Im gonna have to disagree with number 10. You can watch porn with your guy friends if you want to critique it, or show them a hot babe and how well she performs. That would be the exception. You are NOT allowed, however to "get into" the porn and / or masturbate with your friends around.
I have used the same blanket with a dude friend, well not recently but in teen years. I remember many times in a home studio, where we where going to sleep by sunrise. This is real friendship and I think it's gay not have such memories. Also bad is to create "don't"s or "do"s and "savoir vivrer" codes with your friends. Feel free and do what you like. This is the only way to be original and to have a good life. P.S. Very funny video and thanks anyway. Some advices are good to follow ! :D
The rule about porn is important. Why do straight men watch porn together? My friend (who isn't my friend anymore) kept suggesting that I was gay or bisexual because I never clicked the links to porn sites that he sent me. He was creepy, and he was really homophobic, too. One time I jokingly asked whether he likes gay porn, and he got serious about it and said, "Ew, fuck no, but I've had several fags hit on me." He's homophobic but thinks I'm gay because I won't watch porn with him.
1:04 look at daves face this made me LOL XDDD
reissyboy64 1 week ago
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Press 8 then press 6 to see what happened when the scene cut off... xD
MannyTalk 1 week ago
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MannyTalk 1 week ago
2:25 punch that m*********** in da face!
trickingboy1122 2 weeks ago
this how guys should be not having gay sex how has it suddenly been normal to be gay
MrOli118118 3 weeks ago
#4 was the best one
lilbrezzie1 1 month ago
lmao he tickled him tho...
tt2cute465 1 month ago in playlist Sketch Comedy / Funny Stuff
#3 is the best 1,roflmfao.
BigZeva 1 month ago
Please..... Just cut to the baby.....
RaptorChap 1 month ago
mind if stick my finger up ur ass? WHAT DA FU-and that right there...will end a friendship
XD
DAYTIME504 1 month ago
3:00 Some gay shit man
VuileTeef 1 month ago
my computer lagged at 2:38 n my sis walked in n got the wrong idea
TheAkib123 2 months ago
@TheAkib123 haha now she thinks ur qweer just cuz its lagged at the worse spot possible XD
superjohhny 2 months ago
1:43
tinkhamtinkham 2 months ago
Hahaha very funny video!!
Turdbuckethat 2 months ago
tickle fight... lol
tweety6249 3 months ago in playlist not 2 say
hey john can i have some? ROFLMAO
MrJohncena1113 3 months ago
good stuff
teclife4 3 months ago
hahhaaahahahaahah WHAT THE HELL MAN STOP IT !
biggdogg513 4 months ago
i do like half of these things.
insane4Insanity 4 months ago
you deserve way more views ! !
casperlok2dbrain 4 months ago
number 4 was hilarious!
jasoncape 5 months ago
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jasoncape 5 months ago
I don't agree with number 10
KratosBackflip 5 months ago
that was a real punch
FunnehKid19 6 months ago
@JTGFighter it's a faster version of just like music by erick sermon
hollinsjr32 6 months ago
did anybody notice when he asked if "you mind if i borrow your draws" dave said hell no in stead of hell ye i mind aha
YUNGTRELL3dbnonstp 6 months ago 3
Yeah go Bears! #8
wolterproductionz 6 months ago
god ihate queers -.-
ultraking312 6 months ago
if you pause at 2:04 there is proof he got no underwear on!!!!!!!!
tmakidd0703 6 months ago
"She got some breast milk in there?"
"Yea."
"Can I have some?"
Lmao
MrWarrenChristopher 6 months ago 8
hhahaha 1:30 he just keeps eating it like nothing happen ahhaha
cagetheangelz 6 months ago
He got knocked the f*ck out.
MrTakersdemon 7 months ago
These Are Some Great Tips .. Lol
21michelle2169 7 months ago
LOL 1:25 keep watching the other guy and he gets cereal in his mouth and eats it too!!!
LetTheHorseBeWithYou 7 months ago 23
those nigguz are funneh hahah XD
brokenlegend23 7 months ago
Hey Dave.
What up?
Ya mind If I stick up my finger up your ass?
What the f''k?!
