LEET Lessons: Halo 3 (Strategy, Tricks & Tips)

[spangzalee]

wow horable tips i cant believe u left out the easiest tip for dogging vehicles JUMPING!!!!!

[mBrooks95]

Hi. I'm Josh Butterballs...

[dj11207]

Why do you people keep hitting dislike? Cuz he called you noobs? Does it hurt your feelings? Damn man this stuff's hilarious and clever. You guys don't have to get all touchy about it.

[milesodanglers]

LMFAO RASPBERRY TART FRUITCAKES!

[imSubside]

this is common sense the kid who made this is 5 and sucks at halo and should stop playing or trying to teach -_-

[sanchezlover207]

y this dude a ass hole?



[zimfan20]

3:39 turn a sharp right,except he turned left faggot

[alfredo6243]

this video is annoying and very stupid everybody give thumbs DOWN!

[678jayden]

0:01

[Guhjkl4]

@678jayden

Why u put that?

[Tawhguy]

Why the hell would you not just jump and throw a grenade if a vehicle was comng toward you

[nameuunavailable]

Fanboys make me laugh, mostly Xbox fanboys, but the PS3 ones still get me, even after I owned a PS3 for 2 years then got an xbox, haven't touched my PS3 since :P (that is, until infamous 2 comes out)

[helloimclaudio]

Stop fucken saying that the strategies are obvious. For people who just started playing, they can find these tips very useful.

[DFisher2123]

584 people missed the dislike button

[MrKingofu]

maybe if u haven't played halo this would be helpful

Can someone please say that these are actually fake!

[MrHolabogalog]

@MrKingofu its fake. hope i helped you forget this video lol

[hondurenokid1995]

or when the car is coming at you, you can also just jump look down and try n throw a grenade on it.

[matiaukas]

instead of using a gravlift how about you jump?

[CapnE625]

"Raspberry tart fruitcake" Summed up my thoughts about this vid perfectly! XD

[VltamlnWat3r]

i learned nothing.

[aqworldsman123]

what if people already know how to play and there just looking for more advise so you the one who is narrating this can go suck on ronald mcdonalds balls and stop trying to act hard in this vid and shut the fuck up i mean seriously no came on youtube today just to here you talk about them if they wanted to do that they would have went to there mom so please im asking you nicley please shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[BennySpazol]

@aqworldsman123 u do realize this war made in september of 09 not yesterday

[froghunter320]

lesson #1 is pointless. nobody in halo runs blindly towards the nearest grav lift.

[fprecoiil]

its like your answer to every lil thing is to throw a fucking gernade... lets see how far these tips get you in mlg...

[danielgusev]

wow you should get your ass kicked for making something so gay.

[yhallotharlol]

What the fuck? This guide could have been written by anyone who played H3 for an afternoon.

[sk84nintendo]

i disagree

jump, throw the plasma, and live

dont throw the plasma and get splattered

[bangurdead102]

Ah his gay voice is even more annoying than his freaking "annoying bitch" voice, seriously is this what they think the "cocky elite" gamer sounds like?

[pspboy107]

xbow pwns

[87301Rjay]

The commentater sucks he's a fag

[145guesswho]

@87301Rjay shut up fanboy. i dont care if your apart of xbox or not. fanboys are stupid. and cant fucking compare a console. if anything couldn't impress you play a fucking pc.

[p0ggles]

These are the worst tips ever.

[Guitarwithwertyloops]

this guys a fag wow

[vykkheralden]

This series is just a bunch of wannabe MLG gamers being fucktards. I'm not watching any of the others.

[silvershadic09]

his fails are as unending as your l33t-ness and some of the epic shit you do REALLLLLLY makes my day!

[toggisawesome]

i honestly think that last tip was helpful. i mean, seriously, how many times have you had a bad driver that tries to turn around, but flips instead?

