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  • that didnt look like a two bathroom kind of house....

  • 2 years of ''sittin' on da toilet'' then ''now flush''

  • he said it wrong he meant to say, "There's an unbelievably funny story in Kansas."

  • Lies on lies okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What did she eat during these 2 years? Her own shit?.....

  • Fucking stupid.The poor guy got charged for misdemeanor.

  • Only in america....

  • wheelchair? she'll probably end up in the mental hospital

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • LOL

  • incredible, fascinating, strange, hmmmmmmm.... 

  • So... if she was fused to the toilet... where was he pooping???

  • Two YEARS? We had a normal relationship, we just did it in the bathroom? What a loser boyfriend. I think I would have been seeking HELP for this poor woman.

  • I'm going to sit on my toilet and see how long it takes for us to become one.

  • What the.........

  • Must of thrown a temper tantrum 2 years ago and REALLY wanted to win. lol.

  • What did she eat

  • Sitting in the toilet, Sitting on the toilet.

  • It took this guy 2 full years to realize that she needed help?. WTF?

    This is the weirdest shit I've ever heard.

  • Tell me he didn't just say "Her skin fused with the toilet"..

    Tell me that didn't happen. XD

  • She was sick it said she wouldent leave the bathroom then got stuck to the sit tht doesent mean he dident feed her

  • This woman....

  • the disgusting part is that she was living with someone who was aware of her problem and did nothing to help her. What does this have to do with the woman being fat.? Did the story say she was fat? Maybe she had an extreme phobia.. People with severe phobias have done more extreme things.. She needed psychological help and her "bf" did not help her get it.

    I find it sad.

  • Hopefully the toilet was in the kitchen

  • That must've been a really 'big ass' shit.

  • Only in America!!

  • i just dont know what to say im goin to try it for 500 years

  • How the fuck did she not starve?

  • Oh America, we need to talk.

  • what the eff.......

  • It doesn't only happen in America. It happened in Hungary to my ex gfs' mother.

  • how does someone sit on the toilet for two years straight? how does that even happen? how the hell can the boyfriend come home for two years and be like "HUNNY IM HOME. NICE TO SEE YOU IN THE SAME PLACE YOUVE BEEN FOR TWO YEARS." then all of a sudden decide she needs medical attention? wtf

  • I just find this too hard to believe!

  • SITTIN ON DA TOILET

  • i dont get it....

  • ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB WOMAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU FREAKING SCREAM FOR HELP YOU DUMB BITCH? LOL!

  • @themenaceanish Agrees with your comment. Must have been a big stool she left in there if they had to break it away  o O

  • @MrnoWun0 XD

  • Thumbs up if you moved your legs when you heard about hers.

  • She was making a viral video.

  • i know that trailer doesn't have 2 toilets...where did HE take a dump??

  • Bryan Whipple is a normal guy just trying to do his job. Then, one day, there's a woman who is fused to a toilet seat and it's his job to deal with it. I raise my beer to you, Mr. Whipple. Stay strong and keep doing what you're doing. You're an everyday hero.

  • WAT? this is so freakin retarded wat does she eat?!

  • @bathingclevland food...

  • i don't know who's more retarded, the woman or the man?

  • why not wear pants and then take them off when pooing/peeing? idiot woman :))

  • So how was her ass washed wow fuckin funny

    XD

  • no, what does she eat, her boyfriend must be bring food to her every day.

  • WTF????? Is that called love???

  • What kind of sex life did they have?

  • @hudfadz Fuck you. America's great

  • @hudfadz no only trailer trash.

  • @hudfadz TROLOLOLOLO Come@mebro!

  • @hudfadz You faggot your just jealous you don't live here in America haha

  • @cloudstrife322

    I live in Australia, the greatest, safest, cleanest, most organized, mellow, fun, amazing country on earth. Keep your America, all yours buddy.

  • @hudfadz What's so great about Australia. You got beer, kangaroos and Crocodile Dundee.

  • @cloudstrife322 Lol whatever Safest my ass and i doubt its the cleanest and there is way more to do here in America fool.

  • @hudfadz Not every american is disgusting some of us are but there are sick fucks everywhere so don't be an an asshole.

  • @3DISEASE sorry to tell u but I think hudfadz is right..this shit only happens in america..some sick motherfuckers they had to be in order to leave their countries and kill American Indians and take their land...maybe they were psychos that Europe didn't want.

  • @MsLc1234 im american and even i don't like the way are country started almost no one does besides this kinda shit doesn't just happen in america there are plenty of sick fucked up things everywhere

  • @hudfadz I'm not sorry that i'm an American, but we have disgusting people here, and good people, same w/other countries

  • @hudfadz America is full of immigrants... America isn't just one country full of race, it's more other races here mixed. So you're practically calling your own people sick, immigrants from Europe come here all the time, people like you are people who are responsible for 9/11, you hate America. If i had a gun, i would kill you.

