Excel 95 - Hall of Tortured Souls Easter Egg

[porco63]

QUAL O NOME DE MÚSICA?! ME PARECE DO GRAVE DIGGER

[emiselos]

Ptm esta bn pinche rápido xD

[emiselos]

NO FUNCIONA EL TRUCO Xd

[carlosroberto366]

oh I forgot to mention he demanded another try but this time he would watch it and I did it again ... it was so funny

[a0001521]

Microsoft's attempt to make a doom look-alike game

[WildOnesH4ck]

666 <<< asshole !

[Matheusnightwish]

Belo video brother....Parabéns

Esse Easter Egg continua existindo nas novas versões do aplicativo ?

[TheZatzke]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS!!!!!!!

[danguafer]

Estou naquelas noites que acho tudo engraçado. A tradução foi foda :x

[HellJustFroze]

And I thought I was an unskilled WAD maker.

[rocketman221projects]

This explains my microsoft programs are always so bloated!

[Mistiestblue]

I wonder if the graphics have improved in Excel 2010

[RicardoGadelha]

Retards... that is Portuguese, not spanish. Do some little research before posting bullshit. But i forgot, in your culture you only learn about yourself, not the big diversity we have in our planet.

[TheRandomGuyify]

@RicardoGadelha Dude, chill out (Oh god did I really just type that?). Noy everbody can see the difference between Prtugese and Spanish, expecially since there are so many different types of Spanish. Could you spot the difference between the various African languages? Or between different Chinese dialects? There is absolutely no reason to respond like that. Did your day suck or something? Don't take your bad mood out on the internet, It makes you look like a ten-year-old.

[TheSantaKruz]

@RicardoGadelha

All ignorant Americans man, they're all retards.

[leiladianaful]

what is the name of the song playing?

[yamimetal94]

@leiladianaful burn in hell - judas priest :DD awesome song

[ernestojunior14]

que doideira.



[Anonimo16378]

Mom: Are you making that graphic for school?

Me: Yeah... mom, on excel 95...

[neocornio]

the song is BURN INHELL de JUDAS priest

[sabrinacarao]

O_o!

[326vincent]

the worst game after of Justin bieber: the video game

[ItsOver9000and10]

Not safe for work?

[xIVeNgAnCeIx]

Can i do it on vista, stupid question

[syahirSQRT2]

@xIVeNgAnCeIx of course you can (if you have office 95, of course!)

[666ThaScarecro666]

this songs tight.

[KhaymanHence666]

i went and looked for a video like this but in english

[negative1ons]

Doom tribute Ftw!

[XaneCorpProductions]

@negative1ons Also, after typing in "excelkfa", the room resembles the E1M1 slime trail path! :D

[Marcel000000]

Gostei da Musica!

Judas Priest Rocks!!!!

[anacsadder]

I'm glad there's a video of this. My friend showed it to me back in '95, and I was feeling nostalgic today XD

[36Repito36]

I wonder how they discovered this...

[36Repito36]

@hippiechik95 I'm brazilian and I can read Portuguese and English (:

[SiliconBong]

You're beautiful, 36Repito36

[SillyLitleGirl]

@TubedUp909Zombified Hey! Give me thumbs up if you're sent here from a well-known website! I want attention! Hey! HEY! Are you looking at me yet? Am I in the top comments yet?

[EpicFishFingers]

@SillyLitleGirl Win

[StopSomething]

@SillyLitleGirl couldn't do it the first time? lol

[SillyLitleGirl]

Hey! Give me thumbs up if you're sent here from a well-known website! I want attention! Hey! HEY! Are you looking at me yet? Am I in the top comments yet?

[scarface8748]

muito loca essa musica, qual é o nome?

[hippiechik95]

Damn, I wish I could read Portuguese. Then I could understand what this guy's saying...

[Lucpant]

@hippiechik95 In the Description, he's saying "Many people began to say that Bill Gates was antichrist because of this game, but actually is just a game that shows the developers. The names and photos you have in this room of the game are the developers of the program, consequently means that they worked very hard to create the microsoft office, that's why they were "tortured" (Hall of Tortuted Souls).

Well, I tried to translate, maybe this will help you to understand what he is saying. lol

[thenewmop12100]

Thumbs up tomKTW sent you here

[nachoguy5]

So the boys at Microsoft decided to make their credits in a humourous and creative manner...