[Tacoboi2424]

so.. i need a 3rd persons opinion. so im palying Halo 3 wit my little bro and his other 2 friends, so we play the 3 of them vs me. the final score 45 me and 50 them, and hes callin me the noob, sooo, wat do u think?

[infiniteWARMTH]

i think they are sore winners so just challenge them each one on one so you can kick all of their asses!

[BURTONrider1000]

@Tacoboi2424 that u suck dick at this game

[migas1206]

@Tacoboi2424 3 against one ? your not a noob

[NinjaMazta]

@Tacoboi2424 i think ur a wannabe tryin to get attention

[spamuel69]

@Tacoboi2424 You fail. Odds of you winning were high. You have more people to kill. As long as you get 2 kills before you die, You profit.

[ryantpayton]

@Tacoboi2424 Why do you even care? Punch him and tell him he sucks at Halo 3 cause you can beat him 1v1 any day.

[silvershadic09]

@Tacoboi2424 4 against one? that's a really close game despite the ods. i dont know too much about halo MP but ur no noob

[Guhjkl4]

@silvershadic09

Actually its 3 against 1

[SniperHero915]

@Tacoboi2424 I think your bro is the n00b. It was a close match and he had 2 extra ppl on his team.

[halomaniac5071]

@Tacoboi2424

Well, their scores needs to be divided by three, because there are 3 people, then you do the calculation, so you win by about 2 times, so show this comment to him and call HIM noob.

[Guhjkl4]

@Tacoboi2424

If its 1 on 3 and you get 45/50 u PW0NED them

[ownageepic]

@Tacoboi2424 im pretty sure your a noob :D

[Pokerit]

lol the dead pixel is a kid

[breedplay]

I love how gay the guy is who made this vid.

[AwesomeSauce3535]

@breedplay it is not a guy it is machinima

[Senseij14]

are you retarded? this is just uploaded by machinima, made by some random dude

[MW2iiSpawnKniife]

WHAT THE FUCK. You fucking noob, get a 50 dumbass. You blow big floppy donky dick at Halo. 8========|> in your ass.

[geniousdeeson]

dude get a life im a 33

[okimas]

this video is fail.

[francisco4017]

this video was not helpful at all

[Br3nd3n14]

lol someone on youtube told me to go to this vid lmfao whoo looks up stratgeesssssforhalooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

[RanzerN]

this wasnt even funny :S and defintly not helpful for even a level 30

[oreoboy107]

that was funny

[miracleninja]

u cudve done it without the cusses but apart from that quite a good video

[uihitman]

not helpful at all

[Puffinyat]

lol just like all of the girls in ur life

[kekenalii]

these are the lamest fucking "tricks"

apparently, playing normally is a fucking "trick" according to this gay ass video

[DaManWitDaPower]

I agree

[thgodofwar]

i agree

[CortanaFTW]

Jump over the vehicle.

if it looks too high then CROUCH JUMP

the only helpful thing was the 180° turn. oh, and all the jokes were pretty funny.

[stonerboy36]

these are terrible, to be honest. You do know you can stick the vehicle and jump over it to SURVIVE. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[00xninjax00]

@stonerboy36

Love the corny joke at the end of the comment.

[buy1getonefree]

or if you want to stay alive, stick it, and jump over it. its possible with all 4 wheel vehicles. you can even do it with the brute one too(i forgot what its called)

[johancoolin]

You mean chopper? Sometimes it doesn`t work even if you crouch jump

[eviltwinartworksj]

1:35 dead pixel!

[oridgion]

wow, these tips might help a total newb, but this is far from a pro player giving tips. Why not just jump over the warthog and throw a sticky right ontop of them that way you survive!

[humptiedump1]

it is usefull, but his insults and voice annoys me like hell (i know he is just joking, but its still annoying)

[warprivate123]

you can get gaming lesson from t squared but its like 85 bucks an hour

[Drenalous]

the only useful tip there was the 180, everything else there is basic knowledge

[aliokatan]

lockerz is out. if anyone needs a invite PM me and ill get you one within 5 mins

[mariorulez12]

raspberrytard fruitcakes

[stiffeg]

I love these series, it's so cheezy but yet so helpful and well done

[nhjo]

Thanks a lot, penis breath. Everyone wants advice from a guy in default lime green armor who speaks in ebonics and MOST LIKELY has a pencil thin douche-bag beard.

