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  • Its the polis lol

  • I smell a rrrrat..hahahahaaa...

  • i smell a rat haha

  • I love this, he is so smart.

  • 0:20 He say's shes a bad lassy and your right shes a bad.

  • hes amazing like how old is he? i have a 1 year old male african grey and he talks up a storm we r from dundee but hes no picked up the twang yet i put his first video up timmy the talking parrot hes young but i hop 1 day he talks as good as this

  • Do they actually know what they're saying or are they just mimicking?

  • Most of the time he does know what he is saying,he never mixes up peoples names and knows what to ask for when he wants something and after he bites you he asks if it was sore etc.

  • @IKilledMisa they are just mimicking the one i had used to do the phone and alarm.

  • hahaha omfg when he said listen listen it the polic there acc was a police siren i could hear goin past my hous haha too good i love this bird

  • I'll kick your balls.... SON!

  • the first parrots name is charlie

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  • i love how he asks for a cup of tea in a womens voice lol

  • I'm going to teach my Blue and gold to say bloody apple to what d you want? it'll be great

  • Hiya son.

  • funniest parrot ive ever seen

  • this bird is something else lol he is a little gangster lol dirty dirty RAT!!!!!!

  • dos he get wot he asks for or is he just talking or he really wants it ?

  • So cute! I smell a rat! >..> your bird is cocky and hilarious you have to love him <3

  • LOL. A scottish parrot. Cute!!!

  • oh god i nearrly died he is so cute i love him

  • hello good sir

    i think you just unraveled a new breed of phsyco parrots

    you shall receive a reward of 1$ in your mail for this ammazing discovery

    yours faithfully

    P.E.T.A aka Pedo

  • god this is the best parrot video on utube i just love sparky thank you for the lovely video

  • cupa tea cupa tea RRRRRRRRRRAT!!!!!

  • "a bloody apple" LOL

  • I'll kick your balls.........son

  • ill kick your balls... son

  • it even has a scottish accent :)

  • I wonder if sparky actualy understands you... cause everytime u say "what sparky wants" it would reply "a bloody apple"

  • I love Sparky! I think he needs a larger cage, though. He seems a bit crammed. It's so awesome that he calls you a 'ball bag'.

  • How long do African greys live for ?

  • DON'T START BOY.

  • i love his accent

  • 'A bloody apple!' Is my favourite line by far xD

  • CAN U TEACH HIM THE WORD

    CUNT

    THAT WOULD RULE

  • what i've learnt from this: there will be a huge war between rats and parrots, beware

  • i had one but my former girlfriend got him when we plit up its sick how clever they are and they sure let you know your bad habits ,and they are pretty picky on who they like or not a few friends of mine knows that to well hehe "mine used to hate dogs so he called them over to the cage and tried to bite when they where close enough :)

  • WANT IT, RAT!

    What's tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-attt?

  • I love Sparky! Please make more. :)

  • charlies a very nice looking bird what speicies is she

  • @waluigiwithashotgun I think Sparky is an African Grey, but that's just because there are the tags 'African' and 'Grey' next to each other for this video, so I'm not 100% positive- I would be 100% positive if there wasn't the random tag 'Sexy' in there as well, but since there IS that tag in there, I am not.

  • He's an absolute smasher.

  • I SMELL A RAT.

  • A glesgae burd threatening tae kick yer balls is nothing new.

    Theyre well known for that on the toon on fridays and saturday nights ya bawbags.

  • this bird is amazing and funny as hell

  • I'd like to see a parrot speak a language other than english. japanese or something

  • just love this bird ..oh for fuck sake make more vids.he always makes me laugh.GOVAN BOY

  • I thought it was hilarious when he was imitating the police siren and saying the police were coming! XD

  • apperently he smells a rat.... lol

  • IT'S THE POLICE.  THEY'RE COMING

  • Does he was copper films or something? Haha. A lot of what he says sounds like it comes from police films. "I smell a rat! A dirty rat!"

  • NO NO NO

    IM laughing bawbag XD

  • The eight people that dislike this need to be backhanded. This bird's the best and I want one just like him.

