Fearne Cotton and Bill Bailey show their age - BBC

[samjest1990]

I watched this just for Fearne Cotton's nostrils.

[mulder3035]

Not trying to police anything - I just find it laughable that people watch videos with people they cant stand in them - Anyone i dont like i avoid like the plague,on the TV/radio or internet.And like you said,you find her one of the most anoying people around - I cant understand why you would want to watch her again on youtube ...Oh,well..

[mwfcp]

Fearne Cotton is gorgeous!

[beastdude]

ah back when never mind the buzzcocks was good.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@beastdude Wait, what happened to it now?

[beastdude]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow it's not as good as it once was, has lost my interest. although i must admit, i've not watched it for ages so it might have perked up since.

[shwhjw]

I watched this just for Bill Bailey's "I'm not 5"

[BornReady16388]

Bill Fucking Bailey...the first time I've ever written "Lmfao" and meant it.

"...If you'll stay with me 'til dawn."

[starphazedboy]

I love her

[professor900]

She's gross.

[MelPullThePin]

This was Buzzcocks in it's prime...Mark and Bill always had me in stitches. Especially series 11 episode 9 with Coolio...one of the best episodes EVER.

Simon and Noel were like reincarnations of these two...good...but no one does it quite like the sarky Lamarr and gibberish talking Bailey.

[MelPullThePin]

"ereaa...cheese n weasels"

[CatorsCinema]

ferne cotton is an idiot.

[ckyfan08]

fuck him for cussing cradle of filth

[MrKawasaki1990]

why does'nt fearn cotton do something useful and get naked

[jdthelegend123]

@MrKawasaki1990 well said!. X

[middy444]

Really, BBC, you couldn't upload this is something more than 240p?

[coltsuperocean10]

Fearne Cotton is an annoying speech impeded retard!! I cannot stand to hear her show on R1!! I turn off immediately!!

[mulder3035]

@coltsuperocean10 And yet,you have clicked on a video that clearly has the words "FEARNE COTTON" in the title.Im no real fan,but i have to laugh at comments like this that seem to appear a lot on youtube (about various people).Now ,if only your eyes were as good as your ears...eh?

[coltsuperocean10]

@mulder3035 ...and like you shit for brains, I have the same right to post comments.When did you become the nazi police of youtube? Now, If only your brain was good eh?

[DCdabest]

Bil alwasy wins and has a hilarious time! Bill = definition of genius!

[meabhyxxx]

"polly put the kettle on...if you'll stay with me tonight"

lol!

[blobby1972]

what a gimp

[Szaam]

A party for gimps that the weather can't spoil.

[jmewhit]

how dare the BBC show me a fucking advert even on youtube

[Microja]

@jmewhit Download adblocker.

[EmilieP9]

i knew all of them songs, oh the shame :P

[Markgangzta]

Funny how people don't like you when you've got no tits.

I'd still smash her back doors in though.

[Tokyorosebiz]

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[hockstrap]

would fuck fearne no bother like, christ

[amirullah]

As if Fearne didn't know the bananas in pyjamas tune......... WHAT A FAKE!

[JamesGod08]

They should rename this should, mind the cocks. As in watch out, don't watch this shit full of faggots. But Fern cotton is a nice aryan

[hellomynameislauraa]

Fearne Cotton's the biggest dick on this show.

[OscarApollo]

BANANAS IN PAJAMAS, THEY SUCK ON THE EYES OF SATAN

[LionmaneElsie08]

"will you stop trumping!" lol

[bladerunner12]

People can say what they want about her, I'd still wreck every inch of Fearne's body given the chance.

[randyrichyrich]

@bladerunner12

So would I. With a lead pipe.

[Hammersmith80]

@bladerunner12 Really? I think she's overrated and actually rather ugly never mind her irritating voice.

[jaberding]

@bladerunner12 yeah, you could fit anything in her nostrils

[brannighan212]

fearne is fit :)

[purplevolcano]

I love Bill Bailey but Cotton is an annoying twat.

[leshark]

BILL BAILEY IS A LEGEND!

[MannyJazzcats]

if they are gonna make us watch an advert it could at least be in high quality

[Catlover123445]

@MannyJazzcats

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[kanekid]

Bananas in Pyjamas.. They suck on the eyes of satan!

