Bard's can be awesome. A bard with Dragonfire Inspiration, Song of the Heart, Words of Creation, Masterwork Wardrums, Vest of Legends, and Inspirational Boost is giving him and all his allies an extra 16d6 damage per attack. That stacks with the party rogue's 10d6 from sneak attack, so a hasted 20th level rogue with TWF is doing an average of 546 extra damage and a max of 936.
Those calculations could be off, since I'm exhausted, but I think it's right. Feel free to correct me.
That Jozan wasn't nearly fail enough, srsly every picture I see him in is him getting raped by something, but there wasn't enough "I'M THE FUCKIN SUN!" for my taste.
i totally agree on the hot comment but besides tat theres a couple things 1 there right bards are fuckin horrible but i love them but the guy wh says druids sux is an idiot i play 3.5 and they are so fuckin overpowered
for a d3 you use a d6. 1-2 is a 1, 3-4 is a 2, and 5-6 is a 3. You can't use d4-1 because that means that you have a greater chance of rolling a 1 than you do a 2 or a 3 (because you would do 1 damage 50% of the time) - you are weighting your own dice against you.
@cailleacbhuer Which is why small-sized rogues can still use, say, (small sized) shortswords (which deal 1d4) or, say CROSSBOWS! Heavy crossbow deals 1d10 for medium characters, 1d8 for small. Just get a damn H. repeating crossbow. Take Rapid Reload, Point Blank Shot.
"I said SNEAK ATTACK. BITCH!" -Haley, the best rogue ever.
Gimble, you makesit sound like no one apriciade bards, but thats not true.
My party respects me (ok, Lidda hits me all the time, but I'm used to it)
Bards are very helpfull, so don't give up.
signed:
Mialee, half-elf bard
PS: If Mialee (the wizard reads this: 1 I think it's kinda cool we have the same name
2: If someone in your group is annoying you, do the same thing as I do: use a small spell (like grease or something) on him/her/it/them/ you know what I mean
....and with any luck it will cause more than 3d6 damage....heh heh.A +5 keen penis of stabbing.......now THAT would be some bonuses right there.....LMAO CRITICAL HIT!!
My first time seeing the term "d3" I literally spent about 10 minutes thinking of what the heck that dice would like like...and then my DM said its they do it a d4 minus 1, I laughed at myself afterwards
Yeah, it may be a running joke, but if memory serves there is a book that DOES hold just about as many spells as any one wizard would know.Otherwise its a page per spell level per spell....Jesus...Time to prioritize....1- Get a life...-nods- 2 - Move out of moms basement....well, first things first.
aww dude i play a bard and i kick ass, my group is helpless without me, especially since our cleric tripped his fat ass off a 200 ft ledge, he failed a DC 8 balance check I mean what the hell man.
Also i kick even more ass now that I have become a Vampire, DOMINATE FTW!!!
um, one question, Where the hell were these girls when I was playing!!?!!?! This is bullshit, all we had in my group were plain jane's in pony tails and Scorpions t-shirts!
XD this is awesome, I just loved the bard and the rogue =D oh, and by the way, magic missile is not useless anymore in the 4.0 version lol =P even if to me it's not the best version thought
oh also if no one's sleeping with the bard... you ain't playing the bard right! Bard's are kick ass unless your GM is a fool who omits roleplaying, and without roleplaying you may as well be playing an MMO
Well, don't worry about it, i've been doing this stuff for years and i still don't get all the rules. That was just my "opportunity to shine" and i took it.. :D
After playing a Fanatical Cleric (create God Water is amazing) and now playing a bard (and realizing that they have NO killing power) I can say this is an awesome vid.
bards are vary usefull the buff there team mates and debuff the enemy so splicer beats are no threat to wizerd any more and they make money just for singing. if there lunky there get a harp or other indtrument of killing witch only the can use. but sneak attacks still rock celrics don't like so much beside there healing point of awsomeness but i can care less of the wersip gods unless they give you + 20 to anything. wizerds suck at low levels bet come higher levels all hell breaks loose to will.