    Europe is much worse, Nazi's, WW1, WW2, you guys started all that shit. So shut your fucking mouth, you stupid fucking yank.

  • @hudfadz I agree you just dont hear about things like this in other places. Not sure I would call the whole American race disgusting, but there are a hell of a lot of sick people there.

  • @alicwkd But arent there sick people in every country?

  • @hudfadz Not every American is fat.

  • @Luxo62094 Yeah, some Americans are badass soldiers in the military.

  • @hudfadz No, just some of us happen to be fucking stupid.

  • @hudfadz No pun intended with "this SHIT"

  • @hudfadz I live in America and Yes this country is horrible

  • @SpArr0w35 What does America have to do with this news clip. This woman was very disturbed and needed help. Other countries are not immune to mental illness.

  • @hudfadz Are you kidding lol? Stuff like this happens everywhere. Humankind in itself is disgusting.

  • I dunno about you, but if my girlfriend stays in the bathroom longer then a few hours, a day, MONTHS, FUCK EVEN YEARS, I would ... uhm... open the door? Or call for help? And how did they even do that? How did he get food inside? Was nobody else looking for her?

  • saved money on toilet paper

  • Must of been weird when the plumber turned up.

  • What the fuck????

  • normal relationshit

    

  • why would you wait two years before getting help

  • What? In a wheelchair? really??? And only after TWO FUKIN YEARS ON THE SHITTER!

    What seriously is the fuk wrong with some fukin PEOPLE?

    For the love of GOD.

    and then he makes statements to the press... "oh well yeah we pretty much had a NORMAL relationship except it all happened in the bathroom..." REALLY? Normal you say?

    Oh Christ Jesus WTF? I think we might need some serious fukin archangel style help down here! And I mean NOW...

  • Whaaaat the kfuc? Is this actually real lmao how stupid :|

  • Weird 'ass' case

  • @jeffroyo dohohoho

  • how did she eat how did she live thumbs up if u nkow

  • KEYWORDS: MOBILE HOME

  • @Phuket11011 and KANSAS

  • @austinmffrd1 LOL!

  • Wait... WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

  • I started watching calculus tutoring videos 20 mins ago and landed here now..

  • HOLY SHIT!!!!!

  • "Hmm... Hey mum! There is one difficult shit right here, I think I'm going to spend couple of years dealing with it..."

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  • Firefighters see some crazy shit.

  • So did she eat, drink and sleep on that toilet or is she magic?

  • ...how did the BF go...?....outside or at a neighbor's toilet...?

  • Okay, what the f*k.

  • wtf? O_O

  • hahahahahaha oh my god

  • Sooo why the fuck didnt anyone say anything after like the first month or something? 2 years seems like a pretty long time for sitting on the crapper.

  • how weird! the only thing that would keep me sitting on the toilet would be a urinary tract infection, which would last for just a few minutes.  They are both crazy!

  • Whoa whoa whoa. 0:30 Am I hearing this right? The women's skin had grown around the toilet seat? Y'all hear that too right?

  • THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A MEAN SHIT!

  • 2years? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BOYFRIEND DOING. " Alright hunny, still stuck to the toilet? " 2 years later.. " have you called the ambulance yet? "

  • that means he didnt get no sex for 2 damn years farrrrk i would've left that bitch on the shitter an got me some sex :)

  • @marcotastik I think the worst think is that they had a normal relationship and therefore sex.I don't think anyone wants to imagine how.

  • @MrLdbz

    she sat on a toilet for two years their is nothing normal about that relationship??

  • @marcotastik According to the video her boyfriend thinks it was a normal relationship.

  • @MrLdbz

    to be with someone for 2 years that was on a toilet the whole time i dont think his normal

  • @marcotastik I think there's no one that wouldn't agree with you.But this guy thinks it's normal.So I'm guessing that they had sex.

  • @MrLdbz

    i think everyone would agree with me but u and if u had a brain u would kno it imposable to sit ur dick inside a gurl if shes on a toilet grow a brain dikhead and dont reply it only makes u look dumb

  • @marcotastik I'm sorry but is english my native language or yours?Look what I wrote and watch the video again.I mean are you really that stupid?You don't even understand what I'm saying and you can't remember what someone said in a video that you just watched.God.If I would live in a country with people like you I would lock myself in the bathroom for the rest of my life too.

  • @MrLdbz

    i know what your saying and im telling you that your so wrong its convinced me your a retard and if you look at my first comment it was a week ago so no i didnt just watch this you dickhead stop making youself look dumb

  • @marcotastik Really how stupi d are you?I mean you started an argument if it's normal or not.This guy said they had a normal relationship.This guy said okay?Not me not you not anyone normal.This guy.Her boyfriend said that they had a normal relationship.And a normal relationship involves se x.So they had se.xOkay?That was all I was trying to tell you the whole time.

