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  • for all you people who think this is a SF guy, a ranger, jumpmaster school student, sorry to break ur lil hearts, this is a PFC in 2-319th Airborne Field Artillery Regiment. 2bct, ft bragg nc. this video was taken on pope airfield right before a JFEX

  • love it! brings back great memories of the good old days! i miss jumping out of a perfectly good airplane!

  • LMAO - he indicates 20kts win then goes up with 7kts right before he gets the jump going by kicking the first one in the backside. Rifle stuck on release, but a nice PLF though. The rest of it is funny too, doubletiming, falling asleep on perimeter and having to do pushups and kicks, etc.

  • They realy have fun at the RAF. I don´t know who was the first starting to dance while marshalling for example. But this has become a very funny tradition in the RAF and the USAF. I like that.

  • @Slaterator This isnt RAF? this is U.S special forces and nobody in particular started it, im sure they have been doing that for decades.

  • @Christian7thSF

    Both, the US Army and British Forces are doing that kinda dancing. So I was not sure which one it is in this video. Maybe it´s some kind of tradition. I don´t know. But it´s funny to watch.

  • @Slaterator the US because of his hair cut, RAF doesn't style their hair like that.

  • Love It!!

  • Ha nice PLF!

  • I love the way he captured the third point of flight procedure. Spot on!

  • There are no tiers in SF, stop talking if you don't know, please. Rangers are advanced infantry, not Special Forces. Doesn't make them better or worst, they just have different missions.

  • @JesterEXW Rangers are part of SOCOM.

  • Dirty legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • hilarious!, god bless, be safe!

  • spank my officer before i jump? ok! :D oh and i wont forget to blow a kiss lol

  • very good! real funny great drills

  • Greatest Jump master training video ever!

  • haha to good i wana join now

  • LMAO!!! sleeping in the DZ RV EPIC!!!!

  • 4:02 - 4:14 best part of the entire video by far!

  • Entertaining yet informative.

  • i love the wind reference, its always 20 knots coming to the DZ but once your over it the DZSO always tells you its 5 lol

  • 38 Legs!!!

    

  • 38 Legs!!!

  • 38 legs!!!

    

  • amazing perform,i like it.

  • what s the name of the song again ??

  • Let's see the JMPI dance....seriously,,this is great..

  • Alright i got it..... left foot bounce, flail arms, pull shute ,dance your way to victory got it

  • how dumb am i? i thought it was all just a dance in the beginning until 1:37 when he kicked the kid out the plane. then i had to rewind to watch it all again.

    absolutely brilliant.

  • Do they still do this?

  • This vid will live forever!! Who Dat! Airborne!!!!

  • Awesome

  • He was from the 82nd, not SF. Yes, thats Sicily. I know, because he used to be my squad leader...

  • @titratetoeffect80 yep. May 2002 @ Sicily DZ during All American Week.  He did this once as a joke for the guys, then they had him do it for the CG. Earned himself a coin.

  • Expert JM technique and classic humor!  LMAO!

  • what DZ is this?! looks like sicily

  • So thats what Ranger School's gonna be like. And to think I was training my ass off for that. I think i'll just take contemporary or ballet for prep.

  • This brings back memories. If I'd failed jumpmaster school the first time my shadow would have never darkened the doorway to that school again. Proud to be a master blaster...

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was hilarious!

    That looks like Sicily DZ

    Best part: falls asleep while pulling security

  • @AgentSmith4200 and then punishes himself with some push ups hahahahahaha

  • awesome

  • He isnt an SF guy! It was done by and 82nd Airborne Ranger at Sicily DZ

  • lol at going to sleep in the prone!

  • And dance in the air

  • When I join the army i'll be alot crazier.

  • AWESOME!!

  • lol at trying to get the 1950 off his hip :D

  • sicily DZ!!!!!!!

  • This is one of my fav's. The background audiance is great..."GET READY!"

  • Great!

  • Wonderful job! GO ARMY!!!

  • Awesome!

  • no homo, but this is like Glee for war.

  • 2Unlimited - Get Ready For This

  • The outcome of to many bad PLFs.

  • Somebody was saying that these are Rangers. The Rangers rarely came to Ft Bragg to do mass tacs. this was probably the aftermath of a demonstration by one of the infantry battalions or brigades. The photographer running back and forth is wearing a maroon beret. We rarely saw Sicily DZ in the daytime. The only time I saw it during the day was a demonstration for the Ukrainians in 1994.

