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  • I want this video on my U8800 Pro phone.

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    & this is fucking sick!

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  • im scared of dots

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  • thumbs up if rooster teeth drunk tank sent you here.

  • 30-40, 000 Lights are used. Each light is like a camera, This shit is smart.

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  • Wow... Good just Kinect, this is really cool.

  • If u have a connect u actually have to put everyone of those dots all around the room

  • The most interesting part of this video is the flickering you see when you image the IR source. I assume that the micro-mirror unit within the Kinect is generating the structured light patterns which are then sensed by the IR imager.

  • it uses the dots the to harvest your soul! just kidding its just to track your body

  • This is what makes kinect awesome and DRUNK TANK!!!!!

  • This is what makes kinect awesome

  • O_O

  • wow!! look what microsoft invented!!! just wow!!! and they say sony is better, YOU WISH!!!

  • @Supralover79 It's stupid how people have this undying allegiance to a company whose main focus is money, not the consumer. I wish fanboyism would fucking end.

  • @awes0mepenguin shut up asshole

  • @Supralover79 i wonder if xbox and sony will ever work together to make a gaming console.... then who would you have left to hate?... damn jews.

  • @bakeee I dont hate sony but the facts are that xbox are better, I read a lot of forums, including IGN, overall xbox is better, but yes I wish that xbox and sony work together, they would make a superb console!

  • @Supralover79 are you dumb? if sony and xbox worked together there would be no competition, and

    no competition = expensive and overall bad products.

  • @NoNiceNamesLeft but he's driving and striving and hugging the turns.

    and thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

  • @Supralover79 IGN and the like have a OPINION that Xbox is better, scientifically proven? NO.

    Get your shit together before you make any more assumptions regarding this. Xbox might excel in one way but the PS3 counters that with another positive part. They're equal and will stay equal and the only thing that differs between them is everyone's opinion. IGN is a bunch of retarded faggots anyway.

  • @NaygetivReign agreed

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  • Takunanuva, yea, i figured! I don't think Microsoft would want that much blood on there hands... I'm still a ps3 move fan, but I really would love to try the kinect. I hope it's crazy accurate.

  • if all those dots were from laser lights, my dog would shit bricks.

  • Nvm, i had to refresh about 50 times..

  • it seems my computer doesn't want to play that particular video..

  • Matrix!

  • Uhm how can i do that ?? do i need to turn of my light in my room ??

  • That's insane!! I don't think it's bad for you, probably just rays of light detecting the players motion...I think?

  • @Gurch10 Yeah, it's less harmful than sunlight.

  • i dont think this's good 4 health :S

  • Wake up, Neo...

  • I now feel like playing kinect will give you cancer.

  • my dad can do that ge has a laser grid pointer thing it makes dots all over the room too for ghost hunting

  • Thats pretty epic.. not gonna lie.

  • I think that those are all jus lil bits of jizz splattered across the room...

  • @z1000111 That is one precise masterbater.

  • @z1000111 Infrared, not Blacklight.

  • Now Microsoft can shoot one of these laser at the pirated movie on your coffee table and know that it's illegal. And guess what they have you address with the GPS locator. So they can send T-800 to terminate the copy and your entire family as an example to the rest. The future is now.

  • Drunk Tank was right

  • @Itachi9000ful LMFAO! hahaha thats where i found out about it tooo!!!!!

  • the kinect blows...fuck motion gaming

  • What Marksman said , They turn into 3 dots that are red and the predator noises knaknankaknakna and you hear screaming

  • molested by photons..

  • The Feds spy on you through you kinect!

  • Jesus, can't that much infrared light give you supercancer or something?

  • @ZetaVS lol no.

  • @ZetaVS Jesus can help you buddy. Did you not learn conservation. One cookie divided into 5 pieces does not make 5 whole cookies. The tiny lights are fragments of the diodes in the Kinect. Not that much light.