[SaulBasley]

Plus, I pay my licence fee, so now the BBC takes my licence fee, and tops it up with advertising revenue, its a bloody disgrace

[Catlover123445]

@SaulBasley

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[SaulBasley]

@Catlover123445 thats awesome, I thought this was another ad but it works brilliantly, thank you!!

[jbiz10]

30 second advert? you havin a fucking laugh?

[Catlover123445]

@jbiz10

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[BumbleSlap]

I FUCKING HATE ADVERTS.....to such an extent that all they do is put me off the products, as well as making me turn off the youtube clips that they are attached to. They ruin TV and now they are ruining Youtube...congrats you greedy sell out wankers.

[Radz117]

@BumbleSlap Yes someone who shares my hatred!

[Catlover123445]

@BumbleSlap

ADBLOCK FOR FIREFOX

[BumbleSlap]

@Catlover123445 Much appreciated, i will definately be using forefox and taking advantage of that feature in future.

[WadeAblitt]

Mark LaMarr sucks.

[JD1010101110]

I miss the 50s throwback, how many more talented people will Phil Jupitus be allowed to drive away!

[Hysteria98]

Fearne Cotton = Sell-out

Bill Bailey = God

Mark LaMarr = Very nasty man XD

[coolboialex]

ferns laugh has changed, u seen her laugh on celebrity juice ;)

[f1ax]

FERN IS LUSH! The end... :)

[psychomaji]

Why the fuck are there so many adverts for the olympics? It's going to suck D:

[JoeyDPro2009]

"I Can't look at bill when i say this because it's what we used to do to you... put a chain around my neck and leave me anywhere" epic lolz! :D

[maskedbydelirium]

So I have to watch an advert in order to view something that was initially paid for from my TV license? Right, fuck you BBC I want my money back.

[Catlover123445]

@maskedbydelirium

get the latest version of adblock firefox. no ads. tell your friends

[MeLissABakEr11]

'what, when that dancing bear picknick incident went horribly wrong?' haah

[HiggsyAndGinge]

UUUUH Cheese and weasels

[richlinkin]

Wow, Phil Jup looks Young!

[STARSMember0823]

I was not impressed by Fearnes body in that swimsuit.

[Gaz07]

@STARSMember0823 I guess that means your gay dude....

[sme1ems]

GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND

[Elkie885]

Missed this one when it was broadcast but funny as fuck and nice to see Fearn when she wasn't being really annoying on radio 1

[HappyIsFleeting]

Oh mein Gott I cant....... breath!

[dilwich123]

Fearne Gully is so talentless.

[Carrzy1]

@dilwich123 I hate that the BBC replaced Jo Whiley with Fearne Cotton. Fearne just says things for the sake of filling the air; Jo was genuine.

[Keith10284]

I would love to fuck Fearne all day long 'til her head spins round & round ;-) seriously though, she is super sexy & I hope her other half knows what a monumentally lucky bastard he is getting to slip her a length on a regular basis. The only problem I have is that 42 carat cunt Mark Lamarr is in this video. But Fearnes presence balances that out nicely.

[barukkhazaddum]

@Keith10284 you're a creepy guy keith.

[Keith10284]

@barukkhazaddum Oh come on, don't tell me you wouldn't, she's fucking hot!

[LordStraightBanana]

@Keith10284 All day long....

[mdavid504]

fearne has the CUTEST laugh lol <3

[cathalc08]

BBC have ads now?

[haglerfan86]

now we're getting ads for Mormons on this? Fuckin' hell...

[SheldonSweetie97]

@haglerfan86 what was that bout mormons sorry have a problem do we?!!

[haglerfan86]

@SheldonSweetie97 ads of any form are irritating in their basest form, now getting ones of a religious bent are even more frustrating, as if religious groups don't proselytize enough as it is.

[TheOrionStar]

dunno why but i find the guy asking the questions irritating anyone agree?

[TeflonTron]

@Dave4Lyf100 Teehee. No, not a roofie! She i sweet, but I can imagine that she'd get annoying after a while, wouldn't you?

[MrTopbollocks]

I would fuck the shit of Fearne, what a babe!

[robinboyo]

RIP Bill Bailey from buzzcocks.