  • i wanna jump out a plan now

  • Airborne...So proud to serve 407th FSB back in the day!!

  • i think i just learned the entire procedure of jumping out of an airplane through interpretive dance

  • @Avera9eWh1teShark6

    It's actually hand signal communication for exactly what he does preparing everyone to go out the door. when he puts his hands up hes telling them to hook up to the cables as an example.

  • @kodoman66 Are you that much of a nerd! Really? 5 Jump Chump! If the civs don't get it- dont explain it!

  • @Avera9eWh1teShark6

    lol thats the way to do it bro haha

  • Im proud to be an American, where we are all free to do dumb and funny stuff and put it on the internet

  • gotta love human ways of making a hard life easier

    *salute*

  • i laughed at every minit of this enjoy youre job boys

  • This is completely a day in the life of the 82nd Airborne in the mid-90's. He covered everything except maybe the 6th point of performance...take a piss!

  • @njdevil186173 Actually after watching this video like twenty times over the last three years, I finally caught that. After he gets woken up and gets smoked, he turns his back to the camera, and you'll hear the audience laughing their asses off.

  • Stand up Hook up shuffel to the door

    jump right out and count to 4, and if my main

    dont open wide ive got my reserve by my side

    and if it should fail me too look out ground im comin threw!

  • I always wanted to be a paratrooper and now I know what I was missing

  • you can be a badass and be funny? If anyone could pull that off its SF...

  • hes hot! HORAAH

  • this guy needs some sleep

  • I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Only he urinated out of sequence. Everyone knows you pee after you land (and out your weapon into operation - the big metal one)...ROFL

  • love it...  lol

  • He looks kind of like my math teacher...who also happened to be in the army...

  • if my grand father (airborne retiree) was still alive, i am 100% sure he would love this..

  • @cocolucia74 did he pass away?

    and im sure hed love this

  • @zeratul575 yap. he passed away 2004 spring..

  • Great! Enjoyed every second!

  • never woulda understood w/out the help of retired SFC Golden HOOAH!

  • Nice ^^

  • this cracked me up....what't the name of the song????

  • the typical action on military bases

  • Don;t people know what a tripod is for?

  • sicily drop zone hell yeah

  • That is some funny shit..... ALL THE WAY

  • rangers wear tan berets, not black.. come on now guy... 11b the way to be

  • @Mrsineaterprime This video is from the 90s and Rangers still wore black berets then. Wasn't until 2000/2001 that they switched to tan ones.

  • @Mrsineaterprime This video is from the 90s and Rangers still wore black berets then. Wasn't until 2000/2001 that they switched to tan ones.

  • 2:27 awsome landing lol great form

  • thats the technique ..

    u have to confuse the enemy

    a laughing taliban is a nice taliban

  • @GeneralB300 a laughing taliban is easier to shoot

  • Tain't SF.. this is Ranger footage (and I'm an ol' has been SF guy).

    Great stuff.. a classic (you know it's a classic because you see the Ranger run buy with his black beret on his noggin').

    God bless all those serving in uniform around the world.

    De Oppresso Liber,

  • @HDridr2000 No such thing as a has-been SF guy; once awesome, always awesome.

    Thank you for your service.

  • @HDridr2000 Hey man, big fan of the SF. Wish I could join, but diabetes and CAH are holding me back. It's my dream job.

  • @HDridr2000 Rangers in the 75 or 78 regiment are special forces which this man is obviously apart of...it takes more than playing call of duty for 8 hours straight to earn a Green Beret btw

  • @HDridr2000 But I believe Rangers are Tier 2 Special Forces. Not sure which type of SF he was talking about but the title isn't wrong.

  • @HDridr2000 ol has been sf,that man you saw was wear'n a red beret!! i have faught side side with u SFboys during Restoring Hope [mogadishu] and guite a few other missions,we'll keep under our berets! Ive gone frm black to tan berets but not once have i belittled someone in the army that i love!! its a fact RANGERS have saved SF and vice\versa and reg INF Regs have helped us! LOVE OUR ARMY,COUNTRY!!!! RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!! FOR THE PAST PRESENT FUTURE!!! YOU'II NEVER BE FORGOTTEN, HOOAH!!!