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
sasuketiger 7 months ago
xD BAHAHA
RipleyShaine 7 months ago
why is the number 1's of the videos are just too funny and always cuttin off cuss words lol
Johnathan650b 8 months ago 3
i just noticed ur username. i did.
jumalasalaatti 8 months ago
1:29 hahahah he started munchin like it didn't happen.
xNeo2Rememberx 8 months ago
finger up in yo ass ????
blackops0981 8 months ago
I Realized Its 10 things you should never say Comes out every year ...
2009, 2010 , and 2011
MrGeekedup500 8 months ago
y ask can i stick my fingure up your ass?
chucktxranger22 8 months ago in playlist Sketch Comedy / Funny Stuff
Hahahahaha omg he ate it!!! XD
BaybeeBubblez03 8 months ago
i havend done any thing on ur list lol
RMTB1FORLIFE 8 months ago
at 2:00 i have the same foldout couch
The06vault43oh 8 months ago
doesnt dave look a lil bit like carmelo anthony?
CrAziiAzN123 8 months ago
Hey Dave?
Yup?
You mind if I stick my finger up yo a**
WHAT THE FU-
And that right there,
will end a friendship!
H4xHer0 8 months ago
Lmao too funny
bajanninja 8 months ago
LOOOOOOOL
silverdemonz 8 months ago
Im gonna have to disagree with number 10. You can watch porn with your guy friends if you want to critique it, or show them a hot babe and how well she performs. That would be the exception. You are NOT allowed, however to "get into" the porn and / or masturbate with your friends around.
vamtheanomaly 8 months ago
my friend wanted me to whack off at porn with him, does that mean hes gay plzz respond
iinventedthequestion 8 months ago
@iinventedthequestion either hes gay or just very lonely..
gmarcosr 8 months ago
hahaah theese guys are awesoome
browneeyeez 9 months ago
so um jone yaha can i see your piens wtf
double0tord5oa 9 months ago
@double0tord5oa ITS JOHN U DUMB ASS
jasenrooks2001 9 months ago
#1 WAS SO FU--- *We are experiencing technical difficulties.*
beezerbro 9 months ago
im ashamed to admit i've done number 10
Suckmyleftbean 9 months ago
@Suckmyleftbean Ive had that happen to me... it was weird
3dakainsane 8 months ago
BUNCH A MOTHER FUCKER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!
FERViolin2010 9 months ago
where can i find those backgrounds for videos please help me out
jaylovesshannon 9 months ago
Lol 1:28 !
ShelbyandCarley 9 months ago
so dave can i see ur peins
double0tord5oa 9 months ago
@double0tord5oa you mean john
jasenrooks2001 9 months ago
I have used the same blanket with a dude friend, well not recently but in teen years. I remember many times in a home studio, where we where going to sleep by sunrise. This is real friendship and I think it's gay not have such memories. Also bad is to create "don't"s or "do"s and "savoir vivrer" codes with your friends. Feel free and do what you like. This is the only way to be original and to have a good life. P.S. Very funny video and thanks anyway. Some advices are good to follow ! :D
TheEndlessNote 9 months ago
damn. I think I've broken all those rules except number 2 and 6.
1idiotzebra 9 months ago
Hilarious!
SuperGamer87 9 months ago
3rd was the best !!!
doloiualin95 9 months ago
number 6 happens so often at my school. they all claim they are not gay but they cant even go take a pee without at LEAST 3 friends with them.
TheSimsterC 10 months ago
SO you can eat him Lol I love this whole damn video
Berzerkgodzilla 10 months ago
"So Dave you mind if i stick my finger up yo ass?"
"WHAT THE FU-"
DeezDaDon 10 months ago
2:24 to 2:27 his smile XD
marcus24ful 10 months ago
DIED LAUGHIN at number 4
marcus24ful 10 months ago
u look like tracy morgan
callser67 10 months ago
lol
IONLYBITESMARTPEOPLE 10 months ago
number 3 was soo random and funny
xXxDarkCrossxXx 11 months ago
Starts chewing LMDO!!
19Pupp 11 months ago
number 6 was the funniest 1 lol
TamedBlackie 11 months ago
i think u guys should do another one
Dem0nKlng 11 months ago
@Dem0nKlng They are :D, should be up in the next few days!
shawwtydaveere 11 months ago
i knocked my drink over when he said wtf!!