[halopivotgta]

who cares what armor he likes i think it looks cool

[phitenmen08]

ha wow he was just using defualt colors to make him look noobie your a fucking idoit.

[flogman62]

nhjo, you are an idiot

[Efresh1234able]

win-sauce

[somereallyboredkid]

you know what else you can do if a vehicle is speeding towards you? jump over it...

[sasuke2277]

yeah ill just let the turrent kill me then...

[skeletalhead7]

lol lessons for fucking noobs!

[imaloony8]

The dude who got laid out at 1:30 was The Dead Pixel. XD

[Pendumish]

no it says tarzan.

[XenephusVC]

noob sauce?

[roflcoopter88]

I cant find /join halo 3 rooms any sugestions?

[kengenerals]

THe only part i liked was the one with the warthog :|

[omgodzilla10]

Gay.

Everyone would jump over a Mongoose, and plus, they wouldn't scream "Slow down!" into their mics.

[imokaymcr]

i love the host voice, and the noob voice.

[andeath445]

im so sick of ps3 fanboys making comments about 360s even though they dont own one.

[Bradman94]

Look m8 im a PS3 fanboy and i own a 360...and i believe in my opinion that the PS3 is better

[SuperVegitoSSJ2]

@andeath445

and vice versa

[145guesswho]

@andeath445 i agree. i actully think console wars are fucking dumb. i have ps3 and xbox. so im sick and tired of ps3 fanboys telling us to get ps3.

[halogodzzillia3]

@andeath445 i know right whats so great about ps3, 360 RULES>

[crazymadman3]

@andeath445 i own a ps3 and i am very happy with it but overall includeing online community i think that 360 is better

[crazymadman3]

@andeath445  i own a ps3 and i am very happy with it but overall includeing online community i think that 360 is better stupid ignorant

[Boogawoogawoogaprodu]

Wh3n y0u ar3 running up to someone with an assualt rifle aim 4 th3 h3ad

[xXJerrodXx]

pathetic why the heck wouldnt you stick the warthog and jump...that way your not a noob and die to he dies not you...0-10

[henrykitoy007]

type henrykitoy007

[Allnightgamer16]

These "lessons" are in no way leet and the host sounds like a complete idiot.

[ojaya15966]

lol xbox and its games but I find ps3 games to be a lot better.

[RebellKidz]

thats sad

[ojaya15966]

that's sad because I own both consoles?

[nomessagesleft]

>leet lesson

>typical modern day douchebag host

>halo 3

yea this is why i dont own a 360

[nadesNspades]

i was with you until the last one. im assuming you're just a pussy that owns a ps3 and just says 360s suck because you dont have one.

[RebellKidz]

because your poor

[koolflypocket]

what button is handbrake?

[getswagglikme]

"difference between me and you, ive got skills and kills and all you got is ritalin pills" nice quote lol

[HopelessDx]

I've done all of these already, except for the first one, for some reason I ALWAYS want to gun down someone running to a man cannon, and number three is my favorite thing to do, i randomly just did it one day lmfao.

[ronalderik]

PS3!!! Metal Gear Solid 4 Rules!!!

[ColePlaya69]

only #3 is a thing i didnt know lol

[cheetahcello]

or you could throw the grenade then MOVE you could dodge the car

[NUMBERONEVILLAFAN]

or you could stop triyin to act hard.

[RyanChristianson]

"LEET" lessons?! more like common-fucking-sense

[latinobreed]

@RyanChristianson funny how almost no one has that anymore

[memminger006]

yes

[pwndbymcr]

damn these guys are so cool.

lol.