  • I'm gonna get nightvision goggles, get kinect, Get some shrooms, get fucked up on those shrooms. and just stair at those dots with the lights off.

  • I thought that was weird pattern jizz stains >.>

  • ENEMY SNIPERS!

  • YOU BEDAZZLED MY F****** LIVING ROOM?!

  • THERE IS NO SPOON

  • Given this night vision, you can detect and track people!

    Check this out:

    /watch?v=x--xlKWBTAE

    "Real-time People detection and tracking with multiple Kinect cameras"

  • Kinect Recalled for testicular cancer 1 week after release

  • @Overjoyedbus Nice. Legal pot.

  • @dkc4475 That would work, I guess. But it doesn't matter to me, I don't have or use KINECT.

  • Weird. Considering the projection, I would think then that if someone walked behind you while you were playing or something it'd pick up that and screw you up in the game, but I haven't seen that in any gameplay vids.

    Kinda cool though - it can be used as a game controller, and it could be used to do some awesome photography or art pieces too.

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  • Let's drop acid to this :D

  • Nooooo...! it scans your house and sends to goverment as data!!! :P

  • so THAT's where The Matrix is...

  • Equally weird, the KINECT takes photos of you and has the capability to send them up the line, to where, who knows. Mircosoft claims the user has all control over the KINECT unit but if it's on, it could be sending images from your site of installation.  Be careful with it!

  • @TangoDown229 lol, this comment reminds me of an episode of futurama where fry believed people were trying to steal his thoughts so wore a tin foil hat.

    Who would want to see your lounge, seriously? a burgler? The people with that level of access to the kinnect photo's probably get paid your full years income a day.

    You can always disconnect from xbox live if your that mad, or monitor the traffic on your network

  • @henniganwilson Hey, I'm just saying. *LOL* 

  • IT GOES EVEN IN MY EYES ?! OMG I'll BE BLIND !

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  • Stop! You're letting out all the magic dust!

  • Funny how the Kinect seems to fascinate people more than playing the actual games :D

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  • WHATS WITH THE DOTS O_O

  • @crazypunkjenny Kinect uses a dot mesh as a way to form depth in the image. it has an IR camera to pick it up, and a single Color camera.

  • @brt5470 oh i see :P ^^

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  • Holy crap thats kinda freaky! No wonder it knows everything...

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  • I keep expecting to see three of those dots swirl around into a triangle and turn red.

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  • @Boxvoko its the roosterteeth podcast...why do u think this vid has so many views? they mentioned it

  • @MyThIcaL343 lol, I think the massive views came after this video was featured on joystiq/engadget/destructoid..­. its all good tho.

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  • wait, night-vision camera's pick up Infrared light?

  • @GrizzlerBorno night vision is just a cam with out the infrared filter and an infrared light.

  • @GrizzlerBorno actually any camera will pick up infrared light. even a shitty cell phone camera. you know how there's the little infrared light on remote controls? if you look at that little light through a cell phone and press a button on the remote you'll see it light up through your phone.

  • @PyroNinja713 ok cool. for some reason i always associate IR with 'heat'. as in hot objects emit IR which is why thermal optics cameras pick up IR.

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  • Pretty advanced for a gimmick

  • @OriginalOwlAssassin Who's willing to bet OriginalOwlAssassin has never touched a Kinect before he said that?

  • @WGMindless I haven't touched it, no - (I thought that was the point of Kinect?) But I can see a pattern - Wii does really well, then people lose interest, but others try to jump onto the bandwagon. Seriously, all the games for Kinect can be copy/pasted from original Wii titles, and look how well they turned out. Everyone adored Wii sports - myself included - but after a few weeks, they just haven't got the appeal of proper games. I want to relax while playing games, not have a workout

  • @WGMindless Isn't the whole point of a Kinect so you don't HAVE to touch it?

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  • There's all kinds of research about what patterns work better, etc. I think ideally there would be a constantly shifting pattern to improve accuracy but then the projector would need a scanning laser instead of some fixed element.

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