Louis CK - Steals Scales For Drug Dealers

[hockeyftw11211]

14 scales 1 ounce each 14 ounces 2 ounces from a pound.

[nica305boy1]

@hockeyftw11211 he could of got rich

[barrysteelchief]

damn i sold my scales for a $50 bag. it was skunk.. but still... ripped off

[bomboy7]

"I used to do drugs. I still do them, but I used to too.." - M. Hedberg

[ProfanityAlertMedia]

haha awesome

[Kneleist]

I love this They are not me part

[b017ni3]

@The0nlyDylanZizzo - he said he's a medical patient, so if he lives where I do, then yes, weed is legal. Because so many people in my city can legally possess, grow and smoke weed, it means the cops assume everyone walking on the street smoking, is doing so legally. So here, even if you don't have a card, it's highly unlikely that you'll be bothered by the police...

[The0nlyDylanZizzo]

@b017ni3

i thought canada was cool..

fuck, where the hell do you live?

[Blurillaz]

He stands pretty still during this performance.

[thesearemyusernames]

@Blurillaz I didn't realize he was such an amazing ventriloquist, he didn't move his lips even once!

[usmaddog7]

Louie your the most exciting comedian ever...zzzzzzzz

[peanutsgang1028]

@WNxFish those scales are worth like a thousand dollars.

[ZX2HOT]

@peanutsgang1028 I know seriously. He could have gotten way more than an oz. Freakin lbs lol.

[WNxFish]

Jesus a whole once for a damn scale? Good deal.

[itsmemichael13]

@WNxFish It used to be a lot cheaper

[MrLEEMS]

@TJYoung80234 You cleary haven't if that's your opinion on it's effects. The are no deaths recorded in any medical university or hospital directly attributed to Marajuana.

[johnnycmajor]

itchycoo park

[shmoker2010]

Enough with the comments about weed, people. The important thing is that Louis CK is fucking hilarious as usual !!!

[damienboards]

I support ganja

[DamnedTheMan3]

Woa Woa woa!!! Louie got cancelled?! I really hope thats not what hes talking about when he says "the show"

[bigboy1295]

@DamnedTheMan3 no his old show

[LordJeebusCripes]

Weed is the only thing that helps my depression.

[leegeorgeson]

LMAO he made millions. What kind of Karma is that? :)

[bkbroiler64]

Im sorry but as a med. patient it's easy to to see why weeds legal. Unlike other drugs it won't make you addicted to it. Anyone who calls me a dumbass is uneducated themselves because there's no question to the benefits, pot offers. My Mom died from respiratory cancer and it's the only reason she lived "normally" her last months. look around you and understand it saves lives everyday. I stopped smoking but never will i deny what it's done for me and my family

[unholychunk]

@bkbroiler64 i agree pot has a lot of beneficial things to it but don't say it is not addicting because it is to some. not as addicting as others and mainly mental but still addicting.

[meatsuds77]

@bkbroiler64 So true and considering what "legal prescription drugs" like oxycotin can do to people, we need alternative analgesics, anti inflammatory, and anti nausea medication available in this country before it's too late.

[Roflcopter4b]

@meatsuds77 This is true, but don't forget that oxycondone does help some people deal with severe or chronic pain if used properly.

[Morophin3]

@bkbroiler64 Actually pot can cause addiction. Its just easy to stop because you dont get much withdrawal other than feeling irritated. The rate of addiction is pretty low, but its there.

[MrLEEMS]

@Morophin3 There's a difference between something that's chemically addictive and something that's just habit forming.

[TJYoung80234]

@bkbroiler64,

Haha, yeah ok. Apparently you've never researched marijuana and the affects. It's very much addicting. It's why people have MASSIVE withdrawals and sleep disorders when they stop smoking it.

Don't spew horseshit. Research this crap.

[MrLEEMS]

@TJYoung80234 I just typed up another comment like the one I'm typing right now so I'll keep this short. Take your own advice and look up the long term effects of marajuana on wikipedia.

[TJYoung80234]

@MrLEEMS,

No I'm good. I have.

[st1dinoh]

@TJYoung80234 you have no idea what you are talking about.

[JRLiske]

@TJYoung80234 Watch the movie called: The Union: The Business Behind Getting High. It'll hopefully change your perspective on the drug and show you all the amazing things it can do for people.

