Professor Burke Breaks Down the Opportunity of Your Lifetime

[MythicTyrant]

"I'm Cave Johnson, and I sell farmers' insurance." Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom.  Bom. Bom.

[TheHaruIshi]

anyone else think that wig made him look like Leslie Nielson?

[Aechis]

Insurance isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our insurance dangerous? I say: why not marry safe insurance if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety policy that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. *0:22*

[heyyouthere4]

I want to work among smiling zombies who don't even have their own cubicles.

[HeliosPhoenix]

"Cave Jonson, we're done here."

[TouYube67]

1:21 What he really means is that "Now you might be asking yourself, 'Prof Burke, just how difficult is it to be a farmer?', 'What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed?', 'Am I in danger?'. Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make $60? Cash. You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you."

[MasterPoIsoN1]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

[1992JJWS]

"Come be an Aperture Test Subject!"

[HighVoltageCarnage]

Aperture science below?

[SubjectGamma]

Does anyone happen to know the song used in this commercial?

Thanks!

Very inspiring ad, by the way.

[AimzICRep]

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[Mrwhatsmyname]

I have lived a dream come true as a Farmers Agent! We have built one of the nicest buildings in our town. Farmers Insurance is a Family and a Team. Agent Warren Aldous!

[bopeng8]

If you want to learn more about become an agent in San Francisco, call sales manager Bo Peng 415-661-1410

[Kross2099]

This is all very fascinating, but I was promised $60 to buy some beard dirt...

[angelania30]

For the Farmers Insurance "opportunity of your lifetime" in the Rockford area, please contact us at (815)-580-8190

[BrothersWeird]

1:34 You could walk outta here with $120 weighing down your bindle. All you have to do is let us take your life apart, put some insurance stuff in you, then put it in order again. Plus we're kissing your babies; frankly, you should be paying us.

[mrdaffyd]

In the Seattle area, contact Ryan or Gary at 425-742-1881

[JennyRecruits]

Yes...we really do have a University of Farmers. If you are in the Cleveland/Akron area and you are looking to start a new career with Farmers Insurance Group call Jennifer at 216-831-0400. I look forward to hearing from you :)

[ZeldaCoolTM]

CHA-CHING!! XD

[FarmersOfSeattle]

For the Farmers Insurance "opportunity of your lifetime" in the Seattle area, call Rusty or John at 253.248.1800

[mstobro]

If you are in Pennsylvania and interested in starting a career with Farmers Insurance please call Melissa at 610 386 7201.

[Farmers1811]

If you live in the Central Arkansas area and would like to talk more about the "opportunity of your lifetime" call Michelle Ward at 501.753.3697

[District7926]

If in the Seattle metro and Snohomish County areas and interested in an insurance career, whether agent or licensed staff, contact the District Office at 425-775-5518

[District32TV]

If you live in the Central Texas area and are interested in learning more about the "opportunity of your lifetime" call Blaine Spradlin at 254-776-2454.

[fran14802]

The DFW area has been designated by Farmers Insurance Group as one of the key growth area's for our companies as we reach market supremacy in 2020! If your interested in finding out more about what Professor Burke is talking about, then give me a call to discuss. Our district has a 20yr. plus history of training top-notch agency owners! Call John at the District 50 office. (972) 788-4061.

[brumbalow1]

San Antonio TX has one of the best economies in the country! Start your agency here. Call Jeff at the District 45 Office (210) 492-3500

[just1Asail]

Are you in Southern California and want a new career? Our District combined experience of over 50 years will help you establish your new life. Contact Stephanie in Vince Vartanian's office today at 805-527-8797.

[MsLindaOlvera]

For career opportunitites in Houston, TX area, please contact Linda at 281-240-5525. Our district is eager to help you develop the skills and expertise needed to establish your own business and see your agency grow!

[steelersdp]

For Career Opportunities in San Jose CA, contact Gena at 408-440-5120.

[brumbalow1]

For career opportunities in San Antonio and South Texas area, contact Melissa or Jeff at the District 45 Career Center. (210) 492-3500

[EculpDC9]

The Best Opportunity in America

If you want to own your own business, represent one of the largest insurance groups in America, if you have the discipline and determination to learn and build a lucrative career, please contact me Yolanda or Shonda. In the Metro Detroit Area (734) 281-1354 . We will work with you to develop the business skills and expertise you need to grow your agency and succeed.

[farmersagency9644]

For career opportunities in the California East Bay, contact Norma at 925.301.9797 or Madeleine at 925.273.9797!

[mrdaffyd]

For North King and all of Snohomish counties - contact us at 425-742-1881

[FarmersOfSeattle]

For the Farmers Insurance "opportunity of your lifetime" in the Seattle area, please contact us at 253.248.1800