McDonalds The Hamburglar Touch 1985 Commercial

[AIRSOFTzombie27]

CHEEEEEESEBURGERSSS ROCK!

[TheChuck624]

The Hamburglar was actually an illegal alien and the Grimace was Ronald's retarded friend. It was all quite sad in reality.

[tweeniegirlz]

I think I like cheeseburgers noww

[Mrpunchman96]

Ribble Cheeseburgers XD

[ScottTVShow]

I just realized the hamburgler has the same voice actor as Cow from Cow and Chicken in this. AHAHAHA

[ProphetOfTheGoat]

this belongs in an episode of family guy somewhere

[bramskits]

Ronald Mcdonald: Ok kids now TOUCH my dick

[SuperRedWaffle]

Press 4 to make a garden of burgers!

[AJV3000]

Press 6 to touch Grimace

[Drokob]

Okay Grimace, where did the bad man touch you? 

[Mysticsloth]

*facepalm* - doh'

[laffizzle]

im the hamburgler

[P5ychoRaz]

remember when Homer killed the Krusty Burglar? lol

[TheSebang]

@P5ychoRaz you got it wrong, it was Homer as Krusty killing a ripoff Hamburglar

[BocoCorwin]

@TheSebang Um, what exactly did I get wrong, friendo? In episode 2F12, titled 'Homey the Clown,' (I have the unofficial guide in front of me) Homer had a job attending the opening of a new Krusty Burger restaurant to introduce the new burger (the one with ketchup) when he noticed a Hamburglar look-alike, CALLED THE KRUSTY BURGLAR IN THE EPISODE, trying to "steal" a pile of fake hamburgers and beats him silly. A child cries "Stop! Stop, he's already dead!" No need to respond - you know I'm right.

[TheSebang]

@BocoCorwin My bad :$

[BocoCorwin]

@TheSebang No prob - glad I can share my useless Simpsons knowledge with someone. Almost makes my wasted youth worthwhile :)

[neckface1980]

its always the red headed kids in the neighborhood causing mischief

[CubVitaniLioness]

He's really gonna eat all those? I want one!

[glenwood183]

Michelle Obama IS The Hamburgler.

[cuppholdeer]

Grimace looks like Rosie O'donnell

[TheCapitalVillain]

The Hamburglar has a terminal illness

[carrie184su]

does the hamburgler sound like Spike (the dragon) from the my little pony movies to you?  Maybe I'm just crazy...

[DrShaym]

@carrie184su As a matter of fact, both of them were voiced by Charlie Adler, better known as the voice of Ed Bighead on Rocko's Modern Life and almost every character on Cow and Chicken.

[darklordixor]

Cow from cow and chicken voice?

[Tornado1994]

I remember this commerical. Ah the midas hamburger touch!BTW,Hamburgluar is voiced by Charlie Adler here.

[MarioZoneAlt69]

Notice at some points Hamburglar is a guy in a costume and at some points he's a hand puppet (like Ernie from Sesame Street)

[MrAllthisandmore]

omg i cant

[Donatello97]

Fucking awesome commercial. I miss these creative, colorful, fun and imaginitive Mcdonalds commercials, when you were a kid back in the 80's or early 90's they made MCDonalds feel magical. Nowdays we get horrible bland office-like uncreative boring commercials with some Justin timberlake wannabee d-bag taking a bite out of a big mac.. sigh*

[izlude2]

OMG!!! Grimace is making the :3 face!!!!

[morikahjo]

The Hamburglar....He was touchin his wife....then, he ate her....O_O

[popstar598]

McDonalds The Hamburglar Touch 1985 Commercial / The Sony wonder Logo

[jubjub444]

what would happen if he touched mayor mccheese's face?

[KidKarnage187]

@jubjub444 The very fabric of the universe would unravel

[jacketnipple]

dont touch your dick

[KidKarnage187]

@jacketnipple maybe it'd turn into a hotdog instead :/

[im264shirt]

What would happen if he touched a burger?

[jubjub444]

@im264shirt the end of the world



[im264shirt]

@jubjub444 I don't consider that a legitimate answer, sorry.