If played correctly Druids can be ridiculously powerful. Decent weapon choices, fairly though, a lot of class abilities, and a pretty good selection of spells. Not much to dislike.
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readbeforejudging 1 week ago
Sneak attack girl is CUTE...and also funny. funny stuff guys!
Acquiescence80 4 weeks ago in playlist The D&D PHB PSAs
FIFTY OF THEM! IN WAVES!
Pureferret 4 weeks ago
the 2 girls were funny.
MrPatCurran 2 months ago
Liddas Hot!!!
j0sephiroth 3 months ago 2
I miss these
timmysquidfingers 4 months ago
Mialee <3
NaseruTheCleric 5 months ago
the wizard reminds me of Tapanga...
angelusdemorte3 5 months ago
Lidda & Mialee need to do a girl on girl show, and Lidda can do a strap-on sneak attack on Mialee...
KorumEmrys 5 months ago 3
I was totally readying-vs-approach for a SNEAK ATTACK after/within the credits; I can't believe I wasted an entire turn, fuckin' rogues.
Suiton1 5 months ago 2
The Asian girl hates tentacles... To easy to say something bad... ;)
cabaldraconi 6 months ago 4
Hello, I'm a book and toda - SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
A book was talking. Why didn't I see it coming.
tyro244 6 months ago 2
Bard's can be awesome. A bard with Dragonfire Inspiration, Song of the Heart, Words of Creation, Masterwork Wardrums, Vest of Legends, and Inspirational Boost is giving him and all his allies an extra 16d6 damage per attack. That stacks with the party rogue's 10d6 from sneak attack, so a hasted 20th level rogue with TWF is doing an average of 546 extra damage and a max of 936.
Those calculations could be off, since I'm exhausted, but I think it's right. Feel free to correct me.
TheGantrithor 6 months ago
rofl hell yeah fun atack or was it sneak atack hehe gj folks i love ye
Drachenfeuer777 7 months ago
I just want to say how awesome these are and hope more will be coming soon.
Oh, and...
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Keryth987 7 months ago in playlist Fun
Press 6!
Plopkap 10 months ago
HahHhHhhHh LONG LIVE THE NERD AND GEEK
cloudnobody 11 months ago
got old half way through...
Vikingslayer9 11 months ago
@Vikingslayer9 - so did your mom, when I was fucking her.
atari67 8 months ago in playlist Dungeons and dragons
"Don't do it" is one word in Persian too: Nakonid!
IronGums 1 year ago
sorcerer all the way :)
xtreme0ride 1 year ago
Clangeddin Silverbeard is the only true God.
deworeg 1 year ago
pelor's a fag!
magwaaf 1 year ago 2
Everyone knows that there is only one true god and that is Moradin.
hobbitsarecool 1 year ago
Druids Rule
DuvelmanxD 1 year ago 2
Mialee has more problems than I thought... guess she should have put more points in Wisdom...
Zoisite14 1 year ago
Just for you Lidda: giantitp.com/comics/oots0745.html
DigitalDaemon 1 year ago
magic missile is not useless
Bjornvarr 1 year ago
SNEAK ATTACK!
Reggomenra 1 year ago
Why can't I find gamers like this to play with.
tabletopwarrior 1 year ago
That Jozan wasn't nearly fail enough, srsly every picture I see him in is him getting raped by something, but there wasn't enough "I'M THE FUCKIN SUN!" for my taste.
popertop 1 year ago
Classic-style goodness.
RoppFTW 1 year ago
cleric is jealous of the druids abilities.
karn33333 1 year ago
I'd get seriously Doctor Bukkakke on her face....I so would. Asian girls just don't look right without a face full of man-fat. ;)
slitheen 1 year ago
this reminds me of my current D&D group a little too much. Last time we played everyone got way too carried away.
cheezweezer 1 year ago
Mialee is Elven! Pat attention!
cataclysm108 1 year ago
Sneack Attack is the only thing that separates rogues... from bards.