  • @MrLdbz

    i didnt start shit..you replied to my comment and im telling you the guy ain't normal so i dont give a fuck what he said use your brain and realize YOU CANT FUCK SOMEONE WHILE THEIR SITTING ON A TOILET YOU FUCKING RETARD stop replying cause your a fuckin idiot and i cant be bothered with you NOW BE GONE RODENT

  • @marcotastik I know that he's not normal.He said they had a normal relationship.He did.Not me.Okay.I don't know if it's possible.And I really don't care.But he said they had sex.But you're right lets stop.That's probably the only smart thing you'll ever say.

  • @MrLdbz

    no the smartest thing i ever said was telling your mum to have an abortion

  • @marcotastik If you say so.

  • @marcotastik It is possible. Assuming she could open her legs and mouth.

  • @MrLdbz

    i agree with marcotasik ur a retard

  • @MrNOLEGZ It's spelled you're not ur retard.And you obviously did not understand what I wrote.

  • @MrLdbz

    u know when ppl start sayin shit about spelling they know their wrong and thats all they got and how could i understand you ur a fukn retard sukiteasy bitch

  • @MrNOLEGZ No.You just called me a retard and that's all you did.That was our whole conversation.So what else should I have said?I can't be wrong because we never discussed anything you just called me a retard and that's it.You can't reply anything else to that.

  • @marcotastik No he said they had a normal relationship, just in the bathroom.

  • did she hatch anything out of her ass sitting on the toilet that long. DO SHE STANK, lol, She has a ceramic ass, omg

  • WTF??? what kind of a man is that???

  • pause at 0:48 I think i see a resemblence. They both are full of shit

  • how is this?... how can it even.. WTF??????

  • how....what...why!?!?!

  • the toilet was in the kitchen. she knows not to leave

  • what the fuck...... I can't even..... What?!

  • wat is this, i dont even...

  • the only question I have is "how did they have sex"?

  • sittin' on tha toilet!

  • So, what did the boyfriend do when he needed to take a dump?

  • 0:44 - 0:46 LOOOOOL

  • How did I end up here o____o

  • I call BS on this story

  • Why do they show a picture of a toilet. I want to see that crazy lady got dammit. Fucking news!

  • To sit there doing nothing for two years how could she do it? Even someone in jail can't sit that long. Why sit on the toilet if you don't want to leave the room move around at least make a bed in the tub better yet take a bath. People are very strange if this guy didn't ever say anything I wouldn't want to think about what would have happened to her this is sad really. When I was in a grouphome a four hour time out in a chair would be nothing to this lady.

  • How could he do anything with her it must have stunk so bad in there I hope she is better.

  • Hope there is two bathrooms in there how did he go to the bathroom in her mouth yuck. I hope he went outside.

  • People are pretty strange this world always amazes me. Just when you think things can't get any weirder.

  • What..........the............F­UCK.

  • Oh god damnit. Why did I decide to watch this video while eating meatloaf?

  • OMG!! 2 years!! thats gotta be pretty boring

  • a relationship inside the bathroom? WTF?!!!! LOLL!!!!

  • is it wrong that i found it funny.

  • Did they eat dinner in the bathroom too?? Did they have sex?? So she never showered. WTF is wrong with people????

  • this is disgusting

  • so... um... did she play with her shit?

  • WHAT DA FAK

  • FUSION AT ITS GREATEST

  • so, her boyfriend had to shit in the woods?

  • Must have been a thick newspaper

  • 2 years.. I could not take that

  • Poor toilet.

  • WTF

  • hahaha.... wtf???

  • ok so she's afraid of coming out... why did she have to be sitting on the toilet all the time?

  • wow, just wow .... 2 years sitting on a toilet. must have been a horrible case of constipation.

  • she just like to do a blow job thats why she sat there for that long lol!!

  • Must have gave good head!

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  • 1 min - pee

    2 min - poop

    3 min- epic poop

    5 min- fap

    10 min - long fap

    20+ min - there is a problem, see a doctor

    1+ day - there is a problem, see a therapist

  • @illfordbaker It takes you five minutes to fap?

  • @illfordbaker

    u stole that u bastard!!

  • @jaffrey222 I am pretty sure I came up with it on my own, great (or dirty) mind think alike I suppose.

  • @illfordbaker fap? Whats a fap?

  • @TrustorBust716 another way of saying wank just sounds better lol

  • @TrustorBust716 masturbation. 

  • @illfordbaker but i take 15+ minutes poops every other day...

  • They had "normal" relationship otherwise? Her skin had grown around the toilet seat!

  • 0:43 I give that dude 5 stars for no cracking up xD

  • @OliandLili When you consider that it's NOT funny, but tragic, it's pretty easy to see how he did it.

  • wait....what?

  • i lol'd...damn poor people ^.^

  • so the women is afraid of her own husband... GET FIXED GURL

  • damn, that sucks man.