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  • Claire sure does have a manly voice

  • Shit all shit rolf chppper swaswasasea

  • dont be daft rap ur shaft

  • haha lets sell his organs to the chinese,dont be daft rap your shaft lol

  • haha lets sell his organs to the chinese

  • *the Scott is listening to

  • WHAT IS THE SONG THAT IS LISTENING TO? I've searching for hours

  • what is the song at 2:55

  • it would have made sence if Arbiter found out Claire was a toy too.

  • PROTIP: Adblocker.

    You're fucking welcome

  • Chief should absolutely kick Scotts butt for stealing his wallet :B

  • dont be daft wrap your shaft. LOL

  • Claire sounds like a dude.

  • Thumbs up if no one can spell "Ads"

  • i kinda fell sorry for abriter

    

  • the arbiter punches knives cos hes awesome like that :P

  • look at the reflection at 1:28

  • i hate it when you get killed, and then eaten alive!

  • 4:33 Always happens

  • lol chief always goes for the knife

  • that sounds like a man....!!!!

  • LOLZ!

    "They kill u... And then they Eatz u! ALIVE!" XD

  • @shyheim1996 And then they're going to eat me!

  • 133 people lisen to kate perry vids and like like suckin coc

  • @daltondame2010 wats wrong with katy perry? i like this vid and i like katy perry. shes awesome and she is freakin hot. =\ r u gay?

  • om nom nom nom

  • the chief so scared me with that knife, but then the peanut butter

  • WRAP YOUR SHAFT LOLOLOLOL

  • i would have assassinated claire from there

  • sadface :(

  • he can just stick his foot back on, right?

  • Umm is there a guy in the background at 2:53?

  • @jakemk21 the guy holding mc and the arbitor

  • AHHAH SO UR SAYIGN I NED 2 CUT OFF MAI COCK!

  • HAHHAHAHh So you say i need to cut off my cock

  • Hey Jon I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of ANC and it has really inspired me to make my own series, its kinda like ANC because its about a toy. But I really owe it to you for sparking my imagination and inspiring me you guys can check out the first two episodes of my series "The Adventures of Garey"

  • Oh shit.

    LOL. OWN3D.

  • "boo hoo, boo hoo sad face boo hoo"

  • reflection behind arbiter at 2:00

    lol, how the hell did i notice that?

  • these episodes shud be edited togther to make Arby 'n the Chief the movie 2

  • I'll date you Arby, I less than three you

  • If it weren't for ads, Youtube wouldn't free, you know.

  • @ChaosControl71 same thing with google huh? :D

  • @DarkandLightGaias Precisely.

  • 'i herd in thoes places they kill u adn then they eat u ... ALIVE! ' I don't understand how master chief knows when to use 'then' instead of 'than',being as illiterate as he is, and half of the internet 'population' not know the difference?!

  • I wonder if Claire have seen these videos. 8D

  • poor arby i feel his pain

  • 0:44 - Om nom nom nom :D

  • at 1:18 if u see behind arbitar u see jon!!!

  • The Zelda gags in this show just kill me.

  • chief wud syay tihs," lol he stolezes jon's moneyz cards

  • dont be daft ... wrap ur shaft... stfu

  • Dont be daft, wrap ur shaft! LOL

  • :( boo hoo hoo boo hoo

  • oh... shit...

    LOL

    OWNED?/

  • Fuck the ads. They should be paying ME to watch the goddamn horseshit.

  • i herd in those places they kill you....then eat you....ALIVE!

  • LOL , if that really was Jon's credit card number, I'm so buying a bunch of shit with it

  • Don't be draft wrap your shaft

  • Poor Arby. hurt where it hurts the most :'(

  • jon gets money from the ads dont skip them

  • DONT BE DAFT.... WRAP YOUR SHAFT LOL~~

  • don't be daft, wrap your shaft

  • 6:44 the controller isn even on

  • Why the hell do you guys cry all the time about like ten second ads. If there would be no ads, there would also be no youtube, due to the fact that it's FREE!

  • thumbs up if you hate thumbs up comments...wait...

  • i dont get why chief doesn't just melt his foot back on.

  • EVerbody the dude is in the reflection AT 1:18

  • Press F5 to Skip ads it works :D

  • hey does anyone kno the name of the song scott was listening to when he ordered the hookers?

  • this is fucking funny haaaaaaaaa claire is a fucking transvestite

  • "they kill u,and thn they eat u... ALIVE!!!"LOL

  • "they kill u,and thn they eat u... ALIVE!!!"

  • @thedragonman12345678 .. Scary...

  • lol arby is lucky claire sounds like a man xD

  • Gay adds are gay

  • @Austinw16 Funny memes are funny! :D

  • 00:00 to skip ads barely ever works you idiots. refreshing the page is more reliable, but barely so as well. just get an add-on for firefox or chrome. i have one and i havent seen an ad in months

  • om nom nom nom ROFL

  • Poor Chief, boo hoo, boo hoo.......... lol

  • Is it me or does Scott sound like that MLG guy from another season when he was smoking/jacking/hacking?

  • Can see cameraman reflected on the sink tap.

  • Oh...Shit..Lol...OWNED!  Looolololoololoolollllolool!!!­111one!

  • so ur saying i need to cut off mai cock? lolololololololol

  • 4:10 oh you've got to be shitting me

    

  • wow can't believe you actually cut off the chief's foot XD

  • 2:17

    Mentlegen

  • lol Master Chief is friggen bad-ass he cuts his legs of just like that

  • OMG lol I wonder if teh KGB is still after Scott and WTF water effects tht was random and I agree I think Claire Is a guy tryin to mess wit arby because his voice gets all deep sometimes

  • I think the girl is a guy secretly LOLOLOL that would be funny

  • don't be daft, wrap your shaft! lol

  • Whut if that was like... super uber nerdly rare master chief figure......