[BackFromNowere]

@robinboyo Shame hes still alive fool

[JohnnyChristfailspie]

We're going to the zoo, zoo zoo?

To Look at the EARS! EARS EARS!

The EARS on the elephant go ROUND and ROUND!

The WHEELS on the otter go UP AND DOWN!

The EYES on the walrus go ROUND AND ROUND!

I'm not five..

[DanthemanCTU24]

Ferne's is so sexy

[TeflonTron]

@DanthemanCTU24 I agree. I'd totally slip her one.

[thinkulye]

Will you stop trumping!

[CaptainOvious123]

wasn't the guy on the far right (can't remember the name) in Blackadder season 4 as the leader of the firing squad??

[deekomendez]

@CaptainOvious123 yes. readyaimfire!

[Tobycek]

@CaptainOvious123 yep, that's him - Stephen Frost. READYAIMFIRE!

[kingsmuel]

haha I have to agree with the majority of people posting...Fearne Cotton is an untalented tool

[bled83]

Fearne Cotton has never knowingly said anything interesting.....ever.

[TheGreatSteve]

@bled83 Poo off!

[PeacockDreams19]

@TheGreatSteve tell them that they're rubber and you're glue!!!!

[TheGreatSteve]

@PeacockDreams19 Isn't that the wrong way round?

[PeacockDreams19]

@PeacockDreams19 .... no! twist it round to confuse them!..... owh I'm tired, leave me alone :(

[wildvenisson]

They were taking the piss and they still won!

[MrBuch169169]

The EYES on the walrus go ROUND and ROUND! That's how I teach it to my kids.

[martynwarriner]

Feeling like you want to end it all? Do you think that life on this earth is not worth living? Well here's the good news, listen to Fern Cotton for half an hour and she'll suck the life out of you for free. What a sychophantic muppet with an atrocious laugh.

[clsleamington]

@martynwarriner

She's also reasonably fit and minted. I'd like to see you out-joke Bill and Mark, you'd look like an amateur too.

[martynwarriner]

@clsleamington Minted?...If that is a measure of attractiveness so is Maggie Thatcher. So please feel free to get up to your nuts in her gut locker. Mark & Bill? 15 Stories High is one of my favourite comedies and they both wrote that with Sean Lock. Bill's scale of evil is genius. Maybe one day you'll meet her and you could latch on like a parasite and spend all her money. I'm sure she'd really 'heart' that as she so well puts it with her wheelie bin mouth.

[ultimateinfinite]

Cotton is dense.

[misspoofacey]

meh i prefered amstell

[josef4buzu]

@misspoofacey well your nick says it all then :P

[ifedthehorse]

Wow - this is the worst clip of Buzzcocks ever! Jesus.

[UpTheAnte1987]

I don't think I've ever laughed at this show

[tooktuctuc]

@UpTheAnte1987 Agreed 100%. Bill Bailey is just aboutthe unfunniest person in history.

[1878EFC2008]

208 seconds of extreme unfunniness

[rachhamilton96]

Haha, love Fearne Cotton :D

[xVancha]

Mark Lamarr and Bill Bailey. I do miss the days when the regulars actually had some knowledge of music.

[RoyMM46]

fearne looks exceptionally attractive on this :P

[SkyblueX10]

Buzzcocks just isn't the same anymore!

[martinmedeski]

oooooh fearne is rather lovely

[VoyagerAbove]

I regret having found this video. This is to comedy what Subo is to lingerie.

[Dungarth]

..Back in the days when Fearne wasn't so irritating.

[juliahavok]

who was the blond guy shown at like 2:07?

[AncientJoystick]

@juliahavok Chris Park from now defunct boyband Phixx.

[deepbunky]

0:01 to skip ad

[n0iiZzZ]

Fearne Cotton, Megan Fox, Katy Perry... Best choices out of all celebrities :]

[TheBlackBabyJesus]

Bailey is scum! Talentless scum!

[Dhammond5]

@TheBlackBabyJesus

Are you being serious???

Bill Bailey is pure class

[theyorkshirewhites]

@Dhammond5

He's a fuckin leg end, wish they'd bring him back.

[TheBlackBabyJesus]

@Dhammond5 Bailey is scum. Just you wait and watch the news, he'll be the next paedophile to be revealed!

