Twilight in a nutshell

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

How can you even compare that book to LotR?

[ilovetoontown22]

XD that was awesome!

[ddfan4life]

Theres 38 seconds I'll never get back.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Lol, Ok everyone, I know "disgrace" is spelled wrong, this video is freaking two years old, I was in a hurry and I didnt bother to spell correctly back then, XD

[366alexandra]

well Disgrace was spelled wrong... but anyway good vid! X)

[bananasrock25]

You're a "DISGRACE".

P.S. That's how you REALLY spell it, Mr.HelloMyNameIsStupid.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@bananasrock25 Oh was I really spelling it wrong? OR DID STEPHANIE MEYER SPELL IT WRONG?! HMMMMMMMMMM?

[MrThetranspark]

What's that old bitch got to do with this movie ?

[DevilReadsVogue]

Ha ha, thats so funny! twilights still great though...

[aBRIGHTstarr]

You spelt 'disgrase' wrong ==' it's disgrace

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@aBRIGHTstarr Yes, I realized I mispelled a lot of words in this video, but this video is also 2 years old and I was stupid back then, lol

[SkStarlina]

omg that was great, but i like harry potter most just because it was before twilight , i like star wars and lord of the rings too of course

[dancer8991]

I LOVD the books but the movie and t shirts and stuff ruined it. All the charactors act like they are dead or depressed or angry. It offends the books.

[theatergleek711]

This video perfectly depicts the twilight series:Boring!

[ferreirj123]

the only good thing about this video it has Godzilla theme music

[TaylorSwifty4ever]

sorry but,that was stupid. it wasnt funny

[fiffiman]

Haha, that's funny! XD

[catempirerox]

wow, one word for you BORING :)

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@HazelRaene Thank you for the kind comment, Britlyn, lol, yea these people really don't know anything, I've yet to have an educated arguement with any Twilight fans on this video! XD

[jessanne235]

That was a total waist of my time. Twilight is awesome. It doesn't make any sense. I don't get it.

[HellAngelsBells]

@jessanne235 That's probably why you thought it was a waste of time.

[caroline4544]

shit

[littlefart123]

anybody read that parody book for twilight, nitelight i think it is.

[costar12345678]

twilight is so better than lord of the rings

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@costar12345678 Oh, HELL no u did NOT just say Twishit is better than LOTR!!

[Jgirlox24]

...wow that was NOT the story of twilight. ur messed up.

[TeebaFeelinRandom]

Ha ha ha whoever thought that twilight was better than Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter is a Douche!

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

Ok, just PLEASE someone tell me, what the hell would happen when Bella had her "Time of the month"? kay? just a question

[littlefart123]

@MrFredweasleysgurl i always wondered about that.... But Meyer avoids that question so the world may never know.....

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@littlefart123 Just more proof that Meyer is a SHIT writter that needs to be stopped!!!

[littlefart123]

@MrFredweasleysgurl I still want to know T.T even though i grew out of my 'twilight-zomg-edward-is-so-to­tally-smexy' phase. But oddly enough thats the phase my own mother is in. Which still makes me giggle hehe

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@littlefart123 your mom too???? dude we're like twins... I had that same phase

[littlefart123]

@MrFredweasleysgurl twilight is stealing our mothers, slowly....

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@littlefart123 *sigh* she used to like Professor Snape (Harry Potter) but now.... it's that pedo-stalker sparkly fairy..... thats all she talks about Edward this, and Edward that. BLAAAAAAH

[littlefart123]

@MrFredweasleysgurl i liked the books when they FIRST came out cuz they were a distraction from the all out of boredome of living out in the sticks but the movies ruined it all for me. Now I read copius amounts of manga. I cant seem to get my mother to switch over....

[LordVoldemort700]

Three things I was confused about during Twilight:

1: If the dude didn't like her, why did she want to be around him?

2: If you know he's a vampire, shouldn't you avoid him?

3: If he tells you that he wants to suck your blood, shouldn't that be more reason to avoid him?