  • 00:00 tumbs up so others can fight back agenst the adds

  • @camperben just refresh the page, works for all of em...

  • @camperben WHY!!??? WHY DOENS'T IT EVER WORK FOR ME!!!!!!!

  • @camperben press F5 on your keyboard to skip ads it works better clicking that just makes the ad pause....he should have cut his head off! energy sword head cut headshot off FTW

  • @camperben without ads, you wouldn't be able to watch these videos smartass

  • @camperben no ads? would you rather pay for youtube?

  • @camperben doesn't work

  • @camperben or just get fucking adblock plus ;) for mozilla firefox

  • thumbs up for no ads

  • Lol Master cheif is holding trojan

  • 1:18 in, look slightly above the arbiters head, and you will see a reflection of jon in the tap handel, : )

  • Awww poor Arby :'(

  • If I had a dollar for every show that's finale was named "Endgame" I'd be a very rich teenager.

  • they kill u

    and then they eat u

    ALIVE!

  • i thinkz dat cheef is da bestserer theans arbit3r

  • NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! did they really cut chiefs foot off?

  • lol Secks baloon

  • They kill you, and then they eat you, ALIVE.

  • :'( !!!1 crying face  Boo Hoo

  • what hap to jon

  • poor arby... Cryface

  • does anybody know the name of the rock song that scott listens to???

  • Don't be daft. Wrap your shaft.

  • " master cheif " i heard in those the kill u

    and then

    they eat u  ALIVE

  • i love arby and his big penis

  • masturch33f: (at end)

    Super unhappy crying faic..

    <='(

  • F5 to beat ads!

  • LOL....OWNED?/

  • DONT BE DAFT...WRAP UR SHAFT.....LOL

  • LOL, trojan condoms. are there any spartan condoms?

  • @ArminMeiwes23 no spartan condoms would be 100% effective on persian women being able to do about what lemme see 500,000/300 1666 women per condom plus it'd come with lots-O-screaming

  • @thedarklordx Lol dude, hahahaha.

  • @ArminMeiwes23 *note* that joke doesnt make sense unless you watch the movie 300

  • They kill you, and then they eat you, ALIVE!

  • claires a guy

  • DONT BE DAFT! WRAP YOUR SHAFT!!

  • arbiter: if you really want Recon back, i reckon you'd have to do something pretty amazing.

    Chief: SO UR SAYIGN I NED 2 CUT OFF MAI COCK

  • this is de bets sit evr!!one! lololololollolololololollooolo­lolllool

  • lol lol lol lol om nom nom nom olo laff out lound poop is yummy jk

  • @Codandps3games huh i got hacked no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just wached this yeterday and now this ow man

  • trojan ftw

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU---

  • dony be daft rap your shaft  lololololololol

  • ok lets get this shit over with, OHHHH FUCKKKKK

  • om nom nom nom

  • :[ arby

  • How the fuck can you talk with 5 cancer tubes jammed up your mouth o_o

  • (grabs big knife.... aims knife at foot SWINGS knife gets peanut butter spreads on bread) nom nom nom nom.... ok lets get this shit over with... (chops off foot) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU-----

  • i feel srry for arby

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOl WHAT IS SCOTT DOING!!!! 0__0

  • hahahahhahahahahaha FFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u---- XDDDD the rage DUN DUN

  • tahts y we sells his organz 2 teh chineese...

  • we sellz hiz orgunz to teh chinez lolwtf

  • so your saying i need to cut of my cock

    NO

  • I guess you won't be needing this...

  • hey can i get like 300 hookers rofl xD

  • I think Clare is a guy...

  • Dont be daft.

    Wrap your shaft!

  • lol wut

  • Dont be daft wrap your shaft!

    I almost pissed myself at that bit LooL

  • i cant believe you destroyed m4str-ch33fz foot!!!

  • #HAPPY

  • #ASDF

  • they KILL you then eat you ALIVE wtf #LOL

  • 1:29 if u look at the silver thing not too far up arbiters helmet i think u can see some guys face

  • @umean123 ya its probably the guy filming it lol

  • @umean123 dude i already freakin said that.

  • oh.. shit..

    LOL...OWNED?/

  • LOL..... OWNED

  • We sellz his organs to the Chinese

    I can't believe I was actually considering that - HAHA

  • super LOL

  • "we haz no choices we haz 2 slit his throats" ROFL

  • dont be daft... wrap ur shaft.. lol

  • lmao wimmin an dere egoz

  • hey machinima could you pass this along to DigitalPh33r/JonCJG? in the sink scene of arby n the chief endgame part 4, if u look closely at the head of the sink you can see digitalph33r/JonCJG because of the reflection lolz. just thought i would mention that

  • big deal...

  • any1 kno the name of the song scott was listening to wen he was ordering the hookers? mail me if u kno :)

  • At 1:54 how come Arbitur's helmet moves?

  • Claire's a guy!

  • DONT BE DAFT WRAP YOUR SHAFT!

  • arby:oh.. shit

    cheif: lol?... owned

  • Dont be daft, wrap your shaft.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • LOLROFLMAOBBQOMGWUT!

  • lmao dont be daft wrap your shaft lol

  • NOIM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!

  • thats kind of sad. sad face...

  • haha its wirtten in french on the peanut butter. Quebec represent

  • He really uses Satchmo alot.

  • wtf at 1:29