The Narrator

[benzone50]

Nice to re-visit the Narrator...

[OriginalCollabs]

Yeaah! That was a nice one. I remember when I saw it the first time and though: This is so the same thing as in a Family Guy episode... Sorry but, got to tell you! It was not as well shot and acted on tv. You build art, they made a joke...

[MattyHo07]

That was great. It was Frawesome and Samtastic !!!

[LupineL00pine]

Sam is fucking amazing. The narrator is always living in the past... the recent past, but still. Do you really not drink coffee?

[krumbine]

Sam is the epitome of amazing. And no, no coffee for Krumbine. And yes, I've decided randomly talk about Krumbine in the third person. Or something like that.

[novanine]

5*s

[JimmerSD]

5ed

[denitson777]

5*****STARS.

[denitson777]

F...wow,f.....wow,alfred hitchcock would s.... his pants,I know i did!

[Strifezilla]

that twist at the end was amazing. Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed lol

[denitson777]

yep

[denitson777]

youtube knows me,A few minutes ago this video was in the "recommended for you"section,wow,it feels like dejavu,wow

[krumbine]

that's frightening.

And awesome. It's Frawesome.

[denitson777]

Frawesome...Sound like a great word.

[krumbine]

thanks!!  I put my heart and soul into it.

[denitson777]

Wow,Will I ever get tired of watching this......naaaaaaaa

[krumbine]

I can tell ;)

I need to get to work on the second one, if for no other reason than to give you something else to watch.

[denitson777]

wow

[krumbine]

amazing eloquence there, buddy.

[denitson777]

Well,thank you ,kind sir :)

[denitson777]

black face paint,that shit is hilarious

[krumbine]

Thanks!!! I keep thinking of better shots to use, but I guess it's silly to be second-guessing myself at this point, huh? Better just make a part 2.

[denitson777]

no, dont make part 2,you know what would be brilliant,if you make a prequel,to build some anticipation.

[krumbine]

Snap!  I just wrote a script earlier today!

[denitson777]

again,this deserve to be on the million views at least,but i guess it kick so much ass,that regular people wouldn't be able to take it

[krumbine]

another thing to boggle your mind: no bad language or suggestive themes, either!!! (Which is really strange for me.)

So you know, even if people were to watch it and put it on some of the featured lists, it WOULDN'T get algorithmically demoted.

Hm ... that should be a song ...

[denitson777]

keanu reeves?,fuck where is the beef?

[NapalmXD]

I am going to go watch, "1 man 1 jar" in the related now.

[krumbine]

It totally wasn't worth it.

[NapalmXD]

Agreed.

[krumbine]

aw, but I ALREADY like you!

[BigmackZach]

win

[krumbine]

all night long.

[Camo1000]

Family guy did it...

[krumbine]

DAMMIT!

Every FUCKING time!

[denitson777]

Only 98 views so far?,what's wrong with the people,they are missing a master piece!

[krumbine]

Are you kidding me?? I've never had a video do so well in such a short period of time! And yes, that's horribly pathetic, but I will take what I can get, sir!

[novanine]

Though the mirror was, I suspect, a purely practical device to help draw out your physical journey to the coffee, It formed an excellent, comedically absurd moment.

Fine work all round sir!

[krumbine]

Comedically absurd moment? Were we watching the same video?

Doesn't matter--NO TAKE BACKS!!!

[novanine]

I take nothing back. I'm a professional theatre practitioner. If I say you employed a comedically absurd moment, THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU DID! HAVE SOME RESPECT AND DON'T ARGUE, GODDAMMIT!!!

Erm, too much? heh heh

[krumbine]

a little too much, but that's okay. You're a professional theatre practitioner. It's in your nature.

And by no take backs, I meant you couldn't take back the comedically absurd moment ... I was agreeing with you in a very roundabout sort of way.

NO TAKE BACKS!!!!!

[denitson777]

I didn't drink coffee ,my god,what has this video done to me?

[krumbine]

dirty, dirty things!

Now take off your pants ...

[denitson777]

No fucking way,you can top this,everytime I see this video I feel like my ass is getting kicked ,but for some reason ,I keep coming back for more...weird isnt it?

[JimmerSD]

I find myself replaying from 1:20 on.

So good!

[krumbine]

*sigh*

It's true ... people only like me for my Sam.

[JimmerSD]

No...you're interesting too...

