Sloppy Seconds - I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual

[CatorsCinema]

Wish I was gay ...

[TXWintor]

Just....FABULOUS!!!



[satanicapplesauce]

This is amazing. Stop complaining y'all. I'm gay and this is funny as shit haha

[goldenjoeblow]

Every time i hear that opening I don't know where its from but I just know its from a John Waters flick, and it turns out it is.

[jayveeMurder]

Haha this song is fuckin' crazy! Gay or not, live your life, be yourself, & don't give a shit what assholes say.

[kostringclass77]

You hear this song good this group that is ideology ultra? Or is the song make it to the grace by i am not i am homophobic or much less but i think an insult to the homosexual this song

[electriclimits]

that's all well and good, because i don't want to be sloppy seconds.

[Certex]

And this song (complete with hilarious video) is A FUCKING SATIRE, SHIT! GROW UP! GET A SENSE OF FUCKING HIM-ON-HIM HUMOR! And in case you're wondering, the bit at the start is from Female Trouble by John Waters. You're welcome.

[Certex]

One of the funniest songs ever written. And I Wanna Be A Homosexual by Screeching Weasel was a direct (deluded) response to this silly and funny song.

[hatehead1983]

Im a christian who loves Hitler and i hate homosexual jews!

[Metaldudehere]

@RunescapeHelpization I hate close minded individuals like you, abominations to the world

[RunescapeHelpization]

@Metaldudehere hahahah your a homo, get away from me, you abominaton to society

[Metaldudehere]

@RunescapeHelpization actually im not a homosexual, i am straight, I just don't think that u should judge people based on there sexual orientation. So what if 2 dudes date. It is not affecting you in any way. Let people be happy. So tell me, are you a christian who believes everything he hears in a story book? or are you just a close minded asshole? Either way, what you're saying is wrong.

[RunescapeHelpization]

@Metaldudehere Wrong, i don't like gays because theres a chance they might like you, which is fucking sick. Yes, i'm a christian, but im a super strict one, i do believe that being gay is an abomiation though... just like it says. and why are u defending homos so greatly? It makes you seem gay.

[browncoat697]

@RunescapeHelpization "i don't like gays because theres a chance they might like you, which is fucking sick."

*sigh* Gays in general try to make sure someone they find attractive is also homosexual before hitting on them. For example, they go to gay bars and clubs, and in school they join GSA clubs and the like. There's no chance in hell any gay man would like a sniveling little homophobe like yourself who can't handle the idea that people may be different than him.

[RunescapeHelpization]

@browncoat697 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? FAG!!! i saw a fag look at me once, and i felt like kicking his ass, so dont tell me i dont know

[RunescapeHelpization]

@Metaldudehere i meant to say im not a strict christian, but i believe being gay is wrong, and its an abomination.

[Metaldudehere]

@RunescapeHelpization I am defending gays so greatly because i don't think it's right to hate someone and think they are an abominations. Like i said, how can you believe everything you hear in a story book? Being gay isn't wrong, and this song isn't saying that it is at all. Homophobes make me sick

[fighisver]

@RunescapeHelpization it's funny how people suddenly turn into a "christian" as soon as something like homosexuality comes up. But then they really don't follow anything that's about being a christian. i'm not one but i see A LOT of people who do that.

[ShadoHHR]

@RunescapeHelpization

You may be a part-itime christian but you are full-time *and full-blown* hypocrite!

*so does the full-time hypocrite only show up when the part-time christian runs out?*

... it also would make you a part-time abominaton ... just saying.

[RunescapeHelpization]

@ShadoHHR why are you defending gays? fucking annoying fag

[CoreFuckingSucks]

@RunescapeHelpization Looks to me like someone is having trouble admitting to themselves that they're gay! It's okay dude, it's natural, you don't choose to be gay.

[RunescapeHelpization]

@CoreFuckingSucks i'm not gay you fucking queer!!!!!!! stop testing the waters you fucking faggot

[CoreFuckingSucks]

@RunescapeHelpization Denial.