A9ron34 11 months ago
i subd just for the al bundy refrence
plutosarrow 11 months ago
this is the most stupiest thing in the worl why on earth would u wanna say or do that to ur friends unless ur gay
luklssevan32 11 months ago
@luklssevan32 thats the point dumbass
HinVids 11 months ago
@HinVids exactly fuck retard then ur gay
luklssevan32 11 months ago
LMAOO! The third one was my fav
LOL @ the first one xD
CasandraBurke 11 months ago
number 1 is always the most stupid thing lol
oglow100 11 months ago
haha this is great xD
slipknotmetalchick2 11 months ago
PART 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pervert4321kj 1 year ago
nothing to say- hilarious
reddy1444 1 year ago
@jazzscherzo whats if its for a soft porn?
6Er6ror6 1 year ago
tickle.... tickle.... tickle.... tickle.... ...
FJUWANA 1 year ago
Hey Dave, you mind if i stick my finger up you ass
what the fff
davidfordapple 1 year ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. JUST WAIT! SHIT THAT FUNNY!
malik234100 1 year ago
listen TV on number 7 xD "penis on the dolar"
platynakrk 1 year ago
smile smile smile
tickl tickle tickle tickle
XDDDDDD
thelastanimator 1 year ago
hey dave do you mind if i stick my finger up your ass WTF.
hypershadix1 1 year ago
WTF punch to the face headshot
codfreak65 1 year ago
2:11,John asked if he MINDS if he borrows a pair of his underwear,Dave said HELL NO. Pretty much he said that john can use his underwear.
rhynoboy2009 1 year ago
lmao @ how he was watchin him eat the banana
chani772 1 year ago
man WHAT THE F..!
DCUnit811 1 year ago
the last one made me laugh so hard my laptop fell on the floor! XD
15dmoney15 1 year ago
hey dave do you mind if i stick my finger up your ass
wowtilern 1 year ago 58
@wowtilern hahahahahhahahahhaa
TheAshin26 1 year ago
@wowtilern WTF, lol
TheBritt45 9 months ago
ima cold... boxers... tickle fight... can i have some lol jk... =D
tweety6249 1 year ago
10 Things A Guy Should Never Say/Do To His Guy Friends
Justin1997Nation 1 year ago
Timothy watched porn with 2 dudes :O
Justin1997Nation 1 year ago
eric massa should had watched this lol
DJCooL4 1 year ago
And that right there
Will end a friendship.
Doraxan 1 year ago
HEy dave
wut
do you mind if i stick my finger up yo ass
what da f
darkshadowgrievous 1 year ago
what was the last thing? i didnt get it.
wana get drunk and what...?
i'm down for that...???
dmcc1985 1 year ago
@dmcc1985 wanna get drunk and punch somebody in the face? i'm down for that!
lolroflhaha 1 year ago
@lolroflhaha yeah, all right, that makes total perfect sense.
thanks!
dmcc1985 1 year ago
lol rite @ 1:31 dave wuz bout to laugh!! lolz
mrseximix 1 year ago
lol omfg 1:28 he said it so gay! den he ate sum lolz
mrseximix 1 year ago
LMAO number 5 hell no you dont mind? blooper
degeneration55 1 year ago
@degeneration55 wow i never noticed lolz
mrseximix 1 year ago
that video was soooooooooooooooo pointless and stupid!
Toby5019 1 year ago
@Toby5019 comedy is supposed to be pointless that's what makes it so funny lol
Binmang 1 year ago
1:13 is so hilarious
BRUDA24 1 year ago
Thats a bit homophobic init? :P
FatboyCanadia 1 year ago
hahahah mad funny ..........had 2 watch it agian...
THEJIGGADREWSHOW 1 year ago
hahahah mad funny ..............................
THEJIGGADREWSHOW 1 year ago
4 was tha best :O =*
killstreaker100 1 year ago
mind if i.....HAHA
Chadlock88 1 year ago
# 7 was the best
Freakoman416 1 year ago
GET MONEY GET PAAIIIDD
haliltheturk 1 year ago
#3 ahahahaha 'nuff said XD
irunecraftforcash 1 year ago
That was a trip for real, man! Can't WAIT for part three.
jvlivs2 1 year ago
make a part 3!!!!
