I have to disagree.. The bible (King James Version) tells me that when you die you can go to heaven as a person who has asked Jesus to forgive them of their sins and to live in their heart! and know that Jesus not only died for you but He came back in His body to earth to explain the true plan of salvation! or you can go to hell. I'm so confused by the LDS plan.. but hey if your right and I'm wrong then I'll still be in heaven but if your wrong.. where will you be?
why are you confused? according to your "plan" Mormons will still get into heaven, because just like you, they ask for forgiveness and also want christ to live in their hearts. sounds like the same basic stuff to me.
but i have a question for you... why is christianity the only true faith? why isn't it islam or hinduism or paganism? Why are they wrong and yours is right?
So, LDS should be called MLM: it's multi-level marketing! Basically, a pyramid scheme. You rise through the ranks, suckering in people below you, even DEAD ONES! Gives new meaning to giving someone the third degree!
1st Corinthians 15:: 40-41 40 "There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another." 41 "There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory."
Actually, as you can read above (assuming you are not and Evangelical an can read), the three degrees of heaven in a Christian doctrine.
3 levels of heaven is not Biblical doctrine. Read 1st Cor 15, Paul is explaining how God made many things with different degrees of glory, our "celestial" spiritual bodies are of one glory and our "terrestrial" earthly physical body is of another degree. He continues to explain that the sun, moon, and stars also have different degrees of glory. It's a logical fallacy to combine the verses and say they mean 3 levels of heaven. Ready carefully these 2 verses do not support 3 heavens.
I suppose I would find this more amusing if I wasn't a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints... But I just love hearing her talk! Ha ha...what a card... by the way, that is not a Utahn accent, for whoever asked. :)
if I am really really really good & I make it to the top kingdumb can I have a gold star to put on my forehead too. Can I have the golden plates too? and have Brigham Young SHove them up Gordon Hinckley's ass? Stupid beyond Stupid! MORmONS!
As soon as started listening, I knew it's not exactly the same as what was actually taught in the mormon church. First of all, when you die, your spirit goes to one of two places, paradise or spirit prison. The three degrees of kingdoms are after the final judgment. Also, there is a 4th place called the outer darkness. I think that's a better fit place for Hitler, not the Telestial kingdom. As he got too many things wrong as soon as I started listening, there is no need to listen any more.
I believe!
EvanLord1 4 months ago
I have to disagree.. The bible (King James Version) tells me that when you die you can go to heaven as a person who has asked Jesus to forgive them of their sins and to live in their heart! and know that Jesus not only died for you but He came back in His body to earth to explain the true plan of salvation! or you can go to hell. I'm so confused by the LDS plan.. but hey if your right and I'm wrong then I'll still be in heaven but if your wrong.. where will you be?
nicoleriggs93 10 months ago
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why are you confused? according to your "plan" Mormons will still get into heaven, because just like you, they ask for forgiveness and also want christ to live in their hearts. sounds like the same basic stuff to me.
but i have a question for you... why is christianity the only true faith? why isn't it islam or hinduism or paganism? Why are they wrong and yours is right?
ScienceReasonBelief 9 months ago
@ScienceReasonBelief isn't obvious? Because they said so :p LOL!
cyberpunk72000 9 months ago
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jlmcbride1 11 months ago
Too funny! :)
Loved it!
rjnovac 1 year ago
So, LDS should be called MLM: it's multi-level marketing! Basically, a pyramid scheme. You rise through the ranks, suckering in people below you, even DEAD ONES! Gives new meaning to giving someone the third degree!
rriverstone1 1 year ago
1st Corinthians 15:: 40-41 40 "There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another." 41 "There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory."
Actually, as you can read above (assuming you are not and Evangelical an can read), the three degrees of heaven in a Christian doctrine.
EscapeNewJersey 2 years ago
@EscapeNewJersey typo "in a Christian doctrine" = "is a Christian doctrine"
EscapeNewJersey 2 years ago
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3 levels of heaven is not Biblical doctrine. Read 1st Cor 15, Paul is explaining how God made many things with different degrees of glory, our "celestial" spiritual bodies are of one glory and our "terrestrial" earthly physical body is of another degree. He continues to explain that the sun, moon, and stars also have different degrees of glory. It's a logical fallacy to combine the verses and say they mean 3 levels of heaven. Ready carefully these 2 verses do not support 3 heavens.
BlasterMaster78 1 year ago
Wooo!!! That was the best and most entertaining explaining of the plan of salvation I've ever heard!!! I think I understand my mother now.
ihaveopposablethumbs 2 years ago 5
Great show and persona. mormon perfection at it's best.
GiftoAll 2 years ago
lol hilarious. go mormons!!
LDS4life121 2 years ago
I suppose I would find this more amusing if I wasn't a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints... But I just love hearing her talk! Ha ha...what a card... by the way, that is not a Utahn accent, for whoever asked. :)
hannaaaaaaaaahfish 2 years ago
BTW you are more attractive than 87 % of the women at LDS single adult dances. REALLY !
genexrollins 2 years ago 3
Sister Dottie, you were pretty funny.
Of Course this is stupid because you are reflecting on MORmONISM which is pretty stupid, But you did a great job of it ! You can be proud!
genexrollins 2 years ago
if I am really really really good & I make it to the top kingdumb can I have a gold star to put on my forehead too. Can I have the golden plates too? and have Brigham Young SHove them up Gordon Hinckley's ass? Stupid beyond Stupid! MORmONS!
ulisscarple 2 years ago
what ever you say mr wierd man
LDS4life121 2 years ago
iis easy to understand because its all an invention
sickboyz123 2 years ago
o ye of little faith
LDS4life121 2 years ago
is she woman? lol
sickboyz123 2 years ago
Nope. His name is Charles Lynn Frost, former mormon, Spanish Fark gay boy. I saw his/her show, The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon. It was amazing.
CollegeBoyCEU 2 years ago
Is that a Utah accent? There is a bit too much newfie and not enough cowboy. Otherwise very amusing.
Free the Mormons.
DrakeDorosh 2 years ago
awesome :D
windigo77 2 years ago
funny shit
maosepul 2 years ago
stupid
LeagueOJustice 2 years ago
FUNNY!!!
scottliberty 2 years ago
give 10% of all you own and if you don't your fucked
GodKillerAtheist 2 years ago
Funny and true
walkonking 2 years ago
As soon as started listening, I knew it's not exactly the same as what was actually taught in the mormon church. First of all, when you die, your spirit goes to one of two places, paradise or spirit prison. The three degrees of kingdoms are after the final judgment. Also, there is a 4th place called the outer darkness. I think that's a better fit place for Hitler, not the Telestial kingdom. As he got too many things wrong as soon as I started listening, there is no need to listen any more.
hhbayarea 2 years ago