Polls have shown that most Americans believe that the U.S should be a fiscally liberal welfare state and a socially conservative 'christian nation'. The exact opposite position of anyone who isn't a brainwashed liberal or a goose stepping fundamentalist.
Fuck it, let Cobra enslave the U.S. They can't be any worse than the Obamas and Sarah Palins of the world.
now... this is going to be about the Statue of Liberty... given by the French(around a hundred years ago aprox.) ...I'm not sure what the statue represented... hmmm... maybe more freedom then anyone can handle or do what you want but just get an expensive attorney and you''ll be OK... hmmm... anyway the original gift from France was only designed to last a hundred years... (like a bride between countries) ...the statue has been refurbished and redone... so now it can be demolished... COBRA!!!
these 4 minutes are the best gi joe anything- Snake Eyes flipping over the Viper out of the Trouble Bubble is priceless- only 80's cartoon opening that got away with people dying the Vipers on the Liberty -check, the dude who Snake Eyes flipped over-check, and lets not forget all those people that must have died on the craft that Duke blows up - YO JOE!!!!!!!!
@CasimusxPrime A good idea for the flow of the song but the reason I couldn't do that was because Major Bludd gets blown out of the sky right in the middle of the line. See 00:58 of the original opening that I upped.
Cobra Commander knows how to advertise. Bright, garish costumes, awesome music and a catchy chant. COBRRRAAAA!!! Try screaming AL-QAEDDDDAAA!! Does not work!
Good thing that the G.I. Joe protagonist ass kicking was cut out from this. I hate those average Joes. Cobras are about unity and might of organisation as antagonist usually are. You hear cobra commander shout "Cobra retreat" to minimize suffering of the people, in stead of shouting "fight for the flag" (is to say "fight for me").
Antagonist are thinkers that build and protagonists are only there to destroy. As it is said Cobra wants to unite the world (or "take over the world"). Unity!
For now. Untill some cracy leader gets his hand on deadly shit and becomes a real danger to the US and his Allies... and i give it 10 years for the oppressed people of the world to start to make little terrorist groups strong to overtrow countries.
COBRA IS THE KINDA ORGINIZATION ID LIKE TO LEAD!!!!!!!!! itd be fun to take over cobra comanders job... its not like anyone of us could do any WORSE right?
I recognized this as the first part of Angry Joe's theme song.
TheSoundwave129 1 week ago
:40 in COBRA TEA BAG!!!
Tonecupone04 1 week ago
Thumbs up if your were a kid and cheered for Cobra
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265308 1 month ago
When I grow up, I'm going to become a Cobra terrorist.
ZeroNegativo 1 month ago
Holy shit, was that Sure Leave from Venture Brothers?
koredian 1 month ago
Israel = Cobra
Underwolrd19 2 months ago
@Underwolrd19 ....Israel is not cool enough to be Cobra
Drebln893 1 month ago
@Drebln893
Israel stupit
Underwolrd19 1 month ago
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Spystreak 2 months ago
It closes up on that dudes crotch lol
MentalMatt666 2 months ago
COBRA!!!!!!
VSG413 3 months ago
Polls have shown that most Americans believe that the U.S should be a fiscally liberal welfare state and a socially conservative 'christian nation'. The exact opposite position of anyone who isn't a brainwashed liberal or a goose stepping fundamentalist.
Fuck it, let Cobra enslave the U.S. They can't be any worse than the Obamas and Sarah Palins of the world.
Heil Cobra!
NihilistSlacker 3 months ago
A cobra trooper is screaming in pain from the jungle and the last word on his lips is the name of his organisation.
MrFrostbite625 3 months ago
HAHA, Cobra invades Liberty Island on July 4th to destroy lady Liberty.
Cromulus1 3 months ago
U.S.A. = Cobra . Left-Wing Anarchists = G.I. Joe
StraytRayzorSymphony 4 months ago 2
Ozzy woulda been perfect saying COBRA!! lol
coreakuma 4 months ago 2
Did the Decepticons get their own theme? No.
Did Shredder get his own theme? No.
Did Mumm-ra get his own theme? No.
Guess who did.
Staremonemesis 5 months ago 2
U.S.A = Cobra
Underwolrd19 5 months ago
I was the biggest Gi Joe fan. This movie. Was the shit
biggieshug1 6 months ago
horrible
Aluminiumimmunitaet 7 months ago
Coooooobraaa...
TheMorbidead 8 months ago
much better than g.i.joes
thumps up if you agree
jordan999fire 8 months ago 5
1:24 "They never give up" *Goes back and counts how many times Cobra Commander says "COBRA RETREAT!" 47! Yeah, Cobra never gives up.
faker11111 9 months ago
cobra commander is the beast leader ever. instead of somebody else doing the dirty work he is the one who place the bomb.
kingwest010 10 months ago
SNAKE EYES SUCKS! STORM SHADOW FTW BITCHES!
txrich80 11 months ago
The 1 disliked was from an abused Cobra agent.
ChrisCa1601 11 months ago
THIS is what Cartoons are supposed to be like
MortimusKhan117 1 year ago
...oops ...like a BRIDGE between countries...
