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  • and that is the damages if you hit ANOTHER suburban/ same weight vehicule. Replace the wall with a honda fit and hmm.... nevermind

  • Humps like a low rider!

  • FUCK! blinked twice because of the noise and missed the whole video -.-

  • And this is why I like trucks...

  • i hope the dirver isnt someone i know

  • Thats a nice looking chevrolet.

  • poor car :(

  • They stopped testing the old Suburbans, 91 and earlier because they broke too many concrete walls.

  • @G0dspelronin really?

    

  • @corey4406 lol...NO. But they were made with very thick steel, thus the joke. lol Nothing today has that quality steel, and the frames bend easier for safety reasons, to absorb the damage so your internal organs have a slightly better chance of surviving

  • @G0dspelronin Awesome comment dude ;-)

  • @gangste3r lol...glad it could be appreciated

  • @G0dspelronin U serious?

  • the 2007-present Chevrolet Silverado was assembled in

    Oshawa, Ontario, Canada

    Flint, Michigan, United States

    Fort Wayne, Indiana, United States

    Pontiac, Michigan, United States

    Silao, Mexico

    Caracas, Venezuela

  • bounce bounce LOL

  • The freakin driveshaft buckled and broke the plexiglass floor!

  • lol

  • didn't see that this is a fucking 2 second video Oo

  • wheelie time

    

  • the thing weighs 3 tons. it BETTER do well.

  • it doesn't matter if the entire front end is totaled, look at the cab- not a scratch!

    Suburbans ftw

  • 0:1 bouncy bouncy

  • hahahaha thats rugged

  • I love the cadillac escalade ESV that kind of suburban and a GMC yukon XL denali! I think I might get them both

  • that is one safe driving machine

  • Way too many American SUV crash tests have no narrative, no videos of results, no survivability explanation and they don't let anyone see the dead dummies inside.

    Are they hiding something? You bet they are. Watch the whole frame under the driver of a Ford Explorer, America's most popular gas guzzler SUV BEND IN HALF on another video.

  • @w4csc wow you're stupid.

  • @w4csc WELL I GUESS

    29mpg is uneconomical

  • the cab didn't even crumble. Nice job, GM.

  • it jumps when your dying and wish you bought a showcar

  • HAHAHA LOW RIDER CRASH

  • Thumbs up if you want a chevy suburban. I am ganna get one

  • damn the strength of that thing is incredible, with the amount of weight behind it going into a wall and only taking minimal damage, imagine what it will do to a car

  • @atgskater14 kill its inhabitants?

  • @pfun41

    Yeah more than likely unfortunately.

  • I bet that thing would still run.

    God bless CHevrolet.

  • @presidentbren not in a million years. for multiple reasons

  • 0:1 low rider jaja

  • this hurts me .

  • thats one strong sum bitch

  • The guy driving it is thinking "Gotta get to work, going to be late, O CRAP A WALL!" lol =D

  • @Z34teen you are right - American cars are much safer than they credit for ---the Ford Taurus also a best seller had very good safety record-- I saw a northbound suburban hit a semi pulling a flatbed (all steel) trailer in Houston years ago and the suburban had the front doors open- hood and fenders bent to hell etc but the driver and passenger up front Walked Away- which as they say in the airplane industry is a "good landing"

  • oops, i broke it. i pressed play so many times that now it wont play anymore. lol.

  • guys try watchin german cars you get the same thing

  • If you hit a fucking wall at 45 MPH your gonna get fucked up or die anyway....

  • Another American shit bucket...what a waste smh!

  • are you serious? what do you drive? a cardboard box on wheels?

  • Yeah, the truth fucking hurts doesn't it? LOL...now fuck off and go bitch to someone else on here who actually gives 2 fucks cuz i don't!! And from the best of my knowledge, i take it your the one who rides a bicycle everyday to your low paying fast food job. You will NEVER catch me dead in some unreliable, poor value, poorly built, lame ass "American" shit bucket like someone of YOU would drive. Nobody asked for your opinions so i suggest you shut the FUCK UP fagget!

    Later!