[endless0140]

lol you should make more of these

[CreepyKillerNL]

Tip 3 might be usefull sometimes.

[therealguitarhero44]

LEET Lessons is FAIL

[BayAreaKang]

this video is stupid. fuck machinima fucking stupid ass channel

[NUMBERONEVILLAFAN]

preach!

[yayTerenceyay]

How about you jump over the warthog and throw a sticky under it?

Better yet, just move out the way and throw the stick ahead of the warthog.

But that would be too smart for this guide wouldnt it?

[rescorlian]

That was hilarious, good voice overs!

[Dgamer21]

dude online strategy videos are lame

[meltdown59992]

lesson 3 was such a waste, the gunner would have been still shot and killed since he was facing the same direction during the 180

[danteslight]

It is a very very useful tactic. You can take almost twice the damage from the front than you can from the back.

[mack665566]

add xxmrm2xx to play me customs plz

[HaloGrungeLink]

only for noobs. just use a BR and aim at head.

[MLGLastLevel]

Wrong. Aim for the body, fourth shot you aim for the head.

What you said is the number one reason players suck with a BR.

[200odd300]

these tips are awsome!!

[CarbonDragonX]

who ever made this is an absolute dumbass, stop trying to be a douche and get a BR.

[kchorton2]

dumb ass

[Techness342]

dude, i didn't even say anything insulting or anything to anybody i just commented on the video.

[longlivespoons]

this is absolutly useless,

[kchorton2]

you suck at halo.

[MwKShield1]

Wow this is terrible advice. Go get a BR and if you are to bad to use it then don't play Halo.

[PAVN]

OMG DIS HELP ME B GOOD THXXXXXXX!!!

[kingj521]

THERES A HAND BREAK BUTTON!?!?!?!

since when?

[gdavis707]

left trigger.

[patayabunso]

ah k!

[jffersontube]

FAIL...

There is a jump button... you don't have to suicide bomb vehicles. Drop the sticky, then jump over it, duh. Not to mention get a F'ing battle rifle and a power drain.

[kingj521]

Its manlier to get killed in the process.

Noob! everyone knows that

[huskyomar]

R u serious. you shouldnt even play halo. its been around even in halo 2

[kingj521]

i never played halo 2. i just smash reverse as my break =)

[ShadeE]

actually the AR works better against vehicles

[jffersontube]

Sure, if you can't use a battle rifle. It doesn't get much better than one shot per head. If the grenade doesn't kill them, shoot them in the head with the BR. Same with power drain, they're stuck with their thumbs up their ass waiting to be shot with the BR. Please tell me you don't run around shooting at the warthoghogs with the AR.

[ShadeE]

actually i do it to all vehicles and it works. obviously i wouldn't use the AR if the vehicles are far but close range, it does the job quicker than the BR.

[HarvandHarv]

I Dare you to witness - the Death Defying - Mexican Hat Dance --->

[R4m8o02]

HALO IS 4 KIDZ lol

[splintercell186]

this was stupid.

[Hirox328]

this was...disapointing

[supersloth3]

this is so bad. It mostly just comes down to, "if youre in trouble throw a grenade." He also could have thrown a grenade at that warthog and still live but he sucks.

[Aar0nat0r]

This is just terrible. Machinima please deleet this from your video library. See what I did there.

[DreadEyes10]

I totally agree with you. not even tsquared's tips are as bad as this.

[Virginityrocks]

leet is spelt 1337, you fucking wannabes. If you were 1337 you'd be playing 1.6.

[rapzeh4]

yeah man.

can you believe that Chinese police even trained their cops for anti-terrorism with CS ?

[HeyLowTwee]

I feel ripped off..

[speedyxvn]

get a life and forget computer games ...

[teemuruskeepaa]

RAcist and malicious tone

[trignite]

The recap bit is quite annoying, why not just put it at the end? Anyways theese tips are just basic knowledge.

[shadower95]

these are like basic tricks...