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@LordVoldemort700 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH VOLDIE!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME...... Dude, just had to say I LOVE the user name :3 Team Potter FTW

[LordVoldemort700]

@MrFredweasleysgurl Didn't Fred die? He's cool though.

[MrFredweasleysgurl]

@LordVoldemort700 *sigh* yes he did, I'm trying to forget about it though....

[Jgirlox24]

@LordVoldemort700 1. the 'dude' appeared not to like her but he was avoiding her becuz her blood is too sweet. 2. edward said he only drinks animal blood. and yea i kinda agree with 3

[Katierockssodcans]

Yea sure now you talk right, 

[Katierockssodcans]

Ok, first, your messed up because your saying everything in caps lock and thats a little gay, if you know what that means

second of all that is a word look it up in the dictonary

thrird of all, who says "bwahahah" thats stupid and childish.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Katierockssodcans Lol, seriously, that's not a word, maybe you mean "emanates" but the word you said does not exist, XD and when you use the word gay to describe something stupid it makes you sound very childish, to let you know

[MhmToasty]

@Katierockssodcans actually, bowser says bwahahah soooo... obviously bowser could eat you up... and lord of the rings ftw! bilbo is a baby!

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@MhmToasty Owned, Katie, and nobody questions the way Bowser laughs!

[MhmToasty]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl thats right. bowser is the beast here

[Deekonmix23]

@Katierockssodcans Eat a dick cunt!!!

[Katierockssodcans]

If you wern't a child whos 10, then you would know what it means,

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Katierockssodcans IT'S NOT A WORD! BWAHAHA FAIL!

[Katierockssodcans]

YOUR SO WRONG!

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Katierockssodcans Oh I'm sooooo right

[Katierockssodcans]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl Oh so thats how its gonna be, Wow your really lame, lord of the rings are for losers twilight is for the people with creative imainates but not for children like you. What are you, 10???

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Katierockssodcans HAHA! what the Hell is "imainates"?

[ilovemycrazybuddies1]

Ummmmmmmm oook????

Tht was kinda wierd..........

[joeyseah98]

That is soo not true, and that's not how the twilight story works.

[lovestoryfreak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[PaigeOfTwilight123]

Hey, you spelled "than" wrong.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@PaigeOfTwilight123 Yes, yes I did, I think you should diserve a prize for catching my mistake with homophones

[PaigeOfTwilight123]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl Sorry. I catch little things like that. ;)

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@PaigeOfTwilight123 And I obviously didnt when I was making this video... XD lol

[chisasuke]

@PaigeOfTwilight123

What about “Hey YOUR hot--“

It should be you’re.

[PaigeOfTwilight123]

@chisasuke So true... ;)

[madshippy1]

i like the bit where Chistopher Lee comes and save the world by killing the idiot and the pedophile.

[MYNameispie1]

I-I-I................I just dont know what to say.......I just was like "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?" and then i saw the bleeding part and it made me pee my pants....

[thefreakofnaturesm]

Do you even li9ke twilight? and errors...

1) Edward is a vampire! He cant bleed!

(Not trying to insult you or anyone else)

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@thefreakofnaturesm Edward is a fairy though, and fairies bleed

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

HP > Lord of the Rings > My shit > Twilight

[phsycicmonkeys]

Lord of the Rings is waaaaaaay better than Twilight.

[premadonna17]

I dont have a problem with twi-haters. But I hope they do know that they really dont even matter, because there are millions of crazy twi-fans out there that have nothing on the amount of anti-fans out there. Stephenie enjoysher time with her fans and hardly mentions or notices the anti-fans... So i mean, no one could care less... Anti-fans, you ppl are HIDDEN.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@premadonna17 Something about the nature of your comment and your username being premadonna17 makes me laugh! XD

[premadonna17]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl I don't get it.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@premadonna17 Oh I don't think you would XD

[premadonna17]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl If your trying to insult me in someway, then I don't think thats neccesary. Whatever your talking about, its bothering me.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@premadonna17 Oh I'm not insulting you, lol, sorry for bothering you I'll stop, XD

[premadonna17]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl XD????

