Attacking Theresa and Reaver: Fable 2

[jackthelad234]

what about hammer?

[ZerachielAmora]

@jackthelad234 I mentioned why I didn't include Hammer or Garth in the video - I thought I had recorded footage for them, but apparently I didn't. Their reactions to being hit weren't as entertaining, besides.

[MyAchievementhunter]

@ZerachielAmora hey what are you wearing when you are attacking theresa?

[ZerachielAmora]

@MyAchievementhunter

The character is wearing the following:

-Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo

-Black Wheel Gang Trousers

-Assassin Boots

-Felt-Lined Carriage Gloves

You'll need the Knothole Island expansion for some of those items.

All are dyed red.

[BlackCobra980]

"Your attacks will have no effect..."

*One day later*

"And so we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our beloved Theresa..."

[Nintendo122333]

I love how Reaver is casually walking off after being beaten to death. Herp Derp.

[TheMarissaNight]

@ZerachielAmora

What sword is that??

[ZerachielAmora]

@TheMarissaNight I think I used the Master Longsword in this video.

[TheMarissaNight]

@ZerachielAmora

Wow, that looks uber awesome actually. I like using katanas, so I never knew that haha.

[Mayhem8988]

Favorite Parts

1st reaver assault loll he justs knees and freezes

and Thersea: Your attacks will have no effect Know your place You Little Fucking Sparrow

You: Summon Spell

Thersea:WTF

Chuck Norris: Time for the famous roundhouse

Thersea:Shit :(

[blackmansniper1999]

reavers da best chacter in fable 3 and 2

[Saraluvspets]

Big Voice: After drinking with Hammer, getting advice from Garth, and beating the absolute crap out of Reaver, Theresa finally grants you one wish. What will you choose? Love, Sacrifice, or Wealth?

Me: Neither. I want to beat the crap out of Reaver again.

[MrMrdeath123]

@Saraluvspets

lol funny, man i wish i could kill him sometimes, even in fable 3 he is just blahh,, lol

[DilymDimarg]

Theressa in Fable 3:"So,I am supposed to help you,but your father was an aggresive prick so go rot...Imma go have some pancakes...lulz ^_^ "

[TechnoBIan]

Reaver deserves to be attacked!!

[pokemaster4338]

why didnt you try a head shot or slice the head

[undergrounds4]

theres a fart at the end -,- ..

[19lemons93]

@undergrounds4 XDDD That was a gargoyle blowing a raspberry XD!

[MegaHollipop]

I only like Reaver because the Voice Actor is Stephen Fry and Stephen Fry is a legend. In real life a person like them wouldn't last 1 second next to me while I'm holding a sword. *sigh* Players... every girl my age falls for them strangely enough.

[dragonlordess1]

i did try killing reaver for killing camera guy.he was my favorite npc i actual got tears in my i when got shot.

[captainwolf1]

sssooo wat still getts me is how old is theresa 

[tdigirlrocks]

hmmm in fable 3 when Theresa introduced herself, she never said that my parent tried to kill her

[kronotron99]

is the zelda suit a mod?

[ZerachielAmora]

@kronotron99 Nope, it's just clothes from the game you can buy and dye appropriately. You don't even need the expansion packs for Fable 2 in order to make that one.

[kronotron99]

@ZerachielAmora what suit and what dye color goes where?

[ZerachielAmora]

@kronotron99 For the Link costume, you'll need:

-Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo

-Pauper Skirt

-Pauper Gloves

-Explorer Boots

-Rural Kerchief

I do remember using Kilowhite Dye and Envy Green Dye. You'll have to experiment for the browns. Just use the green dye on the main part of the Vest combo, and the white on the sleeves. The green should also be used on the skirt and kerchief, and then browns on the gloves and boots.

[ingeresc]

Am I the only one that laughed like a complete idiot at the fart at the end?

[HMCowHugger]

YES!!!! I HATE Reaver. Stupid self-centered, beautiful little, gunslinger. I'm soooo going to kill him. Or just beat him up until I feel better. Theresa is such a robot though...it's weird. O.O She feels no ain and always talks in monotone.