PRpride89 1 year ago
thumbs up if u thnk numba 2 was the funniest
blackopsbeast55 1 year ago
lol WTF
TheTayblaze 1 year ago
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"So that you can eat him."
werekid 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Producers he is funny as hell put him in a comedymovie or any movie ;)
David Spates you the MEN !!! KEEP DOIN YOUR THING BRO .!!!!.
FUDGE THE HATERS !!!
TheKickboxChampion 1 year ago
''U mind if I stick my finger up ur ass? WTF'' :D
mroo007 1 year ago 62
"Yo Dave, you mind if I stick my finga in yo *bleep*"
"What the f--"
Hell to the naw! XD
Rami22789 1 year ago
Love when black guys says "Yo man WHAT THA F**K!" SOOOOO GOOOOD!
DjAces11 1 year ago
u guys say "grownman" but it sems like you wanna say "black man"
DerHarris 1 year ago
@DerHarris So you would do them? o_O
Foxdude89 1 year ago
51 people are geting a finger up there ass right now
snowddoogg 1 year ago
3:05
"Breast milk" = Jizz.
roxnlace 1 year ago
my ribs hurt !!! LMAO
menehune58 1 year ago
hahaha! he was munchin on them cheerios in his face. LOLOL
winterwolfmc 1 year ago
Im sick of the advertisements already
robxd1zzle 1 year ago
oooohhwweee I sense some undertones!!!!! LOL!
bratbor 1 year ago
1:27 AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WildDiscoDance 1 year ago 3
i agree with the 1 penis rule! thats kinda gay for boys to be watch porn together
MzJazzy123100 1 year ago
what was that song on number 6
killjoy270 1 year ago
gr8
kad791 1 year ago
Hilarious video David! We liked the one penis rule.
TopTrendingTopics 1 year ago
LMFAO 2 1:27! he's eating the cereal!
MisturAndu 1 year ago
Omg, you guys, my stomach hurts now...
I'm laughing too much...! xD
TheHellorandomness 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOL some of the cornflakes actually went into John's mouth xD
BaschVonRonsenburg 1 year ago
John:hey dave...
Dave:yup
John:do you mind if i stick my finger up your ass...
Dave:WTF !!!
the reaction is just amazing...
igorfranklin83 1 year ago
One of the funniest videos on youtube.
eddy181844 1 year ago
lmaooooo. 'can istick my finger up your BEEP.'
impkiller400 1 year ago
#3 THATS JOKESSSS
MrBigggzz 1 year ago
The, "WHAT THE FU-" at the end is the best part, lmao.
AceOfAmerica 1 year ago
what is the last one???
MRWAFFLESJR 1 year ago
The rule about porn is important. Why do straight men watch porn together? My friend (who isn't my friend anymore) kept suggesting that I was gay or bisexual because I never clicked the links to porn sites that he sent me. He was creepy, and he was really homophobic, too. One time I jokingly asked whether he likes gay porn, and he got serious about it and said, "Ew, fuck no, but I've had several fags hit on me." He's homophobic but thinks I'm gay because I won't watch porn with him.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
Probably the funniest channel on youtube in a while
HowPettyful 1 year ago
i have done #6 lol cos we were in a club and i didnt wanna get lost
chay619wrestlemania 1 year ago 2
Hilarious.. Real Funny
Bgroundfilms 1 year ago
how real did that punch look hahaha
jesus7447 1 year ago
thanks for making me wake up late for school david, your vids kept me up cuz of their funny as a mothafudgin ship =(
MapleBasketball 1 year ago 23
i didn't laugh to much untill number one that was fucking..... not expected i guess?
spyman37 1 year ago
#3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg
jerkzsolow 1 year ago
let's get drunk and punch someone in the face!!!!!
CaptainBlackass 1 year ago
WAT DAH FAQ !!!
igorfranklin83 1 year ago
i don't think i ever heard anyone say number 1 to there friends lol
sikokiller12 1 year ago
can i have some??? xd
Sachichigo 1 year ago
i laughed
txteabagger 1 year ago
#1 hahahahaha
a7xsongs69 1 year ago
if dat dude try to touch my abs i wud know his lights put wit da fudging wieghts
abnormaltempest 1 year ago
50 gays disliked this video
Jaecht88 1 year ago