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  • how is it possible that cannon that ware used to break stone walls didnt do any harm but wooden sticks pierced it through?

  • And I thought that Jurassic Park was boring....

  • GAYEST 

  • BUT STILL NOWHERE NEARLY AS HARD AS MINE!!!!!

  • THE TOUGHEST WOOD IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "wait untill it is in range!" sadly 5 feet is to far away for a 2000 pound cannon that shoots 50 pound balls at 500 degrees at about 200 miles an hour

  • ........This shit sucks balls so bad ><

  • man that cow was angry... but the spartans sure showed it a thing or two about roman steel!

  • were you being sarcastic when you said "most epic"? I hope so, for your sake...

  • ¡wow! amazing, better than the lord of the rings battles

  • so tirex skin survives direct cannonball hits but not sharpened sticks... makes sense

  • Wait!! That T-Rex wasn't real??? Mind = Blown

  • hahahahahaha more fake impossible

  • Wait Metal didnt hurt him but wood did am I the only one who sees something wrong here xD

  • The hot Aztec girl is totally from the TV show "Dollhouse" that was cancelled.

  • damn... and i thought avatar's CGI was awesome

  • They could search on google how to defeat him :c

  • Lol they copy the T-rex from dyno crisis 1

  • i feel sad for the t-rex

  • Lol

  • Watch out Jurassic Park.

  • Let this be a reminder to us all that when you're fighting for your life in a desperate situation, cannonballs are totally unnessecary. All you need are a bunch of pointed sticks! lol XD

  • @The1337PokemonMaster Sid Meyer already taught us that a pike can be used to destroy tanks and be even better against nukes than an SDI.

  • wow the thing took a cannon ball and gets pierced by wooden stakes...

  • u should write most epic fight scene ever in a d rated crappy film tht noone has ever seen lol, now didn i just killed u with my epicness? if this fight scene is epic thn every fight scene is epic lol

  • the guy at 1:26 just grazed his knee haahahhaa

  • So if a cannon ball can't kill a T-Rex, a bunch of sharpened sticks would? Oh Sci-Fi, what won't you air on your network? Oh, yeah, MST3K.

  • MOTHER OF GOD....................

  • Most epic waste of my time ever

  • LOL!

    

  • EPIC FAIL....!!!!!!!

  • was bruce cambell or steve baldwin in this? no sci fi movie is complete without one of them

  • je je.

  • Not only bad acting, bag special effects to!

  • This movie sucked! Scifi sucks

  • lol

  • Wha...what the hell?! This is so shitty...

  • woah tyrannosauruses can move that fast? they can move almost as fast as us! arrows and even a cannon ball at point blank range bounce off its skin but it cant stand up to the might of some pointy logs in a shallow ditch! and lets not forget that tough bastard that was bitten by the t-rex and he survived intact to crawl away moaning, tough bastard! fucking epic realism

  • wait.... an Asian Aztec? LMAO!!!!!

  • Pocahontas + Tyrannosaurus = this one

  • Where'd they get a real dinosaur for this movie? D:

  • Pilgrims WIN!

    Fatality!

  • So......dinosaurs are like Green Lanter? Metal does nothing....but fuck, WOOD. Thats like kryptonite.....good thing he doesnt live...in some sort of forest or jungle or something....

  • HAHAHA! The cannonball just bounces off him.

  • this looks like an intro to a porn movie !

  • @walkthrougheRr you need to go watch pirates 1 and 2, the vivid porn movies, syfy has nothing on them, they are 2 porno movies that have better cgi then any syfy original i have ever seen

  • ok ok ok, ill buy the movie. you now owe me 2.00

  • corny as hell but entertaining lol

  • 1:28 was the best

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • that native girl is hot thats all i saw

  • 0:28 oh.. no.. not possible!

    yeah... how in the name of god did they make such crappy ass dinosaur

  • crossbow < dinosaur

  • Wait till its in range?!?!?! How close does it need to get?!

  • Holy Shit!!! This is the Best CGI I ever seen!!!

  • chessy dinosaur but ok

  • The best CGI i've seen since Wall-E and Avatar

  • quite possibly the worst CGI ever....

  • wtf

  • darn those cheap cannonballs from walmart!

  • and that's how you slay a t-rex.