[GrassPokeKing]

@HMCowHugger ummmm.... did u just call him a self-centered, BEAUTIFUL little, gunslinger? wtf?? o.O

[id493337]

@GrassPokeKing

Well that is the three things that best fit him.

[bleachzeldaluzz]

you look like link when your attacking Reaver! :O

[mylifeasofnow]

Damn. I thought forever that Theresa was Judi Dench. It makes a LOT more sense that she's Zoe Wanamaker, though. :'D teeheehee. British women...

[charici]

I don't trust Theresa. When you made your choice in the spire she said '' But the spire is mine, now begone'' and kicked you out. It worried me xD

[nyuurocks]

@charici theresa is the sister of the first game's hero so I'm pretty sure she's good. But living for five hundred years should make you all prickly.

[alluvermin]

Theresa's litle growl, hum, and giggle, were enough to make me stop... Scary though she may be, she is "dah bomb."

[ttuanmu]

The attack on Reaver looks more like bitch slapping, lol! It's funny to hear him screaming pathetically.

[jonnavdpas]

Bahahaha! You were just slaying the sh*t out of Reaver! xD

I like him, even though he's an HUGE ASSHOLE! His hawtness makes up for it.

[thehibachi666]

Wait. is theresa the woman from kotor 2?

[loupluie]

@thehibachi666 the same name and the same look

[coolaid77ify]

"Your attacks will have no effe.."

Slash!

I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU!

[djiniari]

reaver is still alive in fable 3

[TheLyricDinosaur]

Ugh God. I hated Theresa although Zoe Wanamaker is an amazing voice actress. Am I the only Reaver fan here?? xD I actually screamed at my screen: "GADZOOKS! STOP HITTING HIM!!"

[ViviSparda]

@TheLyricDinosaur Not you're the only.I f*cking love Reaver he's the best^^

[stupididiotization]

@TheLyricDinosaur I totally, totally agree with you on all parts. It actually hurt me to see him being hit :(((( Reaver fans are win :D And Theresa, that crazy freakyass female dog. She was so manipulative. She knew how to get what she wanted... Anyway, REAVER IS WIN.

[izzystradlingnr10]

@TheLyricDinosaur Same here xD

[DoubtfulGrace]

YES!  Hit'em AGAIN! Think anything can even kill Reaver? Cant be the only ones to try and shoot him point-blank or beat the everloving snot out of him.

[AwesomeGamer4]

... i killed theresa in the first game...?

[ThaliatheTiger]

It was worth a try. Or several. :)

[AKCDawn]

Good for Reaver, I f*cking hate him. He made me old, rofl. As for Theresa she's my favoriet character. :3

[ZerachielAmora]

@AKCDawn Theresa is awesome. :)

[AKCDawn]

@ZerachielAmora Hell yeah! :D

[SweetWanilla]

@AKCDawn I fucking LOOVE reaver :DD in fable 3 too ^^ but..maybe thats becuz i dont know , what he did to u? lol was it becuz tht lady was like: I want to meet my family again.? Becuz , why would u spare her r u stupid? x)

[AKCDawn]

@SweetWanilla It wasn't just the sacrificing my youth to save himself that made me hate him. It's that he's just plain and simply an ass. Guess i'm stupid for making my guy Pure Good.

[MizLuvOranges]

@AKCDawn Awww I love Reaver because he's stephen fry. Other than that... I hope my dog rips his face out =)

[DamnationEternal]

@AKCDawn he didnt make you old, it was up to you if u wanted to sacrifice yourself or not.

[Somnien]

Wow, I didn't know you oculd actually hit Reaver and Teresa in the first one.

[Twisticide]

@Somnien Fable 2 isn't the first one... Fable 2 is the second one... Hence the 2.

[Mrmonkeymanism]

THE BOTCHES WONT DIE WILL THEY!?

[fireout700]

I wanted to kill Reaver since I met him that stupid jerk!

