BIBLICAL BEAST 3;16

[ihatelumberjacks]

And he wonders off... He wonders.. STUCK!!!

[wwering]

Who else was waiting for the laugh at the end..

[theonlyreega]

Austin 3:16

[300Nation]

that was combat traning 

[ScottYarmel]

Elpres 3:16 says I just whooped your ass

[TheWUbzeyy]

Jesus Loves EVERYBODY

[TheeBiblicalBeast]

Pwning and owning, that's all i do.

[milad9ronaldo]

ROFL at the music

[Wallbangg]

@xToYSoLDiieRx HAI TOY ;)

[TheCountryboy724]

ThugP4ssi0n i wish i knew were u live i would knock u out u say u a thug u probally a little kid or man who hays no live so stop trashing the bible god was the one who made it possible for u to grow

[XxMLGxZEZExX]

87 people are jewish or muslim

[CAksregulating]

@XxMLGxZEZExX muslim?

[XxMLGxZEZExX]

@CAksregulating muslims have the quran and jews have the torah so they dont like the biblical speakings of elpresador

[allansouri]

@XxMLGxZEZExX uhm.. im muslim but I like his biblical speakings :) *cough* rascist *cough*

[XxMLGxZEZExX]

@allansouri oh i was not being rascist, i was just saying the reason why i thought a muslim or person of the jewish faith might hate the video with the christian speakings in it

[allansouri]

@XxMLGxZEZExX oh nevermind then :P

[wizfull]

@allansouri

And you should technically NOT like his "biblical speakings" since he's basically mocking the Book of the People of the Scripture, using it for entertainment rather than the word of God(s.w.t.) because, even if, as a Muslim, you know the Bible to be wrong; You still should respect it because the base of it WAS the word of God, before men changed it.

[allansouri]

@wizfull But I LIKE and RESPECT his biblical speakings , the word of god eventually is all the same in every religion but I think it doesnt matter if someone makes a joke , God understands :)

[wizfull]

@allansouri

Who are you to say that God(s.w.t.) "understands a joke" ?

Who are we to support any joke made on the word of God(s.w.t.)? The word of God isn't the same in every religion, since in the bible some if not most of the words aren't from God at all, they're from unknown sources - anonymous authors.

The word of GOD is the Qur'an - that is what we can relate to - don't make a mistake here.

[wizfull]

@allansouri

However, we should indeed RESPECT the Bible since it was in it's essence the word of God as well - even though it was changed by men.

Thus said, this is NOT respectful of the Bible, since it is firstly giving holy attributes to some normal, every day guy and, secondly, it is making a joke out of words from the Bible.

[ThugP4ssi0n]

@wizfull Go suck a priests dick ;)Every1 knows that the bible was fucked up by men...even you said that...so uhm...why the fuck shud I trust what a fucked up dude wrote 1951 years ago?! (Btw,the bible was written 60 years after Jesus left Earth) God wrote His word in your essence you stupid fuck! Cuz somehow you born from knowing that its wrong to kill your mother or dad! Wake the fuck up and stop believing in something that probably a fucked up jewish dude wrote...

[wizfull]

@ThugP4ssi0n

I don't know but uhm.. I do not BELIEVE in the Bible as you say, because most of it is really corrupted by men. And this was done in order to mix together polytheism(Pagan) and monotheism(Christian), in Rome, AFTER the death of Christ, in order to reduce animosity towards Christians. An example is Christmass, actually a Pagan holiday of Saturnalia (Roman God Saturn) and ancient Baccanalia (Ancient Greek God Bacchus). I am a muslim, yet we still respect the remnants of the Bible.

[wizfull]

@XxMLGxZEZExX

Following your not-so-bright "joke", 87 people are Christians or Muslims. They shouldn't like this video since it's saying that some kid out there that has a knack for games is the anti-Christ or has any "holy" attributes whatsoever. Jews have nothing to do with it.

I'm saying what they (Muslims&Christians) should - I know there's people out there that do not follow their religion as they should, some know less than what they should and some care a lot less than what they should.

