Half-Life: Uplink (1999 short film)

[cri2oo7]

oh yeah good times when gaben don't was insulted by fags because they want episode 3

[unst55]

Good film

[Twonkus]

FIlm was made in 1999.

Coming Soon - Team Fortress 2?

In Valve Time Soon is 8 years?

[egitoso]

@Twonkus oh damn now we know about the fate of episode 3 is gonna released in 2015 ,30 of february

[spartan117ce]

This movie is credit to movie cliches everywhere.

[osmanlitorunu1990]

bla bla bla, Mr. Freeman.

[rosaleenauk]

I have to LOL at the use of HL sound effects...

[TheBlueBullets]

I actually kinda like this film. Sure it's a little low budget but it does Half Life 1 justice. At least it had material from the game such as the radio chatter and other sound effects.

[nopushbutton]

@TheBlueBullets

still, I think there's no denying that Bedfordshire looks nothing like New Mexico

[thegodthatdied]

ah, 240p , we meet again .....

[hookyboysb]

COMING SOON: TEAM FORTRESS II

"soon" must be 9 years later then

[JagjeetMann]

you know something as bad as this is that sunlight and music near the end just froze my entire body for a second as my mind warped back to the 90s, the films the music, the old toonami etc just came flashing back, goddman all from this shitty little movie, thanks uplink, you did something...right

[JagjeetMann]

Lol this was filmed with british actors imitating american accents, sounds so cheesy lolololol

[DaFuqMan]

GLORIOUS 240P

[CombineOverWiki]

@DaFuqMan Should I add "(240p LD)" at the end? :P

[RadioOperator01]

@CombineOverWiki surely both of them are dead :) Since you are one of the members of Combine Wiki you must surely know that in opposing force black mesa was nuked by g-man and even if somehow they survived that surely they didn't survive the Uprising 20 years later in City 17...although that was IF they were in the storyline nor the universe what so ever....am I right? heh :)

[kanharn]

If only he had a crowbar

[kanharn]

It supposed to be based after the indecent. A journalist has gone to the Black Mesa base to find out what happened.

If you have played Half Life 2 this is the start of world war 3, or 7hr war.

This Film is shit.

[smartuy1]

Terrible, but love the way how he picked up the mp5 at the end

[smartuy1]

Guys, the girls is a black ops assaisin

[nicmiha]

lol Team Fortres II coming soon at 5:02)))

[DragonSpikeXIII]

@nicmiha in Valve Time, 12 years is still considered soon :D

[SuddenAttacker100]

@JURPO90 That woman was a human assassin without a mask.

[t455o]

Uwe Boll would have done a much better movie!

[BoyzCorporation]

Tom and Jerry is better then this, AND BLACK MESA IS IN MEXICO SO WHY IS THERE GRASS

[jurjenmolen]

@BoyzCorporation Black mesa is in NEW mexico, USA. Furthermore, they have grass in Mexico.

[Vaska007]

@BoyzCorporation NEW Mexico. New, you forgot NEW!

[EhHolepro]

So glad Valve took over after these retards...they obviously don't know how to continue a series. It simply makes no sense. :0

[itsconnorstime]

"coming soon, team fortress 2". oh dear.

[kamilfreeman]

@itsconnorstime How wrong they were...

[BowserKoopaFTW]

@itsconnorstime Yeah, i can see it now

heavy: "I am the heavy weapons person? I have a gun! *drops plastic pistol and it slides across the floor*'

[BowserKoopaFTW]

Random girl: "come with me if you want to live?"

seriously, who wrote these lines? and who thought it would be a good idea to hire her?!

[cptnsquires]

@BowserKoopaFTW that was a black ops assasain the OTHER military comando unit sent into black mesa as seen in HALF-LIFE opposing force & HALF-LIFE:1 not to mention many fan made mods. they were sent in to silence the personal and military units due to the HECUs failing at containing the aleins. why she helped him i dont know

why. she probably wanted to get out alive .....

[raluboon]

Wow. This is fucking terrible.

[Erilis666]

oh, this takes me back... god, I love the sounds from Half-Life... I need to play the original again :)

[TheAregna]

I like the movie. They did something in 1999. Ambience is Ok, but sounds is good.

[vracerua]

Coming soon.. Team Fortress II? Right.

[LegoJunk128]

I guess these guys didn't know that Black Mesa was in a desert.

[ZombiesOhMyGod]

What. The. Fuck. >:C

[OldMilk12]

Come on guys, it wasn't that bad. Just an amateur film, didn't hurt my eyes like tranformers 2 did

[tehzombeh98]

Well I think we can all agree that this is the best movie EVAR.

[TheExploradores]

Very good entertainment .

Good work :D

[SavageShark]

I don't know about this but it's as if this film was a strange dream you were having at night.

[LordVidra]

Well this would have been certainly one more of Valve's regrets if they would have ever made a full film, besides that fairy rpg game...

[ShadowWolf123]

Come with me if you want to live? This isn't terminator is it?

Furthermore this is retarded.

[n4ndude]

Kinda WTF?

[imperialguard1993]

sucked ass, TWICE!

[joemanYT]

Two bad the whole place was nuked in the end

[davxx27]

This was terrible but it was made in 1999 it has to be terrible, but i could do better...

[iqiq123]

student actors in the flesh or rather in no hazard suit

i took the liberty of taking none of your weapons

most of them were only cameras

as for the clothes

i dont want them

[Wussup8000]

I like the overused Terminator meme that they used for the ending, the unoriginal choice of name, and the fact that their special effect budget was lower than the first season of Star Treck. By now you've noticed that I'm talking ironically...