[VannaPattinson]

ur retarded if u think lord of the rings is better than Twilight STUPID!!!

[loveangel4410]

@VannaPattinson

your retarded for thinking that Twilight can even be considered a good book.

[JustALittleTwisteder]

Ok, ,I love Twilight and Lord of Thing Rings, but you can't compare the two. They're so different in writing style and storyline.

[bballktm]

Are people really suggesting that Lord of the Rings is inferior to Twilight? Are you kidding? Have you read both books? I, embarassingly enough, like Twilight, but in no way do I claim that the books or movies have quality... That's why it's called a guilty pleasure. Lord of the Rings is actual literature. Twilight is just fodder for teenage girls.

[AlexiaCarcera]

haters gonna hate

[teamjacob6495sew]

Edward can't bleed . . . can he? And, um, I've read The Lord of The Ring series and even I think Twilight is better.

[Jasmine8P]

Well in that case your a fucken LONER.

you need a life instead of making stupid ass videos. Sheesh our world is coming to an end because of stupid cock suckers like you

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Jasmine8P HAHAHAHAHA! you're so angry it makes me laugh XD

[JosieCoolstar1996]

bullshit sorry but this was bullshit

[Vampfangs14]

lolz i thought this was sooo funny i love both lord of the rings and twilight!!!!!!!!!

[kakairuislove]

agreeed lotr is great

[RoosLOL1]

uuuuuuhmm.........edward can't bleed, because he doesn't have blood, and still you draw him bleeding??

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@RoosLOL1 uuuuuuuuhmm........ Edward can bleed, because he's obviously a poser vampire

[Wolfz1120]

What you say at the end is so so true

[PeaceLoveMusic54]

am i the ONLY one who likes this vid?

well,maybe cause i hate twilight

it might be a good book if it wasnt for those twiheaters

i mean TWITARDS! XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@PeaceLoveMusic54 Lol, I saw a copy of it at our school yesterday so I picked it up and began reading it out loud with my friend, it was so horrible we couldnt stop laughing XD

[thesingingqueen100]

that is sooooo stupid!

[Jasmine8P]

That's because your a dumb bitch who thinks he's funny but he's not I bet your an ugly fat bitch that always got made fun of at school and you just sit in your room and play world of war craft and you tell your parents about your fantasy girlfriend just so will leave you alone and let you play your game

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Jasmine8P Haha, silly Goose, I don't play World of Warcraft! I play Team Fortress 2! and everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet!

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Oh God! The hate comments and pro comments are starting to blend together!

I CAN'T TELL WHICH IS WHICH! XD

[Jasmine8P]

Um being nerdy is a ba thin DUH! only non nerds would know that

[MEGROBDAN]

yes u must be a nurdy peron to think such a thing

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Video may be lame, but Twilight sucks ass, big time.

Real vampires don't sparkle, they kill shit. :D

[paigeduvall88]

i dont think there is a right or wrong way to be a vampire because they are not real.

[iamatwilightlover]

Ur just a f-ing bitch who is lazy!!!! GFY

[Jasmine8P]

You guys are all just fucking retards who don't know shit

[jaybazer]

You crazy BITCH Twilight is way BETTER than Lord Of The Rings!

[ZoeeSavX]

This is unbelievably retarded... Just like twilight

[EclispeTwilightVamp]

You really started an entire fight ovr the comments about the Lord of the Rings and Twilight!!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO WIERD

[baiba4]

WTF?

[Jasmine8P]

U must be a nerdy person to think that

Twilights better u nerd. I hope u get stuffed in a freaking trash can. If nobody stuffs u in one I will.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

@Jasmine8P Good luck with that!

