Amsterdam Local

[lester5192]

Too many people like this there, and the cops only ticket and arrest tourists.

[Clempt90]

He is Irish. He has been there since I first went in 92 I shit you not. .Also still there is guitar man with his busted three stringer annoying the fuck out of passing tourists until he gets money. I am going to Amsterdam next thursday and it wouldn't suprise me if this blokeis still there but abit more fucked than last time I saw him

[VerlindeTV]

lol he forgot he couldn't speak english

[pampers1919]

sounds British to me

[sl8k]

Man... im sure that fool grew out the ground.

[npusoiu]

There's a Robin Williams joke in there somewhere...

[SolitaryAlien]

In some universe this guy would be a sophisticated gentleman.

[SheffMick]

I have seen that fruitcake several times while in Amsterdam over the years, once tried to play a guitar with three strings for us outside a bar until the owner told him to do one !

[MrAag5321]

its the BLING BLING

[UNIVERSAL1235813]

CLASSICK

[shezzuk1]

This is Generous_J from channels ;-)

[Notasheep187]

LOL I know exacty where this is fuck those donuts are disgusting those frite shops give me diabetes

[Gnarleydudeman]

@RDLfalltv2: no it's not, his avatar shows his face on Channels and it's def not him.

[RDLfalltv2]

the guy in this video is shezzuk1 from an Amsterdam forum called Channels . nl

[homeboydan]

wat a cock. not as funny as billy who is an english guy who comes over, gets sent back every time then goes back again. he can usually be found outside stones cafe.

A proper nutter and very entertaining!!!

[OlifantjeBoe]

I know thwt guy hahaha I sow him 7 years ago. We sit in mc donalds he come to us and say to me Pinky paradise pinky paradise hahaha. People talking thet he come from America and he was reach but lost memmory and now wuala a real Amsterdamer lool

[slimzy1990]

nah these are the people that make amsterdam in my eyes, you meet some very very strange people over there but they are all interesting characters.

[ScorpionGB]

lmfao!!!

[Kingdoc1976]

Those c**ts are a f-ing pain in the arse.

[Killuminati1blood]

yo he is crazy but he makes sence.its metafore.hes talking about the Government

[johnr1031]

that was a crackhead most definitley... why do all crack heads have the same type of raspy ass voice?

[beamerZ]

@johnr1031 because it numbs the vocal cords; somebody who sounds like that is defenitely on base coke /crack. 

[cactusboy33]

6 is a loud number you say?......Interesting.

[SS2GOGETA]

wat a fucking crackhead

[SasanShah1]

he sounds just like BLING BLING

[digitalweed]

@SasanShah1 yeah! hahahahaha

[isthiswhereitype1]

shroomed out LOL

[biohaz246]

I don't think its just a coincidence that marijuana is legal there.

[sexymaann]

This guy is a complete tosser..saw him outised central station hassling some girl tourists for money to feed his crack habit.

[core1976scotland]

Another overseas junkie walking the streets of amsterdam,They dont half talk some shit when they are out of it.

[voznow7]

Heroin + speed + weed + idiot = blibbity blabbity.

[onceweweregiants]

@voznow7

no its called LSD

[krookedearz]

HOLD ON dats bling blings cousin yall kno bling bling frum bum fights

[joshfranklin24]

hahaha funny shit

[DeadilyCrewPaddyj]

some one translate da cunt

[DeadilyCrewPaddyj]

what is he sayin any cats understand da

[zormar0]

hes fuckin tweakin man haha

[franciswest1]

someones been on the pure sativa.

[freedomrecordsmusic]

I have spoke to him before...I seen him walking...small world!

[zalen292]

lmao are you serious! Does he always talk like that?

[isthiswhereitype1]

lol seriously?

[zalen292]

lmao seems like hes tripping mad balls

[MvAvW]

I love my amsterdam

[LoryLandskipper]

me thinks he hath taken part in some slight drug consumption

[fxgr23]

funny as fuck that mate. i had some bird shouting at me to go look at the unicorns and beasts and magical creatures over the rainbow and telling me i must turn into a human. it got abit to much for me after about 10 mins and had to do one before she bit me or something..

[Gnarleydudeman]

HERE GOES THE TRANSLATION!!! Part 3:

" Hi man nee man yeah man ya mon, yaa yes ta rasta no meh la cal (?) ladies and gentlemen, shanty all nam all that, lets all go to the thirteenth star make a six point star or some ing, only the footmakers make the feet, who have the feet, who have the shoes huh huh, six is a loud number huhuhuhaagghh!!!!! "

[Gnarleydudeman]

HERE GOES THE TRANSLATION!!! Part 2:

" Hanging baskets are reverend miaw miaw haa muuurrr!! And bye bye chomp chop bang bang baaa!!! They're pudding animals and who I find out who, where and errr lets get there......"

[Gnarleydudeman]

HERE GOES THE TRANSLATION!!! Part 1:

"It's of the needle in the haystack...errr accelleration Isaac Newton on the Murphy Law what goes around comes around the fruit not ripe the flower not ready and the leprechaun first time on chemicals...and they are fucked...and they are gonna pay......"

[remie1234]

LOL i would love for that dude to come up to me. have a conversation and tape it, i would have some fun with that shit.haha

[cyberduhh]

i hate nutters like that guyif he came up too me in the street and said that i would have punched him in the face

[Italbless]

Hell yeah. I hate people like that invading my space. I too would tell them to get the fuck away from me.

[cyberduhh]

i agree scum like that think they can go around confusing people with there fucking ignorence he is probably just drunk and a tramp i see them all the time lazy bastards should get a ob and work for a living

[kingcock69]

what a fucking retard deport the dumb yank scum bag idiot

[MaxiBoOoY]

ur comments here r sad indeviduals who r lonely bastards, this guy funny as hell....am russian nd i get his point nd parts he's saying....u thick bastards. fuck off, respect kid

[MaxiBoOoY]

hahaha phones 4 u....and sayin bout gettin whoever done somethin 2 animals lol...:P

[prankmypants]

why does this guy remind me of "bling bling" from bumfights? lol cud i be they are both crackheads n sound the same

[clamcrop]

hahahahahahaha boomin the fuck out

[dayofphoenix]

what does he say?

[Gnarleydudeman]

I filmed this six or seven years ago - no doubt this guy is long gone. It's me laughing but who could blame me? This guy is just too funny he just came out of nowhere and said his piece then disappeared as fast as he arrived! He meant no harm but what a loon!

[mientjeo4]

let me tell you something lolol he still there!!!!

i live near by the dam and central station hes walikng around using drugs and still talking to people hes no harm just a nutty lol

[Pekingeendje]

Definite tourist o_O he's not Dutch?

[ND2221]

what a basehead..thats why i only do drugs on the weekend..i dont want to turn up like that crackwhore

[BobKaz37]

ohhh i was 6066 view

ohhh dear

im in amsterdam soon as well

[BobKaz37]

back again........lol...im laughing at the guy recording laughing...fookin love the nuttter

[nolannolys]

whats he on? sounds like xtc, coke,shrooms and speed alltogether the mad hippy mofo haha

[clinkercontrol]

crack

[rayblack2004]

yeah.

[BobKaz37]

lol,,im adicted to this video

were off to the dam in november and i wanna met that spanner..lol...he seems cool..

anyone seen that goon with a plantboy on his head..

lol,,he totally freaked my chicken once passin him by

[ArchprophetMartin]

lol we got a guy like that in 'dam, im pretty sure they're just homeless guys looking to see if they join in with whatever the group is smoking or drinking.

[whiteworldreturns]

What is this freak on? Cocaine? LSD? Magic mushrooms? Marajuana? Or is he just a fucking lunatic to begin with?

[RTX1982]

I had the misfortune to be acosted by this annoying little bastard when leaving a coffeeshop last time I was over there. We politely told him to do one but he followed us for about an hour. What a prick!

[whiteworldreturns]

Just smack the bastard in the face if he pisses you off. Or go back into the shop, by a steaming hot coffee and chuck it into his face.

I'm not of a violent disposition, but I hear annoying scum are rife in Amsterdam and that they won't take no for an answer.

[JamesT2K]

Do us all a favour and drown yourself you irritating drug-fuelled retard.

[drumcarruthers]

That's exactly the same place where some dreadlocked guy latched onto me and then followed us around for twenty minutes demanding change, until we out ran him! I love Amsterdam!

[BloodViper0999]

i wonder where he picked up the rasta accent. not naitive to amsterdam.

[MadHatter149]

Drifters like that are everywhere in Dam. They go over for a weekend break and love it so much they say there and lose there minds.

[billnsasha]

Once he gets stoned he will start making perfect sense.

[OliverAB]

It seems like he might be joking honestly.

Like he justy did that for a kick.

[Lucanking]

The coffeeshop behind you, Baba is a pretty chill place :oD

[p4ul344]

fuckin crack-head

[gilestownsend]

Dad?

[artist246]

he is either high, or jesus on a bad day

[translift608]

amsterdam is off the hook!!!! I LOVE IT. ;)

[sanlontos]

Hmm so the dutch man feeded his snake with a rat,

I hate you, amsterdam sucks btw, you dumb fucking idiot

[frankie519]

lmfao HAHAH

[chestertouristcom]

LOL

[ScoArc]

Words of wisdom

[420alucard420]

Wicked crackhead my buddy says he ran into tons of guys as bad and worse than him and its funny shit!!!

[BENL12]

iv seen worse in amsterdam, i tell thi nar

[mccarlos24]

the effects of acid!! lol

[Argooh]

Its Jesus.

[gp4nut]

these fuckers are usually dangerous and demand money!

[kurd2v]

Omg, the funniest tthing on you tube

[jacob7207]

Dude, you found my dad. How could he do this to me?

[llenadevida]

i think he has a demon. ggeez

[swiftytheswift]

wtf