[vicryan619]

haha...the pictures were very complimentary. .

[MrJoecreature]

pray your gay away... fucking hilarious!!!

[massnerder1]

lame fucking song about sucking cock wooohoooo punk rock fucking joke

[AstroZombey]

Bootstateskinhead is a homosexual

[AstroZombey]

Why are most youtube viewers so ignorant and dumb?

[cloneblade]

@AstroZombey because all they do is watch youtube and dont educate themselves

[BootStateSkinHead]

WHITE POWER! FAGS SHOULD DIE!

[peterwapel]

Give me a break! Homosexuality is not normal or genetic or rational or beneficial in any way. Believe what you want, but facts are facts.

[VerminiousSnaptrap]

I Wanna Be a Homosexual - Screeching Weasel

[insectsinmyclothes]

@peterwapel You're wrong. Also, fuck off.

[floppydeers]

Isn't it ironic that the football picture in this has a Green Bay PACKER in it???

[indieindy]

@floppydeers no

[Manguin21]

The intro is from the awesome John waters movie "Female Trouble". I think it's on netflix instant.

[canaangnarly]

Dude, where is that intro sample from?! That's so cool :b

[Caeruleus000]

3:15 The guys standing on either side of the Westboro guy are my heroes!

[7777anastasia]

Quit lying to your women!

[griffin324]

Ha! I knew the opening was from something of John Waters. 

[badluckfarms]

very funny like it alot

[fleecingdisguise]

this is off of destroyed i beleive

[PrincessPunkinHead]

what album is this off of .......had it growing up...help!!!

[kyzwargur]

Can't remember what John Waters movie this is from but I remember seeing this conversation. Also like the songs Blackmail, Jani Is A Nazi and a few others.

[wroteforbadluck]

excellent song and video!

[squadcar2525]

if bigots have a problem with gays, don't associate with them

if gays have a problem with bigots don't assoiate with them

just leave each other alone

I have gay friends and they're people too

[scion6221]

This songs not even good--the videos not even good enough to be offended by--and the song that goes along with it sucks ass

[MrGent35]

funny video. Sloppy seconds are awesome, so is the band.

[hak11]

fuk gay fuk abnormal behvaiour fuk em all. christ will show them what is right

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

@hak11 Maybe Christ will also show you the spellchecker function on your computer. It is an invaluable tool, and it may serve to at LEAST neutralize your rampant ignorance.

[STARGATEfan01]

@hak11 oh sorry, I found this, you lost it back there on the street.... I think its your brain or something like that :D

[hak11]

@STARGATEfan01

wow.

[Nubtub117]

@hak11 suck my dick and you will find the right of way

[hak11]

@Nubtub117

gay suk

[Nubtub117]

@hak11 <3

[Urdarbrunn]

@hak11 Sentence good.

[thegamechannel123]

@hak11 I love boys and god! XD

[TheDickerdude]

can some one put up "drop that chick."?

[TheDickerdude]

can some one put up "drop that chick."

[Shellyz2u]

Not even close to homosexual . This song makes fun of homophobes

[Shellyz2u]

I guess those who r pissed just don't get it. Lol

[KapStuf]

I thought this was by The Dead Milkmen?

Play it to the ex-gay nutcases - they won't realise it's a joke.

[browncoat697]

@KapStuf It's an understandable mistake. Same genre, same satirical edge. The difference here is less surf-rock and more Ramones-style pure punk rock, along with a rather different singer than either of The Dead Milkmen's singers.

[NaTaSBlood]

Nothing like jumping off a trampoline at the emerson into a crowd..

[TheHarmonyHoney]

Love this! This Tune is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHarmonyHoney]

Love this!

[StickWarrior]

Female Trouble, neat neat neat.