[Lovinggirlhood]

@Jasmine8P Uh huh, so a "saga" about a few 2d characters doing lame stuff like falling love when they only love eachover because, "she smells good!" and "he's hot!" also the fact it contains a pedohile and a poor female lead makes it a much better book than one FILLED with wonderous twists, characters, plots and imagination that you could only dream of???

[Lovinggirlhood]

@Lovinggirlhood correction, *pedophile

[megahappypinkskitty]

@Jasmine8P you say nerd like its a bad thing

[TheRealDeal1515]

LOL @ stupid 12 year old fangirls.

[chickpixie1]

I hate you now.

Twilight rocks!

Lord of the RIngs is ok.

[selenagomezmeetme]

XD LOL

[House0fWolves]

LOL amazing video. I cant stop giggling

[chocokid222]

Lol twilight way better!! Lord of the rings sucks!!!

[15kiddles]

XD so funny and true!

[henritje19]

PWND!

[bubbleheadash]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl ok i know i only saw 1 acutally 1/2 of the lord of the rings movies(i fell asleep no joke) but from what i know it is the most boring movie i have ever seen. So instead of making shitty videos on youtube, why dont you use your computer to play dungons and dragons online.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Silly Noob, You don't play Dungeons & Dragons Online! That's just silly

And the Lord of the Rings movies actually have high production value, good actors, a plot that follows the book almost exactly, a full orchestrated soundtrack, and one of Hollywoods Highest Earning Directors

[bubbleheadash]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl XD

omg! XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

I know! it's just that awesome!

[ToaYeranhu]

Hah. You obviously have no taste. LotR is a terrible movie indeed, but the book is the best f*cking book in existence. Tolkien was an infinitely better writer than your Stupidphanie who can't write a book to save her life.

[AngelJennyStudios]

You tell them Jack...Lord of the Rings, one of the best pieces of literature in the world. Unlike Twilight were it just talks about how hot the vampire and werewolf is.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Ah, you may think so, but Lord of the Rings was actually written in an era where people knew how to write books with actual story and deep meanings beyond worthless teenage love

[bubbleheadash]

i hate lord of the rings harry potter is better than lord of the rings and twilight is better than harry potter

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Really, because Lord of the Rings actually has a plot, one that goes in depth to describe the vast landscapes and develop its characters

Where as Twilight over describes everything in shitty detail and doesnt develop its characters... "Swirling Flakes of White" is a horrible descrtiption of snow, anyone that hasnt been blinded by Twilight's shitty plot would agree

[freakycrawler]

thank you for summarizing the book for me good sir so I don't have to go such torture again (saw the movie -twitch-)

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

I feel your pain, I was stuck at my dad's apartment and with on TV, my sisters got to watch it and I had no where else to go...

[Dracosgal8]

GAY

[puppygirl206]

you only read a couple pages ive read it 12 times (no joke ) it gets better in the middle plus there are part in the book that arent in the movie

[calibabay2]

screw u!lord of the ring is the worst book n the history of books,twilight rules!

[teamEJforeva]

@calibabay2 here here

[sleeperspy1]

AWESOME!!

[dazzlingvamp2009]

that was really stupid...and of course lord of the rings isn't better!!! Idiots...read the books and really compare...if you don't you can't really critizize it...READ TWILIGHT! Tell me what you think of it later on then, and email me!!! (:

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

well, i attempted to read my Grandma's copy of the book... after a couple of pages i realized how shit it was... felt like it was written by a 6th grader that over-describes everything...

[cezalino1017]

ok i will admit that the video was funny but if you see the movie its better then reading the book cause i did the same thing as you read a couple pages and fell asleep. Maybe thats cause i hate reading big books.

[MrBananaLoaf42]

@dazzlingvamp2009 You have got to be fucking kidding me!! LoTR being worse than twilight??

You disgust me!

What are you 10?

Read Lord of The Rings,Including the Hobbit.

Watch the movies, then try criticise it.

[hannahm800]

yea i know right? thats what i was arguing with people about. if youv just read tyhe first few pages you havnt read anything absically it gets so much better.

[KuraiShinen]

@dazzlingvamp2009 sure.