  • wow. you really think you're hot shit, don't you asshole? Well. you are shit, but that's besides the point. ok Unreliable American cars? wtf are you smoking, cuz it's definitely potent shit. American cars hold more million mile records than any other country's cars. Shitbox? The Chevy Lumina and Monte Carlo held a 5 star safety rating all around through their lifespan in every category. Even side impact and rollovers, the 2 toughest tests in the industry. I can go on and on, but I'm out of space

  • @Richboy219 Just so you know its FAGGOT not FAGGET, but who's keepin track lol.

    Should have spent some more of your supposed money on better schooling.

    I do agree European cars are better- well except for the whole reverse thread bolts, funky wiring systems(that ALWAYS screw up with floating and reverse grounds). In a Mercedes if one sensor or relay goes bad it wreaks havock on the entire system of the car. The engines last longer than American cars but everything else on them fails first.

  • @JimmyR1rider WOW, i see i have to lower my standards to your level lol. And just who the fuck are you suppose to be? The Nazi grammar patrol? Oh gee, im so sorry Mister, next time i post a comment on YouTube, i'll ask my mommy to hold my hand ok? *(sarcasm)* Dude, you need to get a fucking life and stop commenting on shit thats over 3 months old and then you wanna bitch to me because i misspelled a word? Looks like you spend too much time on the internet. Perhaps you need a new hobby. Later!

  • @Richboy219 Honestly no you dont have to put yourself at anyones standard, but its really disheartening to see that all you young morons in this country cant spell half of the words in your vocabulary correctly. I can care less if you're uneducated but I always make sure I spell a term that I'm calling someone in a letter or on the computer correctly. It just makes you look like an idiot when you cant spell the derogatory terms you call someone is all. So, your the average teen, misspell away.

  • @Richboy219 Hey kid, you need to back up your claims of truth on "American shit buckets". Gimme some cold hard facts on why "American shit buckets" are the way you described them. And if you hate "American shit buckets" why the fuck were you watching this video? You're probably some spoiled Canadian teenager, still sucking on your mama's titty.

  • @BBTthetank LMAO i just love how you put so much thought and energy into your shitty ass comment. Typical American cunts! Apparently reading comprehension isn't your strong point cuz if you knew how to fucking read you would know it says U.S. on my profile you close minded ignorant FUCK!!! Your just upset because ur mother has down syndrome and fucked ur crackhead AIDs infested faggot father and made your handycapped crack baby shit out the bag.

    Later you generic fuck!

  • @Richboy219 "Fuckity, fuck-fuck, fuck your mother, fuck fuck fuck fuck..." Dude, is that your whole vocabulary? You need to either; go back to school, or blow your brains out. Why would I even be remotely interested in looking up YOUR profile, plus not to mentioned you just shot yourself in the foot, since you called yourself an American cunt, STILL sucking on your mama's titty.. just like little Stephen from the 'Greatest Freak Out Ever 3' video. Check it out, that's YOU in the video! LMAO.

  • That's them there factory hydraulics so you can still look cool after totalling your truck.

  • how can u like this shitty fugly cars?!

  • The last hardy GM's are Saturn and Buick, but Chevy (except the Silverado), GMC (Giant Mass of Crap), Ford (Found On the Road Dead), and Dodge are pieces of SHIT! OH yah, its not surprising GM got rid of Olds, because their cause didn't break down.

  • exelente!!!

  • i hate imports yeeehaw. im a red neck dildo.

  • @chaosad09

    hahaha your comment made my day, what are you 12? LMFAO!!!

  • american cars are the fuck

  • That is the reason why almost NO ONE buys ameriturd cars in Europe ... for example the Cadillac CTS, which was sold 32 times last year in Germany, due to severe security faults, engines blown up at 15,000 km and countless other failures.

    Ameriturds, keep your scrap on your side of the Atlantic.

  • jumps a lot ^o) way too much dummy movement...

  • yeah but those suv's are 50000 to 46000 but at the end their worth it because their safe.

  • Wow that did really good lol..now i think i want one :P

  • See how many times it hopped?

  • Thats scary

  • scared the fuck out of me,,, CHEVY FTMFW!!!!

  • tank

  • haha now thats cool 5 stars and to my favorite box thingy becuse that was cooooooooooooooooooooooool!