[SgtPepperEverton]

@TJYoung80234 Just so you know, weed is not chemically addictive, that's an objective fact. I've done tolerance breaks between one week and three months, there are no withdrawals other than first couple of nights insomnia. I find it hilarious that you advised somebody to do research as it is spectacularly obvious that you are either completely ignorant of the subject or horribley misinformed. You don't get your weed education from "D.A.R.E", by any chance, do you?

[avidwriter]

@bkbroiler64 Weed won't make you addicted to it? What are you an idiot?

[MrLEEMS]

@avidwriter Marijuana isn't chemically addictive like hard drugs like cocaine, heroine, meth, etc. It can be habit forming, but so can fucking cheeseburgers. Spend like 25 fucking minutes on wikipedia and look up the long term effects of weed, you might find yourself enlightened.

[standintheforestfire]

@bkbroiler64 Pot won't make you addicted to it? Do you understand what addiction is? When you introduce something into a physiological system that the system already makes, it will adapt to allow for the new input by stopping its own production of the substance - same thing with coffee, alcohol, cigarettes, etc. I recommend you actually learn something before claiming that pot is not addictive, or rather, that discontinuing regular pot use will not result in withdrawal symptoms (addiction).

[Ex0dus111]

@standintheforestfire It wont, and unlike Coffee, Alkohol, Cigarettes and Sugar, Pot will not replace any chemicals ur body makes naturally nor will it cause withdrawal symptoms when u go off it.

[BaronVonGordon]

@bkbroiler64 bullshit

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@bkbroiler64 Do you think it would be better for decriminalization and maybe more emphasis on the devices that allow you to inhale vapors?

The only foresight I would be concerned about is big companies developing marijuana into products that would be bad to smoke because of added material and chemicals.

[kevohmacd]

@bkbroiler64 anything is addictive, food, tv, video games, weed, smokes, jackin off, reading. it depends on the person.

I've smoked cigaretts before and am not addicted, i smoke pot every single day.

[The0nlyDylanZizzo]

@bkbroiler64

no way, weed's legal?

[funkystonermonkey]

@The0nlyDylanZizzo in some places

[skillz139]

@bkbroiler64

weed is illegal

[SuiCideTheCrazyOne]

@bkbroiler64 when people start at the age of 15 if not earlier, and think of it every time they are bored, they are addicted. even if its not as hard to go off from it, its an addiction.

[hockeyftw11211]

@SuiCideTheCrazyOne Anything can be addicting, but that just means it pleases you physically or mentally. I started at 13, and at first I did it out of curiosity. Now, I smoke because it makes me a better person, It helps me write comedy, and it makes for some fun ass nights. And age is such a weird thing, why is 18 old enough to murder other people but not old enough to buy a beer or rent a car.

[SuiCideTheCrazyOne]

@hockeyftw11211 18 is old enough to take responsibility for your stupid actions that affect people around you. There is no specific age that makes u mature enough to murder. Its an action that requires a certain amount of stupidity in you, which can be achieved practically at any point in your life. Other than that, Id say it only provokes laziness. It doesnt actually make u more creative, I can bet anything it doesnt. U just feel better with it, and it probably lowers ur standards at the point

[hockeyftw11211]

@SuiCideTheCrazyOne 18 makes you old enough to murder, since you can join the military. Weed makes you a pacifist. And saying weed makes you lazier is stupid because indica probably will, but thats if you do sit down youll probably get nasty couch lock. But Sativa keeps you energized(great before activities). It helps people tremendously, do some research on it. And honestly, you can't give your opinion on something you've never tried or experienced.

[SuiCideTheCrazyOne]

@hockeyftw11211 something i will never do either. I wanna see how your going to use that against me. Im not going to do a drug that would only bring me into an illusion of a happy place. Illusion. And after its all gone,It will only make me want to come back over n over again. And you know, I heard stories, and those stories were enough for me. No im not talking about killing your brain cells. Just get a fucking hobby n drop the shit. Nothing good comes out of it. Ever.

