When Nature Calls in a Jet Fighter at 500 knots

[krikeysmateZ]

EJECT EJECT!

[Agora2021]

I am not looking forward to intestinal distress when flying.

[MrJonny0004]

HAHA HOW CAN U SHIT WITH UR BUTTCHEEKS TOGETHER HA

[MissMan666]

@MrJonny0004 it will come out somehow :D

[MrJonny0004]

CALLSIGN MR TERD LMFAO

[FEEDNINEofcl]

I thought those things ran on farts anyway!

[skazhiprivet]

he should have gone outside...

[24rickdizzle]

Classic!

[spad23]

Is it not possible to take a dump in a piddle pack?

[Derail07]

I’d wear a diaper to have more time flying a jet 

[MrGupGup7]

what about all the people who went to the moon? "Huston we have a problem."

[jedimuppet82]

i can smell you over here!

[stuntmanmike37]

I'm a crew chief and fly a lot and am proud to say that I've never shat on an airplane.

[tomcat514]

I bet the crew chief would have the seat ejected with the pilot in it instead of washing it. LOL

[severrnijKGU]

the nasa tradition is that the astronauts eat a steak and eggs breakfast, almost no residue is left at the end of the process. but what did yuri gagarin get before his flight? an enema.

[Illbewatching777]

When you got to go you got to go!

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

o that fucking made my day

[135boomer]

This right here makes me glad I fly a tanker and not a fighter!

[210482fmj]

i used to think this would be really cool but then i realized you would suffer physically. My health is worth more than any airplane

[beroth1]

Ouch. That would suck balls.

[009jailkeeper]

fighter pilots must wear diapers at all cost

[JohnnyWishbone85]

@009jailkeeper

Only on longer flights.

[dvdcnly]

Don't those jet jockeys wear depends?

[porpus99]

The whole time the dude who shit himself is trying to explain what happened, the other guy in the plane is just giggling like a little girl

[copkhan007]

i gotta shit, eject eject

[cal45deserteagle]

doctors advice, read carefully "we all know that when you go to foreign locale some of us cannot escape problem like this one, Best solution to this kind of problem is every morning drink two pills of those Multi Vitamins the orange or yellow kind or whatever kind it protects you from this kind of situation by making your bowel hard or to put it correctly your crap shit hard, one disadvantage is it very hard to dump the crap out!" no pun intended.

[footballhokie]

if i was the other guy i would be like, "fuck this! EJECT!"

[Direwolf56]

Stomach ache in a fighter jet, that's got to be the worst feeling in the worlds

[flyer203]

Poor guys...

One for shit himself the other for endure the smell.

[CronozDK]

Ahaha...that sucks. New callsigns: Foo...I mean... POOfighters 1 & 2 :-)

[TinnInches]

I am ROLLING here when his partner is lol'ing at the end

[mokle999]

Imagine pulling 6 g's while sitting on a turd! :S

[Wucares]

@mokle999 goes into your neck :p

[BakedFrenchToast]

lol you'll never live that one down sir!

[jackrb11]

in a C-17 is there a toilet

[gigaboat]

I shat myself on a ski lift once , when I got to the top I was stuck to the seat !

[jwalker477]

Oh man, if the plane dove, the centrifugal force would push that shit right up his jumpsuit into his face lol.

[jwalker477]

The awkward moment when you realize your copilot shit in the plane...

[Christos75GR]

Its a shitty job ...

[suds42]

Hahaha...that's funny but what else can you do.

[JVC7400]

"EJECT EJECT"!!!

[rf13v]

totally fake and bad done.

amateurs.

[WinchesterRanger]

Happened to an Australian Mirage III pilot during air combat maneuvering while on detachment to an exotic locale.  He ate some of the local food and had an acute attack of Montezuma's Revenge. As his aircraft entered the merge nose to nose with a second Mirage he cranked on the g and as his g suit inflated around his stomach it forced the liquid contents of his bowels into his flightsuit, down his legs, and onto the cockpit floor. Immediate abort and RTB plus a crate of beer for the line crew.

[AV8R4HM]

I have had to do that many many times inflight too. Good thing I fly in a C-17!

[RONNIEH33713]

@AV8R4HM those are like flying warehouses, with a built in bathroom!

