Metroid Prime Corruption - No More Cutscenes Please

[MilesTormani]

I have no idea that these cutscenes are actually loading screens, and therefore think they are pointless!

[XvQUAZZYvX]

Based on the look of the volume thing, I think I have the exact same kind of T.V. sitting in the corner of my storage closet. It's like half the size of my laptop screen....

[MisterHeroman]

@XvQUAZZYvX I used to have one like that in the living room in my parent's house.

[TheorySH]

I had a TV with that interface in 1996.

[teeterharris]

"Talk to me Samus, what do you got for me? No that's no good how about next Friday?"

[steveharley0345]

Pointless comments, we get it THANK YOU.....

...HEH.

[a1b2m13]

God damn it Rijno

[ripamoram]

1:30 I think he somehow knew that they were going to retsuplay his video so he told everyone to shut up.

[CyberSlayer128]

Holy sh*t, this is the first video where I was saying "shut the f*ck up." even with Slowbeef and the others its still a pain in the ass to watch this video.

[TheNerdator]

Even if Rijno blew slowbeef out of the water in gaming skill, his quality of video, audio, and commentary is shit. That is much more important than how fast he beat the game.

[popledude]

Did he find some way to play this on the Atarii?

[popledude]

Notice when Rijno said 1 minute it was exactly FUCKING 1 MINUTE, WTF?

[fiidm96]

@popledude it was 0:58

[popledude]

Keep in mind slow beef played it on a legitimate difficulty, Rijno probably had it on easy but I can't tell because nothing happens in this video.

[lich109]

I find it funny that this guy went through the game deliberatly avoiding any optional energy tanks and missiles, had next to no health in the final section, and still beat the game faster than slobeef did with friends helping him. It's the saddest thing I found recently.

[Dyz7]

@lich109 How is that sad? It's just a video game. Besides, 100%ing a game with guides is probably going to take a lot longer than a low items run.

[lich109]

@Dyz7 that depends on the skill of the player, not to mention while entertaining, Slowbeef is horrinle at metroid and did a blind run, something he makes fun of people for. I should have mentioned this, but when I say faster, I mean the levels, as opposed to the whole game, slowbeef had full energy tanks and would still die.

[NintendanGX]

HAXU FAXU!!! UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­UUUUUUUU! KYEWKEY!

[TheBreadBoxer]

This is gonna sound really nerdy, but why the hell did he call health Phazon? If health were Phazon, it would damage you in MP1, 2, and until you get the PED suit in 3.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

I stopped watching at 2 minutes this guys voice is annoying!! sorry to say

[CrushTheHaters]

It's okay SecretSpetsnaz, we understand.

[LiquidZ2k]

@SecretSpetsnaz which one?

[psycotigerman]

@LiquidZ2k I'm guessing Rijino always has had an annoying voice.

[br1ck4br4ck]

is it possible to skip cutscenes?

[wave3436]

Yes

[MattMan890]

Couldn't you imagine Rijino playing Policenauts "Woman dies! Pointless cutscene" "They're in space! Pointless!"

It wouldn't just be a trainwreck, it would be a bombing

[br1ck4br4ck]

*insert volume control* alright, open up door....FIGHT!

ugh. Little Boy reinvented as a video

[KnownEnemy2]

Someone kill Rijno please

[Rozar505]

Heh.

[EthVortexShield]

7:04

Reason to rate this 5

[dragonyoshi]

Samus' Phazon level is OVER 9000!!!

[tidusmi2]

what 9000?!

[duelist7101]

That TV sucks. I know it does...i own it. Its like...14 inches. So...dont credit it to much. Granted...it does actually look a little better....not on youtube...

[uppermanxx]

hes like a radio host lol

[Flokkerdude]

HAEI EVRABADI

awesome..