[YuukiYori]

@Wussup8000

Ironically? ....

Sarcasm you mean?

[Wussup8000]

@YuukiYori Did I say that?  I could of sworn that I said Sarastically. Well yeah, that's what I meant.

[gordanbadman]

It only took 8 years later for TF2

[cavegames]

@gordanbadman I think (fear?) they were not referring to the game, but another one of their flicks...

[JURPO90]

so... who´s that guy? why is there horde coming (i know they used that sound in half-life, but not all the fucking time) why is the quality rubbish? where´s all the aliens? who´s that woman who says "come with me if you want to live" IT MAKES NO SENSE.

ITS NOT HALF-LIFE, ITS SOME RUBBISH STUDENT FILM FILMED WITH A FREAKING CALCULATOR...

[foxh8er]

@JURPO90 It might be Gina, the also-bada** scientist who may or may not be canon due to the fact that she was only on the Playstation 2 and was created after this film was made....

You're right. It makes no sense.

[Chikunnism]

@JURPO90 >To answer each of your questions

>Fan based character (Seeing it's a FAN film)

>Dramatic tension commonly used in films

>1999 low budget film

>HL isn't just aliens *Coughcoughcombinecough*

>Cliche one liner from the 80s and 90s.

1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 FAN FILM FAN FILM FAN FILM FAN FILM FAN FILM FAN FILM CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

[JURPO90]

@Chikunnism if its fan film, why it doesnt make any sense? i think the fans are the people who really know about the game, and try to make atleast a understandable film with noticeable characters. but this IS NOT a fan film, its marketing film that sierra ordered to promote the game, didnt you read the description?

and HL is about aliens, combine is bunch of enslaved aliens. the question is why they dont show aliens. 50´s style stopmotion puppets are at least expected.

[cptnsquires]

@JURPO90 yer comment makes no sence....

[JURPO90]

@cptnsquires yes it does. it clearly shows that i dont know whats happening in this video and im angry because of that.

[nicmiha]

@JURPO90 this is official advertisment film produced by British marketing agency Cruise Control for Valve

lurk at hte wiki:

half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Half-­Life:_Uplink_(film)

[JURPO90]

@nicmiha i know its supposed to be marketing film or whatever, but it doesnt make sense!

[rainbowsix1998]

@JURPO90 It's half life, it's the only half life film made by valve and sierra...

that guy is a journalist

the quality is horrible cause it has 12 years and never had a good copy of this rare film

that women... i dont know xd

there are no aliens because of the budget

[CombineOverWiki]

@rainbowsix1998 It wasn't made by Valve nor Sierra. Read the description.

[Pythoner]

@rainbowsix1998 what budget?

[RadioOperator01]

@JURPO90 NO HE FILMED IT WITH A TOASTER! and it wasn't a horde it was a person that couldn't speak cause it got an arrow at it's leg :P lol

[Jeremytroid]

That was a load of utter crap. The only thing Half-Life about it was sounds. You don't even get to see aliens!

[kremzik]

@Jeremytroid 1, IT WAS FRIGGIN 2001! Your smartphone is better than the PC with what they putted it together man.

2. There was a barnacle...

3. Grunts are still there. Or soldiers or whatever.

[h0ts0ur]

"Come with me if you want to live."

[ShadowofMeadow]

that was... interesting

[kingplatypus3rd]

I like how the ending makes no sense.

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd the helicopter noize at the end hints that they have escaped using a helichoppah...

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

No it doesn't. How could they even get to the helicopter, they're underground? The ending makes no sense because the girl who saves him comes out of nowhere for no reason and she's not even from the game. Because there isn't a second part to this, nothing is explained.

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd THEY PROBABLY WERE FILIMING ON A LOW BUDGET DUMBSHIT!!!

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

That's not an excuse for bad writing and leaving the ending on a cliffhanger. Just because you have a low budget doesn't mean you can't still make something good. Why are you even defending this in the first place?

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd because a real fan of this series would defend this film due to the fact no-body's made a real movie yet...

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

Don't give me that "real fan" bullshit. Any fan of any series should be able to tell if something is good or not, unless your a fanboy, which your making me believe you are. Not to mention that's an absolutely terrible reason to defend this "film".

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd dude shut up......

[cptnsquires]

@cptnsquires and go play halo or something......

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

lol Okay, easy to see you can't defend this thing any further so you tell me to "shut up" and "play halo". You just automatically assume I play Halo? I hate Halo. It's an overrated piece of crap. Why don't YOU shut up and learn to back up your opinions and start debating like a smart person?

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd thats why i told you to go play it. its overated XD and pleastop trolling up my inbox you gottah run out of shitty comebacks soon enough :I

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

lol I'm not trolling. Trolling is for losers. I'm probably just smarter than you are. Also, even if I was a troll, why would you keep responding to me? That's the exact opposite of how you deal with trolls.

[obsidialord]

@kingplatypus3rd you ARE a trolololol.

trols be 'a trollin

[cptnsquires]

@kingplatypus3rd block'D :/

[kingplatypus3rd]

@cptnsquires

Okay then.

[BAB13100]

Quite poor, indeed.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

69 vids hehehe

[akdk95]

first! But who is the chick at the end of the video? I also like how it says: Coming soon: Team Fortress 2:D

[GannonSlayer1437]

"Coming soon: Team Fortress II" Yeah. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiight...

[franciscoman22]

@GannonSlayer1437 ajajaj xD