  • lol at whats this

  • we need to borrow him so he can teach my mini macaw how to talk... he used to talk good but now we cnt make him say anything unless he wants to... and the only thing he wants to say now a days is "Quack Quack" (its his name)`

  • this is so funny i want 1

  • I love it when he struts around an says some of those things, like "Hiya, son"...he looks like some kind of thug.

  • It's amazing how they can not only get the accents right, but even the tone in the persons voice who taught him how to say things. Like when he says "a bloody apple" and "oh for f**k sake"... they are so cool. ^.^

  • haha! i love this bird!

  • this bird is weird

  • love it made me cry lol literaly fell of my chair lol

  • OMG when he's imitating the police siren!!!! OoO

  • HaHa...omg he is to much. I luv him!

  • i love sparky here so funny lol haha makes me roll over in the cheer here go a scotish acsent like urs lol!

  • my grandma bird can say hello skipper he will clean your hair

  • Where did the parrot get all this bad language? O.o

  • haha :):) fantasic :)

  • Sparky rocks.

  • funny top one love it keep them coming plz xx

  • he has accent lol

  • Classic.

    Hid to be a jock parrot

    "Al Kick your baws....son"

    "Its the polis"

    Braw stuff

  • @LinkinPk1fan

    lol that mint aint it XD

  • "Do you want a tickle?"

  • means d**k head. lol hes a class bird. were did u get him? :D

  • "Shut up, She's a bad lassie"

  • "What's thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

  • I love how he says "A bloody apple" xD He's so cute!

  • @sweetpea132009

    i know it's fah (text talk 4 funny as hell)

  • May I ask what a Bawbag is?

    This made my cry from laughter. <33

  • Slang for ballbag

  • Oh okay. :3

  • @scooterman2006 LOL sparky is awsome, i wish i could borrow him to tell off a few folks for me!

  • omg this is so funny!!!! rofl

  • burrrpp ooooh u ignorant sod!!! love it xxx lol cant stop laughing lol

  • legend !!

  • he's a little nicer to Wilma, ain't he

  • at 1:08 it sounds like mrs.doubtfire lool !

    i want 1 !

  • Hiyah Son!

  • so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brilliant, I remember walking into a pet shop with a friend many years ago and a bird in the shop called him a fat lard! :D

  • i want one! no wait, i want 2!!

  • ahahaha!! "She's a bad lassie"

  • lmao hiya..son.

    thankyou Bawbag.

    I'll kick your balls...son lmao i smell a rat

    hhaha

  • That's some weird shit you teach your bird too say. LOL

  • I dont terach him anymore he learns himself now,

    I cant make him say anything now if he does'nt want to

  • Does he just pick up things that you say and repeat them? Hah he's amazing. Love he says "A bloody apple?" :)

  • @scooterman2006 oh really? tell him to sub me lol on a vid

  • fuckin hilarious!!

  • i wonder what taking him to the vet is like

  • @PS3NSKYLINE34 OH FOR FUK SAKE SOOOON A BLOODY APPLE??? 

  • A bloody apple!!! haha Sparky rocks!

  • lol

  • Yes but you appreciate the fact that its a bird thats saying these things,i also never get fed up with him talking ,he is great company

  • chowklit besket XD

  • whats THHAAAAAAAAAAT?

  • he loos lke he needs  bigger cage

  • how'd u teach him? did u like, just say those phrases all over and over again. or did u treat him everytime he said it correctly?

  • i love how his accent is scottish!

  • This is the most expressive bird I've ever heard. His inflection is really impressive.

  • haha I love the part about a tea and rollXD WTF hes so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO! You parrot says "A Bloody Apple" and "Oh for fuck sakes" Very clearly I am impressed!

  • I want to know what YOU were doing when you say "What's THAAAAAAAT?"

  • "She's a bad lassie!" "A bloody apple!" LOL what a bird!

  • oh for fuck sake!

  • why would u teach u parrot that? i wonder what having guests is like lol

  • Guests all think he is fantastic,,I take it you dont appreciate how good he is.

  • i do hes great

  • well i just love him shame he doesnt do live shows i would pay anything to watch him its dead funny when he starts talking about the poice lol

  • He is getting smarter ,we are teaching him lots more,but its all nice things ,when we are ready for a new video it will be all nice lovey dovey stuff.

    I just hope it still goes down well without the sweary stuff.

  • please get it to say....weeever got to keep her afloat!!!

  • this parrot watched a lot of TV lol

  • a bloody apple :}

  • thank you thank youbawbag! HAHAHA laughed my ass of when he saw that XD

  • I would bring him in for show and tell LOL. This is my swearing parrot. "OF FOR FUCKS SAKE."

  • lmfao!! its awesome when he says "RRRRAT!!" almost sounds like a Christopher Walken-style whisper

  • He's amazing!!  "Thank you bawbag"....hahahha that's great. What is an iron bru by the way???? Love your posts!!

  • omg hes so funny i want this bird!

  • hehehe that's cool

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im in a kink XD

    this bird is amazing.........i might go out and buy one XD "listen listen listen (wuho wuho) its the police..theyre coming"

    a-maz-ing!

  • omg this is so amazing and funni and the owners seems well sound (saw him on rudetube)

  • hey where abouts was this taken?

  • where abouts in killie is the parrot god i want to meet it so bad ;(

  • how long have you had this parrot for him to learn all these?! LOL

  • how birds do you have

  • a bloody applleeee :L

    pissing my self laughin

    i love this parrot!

    soooo funny"

  • Listen Listen it's the police here they come! LOL

  • Thats amazing how it copys their accents :)

  • They are so good, they even get the inflections and the accents...then there's the burp at 2:06.

    LOL! Five Stars.

  • I love his Scottish accent!

    What a star!

  • I'll kick your balls... son.

  • YeAH! SpARkY!!

  • hes got a scottish accent hahaha :)

  • well he dose live there

  • "a bloody apple" lol

  • its funny when he ses oh for fuck sake in that voice it awsome

  • BAWBAG!!!

  • Don't start boy.

  • I bet you never get bored listening to Sparky do you? lol...A bloody apple...

  • This guy is great. GO SPARKY.

  • lmao that funny i wanna nic sparkey hes a braw wee thing.

  • Listen, listen, listen

    Wew wew wew wew

    Itss the policc, herre they comin!

  • this is to funny i can't stop laughing

  • Do you keep sheep as well? I can hear them in the background lol

  • The perfect adventure for sparky 1 eat a roll then smell a rat then eat a chocolate biscuit then smell a dirty rat then say for fuk sake then here the police coming and kicks there balls

  • Love the bird, but for @#$^^@@& sake, take it out of the cage!!!

  • lol he sounds like jamesy of rab c nesbit

  • I will need to get the rab c dvd's out anf let Sparky watch them then lol

  • that parrot is very talented i would give anything for a parrot like that!!!!

  • It's funny and I'm sure you're a kind owner, but the bird needs more room.

  • listen listen listen its the police lol i crapped my pants when he said that

  • Cant fit the big cage in the campervan

  • This amazing my mates got a parrot and hes amazing he sat lost of hing hes come here, Good boy, no mm yum yum and meny more but this bird is amazing

  • haha i saw this on rude tube and had to see all his videos!

    Bloody genius!

    I live in scotland too which makes it so mch funnier!

  • I smell a rat. . . lmao

  • Most awesome bird ever

  • XD I love him!! GOOO SPARKY!!!

  • brilliant video i seen sparky on rudetube the other night, was laughing my head off, would love a parrot like him! his scottishj accent is brilliant too

  • my gran had a parrot that would scream fuck off at the phone when it rang

  • i love his police car sound haha

  • Saw Sparky on Rude Tube last night, very good!

  • if theres one thing better than a talking parrot, its a parrot talking in a scottish accent, threatning to kick your balls, son hahaha!

  • WHaT's ThAaaAaaaAAAt rofl