[torkan300]

3.16 SAID I JUST WHOOPED UR ASS!

[mechanicalpuffin]

Elpresador should write a Call of Duty Bible :D

[MRmonkeyBonezz]

Nice hacks dude real nice

[Br4Ker]

that is the most epic thing i ever heard...

[TheTrainsAge]

Love The Idea! Beastin At its Best

[Searcheur]

the book of elpresador

[polishmafia1888]

beasting is the verbing of beast

[TacticalTeabagging]

Seems too me like alot of the videos of BEASTS are people fighting really shitty players and getting lucky as hell. He should have died several times...

[HOLIMOUNT]

i wish that there was a version of the bible translated in ELPRESADOR

and the cover would be ELPRESADOR riding a bear whit two machine guns in his hands over a pile of corpses in the middle of an explosion

[CizzlePickle]

his 1st 5kill streak, good job man child

[ramonmuric]

wow famas? -.- use a non cheap ass weapon next time and stop drop shotting

[sundance380]

HEY EVERYONE ADD bubblebut24

[MegaMumbles]

I can never figure out what TSIA means. I came up with This Shit Is Awesome.

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

@MegaMumbles title say it all = tsia

[MrPibbITT]

A speech second to only that of Jules, in pulp fiction in the scene where he recites the bible before killing a dude

[aslator]

i typed metronome consistency and this video came up ROTLMFAO

[reallyocean]

@aslator So did I! I heard him say it in Sandy Ravage's new video and googled it to see what it means!

[aslator]

@reallyocean Watch this video /watch?v=mh2Y19zy8UU

Youll see his friend say it at 1:28

This guy makes up words lol i guess....

[slipknotskate1]

There was no 1:13 ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG

[proGaimz]

Martin Luther King had a dream. It was ELPRESADOR.

[PChelpism]

@proGaimz LMFAO

[kanjimanji]

a legit chapter from the bible

[ProductionsMiniclip]

eplreasador is the beat on givin dropshots :D

[17gocanucksgo]

lame

[DarkSwifty]

That is awesome, you should do one while your in the chopper gunner as you rain furry down upon them. Lol

[xJulienHD]

Glocke

[slickcross]

WHAT SOng is he using in the background? lol

[Alex1993x]

AUSTIN 3:16 FO LIFE!

[armind7]

Inspiring stuff!! Good job!

[xXJaysonQXx]

Please make more of these Conan videos.

[SeFu2006]

lol

[SilverHammock]

and he wanders off... to get killed :|

[ernesto1196011]

I meant IRRELEVANT4LI4E

[ernesto1196011]

Elpresador's psn account is IRRELEV4NT4LI4E. I added him. If someone does challenge lobbies invite him so then I can join his game. The beast will be proud of your hacking abilities:D

[CompleteCarnage99]

316 is an ugly number

[TGram29]

316 videos sucka

[jmank871]

0:32 Pinpoint accuracy my ass.

[Woodgrainwheels]

this video is STRAIGHT BEAST GAMEPLAY

[runekey]

Why cant this be every one of your videos?

[DoggieDevil88]

AMEN

[XjerichoX12]

this is the 11th commandment shall it be honoured

[yummycocacola]

Why isnt this guy on machinima ;o

[avall81]

Fuck pussies who uses 2nd chance, it means your just a bitch who couldn't get the kill when you were up!

[Falcovsleon21]

Alright old man, rather than troll you like usual, I'm just going to be mature and ask one simple question. Do you ever play anything other than FPSs?

[HaloBrotherhood]

Hope ur playing that shit on the Xbox 360.

[Trizie423]

Love that instrulmental.

[silyanina]

0:19 i think someone sucks at aiming

[parkerfooty]

@silyanina exactly wat i was thinking like wat the hell is that guy shooting at? lol

[123456789105430]

hey se*or PRESADOR we should make a team called

SSOP

SPECIAL SOLDIERS OF EL PRESADOR

WAT DO U THINK

[jarhead101]

What a joke. I bet this old man has no kids, no wife and pulls his pud all day. A real hero. Dude you are what, 40 and playing games all the time? Get a job.