[DreamsofCentaurs]

two things... one is it just me or were you a "little" tougher on reaver than theresa? and two the bit where your hacking the ever loving crap outa reaver, your char looks like link from zelda...

[ZerachielAmora]

@DreamsofCentaurs I didn't consciously attack either more than the other, but if I did it to Reaver more, then okay.

And yes, my character that beats Reaver was a female version of Link...or at least, made to look like Link.

[SincereTheLady]

@ZerachielAmora I hope you hit Reaver more then theresa Reaver SUCKSSSSSS

[Lettalou]

@DreamsofCentaurs well reaver is sortov and asshole like when if you take 2 long at the end of the game he shoots lucian for u......-_- what a homo he deserves it...

[Lettalou]

@DreamsofCentaurs well reaver is sortov and asshole like when if you take 2 long at the end of the game he shoots lucian for u......-_- ...

[kappunni]

Reaver is in fabel 3 and a rich rich guy hahahaha. And you will hate him soo if any one wanna smash him like this you can always goo to fabel 2 but idk I like him heis good but in fabel 3 heis very evil lol

[BillyDeKidd1055]

I hate Reaver. He deserves a good whopping.

[vampirefoxhl]

Theresa is Zoe Wanamaker. She was Madame Hooch (ha, I laugh every time I hear that) from Harry Potter. The Quidditch coach and flying instructor. Found this all out today actually while watching an old David Tennent Doctor Who. She played Cassandra. Just thought someone might find that interesting. Just me geeking out. lol OOOOOHHH and Reaver is the Cheshire cat on Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland... yeah... ok, I'm done now... I promise. IMDB is your friend.

[ZerachielAmora]

@vampirefoxhl When I found out that first bit of information a while back, I couldn't help but think of Theresa every time I watched the first Harry Potter movie

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

@vampirefoxhl I was watching that exact same Doctor Who episode. xD

[1995susan1995]

@vampirefoxhl HOLY CRAP that is amazing!!! go dr who and go hp!

[connorkwl]

@vampirefoxhl She's also in My Family :)

[bulbagrl]

@vampirefoxhl I didn't think it was possible, but you just made Reaver more awesome!

[Musicahiro]

It's a damn good thing they don't turn on you like they do in Halo 3. Last time I ever play co-op with a trigger happy friend.

[sakurakeiji]

Anyone notice how he protects his face when you hit him?  So vainnn.

[mystarwarstv]

Theresa sounds like keira from kotor 2

[sakurakeiji]

@mystarwarstv She does hey. I thought that the moment I bought Fable 2. :S Then I found out their voice actors were totally different. :\

[mania619]

You realise you were hitting your possible great great great grandfathers sister? Which I spose would be grand aunt maybe?

[ZerachielAmora]

@mania619 Yes, i understand that. It would probably be great-great-etc. aunt.

[mania619]

You realise you were hitting your possible great great great grandfathers sister? Which I spose would be grand aunt maybe?..

[seanmikael]

(Hero) *hits Thresa*

(Theresa) *gets a bat and hits Hero*

(Theresa) "oh sh1t i kill'd the Hero"

[seanmikael]

(Hero) *hits Thresa*

(Theresa) *gets a bat and hits Hero*

(Theresa) "oh shit i kill'd the Hero"

[UtopiaKat]

Omg you looked like old fashioned link when u were killing reaver

[LEGOMANIAC419]

Wait, what was that shirt you wore when you were pwning Reaver? What dyes did you use, also?

[ZerachielAmora]

@LEGOMANIAC419 The shirt I used for that outfit is called "Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo."

I can't remember the exact dyes I used. I think it was Kilowhite Dye for the sleeves and Envy Green Dye for the main part.

[alluvermin]

I can't help but to love that phsyco even when she's an old lady.

[despianknight]

Yea Hip If you look at her face she looks like a devilish cat

[dwayne417]

if only reaver WERE killable,that fucker

[Lukashibu]

I felt horribly wrong right when you attacked Reaver. xD He walks weird! I wanted to shoot him too. He's my favorite character of all the others in Fable 2. I hope to have him as my favorite in Fable 3.

