John Bishop 'Goes Gay' with Graham - The Graham Norton Show, preview - BBC One

[inkbotkowalski]

The German's German sounds weird. Then again, there's a an assload of accents across German-speaking nations.

[leonardusCHE]

I got all correct, its surprisingly easy

[lilmale]

i love graham norton, all the guests seem to have so much fun on the show

[recentdan123]

Is that Tom cruise with a Goatee from mission impossible 2?

[LJDee91]

"Those ears would be handy" haha John ya legend 

[Chromolycus]

The first guy's hot.

[ArcaneFaith]

Only Britain would come up with this idea for a chat show... and thats why I love this country :)

[rgjmce666]

lol and it did end up as a clip with that title

[MonkeyMonkMan]

John Bishop is a cunt

[nicholejane93]

the way the first gay bloke bit his lip when he sat down. phwooar.

[myrthe9753]

What does John Bishop say at 2:01 ?

[kesselrunfun]

@myrthe9753 oh I dunno

[myrthe9753]

@kesselrunfun It's just like so bad, cuz I can't understand a word of what he's saying xD

[lolookphor]

@myrthe9753 "those ears would be handy"

[hbanana7]

This just goes to show just how homophobic American men are with their behaviors and fashions and upkeeping.

[clarkie89]

love the bunny ears at 3:30 LOL!!!

[heavymetalsmoker69]

@clarkie89 lol thatsat 3:35

[xBenHammondzz]

@heavymetalsmoker69 atleast he aint a 43 year old fat youtube slob that sits on minecraft all day like you

[WindInMyWings]

1:27 - I want to know about Hat and Specs.....

[88marome]

I went European on the German guy 'cause I thought he looked like a dark version of TinTin :D

[myrthe9753]

John Bishop doesn't really sounds English?

Why? is it just an accent or so?

[sinesstuff]

@myrthe9753 His accent is from Liverpool =]

[myrthe9753]

@sinesstuff Oh okay :) sounds like German or Greek or something xD

[jhfh3112]

@sinesstuff The rest of him is too

[mrliampep5i]

@myrthe9753 scouse

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

It seems that hosting Eurovision renders you an expert on gays and Europeans.

[crisscross1985]

To be fair, Matt was stuck on a mysterious island for years. :)

[majesticmaniac]

John Bishop is one handsom man...Hes got that Jim Morrison thing goin on..

[lilsi93]

The german guys looks like piotr trochowski.

[MissNephilimAngel]

The first one was cute :P

[Jems17]

@MissNephilimAngel The gay ones always are... =(

[AntoniaTakeThat1]

John's brilliant:)

[minimisstrouble]

2:25 pahahaaa :')

[hestheman929]

Bishop knew exactly what he was saying.

[SchuleZeit]

Simon is definitely not German,He speaks weird Deutsch,I'm not Deutsch but I'm learning and that's weird xD Compare Diana and him xO

[beethethird]

@SchuleZeit I am german and his german is fine. He's from Hessen

[TheVilllageIdiot]

The first guy was hot! damn!

[10lauraloo]

lol i love the way he said whats your name nice german ha :P

[heysutminroev]

What's up with the bunny ears in the background to the left at 3:33 ?

[RedRoosterRoad]

"Turn around..."

"Oh gay, gay, gay"

Lol

[HandsOffTheIvory]

It's a shame that Matthew Fox doesn't loosen up and looks really uptight here...why don't americans get our humour :/

[abdulmuhyemin]

@HandsOffTheIvory It's not that, he just really really wants to go back to the island :/

[MackerLiverpool]

First guy looks like Andy Samberg :L

[igotgleeked]

1:14 What was so obvious?

[TheCrazyPrankster]

@igotgleeked he was wearing tight jeans

[Logitec2k4]

@igotgleeked I think it was the make of jeans as well.

[thermo81]

The gay guy is so hot! :)

[SealsEatWindmills]

Not sure if the beardie guy is enjoying this.

[itzpapalotl13]

@bobtheawesomedude Nacho, it's a common nickname for people named Ignacio.

[InsanityIgnitions]

Simon the German looks like Owen from Torchwood

[BarefootAnthropology]

Watching straight guys try to spot gays is hilarious :-)

[crazycon500MK2]

@BarefootAnthropology Graham is gay...

[BarefootAnthropology]

@crazycon500MK2 I wasn't referring to him!

[Normalizee]

@BarefootAnthropology Graham Norton is gay himself.

[BarefootAnthropology]

@Normalizee No, really? You do surprise me(!)

I was talking about the other two, pedant.

[mushroom1212]

@BarefootAnthropology Bit harsh, @Normalizee appears to have just been trying to be helpful.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@BarefootAnthropology i know, but when gay guys take their dick out of you're ass its easier

[BarefootAnthropology]

@Crazybenjiwoo Really? I'd have thought it'd be harder...

[Mohrkai]

@BarefootAnthropology

you've actually seen that?

[peba132zope]

I went three for three right. Is that a bad thing?

[minimisstrouble]

at 1:53 he looked so worried!!!

[boredgirl2211]

i could watch this game for hours

[heyysimone]

what does john bishop say 4:14?

[ANumber13]

@heyysimone 'You would've wasted a cocktail on him' :)

[zzzooozzzify]

To me it's always in tre eyes. True. :D

[zzzooozzzify]

My gaydar is perfect! Got 'em all right. Hahah

[lovelyjubbly95]

Why are the hot guys always gay?! 

[EnigmaDrath]

@lovelyjubbly95

Because they aren't afraid to openly take better care of themselves.

That, and because Fate loves fucking with us women XD

[starlight104]

aren't most of them going to be european because the show is in the uk, which is europe?

[hollabooiers]

@starlight104 Yeah but when brits talk about Europe, they mean mainland Europe.

[xXnaDilXx]

i thought he'd say german the second before he said german... i don't know why. it's funny though...

[GotchaBad]

the german guy was cute :) and the first 1 :D

[pinkshrimp]

How can they suddenly tell wether oor not he's gay by him turning around?

[devanf17]

@pinkshrimp thw writing across the butt

[kajjagoogoo]

JACK!!!!! WE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND!!!

[CullTheLivingFlower]

Brits don't consider themselves European do they?

[CheckersPerson]

@CullTheLivingFlower No we don't :p We're in Europe... but not European XD

[mrshatter96]

the german guy was super cute!

[HomeSliceeee]

What does the Spanish guy say? hah I can't understand anything he's saying

[bluemoonrising26]

@HomeSliceeee

He's from Santander, his nickname's Nacho because his name is Ignacio.

[HomeSliceeee]

@bluemoonrising26 thank you very much!

[dilwich123]

I'll go Gay ;)

[TheMalfrey]

2:32 "I just farted, umadbro?"

[missalice1888]

there is a song about a man and if he is gay or European

[BioHazardRIOT]

damn diane is hot

[TheRandomstuff12345]

3:34 guy in red shirt !!!!!

talk about sexy

[KTlevine07]

the second guy who's European, the two girls behind him are checcckinggg.him.outtttt

[UnScriptedFlix]

I laughed so much...

[randomboredperson444]

Idk bout you guys, but i cant understand a thing that dude says at 2:33. His accent is so thick, i can barely understand him whenever he says something. O_o some help here?

[xsotax]

@randomboredperson444 He says he is from Santander, Spain, and his nickname is Nacho which is the short version of Ignacio and Nacho in Spain doesn't sound so stupid. Hehe , I had a hard time too while watching it on TV. Spanish accents is hell difficult

[randomboredperson444]

@xsotax Haha, i was talkin about the other dude, but thanks anyways. xD *cross my fingers* Im hoping you can speak german too.

[xsotax]

@randomboredperson444 Oh, no that I can't understand at all. xD

[randomboredperson444]

@xsotax lol, Too bad :P 

[LemonZeppelin]

I lived in Europe last year, not all european men look gay. It's just that a lot of them care more about their appearance than British people/people in other continents. That doesn't necessarily make them gay.

[BrazilianseXd]

he says * gay or european,...meaning that british are not european,,,so all gays are british?.... confuses me =/

[Satanslore]

I dont consider myself european not out of disrespect to europeans i just dont, just consider myself british

[e7l13]

@Satanslore same. its kind of wierd. i have nothing against any other countries at all, i just dont think of the uk in europe =)

[laurensneakysmile]

I've never heard of John Bishop but he is hilarious here..

[Fern4ndaOoO]

her boyfriend is joshua jackson <3<3<3<3

[0004312000]

The last guy looks soooo British - although he has a better accent then I have so he proboaly lives in Britain for quite a long time

[eezysqueezy]

Since when has Norton been British? He keeps saying 'we' all the time even though he is Irish and speaks with an Irish accent. Twat.

[Tamashi88]

@eezysqueezy Britain is short for the British Isles (aka england, wales, scottland, and norther ireland) I don't know where in Ireland Graham is from but it could very well be northern. Also How long has he lived in England for? most of his career. why shouldn't he call England (and there fore Britain) his home? Twat.

[eezysqueezy]

@Tamashi88 He's from Dublin in the Republic of Ireland and therefore not British. It's not complicated really. Twat.

[Tamashi88]

@eezysqueezy And how long has he Lived MAINLY IN ENGLAND!?! (I know he was doing regular shows in the 90s but I don't know when he moved there) in Canada and America you can try for citizenship after just five years. It’s been longer then that. Suddenly it became complex again. However. I don’t care all that much about Mr. Norton so I’ll not be replying to you again.

[eezysqueezy]

@Tamashi88 You are wrong. Thanks for playing.

[Starkardur]

Isn´t her name pronounced as Deeane not Dieane.

[caribbeanwonders]

I got 3/3 :) 

[ngdj999]

I got 1/3 right :<

[squaferno]

I guessed the right answer for all three, hazzaah!

[lovez2eat]

the German guy more seemed like a miniature Wayne Rooney trying to speak some German :P

[Daviysoh]

The first gay guy looks a little bit like Dustin Lance Black.

[CandyYum96]

"you would have wasted a cocktail on him" LOL bishop XD

[silentorange15]

damn this show so fuuny! xDD

"okay, ill go gay with you...nooooo" lmao

[Avilennon]

I Love John Bishop, he's so funny and sexy. Best of both worlds.

[showtimecircus]

anyone else thinking of 'legally bond the musical' here?

[phoebe1233]

John Bishop- "I'll go gay with you" LMFAO xxx

[NexusDarkworld338]

I'd rather be gay...what?

[LittleGingerLion]

I thought the german guy was Welsh

[iancius]

hahah "Thank you gays and europeans"

[ialwaysbesingin]

That first guy was HOTTTT

[1991ltd]

@ialwaysbesingin

gay*

[ialwaysbesingin]

@1991ltd But HOT :))) I don't care where his dick has been

[Halldisa]

LOL. It's true. I came up with this theory myself, that it's very difficult to tell between gay britsh and european straight guys. My friend ridiculed me, hah bitch in your face!

[DorothyShelley]

ha ha very funny when john said hes going gwy withgraham mythras90x

[mre132435]

The German guy looks like iniesta :P

[juicymeister123]

2:32 Graham's trollface lol

[xXbeauty4UXx]

The german guy really didn't look german. I thought he was British, I'm german, sooo...

[FortheHorde1546]

God damn, the back and forth of you people is like the back and forth between German rightwing parties and other Europeans. Get the fuck over it. The dude looked a little gay; being short and well dressed doesn't help anyone. Even if he was or wasn't, Who The Hell Cares?! Watch the bloody show and STFU!

[UelMcCreary]

Bunny Ears on the left at 3:33

[fowzie777]

"those ears would be handy!"

[MissGingerbread1984]

I know this is a really bitchy thing to be focusing on but do Diane Kruger's teeth look REALLY yellow in this video? I noticed it when it was on, I'm sure there not really, maybe just the lipstick she was wearing. When Jesse J came on and said she had her teeth whitened it felt like she was talking about Diane (of course she wasn't actually!)

[Xxunwrittenx]

hahaha I'm from germany and he totally looks gay.. sorry but THANK GOD not every guy in Gemrany looks like him... :))

[TheSaintAza]

@Xxunwrittenx Nah Germany would rather have Blonde hair and blue eyed... oh wait lets not go there again.

[Xxunwrittenx]

@TheSaintAza I didn't mean it like this. -.- I don't even know where you are from, but I do know that you have prejudices and it's getting on my nerves. I just meand that not every guy has these clothes, cuz on my opinion, they do look gay. But that's just MY opinion.

[raystem69]

@Xxunwrittenx,

I don't think he looks gay.

THANK GOD not everyone is like you. If they were, we'd all be speaking in German and saying 'Heil Hitler'!

'But that's just MY opinion'.

[Xxunwrittenx]

@raystem69 WTF is wrong with you?! just so you know I know MORE about the 2nd world war than you. And it was terrible alright? I don't think you've ever visited a monument here in Germany, cuz if you did, you wouldn't be speaking like this!!! I fucking cried because of what I've seen there. So don't say I'm a naci, 'cause I'm not. I have NOTHING against gay people. I'm friends with gay people, he's awesome and nice. There's no difference between gay,bi and straight people,just who they love!

[raystem69]

@Xxunwrittenx,

Then you should LEARN to express yourself more carefully. How do you think others feel when they read your 'THANK GOD not every guy in Germany looks like him'? Have you even considered for a second how insulting that is?

[Xxunwrittenx]

@raystem69 No and I'm sorry if anyone was offened because of what I said. I didn't want to do that.

[raystem69]

@Xxunwrittenx,

No worries. :)

[123unknownsoldier126]

i read the title so fast i though it said justin bieber.... damn

[iamsammybe]

Hello boy next to simon in the red shirt and glasses!

[tncl85]

I watched this episode, and Diane Kruger is such an idiot. Love John though!

[007Influence]

2:26 Graham Norton had a little orgasmic spasm lol

[gr33nandpurpletictac]

4:21 just look at his face when he hears simon !

[spore0808]

2:30 and it did john, it did...

[Deppdevotions]

3:34, pause then look at the top of the mans head on the far left!

[SlayerDarth]

@Deppdevotions Bunny rabbit :)

[Hobzicle]

@Deppdevotions i dont get what im meant to be seeing.

[thesaabas]

''simon'' WTF

[16supercute]

LMFAO the ill go gay with u part xD

[egobrainss1]

i'm disappointed in diane. i guessed them all right!

[mybiggestdan]

the gay guy is sooo cute!

[lerasai]

That German guy was absolutely adorable!

[ingloreusemodz]

lol ich sage Deutsch Leute schauen Homosexuell und ich bin Deutsch, so dass keine hassen :)

[QueerSwede1]

poor mathew, he was not comfortable hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[KryzMasta]

Oh lord, those Brits. "What's your name?" "Simon." Laughter all about. Simon is not a German name! But they forget that anyone from outside of England will pronounce their own name in an anglified way, just so they understand it. If he'd had said his name in German, they would have looked at him as Bridget & Matthew looked at John when he tried to make himself understood.

[whowantsabighug]

It's interesting how us British don't consider ourselves European.

[HmNoClue]

@whowantsabighug because we're not on the continent.

[whowantsabighug]

@HmNoClue So Japan isn't Asian?

[Reach130]

@HmNoClue yeah we are...

[HmNoClue]

@Reach130 go on wikipedia and search 'continental europe'.

[Reach130]

@HmNoClue I did, we are.

[HmNoClue]

@Reach130 so, in spite of a continent by definition being effectively a land mass and britain being an island, you still want to argue that we are in continental europe even though wikipedia disagrees with you?

[HmNoClue]

@Reach130 Continental Europe, also referred to as mainland Europe or simply the Continent, is the continent of Europe, explicitly excluding European islands.

that's why we don't consider ourselves 'European' because we are detached from continental customs and culture.

[dsrElmo]

@HmNoClue I think it's probably also to do with the fact that we can't stand anyone not British, especially the Americans and Europeans. For no apparent reason, it's the the mentality of the British to look down on everyone, especially those close to you, but to band together with said people against people slightly further away, eg manchester and liverpool hate each other but hate southerners more etc.

[grooverheliboy]

@dsrElmo Prick !!

[Reach130]

@whowantsabighug

I do... :) But most people don't... maybe they focus on main Europe so like France, Holland, Germany, Spain etc.

[justforfun121212]

wow, what would i do without this show...