[swrebster666]

hahah eu joguei isso ja quando tinha o 95 num tem nada de interesante nem arma nem porra nenhuma é so andar mesmo assim so tem 1 faze ridicula isso é coisa de programador atoa kkkkkk

[LaurenInTheLight]

My friend told me about this. I totally didn't believe him until I watched this.

[zombiekiller2247]

Now I know what to do but were do u get excel 95

[clauditorium]

@Garberd Thanks for making us feel that pain with your horrible spelling.

[gentlemortal]

thank you cracked :D



[kawatzaki]

@Garberd the bieble says that the knights of the hell should convence us from don't acuse the beast, so you are a knight... (just joking xD)

[Progapanda]

Inside a square, really? Where are you from, the Flatland?

[TheBboyunix]

why calling it HALL OF TORTURED SOULS all you find at the end are those pictures from the staff (THEY ARE THE TORTURED SOULS) they didnt wanted to programe EXEL they wanted to be videogames programers.

[cossima225]

why was that done in spanish?the guy who wrote it doesn't know the language.every single word is typed wrong.

[borico62]

@cossima225 It's Portuguese, not Spanish.

[DaChubu]

@cossima225 ROFLMAO "every single word is typed wrong" cuz its PORTUGUESE not spanish LOL

[darthmelkor2]

@cossima225 It's portuguese, not spanish... and its not "straight" portuguese, he uses a lot of slangs...

[nessisasquid]

@cossima225 Romance languages can look alike '~' It might not be spanish at all.

[NitroPunksMightHeads]

Where can we download Excel 95? I wanna try this! :D

[xxanilxx08xx]

umm, WHAT THE HELL??

[pancakewafflebacon]

dear microsoft... WTF is wrong with you??

[YoshiTheBlue]

Look at those bastards. Watching you. JUDGING YOU.

[poexz]

I wish I had known about this the year before in high school.

It would have had so many "what the hell"s.

[colepalm]

@TubedUp909Zombified although I have heard of it when I was younger, and frankly laid off because the shit freaked me out

[eskimodude812]

@TubedUp909Zombified lol, i LOVE cracked.com

[hahakoolkat]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I DOWNLOAD EXCEL 95!!?!?!?

[n00bzorman]

This looks like a very early demo for the original doom. It looks just like the first level.

[Roflofl129]

looks like you need to install a newer version of directx LOLOLOLOL

[YellowYoshi398]

Haha, I remember when I had excel 95 I couldn't make it across the bridge but I somehow figured out how to get out of the building. :P

[SayNoToTheism]

@TubedUp909Zombified Nobody cares. At all.

[AtlantaFalcons89]

CRRRRRRRRRRRRACKD

[Nazrat84]

The joke is that developing this shit was hell

[secobi]

@Nazrat84 I'm pretty sure the joke is they actually sold their souls to the Microsoft corporation instead of pursuing their dreams of becoming game developers, but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night...

[Nazrat84]

@secobi Proove it

[vaibanez17]

Am I the only one who realizes that this riff completely rips off Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath???

[bobdylan23220]

@vaibanez17 Yes, you're the only one who realizes that.

[chrisfur2]

i liked this cuz of judas priest :D

[gaje90]

Holy crap that's cool and crazy.

[SlyDevil13]

That bridge looks like the same bridge you cross to get to Tavion in the final level of Jedi Academy.

[yeahforizzle]

lol

awesome...

[MultiDarklover]

EXCELKFA? XD XD XD

doom much?

[tweetyaja]

0:31 The box said "for Windows 95" but you're using Windows XP

[decovslampard]

much better than call of duty with guns

[a120068020]

Excel 95 was available on floppy disks! It's amazing they got this in without someone from high (BG himself?) stopping it!

[a120068020]

@a120068020 At least I THINK it was, excel 5 (the previous version) surely was, as was Word 6. Windows 95 was available on floppys too, but can't seem to confirm if Excel 95 was CD only or not...

[MalbenHead]

As if... Steve Jobs is GOD!

[biianka26]

Fodááááááááástico!