[1992Darkhorse]

it couldnt possibly be theresa from fable 1 because she had her eyes cut out by bandits if anyone remembers :o

[DreamsofCentaurs]

@1992Darkhorse uh-huh have you played F2 at all?! F2 theresa is blind but she can see the future, not only that but read all the books and even go on wiki

[Renegader51]

@1992Darkhorse She could have glass eyes,there completely white so its highly likely.

[CoOKiEpIeFTL]

I'd love to see scythe in fable 3

[sampalmer10]

@CoOKiEpIeFTL probably will do cos if u pick the love ending and read roses letter she says she ism with a scary looking hooded man who may be scythe so maybe might find them

[CoOKiEpIeFTL]

Hipnotiik, I don't think theirs gonna be an end to Theresa if she can live more than 500 years, than I don't think that woman will ever die

[HibariKyoya9605]

How frigging long is Theresa going to live. I mean, the Hero of Oakvale must have died long ago!

[UkMicky09]

I think you will see Theresa again in fable 3 but she wont be a guide. I think she will bring someone back from fable 1 and maybe bring back lucien?

She will do something and i think she will get way more powerful and you will need to fight back sometime in fable 3.

[xHiPnoTiiK]

Hmm.. I've got a (maybe dumb ;$) question 'bout Theresa (Open your spoiler umbrela now. You've been warned)

At the end of the game, after you killed Lucien with 1 shot ( -_-' ), she said something bout "The Spire is mine now. Begone."

What is she planning to do with it? Hell, I even thought she was going to be a villain in Fable 3 =F ...

Anybody knows? Anybody has a clue? I'm dying here :P.

[ZerachielAmora]

@xHiPnoTiiK In the expansion pack for Fable 2, "See the Future," you meet with Theresa again who tells you that she also was allowed a gift from the Spire. She asked for the ability to see all possible futures.

She then proceeds to tell Sparrow that they will become the king or queen of Albion, and that their future offspring will one day save Albion.

So as to what Theresa will do in Fable 3, who knows.

[xHiPnoTiiK]

@ZerachielAmora

King of Albion eh? I'd like that.

Anyhow, I really hope Theresa doesn't turn her back on me. It would brake my heart to kill a blind woman.

Holy Mother.. I really sounded like a geek there.. Heh.. Seriously though, I hope she'll stick with you till' the end.

[DreamsofCentaurs]

@xHiPnoTiiK why? she was the reason all this mess happened to begin with, she got rose to buy the music box

[chris8rogers]

@ZerachielAmora Well untill i saw what you wrote i thought she was going to be a villian too haha

[AngelCat4]

@xHiPnoTiiK Theresa Is Your Sister In Fable 1. If you got Fable 2 See The Future DLC *spoiler umbrella once again* You have the chance to return to the spire a 3rd time. There you find Theresa, you see the spire as she said "had a gift for her to" she uses the spire to see the future of everything and everyone anywhere. When you go there in the DLC she tells you of your childs future which was basically a tease or a hint hint of Fable 3 where as she explains your child will become King/Queen.

[xHiPnoTiiK]

Hmm. I am going a little off topic here, but:  **SPOiLERS**

At the end of the game, after you chose your reward (Sacrifice, something, Wealth*) She says "The Spire is mine now.". What exactly is she going to do with it? Hell, I even though for a second she became a villain in F3 Oo.

So yeaah.. What are her intentions with it?

[TheMinparker]

When I attacked Theresa she said (As done above) in monotone "YOUR ATTACKS WILL HAVE NO EFFECT" and did some crazy laughter o-o

[MCRrox1996]

is reaver stephen fry? or are my ears playing tricks on me?

[ZerachielAmora]

@MCRrox1996 Yes, Reaver's voice actor is Stephen Fry.

[thefuzzbuzzmuzzcuzz]

I attacked Reaver so much after he shot Barnum! XD

[BatFanStudios]

@thefuzzbuzzmuzzcuzz Me too! Barnum was awesome! D: But Reaver will always be my fave <3 My fave after the FABLE 1 Theresa!