[MiloMatrataMusic]

@AV8R4HM WOW dude thats awsome. A question for you. WOuld it ever be possible to purchase a jet fighter from the us military. And by that i meen not for another country but for "personal" use. Im sure they would dissmantle all wepon bays and things like that. But would a civilian ever be able to purchase one if they could afford (i cant afford it). And if so fly it legaly ?

[porpus99]

@MiloMatrataMusic Im not the guy you messaged about this, but i can answer your question. It all depends on the kind of Jet fighter. For example, the Russian L-39 Albatros is sold to civilians all the time. All depends on if you can afford the $65000 dollar price tag(rough estimate), not to mention hanger space and maintenance fees.

[MiloMatrataMusic]

@porpus99 dude thats awsome to here

[AV8R4HM]

@MiloMatrataMusic Yes, they do surplus sales all the time. However I would not expect to see an F-16 or F-15 on the civilian market anytime soon.

[porpus99]

@AV8R4HM Im assuming you fly the kind for long trips then. From what i have been told some only have a piss hole, while others that fly long distances have little porta john on board.

[AV8R4HM]

@porpus99 The C-17 actually has an airliner sized lav in it.

[SwiftbeatProductions]

@AV8R4HM Yeah with a BATHROOM! Lol...

[rs4life32]

@AV8R4HM c-17s are massive just lower the back door strap your self in and go out ther back on the taliban :]

[masterdad1]

@rs4life32 lol that is try death by crap now that would suck

[Butcherboytroy]

classic

[theShit310]

why would it be fake?you guys never had the runs before or what?

[bg11215]

He had no choice but to take a dump? How so? Did he take a laxative before the flight or something??? That's the only time I can't hold it. Otherwise my butt muscles are strong enough.

[simageorge63]

@stoneyj50 they have flat bags to use for that

[simageorge63]

fake

but funny

[kozmon0t]

I bet this happens all the time in air combats. I bet they ignore it, too. Better to have shit, or piss, or both, sloshing around in your flight suit than to perish in a big orange fireball.

[hh1n]

@Stover36

Whoops, yeah, 7.3. Pulling any Gs with a shit in your flight suit probably isn't a good idea.

[diveplane]

new callsign stink 1 and 2

[hh1n]

Imagine if he had to engage A-A targets; pulling 9 Gs with a shit in his flight suit. Eww.

[Stover36]

@hh1n Phantoms -> 9G... wut? Still, even at the phantoms maximum 7.3 G it would be... nasty.

[scanor]

Oh man.. that's just what'l get you a new callsign.. and not a flattering one at that..

[3g2i]

Oh god, the biggest fear of all I have thought about ><

Poor guy, but I laughed a lot while listening ^^''

[r1oot]

fuck that wants me to shit too! luckily i'm in my house. shitting in a multi-million dollar plane places a major dent in your ego :(

[geniemist]

good thing he has oxygen mask xD

[laiosto]

I've often wondered what happened when fast jet pilots needed to bleed their lizards or take a dump during flight.This video answers it.I thought that they wore colostomy bags and adult diapers.Can you imagine what it would be like on a long distance SR-71 flight?8 hours sitting in your own shit,while it slowly crusts around your arse.

[akshaytridip40]

he shud have ejected hahaha... lol.... mommy i want to go bathroom ejecting roger.... HAHAHA

[superhornet59]

@akshaytridip40 HHAHAHHA

[MovieMad007]

Not a fan of America has to be said.....but .........am sorry for this guy, thats rotten. I hope he was ok and returned safely!

[122willman]

poor guy, very funny but that definitely sucks!

[Fight4MyFreedom]

I knew it. XD

[kodpsa]

This is making me laugh so hard hahahahha!

[kisselgirl7]

Poor boy....I suppose he got over it but certainly a memorable experience for all involved....my heart feels for the poor man...

[spins321]

Hahah, that really, really sucks! You think the RIO smelled anything?

Great editing once again, Stoney!

[thatman64]

@spins321 If you listen, it was the RIO lol. Unless the pilot managed to shit on the back seat, which is quite impressive, shit or no shit. To be fair, it isn't the event that's particularly bad. That sort of thing is never gonna go away in the crew room.