  • this movie is actually so bad its funny

  • physics would have made that cannonball go right through that t rex but I guess this movie's too epic

  • @shotgunner360 Yes an ordinary t rex would have died, but HOLY SHIT MAN, THIS IS NO ORDINARY T REX, THIS IS FUCKING AZTEC REX!

  • epic... cheese...

  • lol did that one dude rack his musket like a shotgun? holy shit...

  • Sci-Fi channel tisk tisk

  • a question : why attack a giant animal like this dinosaur humans? they are to little for a good meal ^^ okay he can attack cause he is very hungry but the weapons make no damage? a little bit unreal for me

  • MOTHER OF GOD!!!

  • OMG therez no way this really happened they didn't even have video cameras back then!!!11!!

  • best movie ever..keep it

  • most epic? more like most bull shit

  • This reminds me of "The Land That Time Forgot".

  • IT'S BORN OF HELL

  • strašná pičovina

  • Apparently sharp sticks > cannon balls.

  • fake

  • best movie ever give to it all Oscar awards and golden Globes

  • haha best movie, was yesterday on german tv channel tele 5

  • DISPAREN!!!!!

    JAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJA

  • omg that was fake you just blew my mind giovannimartinezm5

  • man sci fi channel sucks so bad. what's sad is this isn't unique if you watch the sci fi channel. they show crap like this all day long.

  • The totally could make this into a porno.

  • It is now my reason for being to see this movie. I have to. Ive no choice . Im ordering this online, then Im gonna get high as a futha mukka...good times

  • holy hell is right thats the worst fuckin piece a shit movie i have ever seen

  • if sci fi hadn't have gone cheap, this might have been a really good movie......... of course a lot of movies they make now are well made steaming piles of crap....this was a decent peice of crap, for the dino!

  • A movie with hot Aztec chicks and conquistadors fighting a T-rex. How in the hell do you fuck that up.

  • @CrazyCannibalClown have syfy have a hand in making it

  • @CrazyCannibalClown Like this.

  • @CrazyCannibalClown just like this

  • lol 0:51 and on! the greatest movie scene in history!

  • SO REALISTIC! OMG! THIS IS BETTER THAN AVATAR. THIS VID RULES! EPIC!

  • wow. RETARDED!!!!!!!!

  • What`s that thing`s skin made of? Solid rock? That cannon ball seemed to be as lethal to him as a piece of paper.

    Not to mention that the tail seems to be sharper than a kitchen knife. O_O

  • Cannon balls can smash through thick as wood, make a giant dent on steel, but it bounces of t-rexs, but it dosn't even crack a bone let alone make a mark... 1:25 omg really it was just a tail not some blades.. fake and gay lol

  • who threw that pebble at me?

  • they took jurassic parks t-rex design! lol

  • You are right. Remember the black gunpowder they would have been using probably wasn't stored in the most water tight of containers. The powder would have been damp, and fizzed rather then exploded, hence there was no momentum in the ball. Other then that, great story bro. 

  • An epic fight scene would've been all of the Aztec chicks wrestling each other naked. X-D....

  • they were spanish explorers?....................­wtf how did the mayans and aztecs get destroyed when they have bulletproof dinosaurs

  • "Wait till it's in range!"

    The t-rex was about 15 METERS AWAY! What sort of lame ass range has that cannon got?!?

  • sci fi movies always suck

  • Rofl, Sci-Fi channel. Low quality, low budget films with terrible acting and screenplay. Gotta love it.

  • They shoot with invisible weapons?

  • Epic failed!

  • this made my day ^__^

    thanks!

  • T -rex is such a badass

  • i have too see this movie im spanish

  • becouse its a mystic world where things are different! did you notice the Rex and Humans togeather? =D  it just a crappy movie thats why =D

  • is this a porno or something?

  • @DongerZ1 yes it is, it makes all the other dinosaurs very horny...

  • wow.....i like how it seems to be armor plated until it falls on wood :/ in conclusion iron cannonball < wooden spikes? o_O

  • hhahaha so bad

  • What the spanish REALLY encountered upon their arrival into Mexico.. AZTEC REX! I figured they would have been speaking spanish.. but , hey..

  • Man, this makes Avatar look like shit.

  • @Antlion666 It already did look like shit.

  • bad editings but good stories. thats SY FY

  • lol y do they even try

  • Captain Jack Sparrow Versus the T-REX and a epic ending!!

  • LMAO CANNON BALL DID NOT PHASE T-REX!

  • cos'è sta cavolata!!!!

  • Holly hell, I considered downloadin this shit, fuck that.

  • @jayrellz

    are you kidding? download this crap right now. if you like crappy movies as much as i do this is a gem.

  • @kloudtana if you enjoy the crappy movies, then you must watch "manos the hands of fate"

  • omg i lost about 2 minutes of my life -.-

  • omg i lost about 2 minutes of my life -.-

  • Special budget - 1.34 cents

    actors budget - .89 cents

    laugh factor-priceless!

  • no frieguen!!

    esta pelicula es un insulto para mexico :(

    this movie is a insult for the mexican people :(

  • You should rename this video to "Most Epic Fail Fight Scene Ever".

  • omg. hom much did the movie cost? 100 euro?

  • wow that was 2 minutes ill never get bak

  • ......NO

  • lol 3.2/10 (IMDb)

    GG

  • a canonball bounced of it.... well makes sence. After all it obviously survived a meteroid that hit the earth, why wouldn't it survive a little canonball. Realistic when you think about it. or not.

  • Colonial Spaniards vs dinosaurs? Sir, I believe you've found the best movie ever.

  • @psychosiris

    I agree! I want to see this movie! The GCI may not be the best, but the plot sounds as epic as hell!

  • @ProfessorJNature

    I seen better plots in a comic strip....*LOL*

  • SUCKS!

  • Wow I can't believe that got passed the editing room, when they were making this.

  • @annialater123 i dont believe you quite understand this film in its entirety. it is an accurate commentary on the life of conquistadors, and its filled with epic one-liners

  • I don't understand why a cannonball bounced off of it but sharpened sticks go clean through it's body.

  • @RandomIdk looooooooooooooooooooool

  • good joke

  • lol... worst cgi ever

  • thats funny one

  • This is so cheesy thats its funny

  • scifi channel should not be allowed to make movies

  • This is my favourite film

  • The Canon's muzzle flash at 0:37 LMAO!

  • very very very bad graphics..

  • can't figure out if the cgi or acting is worse. or the concept that a trex is hella slow and couldn't just own a few dudes in seconds.

  • good concept.... baaaaad movie

  • James Cameron, eat your heart out

  • omfg, gayest of the gay.

  • BEST.SCENE.EVER.

  • can a cgi thing be even more fake than this? i mean hello, i need to have a 20% sigh, dont have glasses, the screen must be blurry, and i must be surrounded by mist to even start thinking that the rex thing looks real

  • So.. the canon ball bounced of it?

  • @gustaf2adolf Blood effects are too expensive

  • @gustaf2adolf what, you thought cannon balls were explosive? nope, usually just cast iron, at least as far as i know

  • @DrKanada No you see usually if someone or something got hit by a cannon ball the cannon ball would go straigt trough or get stuck. (and for your information there are explosive cannon ammunition)

  • @DrKanada no cannons have many amunition types their are shot which is the one your thinking of and shell which is explosive, shrapnel, grapeshot, canister shot ec

  • @gustaf2adolf stuff like that happens alot in sci-fi flicks

  • @gustaf2adolf Year - must have been a loose canon...

  • How do you think I felt when I bought it.... big mistake

  • worst cgi ever!

  • REALLY awful acting.

  • If they only had a rifle chambering .577 T rex or a 44 Magnum................

    this T Rex shit is going to where it belongs faster:HISTORY

  • wtf that chick is asian!!!

  • absolutely awful, sci-fi channel has some shit movies on it, i have seen them aswell and omg shittttttt

  • wow I love how he says "keep firing" and they were'nt even attacking... haha just an epic fight...

  • wow cgi is great. it looks and sounds like a pig being attacked with a rubber knife.

  • wow fatalitie lol

  • hahaha if guns dont work, use swords and halberds.

  • this dinosaur reaches 6 tons and can swallow 70kg meat in one bite it will be a bit hard to fight it with swords

  • ummm, i was being sarcastic on that comment. geee, i guess i have to let people know hthat.

  • its got ether really out dated CGI or it's a really bad move