  • Everyone saying dodge chevy or gm is bad can go fuck theyre rice bowl toyota or hondas

  • i concur

  • i hate fucking imports cars lol go american cars!

  • yes but dodge does not make a any vehicle that gets good gas milage

  • LOL so right! That must explain why Ford and GM are rated at he top of the quality ratings list, both with best in class towing and fuel economy!

    Wait a secound... Dodge= fail.

  • haha yeah right chevy and ford are better than dodge.

    ps: dodge is made in italy now i hear...

    haha :)

  • Pimpmobile LOL

  • Its A Very Reliable SUV.

  • its the perfect SUV, its got the handling, with the massive cargo space inside. you can do pretty much anything with those SUVs

  • I got a 2001 k2500 suburban and it been running very good. It has 160,000 miles on it and it still runs like new but only DUMBASSES thinks its not a reliable suv

  • I agree! We have a 2000 Yukon XL 1500 and it has 176,000. It never lets us down *knock on wood*

  • I use to own a 2007 LT. But I got bored with it so I bought a (2007) Escalade and traded-in the Suburban for (also 2007) fully-equipped Yukon XL Denali.

    Yeah, go ahead haters, thump my comment down.

  • i think the thumb up and down is like either agreeing or disagreeing to the comment.

  • @Cargo1273 ahh fuck. o like what you are saying. thanks for sticking with gm :).

  • @Cargo1273

    hey Sunshine, you misspelled "thumb".

  • @Cargo1273 no hate, lol. you're still with GM

  • @Cargo1273 Don't worry, no one will "thump" your comment.

  • @Cargo1273 wow dude you had 4 trucks?!!?!?! you must of been rich as hell!!!! XD

  • @Cargo1273 lol

  • @Cargo1273 so you got bored of the suburban and bought a suburban look alike ? haha u stoopid.

  • It just bounced back...lol

  • I just wish this video was a little shorter.

    I don't have all day to sit here and watch this you know.

    :)

  • hahaha

  • goshh i kno lol

  • @THEbig9er yes , Is TOO LONG, right?

  • i <3 big SUVs

  • Speed?

  • @dnukem88 NHTSA 35MPH and IIHS 40 MPH.

  • the suburban has been pimped, check the bounce during impact!

  • that's why I roll one.

  • Pretty solid.

  • that suv looks pretty safe for its size...........

  • There is no 40% impact zone here, that's why it did so well.

    Putting a 40% impact zone focuses the crash energy on a small part of the car, though making the test substancially more difficult.

  • Thats called the offset test.

  • this test is also done at a slower speed!!!

  • damn that video really gets to the point quick

  • That is huge! It's like crashing a freight train! looks safe though.

  • thats good for an american car

  • it is not an American car, it is an American Tank to transport one 150lb man, you need a  3 ton Tank (6000 lbs) in the name of safety and capacity.

  • wow... that was awesome!

  • That is not bad. The front is supposed to go like that in a crash. That reduces g force and makes it more safer you idiots.

  • thats too bad, this is my sisters fav car! haha

  • Wow... how accidents happen in a blink of an eye.

  • safe

  • What the hell are you talking about? That wasn't bad at all. In fact, that was very good. What, did you expect it to end up with a dent and a few scratches?

  • Also, that's the weight of it crashing against itself. If the test had been against an Aveo you'd be seeing differently.

  • Lol actually it's what safty is about!

  • safe

  • OUCH

  • I would rather be in that thing in a crash than any car or truck on this planet!! you think American cars suck, look at the Chinese car crash test, the engine was in the dummies eyeball!!

  • Go see "Crash Test Ford F-150 ncap test".

  • In this car you will survive any attack from any angle from any japcrap cars...

  • Some do but Japanese cars really do!

  • What the fuck are you talking about!? Japanese are the best. They are the only Auto company who have a decent hybrid. With a electric motor, they get the best MPG and relieability. Look at the 08 Nissan GT-R. 0-60 MPH in 3.2 seconds! And you still think they suck? Do some reserch.

  • i would agree but we all know hybrids are only a short term solution, i do think that fouregn car companys are getting to proffesianal in hybrids when they should be working on other alternatives, GM is the first in the world with a hybrid SUV its not the best but its damn better them the gas SUV's but thats not GM's only focus there working on many other alternatives, one is the new equanox it runs off hydrogen and many OTHER alternatives are in development as well, the US has electric cars to.

  • Well, all the GM hybrids do is the engine shuts off when the car is idle. Thats no Hybrid, It's bullshit. I'm talking about electric motors like Toyota builds. Look at the prius. Sure its a ugly car but it gets 48-52 MPG! Great! Also Lexus and Toyota have SU Hybrids such as the Lexus RX400H..Beautiful and Also the Toyota Highlander Hybrid. GM still makes Gas Guzzling SUV's and Trucks That no one buys because gas is going up so eeryone is going for Japanese Hybrids because they are real hybrids.

  • wtf are you talking about, god do some fucking research befor you comment!

    the tahoe gets 11 city and 17 highway, but the tahoe hybrid get 25 highway and 21 city or even higher! its the first two mode hybrid in its class and named the greenest truck for the year thats right greenest it beet the Lexus and Toyota hybrids, plus its the very first full suzed suv hybrid ever built, so dont give me that idleing bullshit. :(

  • It doesnt beat Jpanese you stupid fuck. Japanese have electric motors in their hybrids. GM doesnt yet! Dickhead.

  • yet, you just said yet!!!! the reason wy japan had them first is becouse that fucking country is so damn poluted they needed an alternative!!!!!!!

  • Nope... America has more carbon compound in the air than Japan.. So, America is more polluted... btw, I'm Sorry...

  • Also compare crash tests from GM vehicles to Japanese Vehicles and you see which ones are better.

  • yah but that "shit" will kill a ricer.

    Japanese piece of shit.

    btw yall copy germen car disignes, and downgrade them.

  • What the fuck are you talking about!? Japanese are the best. They are the only Auto company who have a decent hybrid. With a electric motor, they get the best MPG and relieability. Look at the 08 Nissan GT-R. 0-60 MPH in 3.2 seconds! And you still think they suck? Do some reserch.

  • If you bothered to do YOUR research, you'd know GM's two mode hybrid system in their trucks and SUVs has electric motors that can power it under initial acceleration in pretty much the same manner as a Prius.

  • And he ain't lyin', either.

  • Also compare crash tests from GM vehicles to Japanese Vehicles and you see which ones are better.

  • you are comparing iihs tests to nhtsa tests. you cannot do that as iihs tests are much more demanding of a vehicle's safety structure

    and jap cars do good in iihs tests.

  • its got hydraulics. hahahah

  • lol true. it got some hydraulics

  • y was it bouncing > ??

  • Beacause the chassis was to tough to absorb the energy so all the energy not wasted by the crumple zones makes the truck bouncing.

  • LOL watch that SUV bounce like a basketball

  • so true

  • lol thud thud thud

  • Look at that A-Pillar's refusal to fluxuate. Perfect.

  • for starters it took the hit damn well. and second its GENERAL motors you fuck tard

  • dude dont even bother.. this guy is very smart saying Generic motors... Yeah the suburban did way better than the expeditain actually,,, The expeditains frame bends.. so 1 crash like this and ur done... Ford has stoped making good cars,... thats what i think

  • 2 things to remember. The front end is supposed to crumple like that. It's expensive to replace, but it absorbs the impact energy and keeps a lot of the blunt force out of the passenger compartment. Second, this is a pretty fast impact at 40-45 mph. Think about it, in most wrecks, the driver will probably have slammed the brakes and hits at speeds much lower than that.

  • would you care how much it costs.. INSURANCE,, at least it saves lives,.. any 1 agree

  • Ya you do.

  • Boing, boing, boing!

  • it would do much worse in an offset frontal impact

  • Stop putting this on every American car crash test you fucking pussy! That's spam.

  • First of all, stfu. Second, I see that you have no idea what the difference between an offset and a full frontal test is and third, please fuck off, I have better ways to spend my time than conversing with idiots like you.

  • shut up ricer fucker

  • Needs moar slowmo. Gets 1 out of 5 from me.

  • bye bye legs