...my spelling is not the best but that's the genius behind my ingeniousness
RealDogofGenius 1 year ago
now... this is going to be about the Statue of Liberty... given by the French(around a hundred years ago aprox.) ...I'm not sure what the statue represented... hmmm... maybe more freedom then anyone can handle or do what you want but just get an expensive attorney and you''ll be OK... hmmm... anyway the original gift from France was only designed to last a hundred years... (like a bride between countries) ...the statue has been refurbished and redone... so now it can be demolished... COBRA!!!
RealDogofGenius 1 year ago
Love this song, makes me want to join Cobra.
OmarBhoo 1 year ago
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0:36 Crotch shot
departedlion 1 year ago
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departedlion 1 year ago
these 4 minutes are the best gi joe anything- Snake Eyes flipping over the Viper out of the Trouble Bubble is priceless- only 80's cartoon opening that got away with people dying the Vipers on the Liberty -check, the dude who Snake Eyes flipped over-check, and lets not forget all those people that must have died on the craft that Duke blows up - YO JOE!!!!!!!!
thejokerslaughbeware 1 year ago
the guy in the background saying cobra is fucking epic...and the ones saying it befor the guy in the background matchs in to
ZONEDinsantiy 1 year ago 2
who sings thsi song anyone knows
ronjr77 1 year ago
@ronjr77 COOOOOOBBBBRRRAAAAAA!!! COOOOBBBBRRAAA!!! ( honestly i dont know )
StrangeFilm 1 year ago
this is so tight this the one with serpentor right man this brings me back
ronjr77 1 year ago
if cobra were real...who would join them?
van1209 1 year ago 6
@van1209 yes
RockHFan 1 year ago
LOVE IT!
The1Returner 1 year ago
go back and watch this movie now that you're over 20 and it will be comedy of the year
guimontag 1 year ago
@guimontag better than the big hollywood movie even at 31...
countingdown27 1 year ago
@countingdown27 I wasn't saying that was a bad thing : P
guimontag 1 year ago
You should've left "Who can turn the tide" in.
CasimusxPrime 1 year ago 9
@CasimusxPrime A good idea for the flow of the song but the reason I couldn't do that was because Major Bludd gets blown out of the sky right in the middle of the line. See 00:58 of the original opening that I upped.
TheCobraThemeSong 1 year ago
Cobra Commander knows how to advertise. Bright, garish costumes, awesome music and a catchy chant. COBRRRAAAA!!! Try screaming AL-QAEDDDDAAA!! Does not work!
countingdown27 1 year ago
This I command, Cobra la la la la la la la
delta3008 1 year ago 2
Hellsyeah good job
latairean 1 year ago
Good thing that the G.I. Joe protagonist ass kicking was cut out from this. I hate those average Joes. Cobras are about unity and might of organisation as antagonist usually are. You hear cobra commander shout "Cobra retreat" to minimize suffering of the people, in stead of shouting "fight for the flag" (is to say "fight for me").
Antagonist are thinkers that build and protagonists are only there to destroy. As it is said Cobra wants to unite the world (or "take over the world"). Unity!
kehtux 1 year ago 2
I want a cobra bubble
Kriegfreak 1 year ago
Finally a terrorist organization with a bad ass theme song.
kenderoth8 1 year ago
@kenderoth8 Rotflol
strazzy3 1 year ago
Cobra would Kick Al-Qaeda's ass!
AudioAndroid 1 year ago
@AudioAndroid Put down the crack pipe and heroin needle friendo......Um, Cobra is fake.......AL- QAEDA IS MOTHERFUCKING REAL!!!!
strazzy3 1 year ago
@strazzy3
For now. Untill some cracy leader gets his hand on deadly shit and becomes a real danger to the US and his Allies... and i give it 10 years for the oppressed people of the world to start to make little terrorist groups strong to overtrow countries.
DOSU344 1 year ago
@DOSU344 O.O !
strazzy3 1 year ago
COOOOBBBRAAAA-Lalalalala!!!
ChrisCa1601 1 year ago
go Cobra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dougbarrett619 1 year ago
Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lololololololololololololol
philthevandal 1 year ago
COBRA!!!!! Ahahahahaha
We are destinity to rule the world.
CobraCommander3844 1 year ago
@CobraCommander3844 you're a nut job Cobra!
bustednutdraw 1 year ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - BRA ! ! !
NeoTigreTigre 2 years ago
im bout to join COBRA. they get all da bitches
DJFreckBillionaire 2 years ago
COBRALA!!
decoyboy320 2 years ago
COBRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
campoobutt 2 years ago 2
"I will do what I must" Cobra!!!!
shadowcrpr66 2 years ago
COBRA IS THE KINDA ORGINIZATION ID LIKE TO LEAD!!!!!!!!! itd be fun to take over cobra comanders job... its not like anyone of us could do any WORSE right?
ottselguy 2 years ago 4
I like the backup cobra vocals.
Lmao.
NathanIsNotCool 2 years ago
I would rather see Terrorist like this...!
Organized and has a good point unlike real terrorist... x-D
MaxLindenProduction 2 years ago 30
@MaxLindenProduction and with crazy vehicles, and real uniforms
werty3535 1 year ago
@werty3535 Yep!
MaxLindenProduction 1 year ago
CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA......................Cough cough.....
ilovebollywood12345 2 years ago 31
@ilovebollywood12345 You forgot to add the "RETTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT" :P
DSPR7 8 months ago
@ilovebollywood12345 Ahum.. LALALALALAAAAAAAAA!!!
cmonconan 4 months ago
COOOBRAAA!!!!!
fire0fox 2 years ago