[Wolfz1120]

@dazzlingvamp2009 I read both and I agree that lord of the rings is better so keep your friggin comments to your self

[MissKitey]

@dazzlingvamp2009 I've read the entire series and I can honestly say that they are a complete waste of trees.

[PeaceLoveMusic54]

@MissKitey i guess we can blame twilight for our lack of tree then xD

[ihasseamonkeys]

@dazzlingvamp2009 You honestly think that Twilight is better then any single book in the world. Wow the writing is mediocre and the plotline is horrible. I have read both books Lord of The Rings and The Twilight Saga if you think that sparkly vampires rock then I feel sorry for you that you are that culturally deprived.

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

@dazzlingvamp2009 i don't like twilight and I've read the books, but I see what you're trying to put through. NO ONE WILL READ HP AND EVERYONE I KNOW WHO HAS LOVES IT!!

[madshippy1]

@dazzlingvamp2009 i read it 3 times it was a pointless waste of time Lord Of The Rings is 100 times better

[AvadaKedavraCri]

LoTR FTW!

[LalaPhilsO3]

hahaha omygosh that was so cool!

[theMCFProductions]

lol. i <3 it and im a die hard twi fan haha. is ur last name pamir?

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

no...

[edwardsgirl4ever13]

wtf

[EmmettsChick22]

wow tht waz twilight in a nutshell but bellaz write how cood u not luv HAWT vampirez?????

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

because Im not homosexual and I find them to be bland and emotionless...

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl damnnnnnnnn find a female vampire thennnn c wat happenz my bf did XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

actually, i think all the characters are ugly and I find them to be bland and emotionless

and your boyfriend actually finds Edward and Jacob to be hot... he just doesn't want to tell you he's gay

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl he actually hatez twilight nd all dat shit he waznt lookin 4 a vamp but he ended up wit 1 n e wayz

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Lol, you make no fucking sense

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl i happen 2 lik makin no sense itz funny watchin ppl otha then me b confuzed all da time XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Ahh, well if it werent for me, you wouldn't be here, therefore you would have never known of this video, causing a major rip in the space time continuum, where the entire Earth would then plummit into darkness

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl ok damn u shouldnt b here den UR da reason therez still lite god dammit n earth void of lite wood b awesome cold but awesome XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Your horrible spelling as doomed all of mankind... humanity will never be the same...

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl look i can spell correctly if i want to i just prefer not to see? it's easier to type the other way i don't like spelling things out happy?? i wrote all that correctly

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl wait though y wood my shitty spellin kill mankind???? hmmmm mayb i shood keep spellin dis way XD

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Your spelling just killed your whole family, the police are on the way to interrogate you

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl good then i meant 2 kill them 4 a while n e wayz

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

:o

Violent individual

[EmmettsChick22]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl xtremely violent individual XP

[Fanpire910BEN]

by the way im done with ur insensitive ness, your a jerk, ur a nerd ur a nerd with no life, fuck off mother fucker

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

:D

[Fanpire910BEN]

what the fuck dont u get? are u really that incompetent?

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

Lol, I knew it

All the Twilight Fans say "They're done, and they aren't gonna reply"

and yet, they always do XD

[Fanpire910BEN]

what the hell fuck off man go die in a hole hve a donkey shit on you

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

LOL!

ok, I'll put it on my Bucket List XD

[magzlucybop1]

haha, even tho i didnt like the whole point of the vid, it was very entertainin :L

[dradlover123]

Just wanna point out that vampires dont sparkle unless they are gay

[nessa8771]

dracula!!!! <333 :D

[TheDeathklock99]

who ever did this is stupdid + any ways u will nut make a point about edward ill win you will lose

[hannahm800]

wow..nerds much

[wadwarfy]

i read only a bit of the first book, and it was mostly like "he smells like happiness" "he is like the sky" (not actual quotes)

[wadwarfy]

did u learn that word the day u wrote it?

[SquishyBobb]

...wait, what word? D: