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stupid, dumb, lazy people like the germans don't like to walk ANYPLACE even if its to the bathroom in their houses love these stupid machine. I can just see them driving the segways into a window whore's little cubbyhole
As long as prostitution is done in a legal and consensual way, there is almost more honesty in it than in picking up a girl in a bar, where you are toying with peoples emotions and giving false impressions in order to get something physical.
Amsterdam is a total rip off place. 50 Euros for 15 minutes (if you are lucky) sex. There is upselling too .. like let's say if you ask them to be on top or something, then they will ask for more. There are places with better looking women in this world where you can pay that amount and the woman will stay with you for 36 hours and not 15 minutes. F*ck Amsterdam.
@osdorpboy What you say is 100 percent correct. Definitely I am a stupid tourist who does not know the rules. So tell me, Einstein, O great genius of Europe, what are the ways to deal with the ho's? Please tell us so us stupid tourists will no longer be stupid. We are all eager to learn from you, O great one.
I keep hearing about the "tough pimps" who if they catch you with a camera in the R.L.D., they rough you up. That being said, the 3 times that I've visited Amsterdam, I found no such people. The only men I see are the ones walking around wearing designer shoes and the only tough guys are the football supporters.
I walked down that same alley only a few days ago i am amazed how they made this video without getting there camera chucked in the canal by a pimp followed by a good kicking.
Lol, if they would have done that at night they would have been kicked off the segways whilst someone stole them due to the fact they look like a complete pair of easy target tourists
OMG this is hilarious. I really love it. The matching outfits, and the fact that you never get off the I-gos, just makes it. I'm telling everyone. Get ready for lotsa views!!!!!
wtf hmmm wearing skintight black pants with a matching yellow gay jacket u better be high when u were doing that cuz if u werent then u should not be in amsterdam and let someone like me who will enjoy it better
You don't have to bring your own condoms, they are provided for you. They also won't let you have sex without a condom, even if you are willing to pay extra.
The best trick to pull on a reckless Segway operator is when they are coming toward you if you "accidently" give the handlebar a quick shove in the reverse direction it will stop the Segway in it's tracks. The operator may or may not remain standing. This information is for study purposes only.
i tried a segway and i think it's quite good for some things...but i think that visiting a city using it is the most fucking stupid thing in the universe..
i think this shit came out after 99...i was there till 99 and never saw these..i mean these scooters being drven..whores were alwasys there and neat thig is univ of amsterdam a block way
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6spdtls 2 months ago
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jtbarnett45 4 months ago
phahah filmpje is grappig, de commentaren nog grappiger!!
Fon7i3ee 5 months ago
they went to the red light one by mistake, the blue light's the other way
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MrFirstknight80 11 months ago
look at those stupid, stupid, poopheads they are of course ENGLISH
atfatw 11 months ago
@atfatw fuck off mug
fourthwind1 5 months ago
@fourthwind1 eat poopy english homeless dumpster diver
atfatw 5 months ago
MATE I FUCKIN WANT ONE
LooseFit88 1 year ago
should of fucked on the segway
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CarmineDellacava 1 year ago
this is probably the best example of a pair of douche bags that i have ever seen?
jimmydangle64 1 year ago 3
Fuck you Amsterdam and fuck Amsterdam's mother and grandmother too !!
shenzhenprostitute 1 year ago
Bit weird ! pmsl
cogangeezer 1 year ago
This really is lame. Those segway just should be forbidden cuz they are ridicilious :")
rapxs1 1 year ago
thats one of the gayest things ive ever seen xD
cantSeeMyForehead 1 year ago
`I am amazed no one killed these to for the sirens ......
If your cool Dam is cool if your dressed in yellow ridding a gay bike you are asking for it.
GuildF40 1 year ago
stupid, dumb, lazy people like the germans don't like to walk ANYPLACE even if its to the bathroom in their houses love these stupid machine. I can just see them driving the segways into a window whore's little cubbyhole
atfatw 1 year ago
Absolute wankstains
cuntface094 1 year ago
What a couple of homo's.
Headshot426 1 year ago
why ride segways inside? aren"t they for outdoors?
bigrobnz 1 year ago
Theres no way you can look cool while driving a Segway Hahaha
kicknbazz1615 2 years ago 4
You're saying a naked chick riding a segway wouldn't look cool?
botchalism 1 year ago
Vous avez sa parole comme lui
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As long as prostitution is done in a legal and consensual way, there is almost more honesty in it than in picking up a girl in a bar, where you are toying with peoples emotions and giving false impressions in order to get something physical.