[Swat4zz]

Reaver and Hammer is my two Fav Hero in Fable 2 :)

[thetriplet1234]

How did you make your character look like Cara?

[ZerachielAmora]

@thetriplet1234

Have your Fable 2 character wear the following items (though note that a few of these items are from the expansion packs):

-Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo

-Black Wheel Gang Trousers

-Assassin Boots

-Felt-Lined Carriage Gloves

Dye all of them red, though the exact red I used I cannot remember. I then used the braided ponytail hairstyle for her hair and dyed her hair a blonde color. That should do it.

[DancingDead6]

(during your attacks on Theresa)

[DancingDead6]

what clothing is your character wearing? :O usually everything i put on mine makes her look incredibly stupid 0.o

[ZerachielAmora]

A few of the items my character is wearing then are from the Knothole Island expansion pack.

The items the character is wearing are:

-Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo

-Black Wheel Gang Trousers

-Assassin Boots

-Felt-Lined Carriage Gloves

All are dyed red.

[Swat4zz]

Reaver and Theresa have god mode Fucking Cheaters XD Only Lord Lucien No Have God Mode ^^

[xboxlivebro]

one thing, thersa is ur sister from fable 1

[ZerachielAmora]

Yes, Theresa from Fable 2 is the sister from Fable 1.

[xboxlivebro]

ya, and no wonder why she has completly different eyes, kind of blue ish considering that she said while in wairthmarsh that this use to be oakvale 500 years ago, and she also must of changed her name, i think she changes her name probly to make people think that she was not in fable 1 and not over 500 years old, kind of weird that in the game you only had to a choice to kill her or not, and some how her brother didnt live but she did some how.

[ZerachielAmora]

She didn't change her name though. She was called Theresa in Fable 1 and Fable 2. :O

I have a theory that since one of the books in Fable 2 said that the hero killed Jack of Blades with the Sword of Aeons, that perhaps in hitting Theresa with it, she survived the hit and thus became immortal because of it. Just a thought though.

[ZerachielAmora]

Perhaps the in-game historians were off about that in that particular Fable 2 book, though.

[thommo166]

@ZerachielAmora The canon ending in Fable 1 is throwing the Sword of Aeons into the portal, thus making Theresa still alive.

[ZerachielAmora]

@thommo166 There is a book in Fable 2 that mentions that the Hero of Oakvale used the Sword of Aeons against Jack of Blades, which doesn't make sense if Theresa is still alive. So that is why I mentioned that either the in-game historians are wrong, or perhaps she survived the hit from the sword.

[AlexVendetta360]

@ZerachielAmora Yeah the historians are wrong because im sure that its mentioned that the guild of heroes and the heroes were mostly forgotten

[x0Mactavish0x]

@xboxlivebro

Her eyes are blueish because she's blind. i think sometimes when blind you lose your pupils, which resembles theresa's eyes

[Trinitykill]

yeah her eyes were sliced by jack of blades, and perhaps because she has Will powers to see the future that the will shines from her eyes.

[AHouse1984]

her eyes are blue bc when ppl go blind from catarax their eyes turn blueish ;)

[BatFanStudios]

@x0Mactavish0x Yeah.. It's kind of dumb actually. Theresa is now blind.. Like a normal blind person, but in the first fable, her eyes were cut out.

[Carnage1235]

NO STEPHEN FRY!

[SkuLLkiDx1337]

dont U KNOW WHO SHE IS!! SHES THE JUGGERNAUT!

[ZerachielAmora]

Thank you for making me laugh. XD

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

LOL

[ZeldaFreak1987]

how did you get the costumes/dyes for the Link costume?

[ZerachielAmora]

For the Link costume, you'll need the following articles of clothing:

-Vintage Vest and Shirt Combo

-Pauper Skirt

-Pauper Gloves

-Explorer Boots

-Rural Kerchief

I can't remember the exact dyes I used, but I do remember using Kilowhite Dye and Envy Green Dye. You'll have to experiment for the browns.

[GamersPicks]

reavers a flamer XD