[EdwardNygma1]

@im264shirt the world would end

[EdwardNygma1]

@im264shirt  the world would end

[frednora]

Grimace looks pretty freaky here

[MRBORGHEAD]

18 people think the story of king midas should remain in the bible. its really offensive to say an ancient hebrew king was a hamburglar. its just not fair.

[snoopy64116]

@MRBORGHEAD The story of King Midas was never in the Bible.

[TimJGibson]

sounded like Cow, from Cow and Chicken... lol

[henry2ish]

TOUCH!!!!!!!!

[FlyingDuckMan360]

17 people have been turned into cheeseburgers.

[evilmidget]

oh god, hamburgler sounds like that creepy humpty dumpty from the Kinder Surprise commercial

[Ufollowme2]

"Don't touch Grimace"

"You haven't touched your cheeseburger"

LOL XD

[JoshJamesification]

Ronald is a faggot

[ryandaltex]

@JoshJamesification

You have a problem with faggots or just clowns that look like one??

[pardyhardly]

:05 to :07 it looks like Grimace has cataracts.

[undertheapi]

I like how that apple on the tree was turned into a cheeseburger :P

[azu0nyan]

Cas is the true Hamburglar x)

[ququ1992]

grimas is all cobination of shakes of Mcdonalds if you combinate all shakes you Will see the color of GRIMAS

[peterw24]

don't touch grimace. good advice

[slugnbozo]

@peterw24 No means no for Grimace!!!

[ItsAMetal]

why did he get ham burglar cheese burgers, that bitch knows he love ham burgers

[popactor]

What the hell is Grimace???

[MrPeterKruse]

What I want to know is - is the Hamburglar really from Hamburg?

[underwaterwoman30]

No truth in advertising........The Hamburgular is really named Hammond Burger ,a short jewish diamond merchant hiding from US customs for smuggling millions in illegal diamonds into the country. As for touching Grimace, DON"T- under that cheesy pruple suit is slimy purple, wrinkled skin from exposure to bio chemical explosions in Soviet Russia.

[scottieman2]

No Hamburglar, that's bad touch.

[MitchZer0II]

I wonder, what would happen if he touched the earth?

[panth753]

@Cuteblondie1972 I was thinking that though the entire video.

[mamigirlo3]

bandit:" hey kids do you want some mcdonalds?" kids:"no" bandit: "then i'll turn you into cheeseburgers and eat you"

[IsaacTVanimations]

@mamigirlo3 HE'S NOT BANDIT HE'S THE CHEESEBURGLAR!!!

[MidgeyMe]

This commercial is dirty on so many levels....

[videogamelovergirl12]

TOUCH MAI FAYCE

[hotnlowrida]

Hamburgler =chodeburgler

[baggedyman]

"Don't touch Grimace!"

Oh wow.

[schavira]

Ronald McDonald associates with and harbors criminals.

[Sailorsega]

The Hamburglar Touch sounds like a P.S.A. about child molesters.

[heihei2300]

That purple thing acts autistic

[Deader87]

The 80s really was something else

[DeepestSleep]

If you only knew about this dirty industry.. check out what the real Ronald McDonald has to say now - Search " McLibel : DVD : Geoffrey Giuliano Interview ", and see for yourself.

[AnimeGuruma]

i bet u that in a couple years from now they Mcdonalds will not have any more ideas for toys and they're gonna sell dildos.

[Montork]

HOLY SHIT! its the voice of fuzz from bravestarr!

[TheDetroitDoll]

R-A-P-E 

[BURniNG6t54]

The Hamburglar touch is the BAD touch.

[haruhimagirl]

do i just have a dirty mind?

[RayRoark2009]

The Hamburgler sounds like cow on the old cartoon network show called "Cow and Chicken"

[aaa984]

Hamburglar = Fred?

[theintrepid1]

hahaha hamburglars a cracker makes me want to suck down a bong like old times! touch my face lol

[adamgwazhere]

dont touch grimace, he'll get herpes!

[Pels00n]

Don't touch Grimace xD niiice

[Dltn97]

DONT TOUCH MY DICK!!!!!!