Helios910 2 years ago
ive been there yesterday....holy cow nice bitches for 70€ for like 20 minutes but thats worth it
aLpHaFuxX 2 years ago
haha you've been ripped of normally its 50 :p
NabilBreda 2 years ago 4
Amsterdam is a total rip off place. 50 Euros for 15 minutes (if you are lucky) sex. There is upselling too .. like let's say if you ask them to be on top or something, then they will ask for more. There are places with better looking women in this world where you can pay that amount and the woman will stay with you for 36 hours and not 15 minutes. F*ck Amsterdam.
shenzhenprostitute 2 years ago
Your just a nasy guy that only can have sex with ho's.
petvet95 2 years ago
what a fucking loser you are.
metal0074 2 years ago
@shenzhenprostitute Fuck you!
Thats the tourist price...
If you are a real amsterdammer you know the rules and you know how to deal with the ho's and then you can go for much cheaper... stupid tourist..
osdorpboy 1 year ago 2
@osdorpboy What you say is 100 percent correct. Definitely I am a stupid tourist who does not know the rules. So tell me, Einstein, O great genius of Europe, what are the ways to deal with the ho's? Please tell us so us stupid tourists will no longer be stupid. We are all eager to learn from you, O great one.
shenzhenprostitute 1 year ago
nobody cares if you filming just the bitches dont like and became angry LOL
baron1290 2 years ago 2
I keep hearing about the "tough pimps" who if they catch you with a camera in the R.L.D., they rough you up. That being said, the 3 times that I've visited Amsterdam, I found no such people. The only men I see are the ones walking around wearing designer shoes and the only tough guys are the football supporters.
fkappreciative 2 years ago
whats the music?
juga0nought 2 years ago
"Madonna - Justify my love" The song was also coverd by Vita and was used as a soundtrack of The fast and the furious
0regenworm0 2 years ago
haha, you're riding those things everywhere- do you get off when you piss?
dan1427 2 years ago
I walked down that same alley only a few days ago i am amazed how they made this video without getting there camera chucked in the canal by a pimp followed by a good kicking.
srspower 2 years ago 2
**sigh** ...why be so childish?
letsget2thetruth 2 years ago
haha, thats hysterical. i cant wait until i get to go to europe. <3
hugzplz92 2 years ago
amsterdam rules
ilikebeubz 2 years ago 3
hmmmm ^o^o^
strangeparty 2 years ago
Hoeren trek je niet uit de muur bij de febo ouwe! ik zie het al: conclusie geen ballen dus!
Almereboy23 2 years ago
Hans & Franz.
Alxscode 2 years ago
security guys says that they can't get in. Something related to skeelers. (inline skates). and don't take photos haha
IDPhotography 2 years ago
Lol, if they would have done that at night they would have been kicked off the segways whilst someone stole them due to the fact they look like a complete pair of easy target tourists
bubblegumpaul 2 years ago
They look like europeans to me?
JayDomination 2 years ago
A European can still be a tourist of Amsterdam!
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TheEndOfHeartaches 2 years ago
Rofl.... wow.
Capupatio 2 years ago
how much do they cost dc if they dorky
dexannn 2 years ago
Yes u are ADF LOL.
figjamjkl 2 years ago
Stupid cunts
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meid022 2 years ago
observe: an idiot on a segway stays an idiot
lewicked 2 years ago
segways are so dorky
omgeskimo 2 years ago 10
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hanktothehendrix 3 years ago 2
pair of fags,they should head for the blue light district
Degs421 3 years ago 5
If you turned those sirens on close to my ears, I would have stuck the big end of your segways up your ass so far they would be called assways
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KcMc1994 3 years ago
i bet even the whores wont sleep with you if you go around looking like that big of a dork
clash76 3 years ago 7
LOOOOLLED
LADYxPINKPANTHER 3 years ago
Romamaxin im nearly 100% certain that is the start of madonna's song justify my love
gfurrier 3 years ago 3
holland ftw!
04lody04 3 years ago 2
hahahahahaha
mangosonic123 3 years ago
Nice background music, Can anyone tell me the name of the song plz ?
romamaxim 3 years ago
Thrust me you don't wanna tour the city and the whores on that thing
Sabocalypse 3 years ago 2
Why you say "Thrust me" ? Are you homo?
bubblegumpaul 2 years ago
lol good eyes, and answer to your question no. not there is anything wrong with homo's
Sabocalypse 2 years ago 3
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Flauwer 3 years ago
the spanish police in benidorm go round on these things,you can see them mainly on the beach.haha
007chica 3 years ago
OMG this is hilarious. I really love it. The matching outfits, and the fact that you never get off the I-gos, just makes it. I'm telling everyone. Get ready for lotsa views!!!!!
xannaziskey 3 years ago
wtf hmmm wearing skintight black pants with a matching yellow gay jacket u better be high when u were doing that cuz if u werent then u should not be in amsterdam and let someone like me who will enjoy it better
playboy198900 3 years ago
I would not let them things in my business place unless a person is in a wheel chair
GobalHoldingsLLC 3 years ago 3
people in europe are more relaxed about things like that.
HackebeilHarry 3 years ago 2
I can promise you if you roll around Amsterdam in a yellow shirt on a segway, a hooker is the only way you're going to get laid.
megamarsvin 3 years ago 6
I tell you what would make this video more interesting, sit a whore on the handle bars and try fucking her on the segway :D
pierrelarouge 3 years ago 4
I ask the title of the music so please respond asshole
lampion999 3 years ago
1 in 7 hookers there has HIV!... (type at Google; the words HIV, wallen... and read the articles there...)
istams 3 years ago
I'm surprised it's not more but if you go to the red light district and don't bring condoms you deserve everything you get ;)
megamarsvin 3 years ago 3
You don't have to bring your own condoms, they are provided for you. They also won't let you have sex without a condom, even if you are willing to pay extra.
878sf78ss 3 years ago
What is the title of the music in video?
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paulobr1 3 years ago
The best trick to pull on a reckless Segway operator is when they are coming toward you if you "accidently" give the handlebar a quick shove in the reverse direction it will stop the Segway in it's tracks. The operator may or may not remain standing. This information is for study purposes only.
stoker20 3 years ago 2
Nice outfits...
crephotos 3 years ago
Dorks! lol
koky5150 3 years ago
i tried a segway and i think it's quite good for some things...but i think that visiting a city using it is the most fucking stupid thing in the universe..
sbennazz 3 years ago 3
The airport cops at Schiphol use these things!
mi1964amigo 3 years ago
Tering wat is dit lame.
JumpingTomato 4 years ago
If I were the shop manager, I would have kicked your arses out of there INSTANTLY.
cottonwhiskersuk 4 years ago 4
cause your a bitch
jsoo67 4 years ago
hahhha
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Paulbeamer 4 years ago
have you seen the RLDDVD youtube video, loads of girls on the DVD!
JBIG7171 4 years ago
Two men riding Segway scooters while wearing the same yellow coat, pants, and boots. Can't get any better than that...
mthq 4 years ago 3
The hardest thing about riding a Segway is telling your friend's that you're gay.
utubewitness 4 years ago 69
yeah we know you are on those segways, show the girls homos
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Amsterdam420Tours 4 years ago
wtf everybody is talking about in Holland not everything is possible and legal.
Wanna do something bad in Holland? sure try it and see how you come home.
prikibruno 4 years ago
NEDERLAND cool tog met die hoere lekker stikie roku
joeperrrt 4 years ago
what a pair of tits
mobiview 4 years ago
tourists are a pain in the hole and segways are fyr poofs
briancain07 4 years ago
I'm in the mood for sexual intercourse.
michael007gg 4 years ago
stupidest invention
elviento78 5 years ago
i think this shit came out after 99...i was there till 99 and never saw these..i mean these scooters being drven..whores were alwasys there and neat thig is univ of amsterdam a block way
TAUFEEQQQ 5 years ago
segways are for fags in yellow sweaters
iKONs 5 years ago
Is Prostitution legal in Holland?
akimunduk 5 years ago
Everything's legal in Holland.
You can ask a policeman to lit your pure weed joint.
That's the living proof it's possible.
Btw these idiots above look incredibly stupid, but that's allowed there as well.
trakkaton 4 years ago
Don't be a tit mate. If you ask a policeman to light your joint he will inform you that. "the smoking of weed on any street in the Netherlands is illegal, and punishable by a fine of €45" You can only smoke it in specified places, such as home or Coffee Shops.
bettySwollox 4 years ago 2
are you handicapped ffs askin daft questions
briancain07 4 years ago
what f** did you say again? Can you sober up before posting something?
akimunduk 4 years ago
fuck you ya fanny
briancain07 4 years ago
segways are gay
weehahcoco 5 years ago 2
its cool man i have bin there my self wont to move over there sum day
chris921000 5 years ago
you can rent the segways at www.igo.nu
igosegway 5 years ago