[dudi619]

reminds me doom 1

[SammEater]

LOL, eu me lembro das lendas urbanas, mas eu sempre desconfiei que era uma brincadeira dos programadores. :P

[bruninho010896]

ta amarrado esse excel

[ChrissyCurves]

COOL

[XareSoft]

this music=shit

[joshbolthouse]

thats stupid but really creepy

[krater97]

speak english u retards

[GigaCaptainOlimar]

@krater97 You stupid fuck. Did you even pay a bit attention to the video? The guy who made it speaks Spanish, so of fucking course the commenters are going to be Spanish.

[78locomocion]

@GigaCaptainOlimar is portuguese

[vash47]

@GigaCaptainOlimar It's not spanish.

[GigaCaptainOlimar]

@vash47 Yes, thank you for responding to me with the exact same information that somebody else already did 3 weeks ago.

[78locomocion]

@krater97 speak portuguese asswipe

[kazimann]

@krater97 Fucking tool.

[sovkhan]

com que finalidade alguem ia ter o trabalho de esconder um jogo dentro de um programa ? cabuloso

[JfRetro]

The perfect excuse for playing Doom in school.

[fabiojaum]

muito foda isso. O que será que tem por tras disso? Rsrs

[albeanmagz19]

Brings back memories:)

[Headcrabman99]

DOOM

[variadas14]

esse jogo naum tem nenhum objetivo???

[DoobieDude56]

fuck man, this should be the music video for this song.

nice vid :)

[mrbigmouth502]

wait, is the framerate on that game really that bad, or is it just the video?

[Mustaine]

massa... sabia disso faz tempo, mas nunca lembrei de fazer então resolvi ver o vídeo hehe, nem e tão assustador quanto diziam na época...

[marianapereira]

aaah sempre quis saber se era verdade, mas nunca tinha como testar =]

[TheKuchisakeOnna]

i just read this story in a book 0_0 thats so weird i wish my school had this version.

[tonyfafushnick]

@TheKuchisakeOnna baby on the car roof?

[TheKuchisakeOnna]

@tonyfafushnick very funny

[lilunderscorejunebug]

If you put in EXCELKFA exactly how I put it to a blank wall, something awesome happens.

[darknesseven]

hola amigo oye una pregunta como se llama la cancion oh el grupo ke toka en este video porke la rola esta muy chida y me gustaria saver como se llama para descargarla porfa espero ke me puedas decir kien es gracias saludos. and good video

[PainlessTragedy]

how did you find this!!!!

[PainlessTragedy]

It's Bill Gates he's the Antichrist, Least I think I've cracked the code before I seen this video.

[coincident]

I had heard of this before, and I always thought it was an urban legend...

But it is real after all!

:O

[VideoUploaderTester]

Is it some hidden shit or something?

[jorgep65]

é tudo mentira no meu n da pra faser isso

[9856359]

@jorgep65 tens que ter o excel 95 dãaaaa

[hayabusarocks]

.....?

[PacMani]

runs too fast for me T_T

[jhcerqueira]

Fucking useless game !

The guys who work for Bill Gates must be, indeed, torured souls.

[BlogDoYgor]

:o

MEDOOOO

[MRxLOKI]

The Cake Is A Lie

[zprostreet]

i thought there was some more creepy things inside this xD

[Pan3405]

Sooooo idiot!!

[pack864]

ha mamadas... smn illuminatti....mejor dejen de hablar y poner jaladas en el mundo habemos de todo.. mejor acerqense a la realidad despertemos....

[matheus1cia]

Qual eh a o nome da música, mto phoda! parece ser do Manowar num eh? vlw

[marcelozzy]

Judas Priest - Burn In Hell

[pianoman74]

@marcelozzy Funny, sounds totally 90's Metallica to me.

[greenheadjoe]

Wow. This is one very elaborately made easter egg.

I expect another euphoric 3D first person shooter like this complete with weapons and monsters in Excel 2012.

[zoah555]

meu amigo disse q era 1 jogo demoniaco, ai eu vim procurar ~~ me decepcionei ...

[ZoMfgRoflMaoLOL]

Microsoft is so fucked up.

[Ruanillusion]

Eh uma cilada bino !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shoromotokonuia2]

O Adianu Ta Me Ouvindu ?

[Tenkagethewise]

I thought this was an urban legend, well I guess I was wrong

[Alex7alpha]

Sala das Almas Torturadas.. algo como um "arduo" trabalho da Microsoft que pra os programadores foi considerado como uma tortura...