MrIcePho3nix 1 year ago
lol mialee is hilariuos
sykomaster 1 year ago
SNEAK ATTACK!
ChrisOrErik 1 year ago 2
I worship, Vecna?
And I'm not sure if she's Blasian or not, maybe islander?
TheRavenEclipse 1 year ago
I'd want to see the halfling and the gnome get it on...and then, like, the halfling sneak attack his ballz or something. Gnome scrotum
warf0rged 1 year ago
bring it, scruffy! mega-lol
Disorganizer 1 year ago
The Blasian chick is cute.
NoDropLS 1 year ago
she not blasian
aznelf13 1 year ago
lol ya she is
NoDropLS 1 year ago
SNEAK ATTACK!
redsantiago 1 year ago
I laughed... but yeah... they dont know their stuff.
Bards are incredibly useful classes. ( if your cool with not killing but being crowd control)
and magic missle is incredible :D
ogias 2 years ago
It's been a while since I first checked this clip out, but I always return for...
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Lidda / Holly Sowlles quickly gets me ROTFLMAO every time.
Thanks, Holly for "attacking" this project with such gusto. :-D
tyro244 2 years ago
@tyro244 You sir, are most welcome!
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capndax 2 years ago
......Its rather obvious that they don't know what the hell they are talking about.
JohnRaines 2 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Keryth987 2 years ago
i totally agree on the hot comment but besides tat theres a couple things 1 there right bards are fuckin horrible but i love them but the guy wh says druids sux is an idiot i play 3.5 and they are so fuckin overpowered
Gutts1993 2 years ago
Why do I wanna correct the Cleric of Pelor that Wee Jas is female. >_>
TheSkizz89 2 years ago
Who knew you could glean so much humor from one book. :D
JoeSomebody2 2 years ago
these are by far the hottest non animated females i ever saw in reference to role playing games.
hallo girs how are YOU doing?
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ruined my day again .....fuckin jews
QuigleyProductions 2 years ago
I sing from the heart damn it!! ^^
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ROGUES ARE BARDS WITH NOT SPELLS
sevenaya 2 years ago
Read my comment...
SNEAK ATTACK
FwippDeathspeeder 2 years ago 40
for a d3 you use a d6. 1-2 is a 1, 3-4 is a 2, and 5-6 is a 3. You can't use d4-1 because that means that you have a greater chance of rolling a 1 than you do a 2 or a 3 (because you would do 1 damage 50% of the time) - you are weighting your own dice against you.
cailleacbhuer 2 years ago 12
@cailleacbhuer
or you buy a d3, it just has rounded edges.
Armstrongo 1 year ago
@cailleacbhuer Or you can roll a 1d4 and re-roll a 4.
russtops 1 year ago
@cailleacbhuer Which is why small-sized rogues can still use, say, (small sized) shortswords (which deal 1d4) or, say CROSSBOWS! Heavy crossbow deals 1d10 for medium characters, 1d8 for small. Just get a damn H. repeating crossbow. Take Rapid Reload, Point Blank Shot.
"I said SNEAK ATTACK. BITCH!" -Haley, the best rogue ever.
yuuno3ownZ 1 year ago
@cailleacbhuer or you could by a d3.
kaineswiftblade 8 months ago
@cailleacbhuer or you could use a real D3
SaintDracula07 1 month ago
@cailleacbhuer Amateur. For a D3 you use a goddamn D3.
thorvindr 2 weeks ago
Bards Rule!
WulfgarBloodangel 2 years ago
1:54 "...helloooo...?" XD
SatyreIkon 2 years ago
If I had confidence........
morrowindwaytoomuch 2 years ago
lol fucking full of fail gnome bard.
KrisMTL 2 years ago
Everyone was awesome sans the gnome bard.
Telegmo 2 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK !!!!!!!!!!
