyone who had one of these consoles. Same goes for the 3DO and Neo-Geo.
kattastrophik 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@tapewormrage the first "64" bit console
I put the " " in because it doesnt look like 64 bit
TheStolenBike 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@tapewormrage A cat animal in South America.
Ozqawr 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@tapewormrage what the fuck is an Atari Jaguar? I'll tell ya. It's a fucking PIECE OF SHIT!
TheMasterswordMaster 4 days ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline 2
@TheMasterswordMaster It was a big waste of money
SuRihtanil 21 hours ago
WoW is 32-bit I GUESS IT WAS NOT AS ADVANCED
coffee115 3 months ago
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Zarode 3 months ago
yes... believe it or not atari lied. The jaguar was not 64 bit but in fact equal to the 3DO which was a far better system. Real 64 bit graphics come from Nintendo 64; compare the jaguar's graphics with the Nintendo's. Huge difference.
WinXPwhiz 3 months ago 43
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MrHongKongBuffet 2 months ago
@WinXPwhiz
Atari didn't lie. The Jaguar is technically a 64 bit machine, but overcomplicated in architecture. Games looked like crap because developers couldn't use the machine's power. Modern homebrewers have done better. Like the N64, it was hobbled by its use of ROM cartridges, but unlike Nintendo, Atari didn't have the cash to find ways to work around this limitation.
No argument from me that the 3DO was a better system and the N64 is a proper 64 bit machine instead of a technicality.
MrHongKongBuffet 2 months ago
@WinXPwhiz The processors on the jag WERE 64-bit.... Except bits don't really mean shit, even though they were erroneously used as a buzzword (PC's are 32 bit to this very day, yet they've always had the upper hand on graphics)
Terryracoon 2 weeks ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@WinXPwhiz yup it was 2, 32bit cores, but they were only backups of each other, Jaguar Sucked, 3D) was pretty awesome though! Launch titles like need for speed & Roadrash were pretty awesome, and it was the first system to have a slew of "adult" games.
hunter4hire 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@hunter4hire 3D0 typo:P
hunter4hire 1 week ago in playlist Video Game Console Commercial - Timeline
@WinXPwhiz And most N64 games ran it in 32-bit mode, since it worked faster. The bits are just one variable in the equation; they just happen to be a big number their marketing can shove in everyone's faces.
Patman128 1 day ago
lmao yea it really added 64 bits total to make a pos system LOL XD omg even the orangutan commercial sex of the atari jaguar made it even worse omfg i will never ever go to a zoo ever again ty atari you fuckn disgusting pieces of shits for makin such a nightmarish system
HYPNOGLANCE87 3 months ago
my pc at the time still played games faster...
AcidBong 3 months ago 2
WHICH IS MORE ADVANCE!?!?!?!
Gyromite234 3 months ago
8 people who watched this work at sega!!!
LOLBisonStudios 3 months ago
i wish my teacher was like that....
zocazoey 3 months ago
jaguar. Jaguar! JAGUAR!!!!!!!!
ClOuDsTaR159 3 months ago
Shite games = shite console. If the games are crud and/or unavailable, why give a toss about hardware specification? Bragging rights?
UncleFeedle 3 months ago
3DO is even more advances and it is barely 64 plus, there was only one 64 bit console the N64
ColassalNegativity 3 months ago
Playstation 3 HDMI, blu-ray disc, wifi-connection, bluetooth, wireless controller, ethernet, dvd and blu-ray player, dolby digital plus soundsystem and 320 GB
xLJKx 4 months ago
@xLJKx Plus the controller vibrates, that would be all the crazy bitch in this commercial would need to stop spreading Jaguar lies
xHAZELRAHx 1 month ago
The Sega Genesis is A LOT more advance than the Jaguar. And I'm a Nintendo fan
BRENDEBREN 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK ! YOU CALL THAT MORE ADVANCED 3-D GRAPHICS?!
PlacentaFriends 4 months ago
N64 PWNS ALL!
TheCristianalvarez 4 months ago 2
In Soviet Russia Jaguar is more powerful than PS2
maracaibostar 4 months ago
All Clifford would have to do is say "Neo-Geo" and that teacher would had to shut up.;-D
baarbear 4 months ago
Oh atari jaguar, your like a childs toy
MICHA3L216 4 months ago
64 bits, 3d graphics, real world animation and lighting speed is what you get with jaguar? I rather have good old genesis that has 16 bit graphics and does what nintendon't. Not to mention, b-b-b-BLAST PROCESSING!
sonic71x 4 months ago
Jaguar, JAGUAR, JAGUAR!!!!!!!!!
DO THE MATHS RIGHT NOW!
amazingpcmovies 4 months ago
Actually she never asked a question she just went CLIFFORD!!!!