[hockeyftw11211]

@SuiCideTheCrazyOne It isn't habit forming at all, it doesn't distort reality, it just makes you feel better and after those few hours you're let down from your high gently, there is no hang over.And even if you heard stories that doesn't make them true...they use scare tactics to get people not to do it.And marijuana actually helps build braincells. And implying nothing good has come out of it is stupid. One example is this 5 min bit by Louis C.K.

[SuiCideTheCrazyOne]

@hockeyftw11211 1)It tends to make you want to come back to that state, and many cases it has shown that people tend to want more as pot usually doesnt hit u "hard enough". Sure sure people smoke bad pot, but not like they give a fuck what they smoke.

2) I heard stories from people that smoke or used to smoke, not the government.

3) Those 5 min of Louis C.K. only show how he did a reckless idiotic action to get more of that drug. The fact that he got away is irrelevant.

[hockeyftw11211]

@SuiCideTheCrazyOne It makes you want to go back to that state because its an amazing feeling.And of course people care what they smoke, everyone wants the highest grade. Seriously, do some of your own research if you arent going to try it. Watch the movie "The Union" if you do, that's a good start. But you've got to understand, there is nothing wrong with this drug. And it is someones personal choice.

[TheHerpaderpderp]

@hockeyftw11211 Right on. People think there is this one thing, called weed, and it all comes from Mexico in bricks. That shit will make you wanna commit suicide. There are other strains out there that makes you high and lucid where you want to go and be productive. I smoke sometimes before I sit down and write the novel I am working on. It really opens you up and you get real creative.

[hockeyftw11211]

@TheHerpaderpderp Exactly, when ever I sit down to work on my stand up, I normally smoke. good luck with that novel, man.

[thejizzman99]

@bkbroiler64 it didnt save your moms life.... she died. 

[4swingvote]

@bkbroiler64 You're an idiot if you honestly think pot isn't addictive. Just because it has low physical addictiveness, doesn't mean that it's psychological addictiveness should be ignored. I bet I have a lot more pothead friends than you do, and they all regurgitate the same crap about how they aren't addicted and can quit anytime... yet they never do, though sometimes try. It's the nature of addicts to adamantly defend what they can't stop doing, whether physical or not.

[scrubtubs]

@4swingvote

I was an all day every day smoker for about year and it was not difficult to stop for 4 months to lower tolerance. No withdrawals or mentally craving/needing it.

Yet if I go a day without taking the xanax which i have legitimate prescription for I get sick.

Things are fucked.

[bkbroiler64]

@4swingvote I attend one of the top marijuana smoking schools in the country as rated by high times and my friends and i surly help to make that true. A. Your dumb, i went from a dub a day to nothing. B. no one cares what you say, its youtube C. SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY

[GeorgieWise]

Marijuana is not a drug, it is an herb and a gift from nature. Plant every seed you can find, on government owned property. Federal, State, City, Town, Township, Village and Municipality like God planned during his Intelligent Design phase. He gave us pot so we could avoid puking when encountering the right wing evangelicals and Plasti- Smoremans.

[RUDY2295]

@GeorgieWise i ran out of seeds....

[unholychunk]

@GeorgieWise marijuana is a drug. my favourite one actually

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@unholychunk So is cheese, then.

[unholychunk]

@CYaN1c1oWN whats the chemical compound in cheese that alters your state of mind?. its called thc in marijuana

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@unholychunk Who said anything about altering the mind? A 'drug' is something that affects physiology. It *can* alter the mind, but doesn't have to. ;)

Say no to (the word) 'drugs'!

[unholychunk]

@CYaN1c1oWN then i would not consider it a drug. i can feel the effects of smoking a cig and even drinking coffee but have yet to feel anything but sick from a large intake of cheese. i had the cheese sweats, well so maybe it is a drug then lol. regardless of the beneficial factors weed is still a drug

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@unholychunk I wasn't asking you what you consider to be a "drug"... I was attempting to inform you of the proper definition of it. A "drug" is not necessarily something that alters the mind. The FDA considers vitamin b6 a drug and it doesn't affect the mind one bit.

"Drugs" is a nasty, inaccurate term that's been given stigma and negative connotations for over 70 years. Most of the people who use the term don't consider caffeine or alcohol as drugs.... "drugs & alcohol".

[unholychunk]

@CYaN1c1oWN i stopped giving a fuck 10 bowls ago dude

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@unholychunk I see the pot is doing nothing for you, then... Cannabis is supposed to open you up to shit... makes you care... makes you think for once....