TheTerzula 2 years ago
Druids so don't suck XD they rock..need to be good to play um well
techyelemental 2 years ago
Damn she's hot! Gamer chicks like that don't really exist do they? Maybe on another plane of existence?
sshatchell 2 years ago
half my party are female, and hot as hell. Perhaps I'm on another plane of existence to you.
indyguy101 2 years ago
im gonna kill vecna right after i kill orcus
bigpie1292 2 years ago
I wonder what those guys took...
Katzentatze 2 years ago
Heh, weak bards...
12d4+192d6+192+12*cha is weak? Alrighty then...
sofawall 2 years ago
Lidda, please don't make it sound like you hate/ don't like bards.
Without people like us, you hardly do damage. When we sing, you CAN do GOOD damage
ldthegirl 2 years ago
Gimble, you makesit sound like no one apriciade bards, but thats not true.
My party respects me (ok, Lidda hits me all the time, but I'm used to it)
Bards are very helpfull, so don't give up.
signed:
Mialee, half-elf bard
PS: If Mialee (the wizard reads this: 1 I think it's kinda cool we have the same name
2: If someone in your group is annoying you, do the same thing as I do: use a small spell (like grease or something) on him/her/it/them/ you know what I mean
ldthegirl 2 years ago
I want to talk to the girl at 2:14 about sneak sex...
raphaeli1974 2 years ago
surprise buttsex!
brandonklogan 2 years ago
....and with any luck it will cause more than 3d6 damage....heh heh.A +5 keen penis of stabbing.......now THAT would be some bonuses right there.....LMAO CRITICAL HIT!!
SirBrightbud 2 years ago
1 d3 damage?
Nubtamer 2 years ago
you roll d6 for your d3 damages
1,2=1
3,4=2
5,6=3
same applies for d5. you use d10
gunttoo 2 years ago
unless you have a six sided d3 :)
skirmet01 2 years ago
For a d3? why don't you just use a d4 and subtract 1, and if your roll a one, you just deal 1 damage.
KingCaboose 2 years ago
*shrug*
I 'unno.. didn't make up the rules of d3 but that idea also works
gunttoo 2 years ago
makes sense either way, XD
My first time seeing the term "d3" I literally spent about 10 minutes thinking of what the heck that dice would like like...and then my DM said its they do it a d4 minus 1, I laughed at myself afterwards
KingCaboose 2 years ago
lol his power lvl is over 9000.....Sneak Attack
lordrahXephon 2 years ago
A creative WHAT production. Piss? =D
mystic0difference 2 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
stingchameleon7 2 years ago
what is that book at 0:11 ?
DonHoraldo 2 years ago
It's Mialee's wizard spellbook. It's a running joke that wizards can fit as many spells as they want in the spellbooks.
Sedracus 2 years ago
I meant really.
DonHoraldo 2 years ago
Could be a bible, families used to own just the one for the household and it was basically built to last.
Paldasan 2 years ago
Yeah, it may be a running joke, but if memory serves there is a book that DOES hold just about as many spells as any one wizard would know.Otherwise its a page per spell level per spell....Jesus...Time to prioritize....1- Get a life...-nods- 2 - Move out of moms basement....well, first things first.
SirBrightbud 2 years ago
I inspire confidence
I wish I had confidence
the best part :)
Swizy86 2 years ago
Mmmmm....Hot woman saying "Minotaur"...I'm in heaven.
MARSHOMEWORLD 2 years ago
aww dude i play a bard and i kick ass, my group is helpless without me, especially since our cleric tripped his fat ass off a 200 ft ledge, he failed a DC 8 balance check I mean what the hell man.
Also i kick even more ass now that I have become a Vampire, DOMINATE FTW!!!
succundo 2 years ago
OMG!
LOL
I play a half-elf bard, also called mialee and the halfling rouge lidda who I know is hyperactive and wants to hit me 'cause I can be annoying
dollikid 2 years ago
No one wants to hear about gimble...
konradlackspear 2 years ago
Mailee ur hot
xchrisx135 2 years ago
uh?
godlydrmr 2 years ago
holy fuckin shit SNEAK ATTACK!!
bhuntin7061 2 years ago
MAGIC MISSILE!!!!