[ContraCommando]

Biatch

[zhbvenkhoReload]

this guy has always something to say

[BoundByGlory]

wow i cant believe he is quoting the qu'ran muslims suck ass

[IRRELEVANCE4LIFE]

@BoundByGlory Racist people like you should just gtfo seriously. If your gonna be a cunt, then fuck off

[BoundByGlory]

@IRRELEVANCE4LIFE islam lover, i bet you support 9/11 , go kill yourself

[IRRELEVANCE4LIFE]

@BoundByGlory No, dude. Seriously your gonna have have a bad future cleaning peoples assholes with your tongue XD you racist fuck. And are you judging a WHOLE religion by what ONE fag did at 9/11? Does that make EVERY muslim a terrorist? No, possibly afghani people or paki's or iraqis, but no muslims in general. You have been owned. Now go fuck yourself

[MindWraith02]

@BoundByGlory

rascist POS

go back to the hole you crawled out of

[tjohn1986]

stop yelling!! you fucking suck

[thaandiesel]

rofl metronome consistancy

[TMninjaa]

i think the audio quality should be better, cause the way he does his commentaries is only enjoyable with good quality... until then, no sub from me

[MrFitness94]

@TMninjaa i think its more jokes when its poor quality audio

[TMninjaa]

@MrFitness94 so if this guy got an extremely good microphone hes not as funny as he is now? lol my ass off :D

[devilstroke]

@TMninjaa lol you watch his vids and I'm sure you're entertained... why not sub to him and show you appreciate the hard work he puts into his vids?

[demon10205]

LIKE THIS if you think this guy is the next hitler who plays video games

stupid kid ELPRESADOOF

[ah0770]

This dude is awesome why i never heard of hem .. love hes videos and i just subbed

[silentkiller102]

0:19 That dude that was shooting at El Pres has the worst aim ever! xD

[Skippyflapjacks]

Pres, My favorite gun is the AK47, personally I find it beasts in 95% of gun fights short and long range. If you ever decide to give it another chance throw a silencer on it, seems to calm down the recoil and make it even more beastly!

[MrPrideProductions]

JR 3:16

[phoenix762308]

LOL I LOVE HOW YOU USED THE CRAPPY MIC FOR THIS,, FUCKING GENIUS BEASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[NCHammer326]

And ELPRESADOR said unto his disciples, "AAIIGHT PEOPLE."

This is the word of the Lord.

[sethguy45]

@NCHammer326 Amen Lol

[TheSkyWhale]

@NCHammer326 Thanks be to God.

[ads316]

This is my favorite video of yours so far. I'd love to play on your team but you'd just make me look bad. Haha

[OmgBasedGod]

@ads316 i guess your not a biblical beast like many of us.

[Conner20D]

HAHA! Madden theme song XD classic.

[beastkliz]

Rofl the only thing i love about this vid, other than the commentating is the music, sounds like that shit the nazis played through speakers trying to get enemies to surrender

[thISmurderous]

Hey Presador, just wanted to get ur opinion on Ken Burton...Im sure we'll get a laugh out of it.

[ShakeDown2012]

Just clicked the Like Button, nuff said.

[SuperKiao]

fucking annoying obnoxious american voice -.-

[wutup5566]

@SuperKiao dont make me shove a copy of the bill of rights up your foreign ass

[jervten]

Your speech is awesome. Your gameplay is wack. Why? Combat training... I'm not dumb. That's for sure combat training.

[phoenix762308]

@jervten DUMBASS its not combat training

[YouGotSandInYoVagina]

@jervten Yeah. Look at the way all of the players have the 3arc clan tag.

[sinumatic]

@YouGotSandInYoVagina they actually have 2arc as their clan tag... and did you guys know that the only people who can use the 3arc tag in a real lobby actually work for treyarch??

[Choochooitswoo]

I love it when you quote scripture

[TranceInMyPants21]

Drop shooting? No skill what so ever.

[ZidaneHenrySoccer]

@TranceInMyPants21 your a total idiot, drop shot requires skill,

[slickcross]

LMAO! I wanted him to continue speaking. this thing is classic. lol

[Celixify]

" delivering blows on the way " - thats what she said ?

[mcmanusdown]

haha, this was prolly at like 4am and everyone he's playing is nodding off.