[HamburgIar]

hey, its me. :)

[StormsongK]

Good lord!  HUGE pile of cheeseburgers! It's no wonder kids expect to be able to stuff themselves with gobs of food with no ill effects.

[OttawaSenatorz]

The commercials back then were better. These days there kids opening there kids meals and playing with the toys. What happened to Ronald and friends? The good 80's...

[TheMoonPower]

grimace is the grease lol

[jojobug45]

I wonder if Grimace and Barney are cousins.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

nothing like the bad-ass burgler from the colleg humor video, Mcfuneral

[chrispollock]

seriously what was the concept  behind grimace? he's just a blob

[nobodyspartan]

Actually not as cringeowrth as some ads

[mariomatrix779]

grimace is a purple testicle

[Icolozenetz]

heroine

[Icolozenetz]

heroine

[peppypenguin101]

TOUCH  MAH FACE!!!!

[Vandal556]

What if Grimmace wants to be touched?

[lejdcool]

don't touch grimmice, I'm sure the hamburgler was really upset

[0816brandon]

They used the new hamburgler while the old grimace is here

[MrManMuff]

Robble , Robble i turned my weiner into a crappy hamburger.

[chunktuff]

rofl.. those old time commercials were funny

[kevineatworld]

Grimmice looks scary

[jvtoons]

Hamburglar's voice sounds like that voice actor, Charlie Adler.

[jdlech]

Does anyone remember what the original hamburgler looked like? You pretty much have to be over 40 to remember. You might remember him by his long crooked nose.

I can't find any images or video anywhere. Seems that a bit of cultural history is missing.

[MrAllthisandmore]

@jdlech i think it was buried because it was supposedly racist? same as mayor mccheese was supposedly a slur against the irish

[tejojo]

What's with Hamburglar's somewhat high voice?

[KevanDaniels]

Ah! Memories! I love those kiddie-like McDonald's commercials. I still have that Hamburglar plush toy with me after sooo many years!

[Patrick610]

damn i want a cheeseburger

[Woodward06]

Damn. I was born in '85. A lot has changed!

[MSmmaarriiaa99]

wow

[sumbuddyx]

directed by david lynch!

[MelissaEuropa]

l..o..l..

[SpaceWars2025]

Ronald is the criminal not Hamburglar. :p

[westell4]

the a crack head of burgers

[yuyuzja]

Hamburglar sounds familiar... Like that girl dinosaur from Barney. (Can't believe I even remembered that, but) I think they're voiced by the same person

[shikokun]

@yuyuzja

Yeah i thought that about the hamburglar too. But my god this ad, sends shivers throughout my entire body!

[NitroTheFox]

alvin and the chipmunks in a hamburglar coustume.

[geffrod]

Do people always stack their cheese burgers like that? They ARE on drugs.

[quiktymevideo]

XD LMAO, Charlie Adler as the Hamburglar.

[lv4vintage]

yea, ronald was the only one who exercised, he also never ate mcdonals he jus had a contract with thwm and still does till this day, and is still eating home cooked meals.

[Green76TheBard]

Is that Jim Carrey playing ronald?

[HoneyPie1]

lol

[TR47]

No, it's Squire Fridell, the best Ronald McDonald actor.

[loophole572]

hamburglar's on drugs

[HoneyPie1]

yea he was funny,,

[shitkippy]

I'm surprised hamburglar isnt a little more overweight

[izlude2]

didn't you know he used to be the lone jogger from the 1970's commercial :P he's the only one to exercise. hahaha

[shitkippy]

I just figured he sat around, smoked pot, and ate cheeseburgers all day

[TrueVerity]

He's so happy ^^

[shitkippy]

acid anyone?

[CVargas]

Good one at the end, Ronald.

[PTH4Fun]

:23 What the...

[Tyranida]

lazy town ?

[alexisesmy]

i think this is so retarted and lol stephen p18

[Newworldman11]

hes so the voice of cow from cow and chicken

[whovian85]

I was thinking the same thing.

[myhoneyjudah]

@Newworldman11 I love cow and chicken!