[chrisharvey9]

hope whoever put the advert on this gets their whole family raped and slaughtered in front of them, then gets cancer and has to live a life where the only thing they have to look forward to is death.

[theyorkshirewhites]

@chrisharvey9

It is annoying, but aren't you going just a little bit OTT ?

[mrrabbeattie]

she is amazing an looking woman

[MegaMAGICMAN7]

.........if ull stay with me till dawn

[Xoxocube]

Filthy dirty things to that women

[sbowesuk]

Fearne Cotton is awesome. Sexy with a personality. Definitely my type.

[crettie1]

fearne ur a willy xx

[MrMadness87]

fearne seems a bit more tolerable in this episode unlike the relentlessly annoying,self obsessed airhead you hear on the radio these days and as for her being hot i can see how she is pretty on the outside but thats overshadowed by her ugly personality

[TheHewhodareswins]

@MrMadness87 i agree after moyles she comes on and ive gota turn over she just speaks pure shite and her taste in music aint the best ethier

[Jcahalane]

@TheHewhodareswins Chris Moyles talks shite.

[capo2k8]

what's wrong with fearne? iceman, you can't say that shit like that about her unless you know her in person and know it to be true. i bet she's cool.

[pivotybob]

@icemanisdangerous well you can go fuck yourself then

[MrTubetits]

And the five... lol

[NickyLess]

The wheels on the otter go up and down!

[icemanisdangerous]

Ferne cotton, what a dumb ass waste of space.

[pivotybob]

@icemanisdangerous ur a waste of space

[icemanisdangerous]

@pivotybob HAHA are you ferne? or someone just as dumb?

[pivotybob]

@icemanisdangerous no but shes fuckin hot

[icemanisdangerous]

@pivotybob she's a twat

[pivotybob]

@icemanisdangerous she might not be a genius but shes not dumb and shes insanely sexy

[icemanisdangerous]

@pivotybob No. she reminds me of any dumb tart you'd find down a night club on a saturday night. the only differences is she sucked the right cock to get some fame and money.

[pivotybob]

@icemanisdangerous in this she seems a bit stupid granted but shes hot ,watever, u think shes an idiot and ugly, meh u think that

[CorXxXSmile]

@icemanisdangerous Because the only way an attractive woman can possibly have got anywhere in life is if she's put out for the male above her in the hierarchy. The funny thing about chauvenistic pigs is that usually this kind of opinion is founded on their own insecurities (in relation to both career and relationships with women) rather than anything substantial. Funny huh? :)

[icemanisdangerous]

@CorXxXSmile damn right how else did fearne get where she is? Personality? Highly doubtful. Her shite knowledge of music? also doubtful. rich mummy and daddy? probable. Sucking cock? pretty much certain.

Funny thing about femminists is they're usually fat ugly birds that no one will shag. Funny that ay.

[GauntV]

@icemanisdangerous

not fearne... not gay either

[foxsux6000]

what i always wonder: how come the BBC provides such horrible quality? isn't this stuff digital?

[Javoc999]

who is the presenter???



[blastvader]

@Javoc999 Simon Amstell

[scotsmaninusa]

@blastvader  actually that mark lamarr

[mikemetaled]

@Javoc999 Mark Lamarr.

[kinglynx]

lmao THE EYS IN THE WALRUS GO ROUND AND ROUND :D

[TYREL2010]

I'd smash Fearne Cottons backdoor in!

[IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY]

@TYREL2010 i'd drink her bath water

[TheSybredMachineHead]

Loving the Cradle Of Filth joke! xD

[ltkirby1989]

haha! i laughed so hard i snotted a little!!!!

[astroboirap]

fern cotton si so frickin annoying

[mentalguitarisist]

the funniest video on youtube!

[supadapag1]

they need to bring back bailey!!

[1iluvchocolate1]

@supadapag1 they need simon back aswell

[UnitedKingdomify]

I bet Fearne is GREAT in bed. >.>

[glufflover]

@UnitedKingdomify Well she has shagged any rock band that moves

[Jiemusu89]

IF YOU'LL STAY WITH ME TILL DAWN.

[Ghostwitch]

Heee, Bill is totally five. xD

[JanineRobin]

I don't think my foot would ever get tired of kicking Mark Lamarr in the bollocks.