[Klaffveinz]

What the hell? I thought you thought that the Famas was overpowered. I guess what I thought you thought about the famas turns out to be not what you thought or what I thought you thought was wrong.

[MrBoyHavelaar]

haha awesome background- music :P

[cheegroslaya]

haha you sound so much like will ferrell

[IndyB69]

as soon as ai heard the football music i stopped what i was doing and just watched

strait beast

[EvilChameleon09]

Can I get an amen?

[cs2sasuke150]

Samuel L Jackson's son?

[GenericAmerican1]

Pres always says he likes to put up his shitty gameplay...but I think he likes these more.

[meatissodumb]

lol dude i love you. you're a beast!

[miamimafia95]

its called chrismas noobs...

[kinglemoncheez]

THIS VIDEO HAS 1337 LIKES LOL I guess not anymore :(

[MrAngryPumpkin]

Lol nice speech

[wolfenstein36]

WEAK

[noobilinoob]

1:04 voice crack?

[DaBeSToFIRaWnESS]

congrats on killing noobs.

[FadedSpartan]

@DaBeSToFIRaWnESS 90 Percent of Black Ops are noobs......

[TheeKingCapo1]

The most Epic of allll Beastings

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

Guy shooting the Prez at 0:17 is an EPIC FAILURE :P

[MillerbuasHilde]

@ELPRESADOR

hahaha that sounds easy

[monty01984]

the live new live comentery pls.check wings video, i hate him hating elpress

[Joeki11a]

BEAST SOUNDTRACK!

[fungas4201]

CHRISTMAS NOOBIES

[pmorrisjr20]

Straight biblical BEE-STING

[pinkgumz]

Christmas N00BS FTW :D

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

fuckin gay famas, way overpowered

[Gruffa1337]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 lol QQ

[TheSwineflu03]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 I disagree. I don't think it's overpowered. I think people get it early and learn how to use it so they're better with it. Personally the cammando is a better gun but people aren't as good with it because you get it at 44 and then you prestige at 50 so you don't get as long to get good with it.

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@TheSwineflu03 but some people are good with it, those who dont prestige just unlock all weapons etc anf fuck the prestige, all u get is a nerd icon to customise and some gay challenges, but if you dont, u keep all your stuff and u may use all guns

[TheSwineflu03]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 I'm really good with the commando, in fact it's my favorite gun. I only prestige because once I get to 50, I get bored after a while and need a challenge.

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@TheSwineflu03 lol :)

[legendarywar1]

@TheSwineflu03 of course you're good with the commando, the gun is way overpowered and can turn any noob into a pro at the pull of the trigger.

[TheSwineflu03]

@legendarywar1 That's what everybody says about every other gun. The fact is none of them are overpowered besides the AK74U. It doesn't turn any noob into a pro either. If that was the case the battlefield wouldn't be littered with them. I pick them up all the time. But personally, I can beast with any gun, I just prefer the M16 or commando.

[legendarywar1]

@TheSwineflu03 none of the guns are overpowered except the commando, they're underpowered if anything. i feel like im firing a BB gun at my enemies when using most black ops weapons.

[CatCyb0rg]

@legendarywar1 BB Guns. You pulled out my mental description of the guns in this game.

[legendarywar1]

@CatCyb0rg haha i know. the guns in previous cod games (maybe not world at war) were much better in my opinion.

[TheSwineflu03]

@legendarywar1 Yea I agree. I just wish it would be more fucking consistent. If it takes me 5 bullets to kill a dude, it shouldn't take his buddy who is right behind him 2 to kill me.  That and second chance are my only complaints about this game.

[legendarywar1]

@TheSwineflu03 i couldn't agree more. second chance is the most unrealistic perk ever. why should they be given a second chance in the first place? they were killed fair and square, they shouldn't be able to have another chance at taking out their assailant.

[TheSwineflu03]

@legendarywar1 I think if you kill a guy in second chance it should be worth 2 kills. Think about it, the guy has 2 chances to kill you, one in the initial confrantation, and one after he gets his ass kicked.