  • Right down to fighting to get your M1950 case to release. Love it!

  • Bravoooooo

  • All the way. Brought back some great memories. Laughed my ass off

  • That was great! Takes me back to the good ole days! Well done

  • i watched this with a leg and im like laughin my ass off and he cant understand a thing

  • @Hans4n6

    LOL Same thing here!

  • wha.. no "check static line" command?

  • ARMY LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whats the name of the song?

  • haha awesome shit man

  • thats one way to learn lol

  • Classic! Couldn't stop laughing. Airborne!

  • The best way to learn how to jump with commandos.

  • GO AMERICA!!!!

  • 2:10 That little latch is a bitch to get off.

  • i was not on acid. or was i.

  • 0:22 5 dollar Footlong? :)

  • The song is Ready For This by 2Unlimited.

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  • i would lmfao if the jump master did that on one of my jumps,,,,

  • i am so hard muther fucking core, i watched this while doing one armed push ups.

  • Spirit fingers! HAHA!

  • haha my dad was right they do some times dance

  • HAHA GREAT!!!!

  • So much fail.

  • US tax dollars at work!!! LOL ;)

  • @gtaclevelandcity Not a bit goes to waste either. These are all regulation by the book examples of proper jump technique. Jump master knows his job.

  • @gtaclevelandcity He is at an ROTC Combat demostration they have every year and he does it on his own time .

  • @gtaclevelandcity worth every penny =]

  • cool

  • Kinda weak, but hell yeah still props!!!

  • loved how he fell asleep in the prone and got the smoke session..lol

  • HOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH well done!

  • awesum!!!

  • LOLZ!! My dad has the same vid:) So hilarious

  • What's the name of the song playing?

  • wish my black hat did this when i was in jump school

  • lol XD

  • i did this "dance" for my friends and battles...for the most part they didnt get it...not airborne.

    but the few that got it brought back tons of memories

  • that's awesome! thank you!!!!

  • Very well done! Great job and thank you all who serve. God Bless

  • Kick add Thanks what a guy ,what a guy

  • HOOAH!!!

  • HAHA! OHHH GOD! If only all of the branches taught jump classes this way!

  • Hooah!

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  • jump school curriculum...

    week 1: seperate the men from the boys

    week 2: seperate the men from the fools

    week 3: the fools jump

  • loved it! Airborne All The Way. Baby!

  • LOVE IT!!! GO ARMY!!! HOOAAAHH!!!!

  • @adrianac58 hoooooooooorahhhhhhhhh 1 army 1 nation U S A

  • 82nd AB FTW!

  • thats tyhe army for ya

  • AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!

  • LOL Thanks for posting. This is awesome

    Airborne

    1/504 PIR

  • that would be great and funny as hell if the jump master did this on the C17 or C130 before the jump.

  • 3:50 is classic lol! :) thx for sharing

  • this is why i like blackhawk jumps lol .

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  • JM since'74. This is great!

  • what was it he was doing with his stomach while he was supposed to be falling?

  • releasing his weapons case

  • this dude is not special forces, ive met him.

  • eh most people dont know the difference between airborne, rangers, and special forces

  • lol my dad was there when that happened

  • Nobody gives a shit if your daddy was there. Tell us only if YOU were there. But you weren't so stfu.

  • dude calm down im just saying . you dont need to be a bitch bout it gezz

  • lol :D

  • thats clever

  • FAIL

  • this actually wasn't in Jump School,it was actually at Ft. Bragg on Normandy DZ or on one of those bigger DZ's

  • I hope my Jump Master is this cool!

  • Maybe in the end of the course,hopefully xD

  • lol i had no idea what this stuff meant.. but im lucky.. i got an 82nd airborne jumpmaster behind me :P

  • Airborne!!!, that's funny. Man, I miss that.

  • He is soooooooooo funy

  • What is the song?

  • yea i got to talk to some guys in 5th group, there a bunch of crazzys!

  • Very intertaining.  Loved it!

  • whooooaaaah!

  • It makes sense most if you have some knowledge of the process of preparing for and executing a jump. =)

  • that was great

  • lol pretty good. I bet those trainees were glad to have some sort of comic relief in Jump School

  • don't ask, don't tell