Mas mais torturados mesmo.. fomos nós por usar um sistema que era cheio de travamentos, bugs e incompatibilidades, erros, telas azuis da morte, etc.. rsrsrs.. isso era uma tortura para os usuários dos softwares hausha.. fazendo algumas pessoas enlouquecerem, etc..

PS: O gráfico daquele jogo parece ser de 16bits, por aí..

[rxre333]

como se lllama la cancion?

[cory6366]

this is crazy!!

[murderzin]

No ano em que foi lançado o Windows 95 a Microsoft quis promover a utilização desse sistema operacional e foi 'forçada' a criar uma versão do DOOM compatível com o Windows 95, tendo em vista isso, os programadores acabaram fazendo esse Easter Egg baseado na experiência que tiveram ao fazer o port do DOOM para o Windows 95. Essa é a história real.

[Tore380]

O.o

[MultiErus]

ESSA VAI PARA O IDIOTA DO

Stereokromatik SE OS EVANGELICOS SÃO IDIOTAS POR ACREDITAR EM DEUS VC VAI PARA O IINFERNO ENTÃO ?

[pindukaranha]

akelas mancha na parede tem 666 delas :X eu ja contei

[Jokaio]

@pindukaranha aham claudia senta lá

[GeeGeeinblack]

Judas priest Burn in hell, COOL.

[Stereokromatik]

Qualquer um que trabalhasse na programação deste software, seria uma alma torturada ehehhehe nao tem nada de 666 nisso ai como os evangelicos malucos comentam.

[lirikal25]

This is stupid:|

[LucasGaara8]

Não é fake!!!

É verdade,podem ver no Microsoft Excel 95

Tudo certo!

[bmxer193]

@LucasGaara8

no, its real

[tetavo]

wow, so the hall of tortured souls is the list of programmers :)

[akidaboy]

and i am a cake... [2]

[renatomak]

hhahahahahahahh

[MO7dt]

Bill gates, once the richest man in the world, 33rd degree freemason!

[akidaboy]

Yes, of course he is. Nobody can be rich without the masonary help, huh? come on!

[olgaenvivo]

just a few can be rich withot that

[UberUberLeet91]

MO7dt, a tin-foil hat wearer, 33rd degree nutjob!

[renatomak]

and i am a cake...

[SpicedHammers]

@renatomak are you a lie?

[corjoth]

@renatomak YOU LIE!!!!!!

[IAmHugosBoss]

I remember trying to do this as a kid a looong time ago. I couldn't make it work. I thought it was just a hoax..until now. lol.

[rematchsixsix]

Got to be kidding me...I read this in 2001, and just remembered it a few minutes ago.

I was told it was some crazy evil shit -.- lol...

[IdRatherBeANinja]

yeah, i was reading an uban legend book, and it had this in it, so i looked it up, thee is suposed to be a secret room, when you type in something, and a "terrible secret" is told to you/

[fmcco1]

whats the secret?

[crazyian101]

yeah i read a book a bout it too it said "a terrible secret will be revealed"!

[doom955]

nice men but

you now what in the letters are the credts?

thats are the credits and the picture i supose be the most important man from the credits XD

and onli made that program for the credits

all right 5/5 the video

[perroborrego]

"Burn in hell" by Judas Priest

[Steven89444]

POLYBIUS!!!! (???) :P!

[inquisidt]

como se llama la cancion

[DoobieDude56]

that song was fuckin sweet! what was it and who sings it?

[xavier6ki]

gracias por el secreto

[Canalsuper3]

hola a todos, en México en la Facultad de Economía de la UNAM, en Ciudad Universitaria, alrededor de los años 2002 y 2003, en un invernadero que hay en la Biblioteca "Enrique González Aparicio", pusieron unas computadoras viejas con windows 95; una vez que mi amigo Elvis y yo fuimos precisamente a jugar este juego misterioso, y sí precisamente, vimos todo lo que hay en este video, luego mandaron una presentación de power point donde se dice que Bill Gates es el anticristo

[Killerhackpas]

Vídeo muito bem feito, realmente muita gente acha que Bill Gates é anti cristo, mas nada a ver, é só um easter egg, ou seja um programa escondido dentro de outro.

[FrozenAnarchy]

por que ponen este en la programa?

[yugoth555]

muy al estilo de la compañia ID de los hermanos karmack , BURN IN HELL !!!

[inquisidt]

devio ser una broma