LittleFourStar 4 months ago
@LittleFourStar She clearly asked "which is more advanced, clifford?"
morningstomper123 4 months ago
I swear I'd avoid this system just because of this STUPID commercial
dkong1994 4 months ago
The Jaguar slogan alone was a joke. Bits don't mean everything. I played the Jag years ago and I wasn't impressed at all (Dino Dudes and Tempest). I was all like "That's it?"
dbnydnvn 4 months ago
NES a 8 bit system was better than a 32 bit genesis
gaming isnt about graphics u do the math
kilkolio 4 months ago
"You ain't 64-bit, get the fuck out of here!"
Grandstra 4 months ago
atari maked gaming popular but also almost killed it
good thing nintendo saved it
Mrchadwarden1 5 months ago
64bit my ass
ps1 was only 32bit and had better ghraphics
Mrchadwarden1 5 months ago 16
@Mrchadwarden1 Alien VS Predator on the Jaguar was years ahead of its time,in the Playstation 1's 5 year life cycle it never produced anything as good as that graphicaly.
It still has the most realistic hands in a first person shooter! =D
athleticguyUK 4 months ago
@athleticguyUK I can name several PS1 games that had much better graphics than AVP on the Jaguar. Space Hulk was a similar concept pulled off in a much better way with similar graphics and better animation, for instance. The quality of the animation in AVP was piss-poor. Pixellated graphics are also a very sad thing to compare when you have smooth polygonal 3d graphics to compare to, such as what Metal Gear Solid had. Pixellated graphics look good in high res, but have crappy animation.
Cainus44 4 months ago
@Cainus44 Metal Gear Solid 1 was a great game but it had terrible graphics,just blocks everywhere.
Space hulk had good character models but everything else looked worse,like they used up most of the juice on making the character models. For me AVP just amazed me and i didnt see anything that topped its look or creepinees.
Suppose Resident Evil 2 came close in the creepiness factor.
athleticguyUK 4 months ago
@athleticguyUK Prettiness isn't the only aspect of good graphics. Quality of animation, motion, environment, there's more to it than that. Pixellation of graphics is th simplest, cheapest way of creating a pretty image, but any game can do it. The big difference between AVP and MGS as far as graphics go is that AVP looks like a pop-up book, and MGS looks like it could be real is you ignore how defined the polygons are.
Cainus44 4 months ago
@Cainus44 Lil bit of s silly comment there "AVP looks like a pop-up book, and MGS looks like it could be real is you ignore how defined the polygons are."
Ignore the pop up book aliens in AVP and it looks like it could be real like a blockbuster film! lol
See how silly that was? ignore bad polygons and it looks real...ignore the bad animation and it could look real too! lol =p
athleticguyUK 4 months ago
@athleticguyUK Actually what you did makes absolutely no sense and simply showed a failure to grasp what I was trying to say on your part. AVP looks 2d. It's flat. Unreal. It's a pop-up book. If you think that looks good or advanced, you're provably wrong.
MGS on the other hand had 3d graphics and an environment that didn't look like something you could imitate in MS Paint. Despite the polygons, it was infinitely more real looking than AVP.
Cainus44 4 months ago
@Cainus44 AVP was 3D apart from the aliens!
What you were basicaly saying was...you can ignore somthing and pretend its somthing else (ignore MGS polygons and pretend its real) lol
I PERSONALY think AVP looks better than MGS (my personal opinion im entitle too)...your saying IF i take stuff away (polygons) and imagine this and imagine that blah blah blah then it doesnt look better. lol Thats like telling me to look at a dog,ignore half of it an pretend its a cow! lol
athleticguyUK 4 months ago
I did the math....still sucks!
spikeman316 5 months ago
3DO is more advanced! But SNES and Genesis kick both of these systems ass.
SNESFanboy64 5 months ago 3
R.I.P. Atari
brbjuke45 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you laughed when AVGN took a dump on the Jaguar CD.
R8erNation636 5 months ago 2
64 bits my ass
ThirstySherman 5 months ago
Fuck me! I gotta get a jaguar!
dagzero 5 months ago
Boy, game advertising has changed over the years
Poever 5 months ago
She's fuking crazy
356AngryNerd 5 months ago
And then the N64 comes out...
xSUPERSONICx99 6 months ago
i love the mid 1990s (:
July 22, 2011 9:51 am
whattheheck1000 6 months ago
Press 7....
StarFoxWorld 6 months ago
Plan to get a Jaguar soon, and as usual, after I get there will probably be another one for sale at half the price (that is the kind of luck I have). Already got a few games for it: "Atari Karts" (said to be a fun, graphically good but very flawed "Mario Kart" rip-off), "Tempest 2000" (no explanation needed) and "Club Drive" (which is said to be so terrible that it must be played by everybody!).