Shinpachi222 2 years ago
um, one question, Where the hell were these girls when I was playing!!?!!?! This is bullshit, all we had in my group were plain jane's in pony tails and Scorpions t-shirts!
jharrod123 2 years ago
Mialee's face expression at 4:04... wow... so mean and sexy! XP
KillerMCD 2 years ago
Silly
ShayanImmior 2 years ago
Awesome! poptart rules! or as he calls himself is these videos, Corey Standley. Why would he use a fake name ?
kiltcult3170 2 years ago
Haha, nice. Also, 'Jozan' is hot.
Airemix 2 years ago
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serloras24 2 years ago
thanks! that made my day. unless, you were saying that he is hot because he worships the sun.
-kyle/jozan
serloras24 2 years ago
mmmmmmmm halfling rogue drooooool
adv1k 2 years ago
Sneak Attack!!!!!
Sneak Attack!!!!!
Sneak Attack!!!!!
stainless3614 2 years ago
XD this is awesome, I just loved the bard and the rogue =D oh, and by the way, magic missile is not useless anymore in the 4.0 version lol =P even if to me it's not the best version thought
hunajakuu 2 years ago
Rogues pwn you in the face. Nuf said.
Feistystance 2 years ago
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releasetheweasel 2 years ago
i never want to hear 'sneak attack' anymore! ^^
Salubri1986 2 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK.
She's my cousin.
AnasaziTribal 2 years ago
Dude, your cousin is hot
releasetheweasel 2 years ago 2
SNEAK ATTACK!!
SniperStoleMyCoke 2 years ago
lol, nice. Go go sneak attack
sibbechai 2 years ago
Ha! SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
PolesitterPictures 2 years ago
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bldfr5 2 years ago
I hate displacer beasts. They ruin the world
f1fan65 2 years ago
Lidda is hot, I want Lidda, she should come over and role play with me, I'm a sorcerer with 18 charisma! ;)
Slit518 2 years ago
bum Palor, Rallaster for the win :P
MortHarlequin 2 years ago
...I wonder if Kord is acceptable easy to pronounce as it is and all
Alysander 2 years ago
kord is the god of tiny pants ^^
MortHarlequin 2 years ago
Vecna-worship is NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Such is the WILL OF HEXTOR!
GenericSobriquet 2 years ago
LOVE the bard. He's hilarious.
crescentsorrow 2 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK!
Vinnymonster2 3 years ago
I would just like to say that I found this a great diversion to my day and I'm glad that I enjoyed it so -SNEAK ATTACK!!-
LeviathanVII 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA!! SNEAK ATTACK!! ROFL
IronBunny 3 years ago
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ChupacShaker 3 years ago 5
lidda was too cute. damn i'm bored.
neirfane 3 years ago
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retarded
creationofself 3 years ago
Why can't the women around here look like that and game?!?
JuggyFWB 3 years ago 3
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the sneak attack girl is STUPID
msowlles10 3 years ago
LOL bards in 3rd are really good actually, made very many armies and was able to overpower waves of draconics :P
poodip18 3 years ago
Magic Missile is useless! USELESS!!!! XD
BloodDemon293846 3 years ago 2
Why do I keep looking at her breasts?
vanfanel150 3 years ago 3
Cause their really nice breasts?
Lostfaith1980 2 years ago 2
I guess you can consider it a rhetorical question :)
vanfanel150 2 years ago
Lidda we need a rogue.... i'm sure u r the best ever!!!!! :)
19paladin77 3 years ago
Gimble, I'm your biggest fan! Will you sign my dice bag?
Kazuhiro808 3 years ago
Well I for one enjoyed this video and thi- SNEAK ATTACK!
TtheWriter 3 years ago
i love the sneak attacks! and the tentacle girl, gimble was odd, tho
fivefooteightust 3 years ago
Hello I'm a boo and todSNEAK ATACK!
Alexeiyeah 3 years ago
I think this is the best vidSNEAK ATTACK!
brainfreezeandice 3 years ago
Faust told me to.
lilsphiinx90 3 years ago
Sneak attack!