[apple1zz]

@Newworldman11 wat th fuck is tht

[Ethan16771]

@Newworldman11 he is also the penguin on an episode of timon and pumba

[mikeysaur65]

He's just a feather and a cane short from being "Bishop" Hamburglar.

[LimeLime99Zone]

What happen when You wash You hands?

wet hamburgers?

[LimeLime99Zone]

That would be bad really..... what if this happened:

Your wife: Here dear, I made this breakfast for You! it took me.. *counts fingers* 8 hours to make this and it cost over 200$ of my own money! I wanna see your face when You eat it!

You: .....Can You put inside my mouth?

wife: O no! My fingers were burned while making this?

What now? :-O

[StephenP18]

You wouldn't be married in the first place, chances are you'd turn your wife into a burger when you'd first meet.

[woofyhound]

You know..McDonalds used to focus on bugers and price and meat!!!Happy meals suck these days!Chicken nuggets????No more burger!WTC!And toy just got crappier as the economy gets worst!Don't Spend more than you make.And more of todays Top Dog storys that we talk about only on LPS News Randomly!!!!

[RedLightBulbs]

Is that John Kassir or Charlie Adler as the voice of the Hamburglar? It sounds like it could be either one of them.

Or neither.

I don't know.

[mikeysaur65]

I'm absolutely sure it's Adler. He's using the same voice as Buster from Tiny Toon Adventures and at least a couple of characters from Rocko's Modern Life.

[RedLightBulbs]

Yeah nekola03 sent me a message letting me know it was Adler. But my confusion came from the fact that Buster was voiced by Kassir for the first season.

[wileyk209zback]

I could tell right away that was Charlie Adler voicing the Hamburglar. His voices are pretty distinctive!

[lamplight5]

TOUCH YOUR CHEESEBURGERS

[MADDOG6400]

Why did McDonald's get rid of their mascots!? Bring them back!

[TheSheepVampire]

Lol dont touch grimace. Cos youd die.

And his voice changed too. So he sounds like a freak on helium. Which he is anyway.

[CocoConeco]

TOUCH!

[SavedByGraceAdam]

man i'd like to beat the shit out of that jerk the hamburgler what's his problem? why does he have to be stealing all those burgers?

[AK4769er]

"Dont touch Grimace!"

[e61i]

it reminds of the hurricane (wwe wrestler)...

the rock makes fun of the hurricane ... tell him he is the hamburglar!!!!

[Talloweed]

No means no, Hamburglar.

[AkuSan10]

What the fuck Grimmace?!

[crazy4BBT11]

me and joe jonas love this guy!!

'' ahh i touched my face"... ilu hamburgerlar!! =p

[OthaBean]

Look at Grimace.LOL

[horakhti]

Whoa, Grimace got some plastic surgery.

[teebag48]

I wish they would have made a whole movie with these character's.

[limestoneroad]

It's ironic that the last time I went to jail they gave us big macs for lunch.

[ParadoxAndPlaid]

If sombody robbed a McDonald's dressed as this guy and I witnessed it, I think I'd be laughing too much to be scared.

[themantis98]

ROBBLE ROBBLE YOU SONOFABITCH

[bbham6]

oh gode

[ToMuchLPS]

lol

[Railx22]

wth? Don't touch grimace?  Touch my face? Seriously messed up undertones there.

[deeppickle]

Creepiest thing ever!!! 5 Stars!!!

[yoruketseki]

This explains the porno I saw last night.

[xxXSuigintou75Xxx]

"Touch my face!!" LOL XD

[gotmybagels]

"All Right Peter, here comes grimace,you got some burgers i can steal" say lois.

"Lois Grimace is ronald mcdonalds retarted friend hamburgler is the one who steals the hamburgers." Say peter. lol from family guy.

[nutsackblood]

i heard that jennifer love hewitt used to work at a co go's in vermont. can anyone confirm this rumor?

[Getter0Done]

what is Grimace supose to be?

[migkey]

Ice Cream

[ShaynahHop]

Lol, I have noooooo idea.

[leniss]

a pea