MattTheSaiyan 6 months ago
While the choice of CPU is often important, How many bits a system is not quite as important as one might assume. For example, the Colecovision and Master System both had a z80 (which is 8-bit), but as we all know, they are very different in power. That said, I do like this (intentionally) funny commercial. More silly and less obnoxious than rather similar ads by Sega and 3DO (the Game.com, while a innovative yet horrible handheld, had great ads spoofing commercials like this).
MattTheSaiyan 6 months ago
It's funny that Atari was trying to pick a fight with 3DO. Fighting over third place, Atari?
Talloweed 6 months ago 28
Oohh so much hate! Maybe a Jaguar killed your pet...
Atari played with numbers.
The Jaguar had a 64-bit Graphic Object Processor inside is 32-bit GPU.
And the Jaguar was released MORE THEN A YEAR BEFORE the fucking PlayStation!!!
COBOL 6 months ago
THE ONLY FUCKING 64 BIT CONSOLE IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE FUCKING NINTENDO 64 ! PLAYSTATION IS 32-BIT AND IT'S BETTER THAN THIS CRAP JAGUAR !
Diandredofus 6 months ago
Yep I had this system and I also had Tempest 2000 (pretty much one of the best games ever made). It failed because the major game developers would not get on board and make games for it. and yes it was 64bit in it's graphics accelerators even thought the cpu was 32bit. It had awesome promise but only a handful of good games.
ChildOL 6 months ago
i like when people defend shitty consoles like the atari jaguar
CatTitBingo 6 months ago
Only real people know: The C64 is 8 bits - of pure FUN!!!!!!!
And 99.98675473858468567656569345694756048760948769783468456854698756978567567546456987496745769247569756978254692746592465724597429854.......% of people are real people. That includes the people in Africa.
jjovereats 6 months ago
64 bits? The PSX has better graphics than Jaguar and is a 32 bits console, N64 is the only real 64 bits
BABU91100 6 months ago
JAGUARRRRRRR JAGUARRRRRRRRR JAGUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! do the maths
untoperty 6 months ago
0:26 to 0:28 xdd
untoperty 6 months ago
0:26 to 0:20 xdd
untoperty 6 months ago
LOL WTF??? :20 and :26 are like someone shoved a cactus or cattle prod up her ass XDDDD genesis > jaguar
Treyowns1 6 months ago 24
@Treyowns1 lol I'd imagine those are the kinds of things she'd enjoy if she likes the Atari Jaguar XD
xHAZELRAHx 4 months ago
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xHAZELRAHx 6 months ago
@dunnono00 I think you might be right cause I did some research on it and it was a commercial failure.
lgarcia783 7 months ago
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kefkaROX 7 months ago
then that mean that atari jaguar was the first one with 64 bits instead nintendo with nintendo 64?
TheKen284 7 months ago
@TheKen284
some people believe that the atari jaguar wasn't really 64 bits.
sadmadgla3 7 months ago
@sadmadgla3 yeah i think too they were just lying because with 3D Grapics? what they were talkin about Nintendo made 3D Grapics with mario 64
TheKen284 7 months ago
@TheKen284
How did Nintendo "make" 3-D graphics? What constitutes 3D graphics anyway? Polygons? There were plenty of games that used polygons before Mario 64, including the Jaguar.
dunnono00 7 months ago
easy girl, dont be madd
danilojrchacon 7 months ago
Well Mrs.Bitch explain why the 32-bit 3DO games look better than anything on the Jaguar. Club Drive vs Need for Speed. 3DO! 3DO! 3DO!
HerecomestheCalavera 7 months ago
lol the whole 'bit' thing was so so so bad.
Johfunu 7 months ago
I have done alot of research on the Jaguar and found out that the Jaguar WAS 64 bits and was capable of having games that showed so. So why did it fail? Fear. Fear from the gaming companies making 64 bit games as the system was a pain in the ass to create games on. It wasnt developer friendly at all. They knew their return on investments would of been low as Atari really didnt advertise their system after the first year as a year later the playstation came out and they shit bricks. The ps was d
oursedatedyouth 7 months ago
and because of the processer configuration it made it hard to make games for,most ended up looking sega genesisy
CGHAURY 7 months ago
If thats 64 bit, then wow, Nintendo knows how to use bits WAY more than Atari... XD
Plantazm005 7 months ago
@Plantazm005 Of course, Nintendo had Japanese bits, so 16 could do the job of 64. They worked hard and never complained. Atari's bits were all unionized, that's what brought them down.
jkibler1112 7 months ago 4
I wonder why they put the Genesis instead of the SNES .
ColassalNegativity 7 months ago
The 3 DO can do better than a jaguar!