JackDigital 3 years ago 2
Poor! Watch the gamers!
mergelb 3 years ago
oh also if no one's sleeping with the bard... you ain't playing the bard right! Bard's are kick ass unless your GM is a fool who omits roleplaying, and without roleplaying you may as well be playing an MMO
ReiSilver 3 years ago
So help me paylor lmao
ZomgJiggles 3 years ago
"If your party puts you on watch, you have like, a fifty-fifty chance of being jumped by a displacer beast! Or like..FIFTY OF THEM!!! IN WAVES!!"
"One word of advice for traveling through displacer beast territory...don't do it."
"That's uh, not one word."
-scoff- "It is in ELVEN."
"Them things got tentacles comin' out o' their backs. And they will slap the HELL out of you with them!!"
"Uhhh...tentacles...scary! DISPLACER BEASTS!!!"
-fall-
<3
Rocketlauncher111 3 years ago
Kuncho is Japanese for Sneak attack
dlarso11 3 years ago
'hello I'm a book and today-SNEAK ATTACK!'
love ^^
ReiSilver 3 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK!
missedwithtruestrike 3 years ago
2:33... wtf? there's no d3.
BonelessPanic 3 years ago
Yes there is. You roll a d6 and halve the result. NOOB! :D
EvilJukka 3 years ago
Yeah I am a noob, only been playing maybe 4 months but I like it.
BonelessPanic 3 years ago
Well, don't worry about it, i've been doing this stuff for years and i still don't get all the rules. That was just my "opportunity to shine" and i took it.. :D
EvilJukka 3 years ago
lol bards suck
anfromanx 3 years ago
I don't mean to be rude, but Mialee's hot and Lidda's too. ;-)
KlausGidierreitalia 3 years ago
After playing a Fanatical Cleric (create God Water is amazing) and now playing a bard (and realizing that they have NO killing power) I can say this is an awesome vid.
Machimachina 3 years ago
Bard = Greatest wingman ever!
youngdragon32 3 years ago
bards are vary usefull the buff there team mates and debuff the enemy so splicer beats are no threat to wizerd any more and they make money just for singing. if there lunky there get a harp or other indtrument of killing witch only the can use. but sneak attacks still rock celrics don't like so much beside there healing point of awsomeness but i can care less of the wersip gods unless they give you + 20 to anything. wizerds suck at low levels bet come higher levels all hell breaks loose to will.
AssassinX97 3 years ago
bards are useless i will stab them (but then mabye i hate them cause a guy i hate in the group is a bard and he never shuts up)
mikanac 3 years ago
SNeak attack! MWAH BRILLIANT. And Gimble... he RULES
Nvme37981 3 years ago 2
CLERICS, HELL YEAH!!!!!!
sevenaya 3 years ago
no no it's clitoris, hell yeah!
crunchbite22 3 years ago
love the gimble
runic13 3 years ago
just as good as part 2 (saw that vid first).
hilarious. you guys rule!
VS
HighPriestSatanis 3 years ago
I'm gonna come out and say what everyone else is thinking. :] Girls who play D&D are hot, and the girls in these videos embody this fact perfectly.
crunchbite22 3 years ago 7
Wee jas is a She, not a he. Just thought I'd bring that....
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Keryth987 3 years ago 2
druids dont suck as long as you got bug swarm or heat metal and you got someone to tank them then your really helpfull
Remred001 3 years ago
If played correctly Druids can be ridiculously powerful. Decent weapon choices, fairly though, a lot of class abilities, and a pretty good selection of spells. Not much to dislike.
Drowmerc 3 years ago
Drowmerc, no kidding right... I mean, druid's thunderstorm spell... C'mon... It even functions underground for cryin' out loud!
youngdragon32 3 years ago
hello im a book and toda...sneak attack!
pbk2234 3 years ago
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okay, this is a PSA, but what happened with all the other ones, they're not PSAs.
Willaward89 3 years ago