[silentkiller102]

@TheSwineflu03 That's actually a good idea. But too make it a little more balanced, they could do that, but remove the falling animation. But it's really easy too kill someone in the falling animation, and that would be kind of a cheap 2 easy kills. So by removing the falling animation, it would balance it out. So i agree with you. :)

[legendarywar1]

@TheSwineflu03 that's a really good idea. makes perfect sense too. that'll get people to stop using the damn perk in the first place.

[youdevil6]

@TheSwineflu03 That would make it sooo equels out. People would stop using second chance :D

[ExileFox12]

@TheSwineflu03 Atleast 1 and half a kill

[InsaneBlaze23]

@TheSwineflu03 I agree with you, but if not 2 kills, then more points than they give you.

Ppl bitch about second chance, why? You had a shot at killing someone in chance, than after that you can throw a stick and kill that person, why act like second chance is god, and the person using it can't be killed. Your AK flows faster than a pistol. I love second chance, I use it. I get allot of kills when I got into second chance, mainly because the retard that shot me, walked away, then I get picked up

[PoolShark403]

@InsaneBlaze23 second chance is unfair because it gives an easy opportunity for somebody else to steal the person's kill. Usually after killing somebody you reload in order to make sure you have enough bullets left for the next person you come into combat with. They're walking away because they expect you not to be a little pussy bitch and have to use a gay perk in order to get a kill.

[InsaneBlaze23]

@PoolShark403 Well if you don't want you kill taking make sure the job is down. When I down a person, who has chance, I make sure there dead, and people that have killed me do the same. Anything thats in the game is not gay,cheat,etc. It's used by allot of people, the same thing goes for every perk. If the perk upsets you are you gonna call each perk guy? Yes,maybe?? All I'm saying is you got you shot and blew it, either u get killed by the guy in chance, or the kill is taking or he gets revived

[PoolShark403]

@InsaneBlaze23 and what the fuck am i supposed to do when i don't have any bullets left in my gun? Am I supposed to magically instantly reload and somehow kill you at the point when you're invincible for 0.5 seconds? I fairly killed you yet I still don't guaranteed get the kill because of a fucking perk? Makes no sense to me.

[InsaneBlaze23]

@PoolShark403 You stab that person or throw a smoke(any type of grenade) at the person, it kills them in one shot, also you have a side arm, use it. 1 shot from a side arm will also kill the, there not invincible.

[TheSwineflu03]

@InsaneBlaze23 Second chance is a loser perk. You're basically saying," I'm going to get owned and killed, but I'll have a second chance to kill the guy once I get my ass handed to me". It's for people who aren't good and know they're going to lose a lot of gun fights. Otherwise, why would you use it?

[InsaneBlaze23]

@TheSwineflu03 Thats your opinion on the matter, thats fine. If you have a issue with second chance, take it up with the studio that made it Treyarch. It doesn't matter to me, I use it whenever I'm not playing BareBones, you might think I'm a loser for it, but I don't, I'm pretty good at the game, is it because of second chance no. I get 3 kills out of 18-30 with chance, any other time, they guy that shot me killed me or a teammate killed him and revived me. But like I said, it's your opinion.

[TheSwineflu03]

@InsaneBlaze23 Of course it's just my opinion. I mean it is, after all, just a game. I was just throwing in my 2 cents with everybody else.

[SpartanVo7]

@TheSwineflu03 yea but the 2ndchance doesn't mean he died,just that he got fatally wounded.

[TheSwineflu03]

@SpartanVo7 I would fatally wounded is when you have the strawberry jam all over your screen. You can shoot a guy in the chest three or four times and if he doesn't have 2nd chance he's dead, with second chance that smae guy drops to the ground,pulls out his pistol and has a second chance to kill you. That's why it should be worth 2 kills

[MindWraith02]

@TheSwineflu03

but killing someone in second chance is so easy, you'd have to be a dumbass to get killed by it lol

[locsaretheshit]

@TheSwineflu03 Good idea.

[mariovssonic2]

@TheSwineflu03 if they did that then i'd get dogs every game no problem and eves the worst rusher would have a 2/kd

[rambopwnstbh]

You could say anything and make it sound cool :D.