ColassalNegativity 7 months ago
dear god I don't want to be in that class! they MAKE u do the math!
soniccool34films 7 months ago
0:26 she turn into adon
koppa15 8 months ago
This is always going to be debatable. The two main 32 bit processors combine to send 64 data paths to the graphics accellerator. There really is no designated cpu. So do two 32 bit processors equal 64 bit because they send signals simultaneously to a part not considered a processor, but 64 bit nonetheless? Personally I think the "Tom" chip does a hell of a lot more than the"Jerry" chip making it the processor to be judged, making Jaguar 32 bit, but that's just my opinion.
incarnationofsorrow 8 months ago
It may be 64 bit love, but judging by those games the developers were about 40 bit too short!
miniroll32 8 months ago
64 console for 16 bit games, that sucks
SuperMrBentley 8 months ago
Well, at least this Jaguar commercial didn't have a simian sex scene in it . . .
**cringe**
Lonsoleil 8 months ago
Some say that is 16 bit, others say that is 32 bit, I say:
(16 + 32) / 2 = 24
Better than Genesis, worst than Playstation, Do the Math
Daipop 8 months ago
u ain't 64 bit get the f out off here
CrushingC10996WM 8 months ago
Um the PS3 is.
jordanthewizard 9 months ago
C'est de la merde total
Les graphique sont pathétiques, la caméra est dégueulasse la vitesse 64 bit c'est vraiment bidon !
0000Moodymann0000 9 months ago
ok i'll do the maths the console was a piece of shit
triggerhappy610 9 months ago
Actually,it IS 64 bits. The Jag has a series of different graphic/game processors that, together, adds up to 64. Due to all the different processors, it made it difficult for companies to make games on it. That’s why the graphic capabilities dont seem as high as they should! It was easier to do 16-32 bit games. Watch AVGN’s vid on it.
88Nightfire88 9 months ago
@88Nightfire88
Odly enough the 16 bit games are better then the 32 bit games
snakes3425 8 months ago
@snakes3425
i HAPPILY agree with you
88Nightfire88 7 months ago
Sweet! I'm sold. Where can I get one?
nolanvoid25 9 months ago
i'd do the teacher
bpotts0401 9 months ago
@bpotts0401 Iwould hit her too!!
Daipop 8 months ago
the jauar is NOT that many bits! 16 bit games looked better :P
stevesworld100 10 months ago
Back then who could foresee that after 5th generation consoles (n64, saturn, PS1, etc) CPU word size would not matter ie 32bit, 64bit. Instead future consoles would stay at 32/64 bit. Wii, XBOX360, and PS3 all run off processors that are of the 32/64 bit architecture. Now, performance is about clock rate, memory, bandwith, etc. Perhaps back then they thought we wouldh have like 512 bit or 1024 bit machines by now. Oh well. And besides graphics arent everything by a long shot :)
solar9019 10 months ago
thumbs up if you came here because of taco man (:
billyhatcheradvdx 10 months ago
I think "huh?" is the proper response.
ChannelJ52 10 months ago
64 bit SHIT! lol i just came up with that
ohaithere27 10 months ago
Clifford doesn't want to answer because deep down he knows that despite its "64 bits" jaguar is impossible to develop for because of its system ram bug and anemic 6 mb cartridges. Clifford realizes that Atari has four of five people developing their games while most systems at the time have 20 to 30. Clifford sees that the "lightning speed" of the jaguar usually results in 3d games with no texture mapping, minimal sound, and frame rates well under 30 fps. Clifford gets an A+ in my book
incarnationofsorrow 10 months ago 4
NES is 8-bit! Genesis and SNES are 16-bit! Sega 32x and 3DO are 32-bit! Jaguar and Nintendo 64 are 64-bit! PS2, GCN, and X-box are 128-bit! Wii, PS3, and X-Box 360 are 256 BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateGallade 10 months ago
Don't let her intimidate you, Clifford. That system sucks ass and the games for it suck even more. You will pray for a bullet in the head if you buy one.
unsanitized 10 months ago
The jaguar had some decent games but never really took off. Bad decisions in marketing and high price tags force companies out for example. Jaguar and 3do just to name a couple. 300 for jag and 700 for 3do back then that was crazy money for video games which at the time were not such a staple in a household.
MrAntybiotik 10 months ago
Woman: JAGUAR! JAGUAR! JAGUUUAAARR!!
Taco Man: Sucks!
-squeaking noises from chalkboard-
Taco Man: Ow.
spenchan 10 months ago
0.20 WHICH IS MORE ADVANCED!!!
Holy shit, she has problems
AbbeFisk 10 months ago
even though the graphics didnt look like 64, atleast it had some okay games
zool 2, tempest 2000, alien vs predator
graphics dont make a good game
Shadow11614 11 months ago
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