[SuperSlutMagnet]

Blah blah blah homophobia. If you don't like fags, don't hang with them. My gay friends are cool because they respect established boundaries, and unfortunately could get more pussy than me if they wanted.

[Thebibs]

Great song by a great band

[twobit211]

funny as fuck

great song

[thesonofthewidow1]

Thanks, I'm glad you guys liked it. All of their music is hilarious!

[s0up3rman]

@thesonofthewidow1 Good looking my cousin used to date there drummer stever sloppy. I remember in like 94 seing them right before christmas and there lead singer jumped out of a big ass present with a beer in a santa claus suit. Thanx man brings back memories

[ChrisArcen]

It is not homophobia to just not want to be around homosexuals!

[KapStuf]

@ChrisArcen And it's not atheism to not want to be around morons.

[tokyochaser]

@ChrisArcen um actually...yes thats what homophobia is. Also this song is a joke....I don't take them as being anti-gay especially when they are using the quote that shows exactly what gays face all the time about parents wanting gays to turn straight.

[ChrisArcen]

@tokyochaser No, it is not. Phobia means to be scared of something.

I don't like being around people that talk all the time but that does not mean I am scared of talking to people.

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - If you have no phobia of homosexuals, then would you mind explaining your reasoning for avoidance? I'm sure it's a perfectly legitimate and rational reason.

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o I am not afraid of homosexuals, I just don't like them in general. I have known some homosexuals that are nice people but I find their lifestyle discussing. I am sure there are some type of people that you don't like to be around.

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - There sure are some types of people that I do not like to be around. And those types are people such as yourself; which is of course bigots.

Then again, the likelihood of you being Religious is fairly high, so I guess expecting a decent explanation from someone of your kind is pretty silly.

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o I am not afraid of spiders but I don't want them crawling on me, I just smash them. I sure you would love to live with child molesters, mass murders... If they don’t flaunt it in front of me I don’t care what they do. I don’t take to the streets to have a straight pride parade,…

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - You're a complete idiot. That will be all, thanks.

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o Go fuck your partner and leave the rest of us alone.

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - You know, that's a good idea. I'll go have fun rubbing dicks together with my partner while you cry in your dark corner about your inability to give rational reasoning for your dislikes.

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o I do not have to have a rational reason to dislike something. I don't like spinach because I think it tastes terrible but some people think it tastes great, either way it is not rational. Come up with a rational reason as to why you like guys and not women, it is the same thing.

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - Lol, you're not being serious right? I'm usually pretty good at telling when someone is being sarcastic, but you've got me here bro. Look at research on prenatal hormones.

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o If your hormones make you like men, then mine make me think that is discussing it is the same thing.

Yes, I am religious and the Bible does say it is wrong but that is not why I don't like being around homosexuals.

I don't like being around some women either because of the way they act, have loud screechy voices, complain or talk all the time... That does not mean that I don't like the person it is just a natural reaction and not a phobia.

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen hurr

[ChrisArcen]

@Flam3o I don't knew exactly what you are getting at with that comment, but if you think I am judging you then that is not right. Like I said I don't care what you do, I just don't want it shoved in my face with trying to ram through Gay Marriage, gay pride parades...

African Americans have "Black Expos" but if we had a "White Expo" or call them black they would throw a fit, who sound like the raciest there.

Arnold Schwarzenegger "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a women"

[Flam3o]

@ChrisArcen - durr

[trollssuckcock]

@ChrisArcen do you like fish fingers and peas sweety??? :)

[StickWarrior]

@tokyochaser No, it's like the line in Gotta Girlfriend by Screeching Weasel "Maybe my mom will stop asking me if i'm gay". Everyone thinks he's gay because he isn't with a girl.

[jmx1900]

The guitar work in this tune is reminds me of Dire Straights

[SingularisMalefactor]

I found a random cassette a few years back that just said "Punk Rock" on it, and when I played it and this one came on I laughed my ass off! Love it!

[lmgossett]

I love this song. Great video.