You'd better switch to beer. It kills brain cells.

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@CYaN1c1oWN And you've smoked 10 bowls today!? What a waste!

[unholychunk]

@CYaN1c1oWN p.s. it is kind of sad you need pot to make yourself open, care, and think.

[unholychunk]

@CYaN1c1oWN lol yep, you know me better than i do random kid on youtube. i guess reading hours every day, writing and exercising with the added getting ripped out of my face makes me a loser to you so be it. also i do not enjoy drinking and my bowl = 1 hit so regardless i do not know why what someone else does would effect you lol, idiot

[TheSmackerlacker]

@GeorgieWise When you evoke god, and your bullshit "fuck the system mentality", you ARE the reason that marijuana is illegal. More than anything else, public opinion is the reason it is illegal, and shitheads like you are the cause.

[GeorgieWise]

@TheSmackerlacker you obviously don't recognize sarcasm when you read it. I'm not the reason marijuana is illegal. Drug, tobacco and alcohol lobbyists combined with obscene profits are the reason marijuana is illegal. Plus the positive cash flow that fines generate for podunk police forces all across America. Go fire one up, you have my blessing.

[Strivinity]

@GeorgieWise Cannabis contains THC (also, CBD and other cannabinoids), and THC IS a drug. Some drugs are natural, some drugs are man-made. Some are good for you, some are not. So yes, marijuana is a mind-altering drug. I can understand wanting to not use the word "drug" because of how negative it is. It's a shame that drugs like alcohol and Xanax are widely accepted.

[bkbroiler64]

If weeds a drug, then so are daisies you dumbass

[2528997]

@bkbroiler64 what happens when you smoke daisies?

[StapleGunMS]

@bkbroiler64 No. You're the dumb ass and the reason pot is still illegal. Get educated, you're just hindering the cause.

[unholychunk]

@bkbroiler64 you get high from smoking daisies?

[PrivateJoker17]

@MusicthatStrange You have to hit the reply button dude ;D

[Muldfeld]

I love Louis CK, but what a prick he was; I guess something drove him to the drug use, but that's just a horrible thing he did. At least he confessed, in the end.

[rxt472634]

@Muldfeld lol what

[unholychunk]

@Muldfeld why does someone have to have a traumatic experience in there life to smoke pot?

[SgtPepperEverton]

@Muldfeld "something drove him into drug use" Hahaha, he was smoking pot not mainling heroin. Nothing drives you to smoke pot other than how amazing it is.

[deadmo1]

yup ... that was hilarous :)

[420conejo420]

1:05 louis CK = snitch

[Konicava]

@420conejo420 he was a kid ahahahaha lol don't take shit that seriously, he never said who was the dealer anyway, thats a snitch.

[420conejo420]

@Konicava i was trolling.

[420conejo420]

@Volrath64 around here, that a snitch. talking about the stuff we play with around here. so i wouldnt expect you to kno

[Volrath64]

@420conejo420 You just said you were trolling so I removed my comment. Anywho, what he did isn't snitching, if that's what you really think. I'm pretty sure you have to actually snitch someone out to be a snitch. What he did was pretty smart. He knew they had no evidence so he denied it. Please explain how that's snitching. And if you're referring to the fact that he told the story on stage, that just makes you a brainless fuck. He didn't give out any info that could have gotten someone busted.

[420conejo420]

@Volrath64 trollllllllllllllliiiiiinnnnnn­nngggggggggggg. listen to the song "the trolling song" bro i just fuckin round witcha

[Volrath64]

@420conejo420 LOL serious tru... gotta give credit to that one *passes spliff*

[420conejo420]

@Volrath64 haha, i packin tha bowl right when i read that

[barrysteelchief]

@420conejo420

how did he snitch? i just watched the whole thing, he said he denied everything at the time, came clean later on in life. but he didnt name any names

[420conejo420]

@barrysteelchief OK MAAAAAAAAAAMN i was just fuckin around

[tpstrat14]

"sorry for the dead spots" are you fucking kidding me louis? This was gold. Pure gold.

[MrBreezer88]

where was this recorded?

[ShokResist]

i stole a scale off a crack dealer right after he left his car, he wasnt even across the road.