[Hikosaemon]

I watched the video, all at once enthralled with the spectacular filming and editing style and at the same time thinking back, wondering to myself how it is there are channels with dancing hamsters emo goths that have more subscribers than this odd man in a second hand sports coat who is making the most original and entertaining videos I have ever seen on YouTube? Oh injustice, thou art a cruel beast...

Your videos are epic dude, and this was totally choice. Your vids need to be seen!

Peace

[krumbine]

pardon me while I sob softly for the next twenty minutes or so.

They're tears of happiness. Really!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

KiMySITAL!

(Kick my self in the ass laughing!)

[krumbine]

cutting edge, dude! Seriously, I need a band aid.

[JimmerSD]

Conta-noir...hmmm a new concept in film making!

Glad to see that Sam has friendlyd up her attitude a little bit.

[krumbine]

sam and I both got a good laugh at how she friendly-ed up her attitude :D

[solidgold451]

OMG awesome

[krumbine]

prolly not as awesome as ACAD.

[depointless]

brilliant

[krumbine]

you expected something less, Mr. Bond?

[NapalmXD]

lol, shut the fuck up.

[krumbine]

Why do people always tell me that?  Why do I always write these scripts that have people telling me that?

[NapalmXD]

Deep on the inside you have a problem, you think you talk to much. And you do. That is not really a bad thing though.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

"Like darkness...at night"

Good job, quite a bit of lines to memorize.

5*

Question:  Are you a fan of the early Jim Carey years?

[krumbine]

I am a fan of Jim Carrey. Early years and later years ... the guy is just a good actor.

And yes, there was definitely some damn fine writing in that ... "disappeared like a wisp of smoke from a smoldering cigarette on a windy day ..."

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Best Jim Carrey moments:

Anything Ace Ventura; especially the rubber rhino birthing scene. I think I was still pissing myself and choking on my popcorn about five minutes after it was over and the whole audience was quiet.

[FalconNeko]

u sounded alot like keanu reeves

u even had alot of his manorisms

lol

[krumbine]

I think Jim Carrey sometimes ... never Keanu Reeves. Of course, now all I can see Neo.

DAMN YOU!!!!

[krumbine]

yeah, but probably not as melodramatically as this. And if they do, I bet they have a drug for that.

[xxxchaindrive]

Yeah.....More Sam

[krumbine]

the world can honestly never have enough sam ...

[krumbine]

YES! Exactly!

Wait ... what??

[novanine]

It MIGHT be Norwegian for:

"† good alteration. I like videos †"

But it might not.

[krumbine]

sounds good to me ... I just assumed it meant "god wears thongs. he poops on video."

... come to think of it, your interpretation might make slightly more sense.

[novanine]

I'm a geek, I put it into an online translator. Norwegian was the only one that sent it back in English.

[krumbine]

I'm a lazy geek ... I only went as far as German with the online translator.

[maartenruetten]

Superb! :)

[krumbine]

Excellent!

[OnCall101Villa]

that was fuckin good............

[krumbine]

Kinda makes you feel all warm and toasty inside, doesn't it?

... be forewarned, though ... that could be heartburn. My videos have been known to cause that.

[Ziggystarla]

love it. great grand wonderful. lol

[krumbine]

You had me at "love"!

[benzone50]

a lot of work/writing/thought has gone into this. well done.

[krumbine]

believe it or not, the hardest part were the shots. I had something in my head, but really it was: "Okay, we need to get me from the couch to the coffee, and make sure I say all this stupid shit in between."

[benzone50]

yeah i know what you mean. just getting on camera whats in your head. you know it will work, but how are we going to do it, so that the story flows?

sometimes i think i need a team of helpers & a storyboard to follow. LOL!

[krumbine]

Right now I'm paying someone to produce illustrations for another project of mine. Maybe I'll fire him and hire a storyboard artist. Or, you know, just pay him to be my storyboard artist. Or ask for volunteers. OOOH! Interns. Interns are awesome. Especially the sexy ones.

[krumbine]

Sam always kicks ass. Even when there isn't ass to kick, she hunts it down fresh ass to kick, just for the hell of it.

Don't mess with the Jacket. It will find you in your sleep ...

[denitson777]

sir,you never cease to amaze me

[krumbine]

That's good to know. Ironically, that's also my mantra for me penis.

... wait, what??

[hoogpah]

That was excellent.

[krumbine]

thank you kindly! I spent so long with those words (in the video) that in the end it was all a jumbled mess ... I couldn't tell if it was good or not.

[bell02]

The Twists ending of all twist endings! I was expecting an outro to the Twilight Zone in this 5-star piece

[krumbine]

That's a good idea for a second video in this series ...