Mad TV - Merry X-mas

[pastafarian37]

Fucking brilliant. I can't get over it.

[kmdouglass1]

The kid who's kicking his legs seems to be enjoying the song.

[blackmoonchristi]

lolz look at the kids faces! XD

[xXQattieXx1]

Is ths the only singer they can get because she always start making the good times turn into a hell hole that u can never come out from ! HOLY CRAP FIRE HER ASS!

[TheIngefied]

~'menopauze is coming to town'~

LOL

Brilliance & awesomeness

[stefgi32]

"my white christmas is black"

those are really beautiful, clever lyrics.

[adoroarina]

shes an amazing singer!!!

[amagnium]

woohoooooo!!!

[ymcaory]

Tori McLachlan: This song is called Merry Ex-Mas. Ho ho ho ho ho ho. Fa la la la. Every year during the season of cheer, Im crushed and drowned by the Yule tide. On Christmas 2004 you walked out the door, And thus began my obsession with suicide. While other people bake cookies and ginger bread, The only thing I want to put in my oven is my head. To cover up my noose marks I wear turtle necks. And its all because of you, my Ex.

[ymcaory]

Merry Ex-Mas, you shattered my jingle bells.

Merry Ex-Mas, also known as the twelve days of hell.

Merry Ex-Mas, youve burnt me like a Yule log.

Merry Ex-Mas, you took a leak in my egg nog.

Merry Ex-Mas.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

I won a Grammy.

Fa la la la.

[ymcaory]

Carolers come, their songs leave me so numb,

I sit nude, in the corner just rocking.

And my stomach aches from eating seven fruit cakes,

Still I feel empty as a poor childs stocking.

My white Christmas is black and my eyes are blood red.

I pray to angels except angels are just people who are dead.

My Santa Claus hat feels like a thorny crown,

Cause menopause is coming to town.

[ymcaory]

Merry Ex-Mas, youve crushed my crush and my soul.

Merry Ex-Mas, my heart is as black as a lump of coal.

Merry Ex-Mas, youve left me so lonely and pissed.

Merry Ex-Mas, your death is at the top of my wish list.

Merry Ex-Mas, ho ho ho ho ho.

*applause*

Thank you very much. Thank you. Merry Christmas.

[hallmark55]

the children are terrified n i think they will be emotionally scared for life!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT VERY FUNNY SONG!!!!!!!!!!

[mrkodak4444]

Mad TV 1234

[Jemblue]

Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Fala la la

this song should be entitled Merry EXMAS and the album would be seasons of suicides XDD But Gotta love her voice Go Nicole!!!!

[Aimee4ever]

I love her voice and singing. <3

XD The lyrics though... haha

[DOOMDAYNOW]

you got to give it to her that she can sing

[LitiDude]

If that's her real voice... she truly got talent

[MeMbErOfZiT]

Its is. Nicole Parker has done work on Broadway's Wicked

[Audiomuse]

i lol'ed a lot

[HolyCow3000]

lol a random i won a Grammy XD

[MNISHF]

ahahhaha i love that asian girl's face she like

WHAATTTTTTTT????

LOL SO FUNNY!!!~

[foxydancer92496]

haha thats meeee [: dangg that was a long time agoo. and nicole is sooo nicee.

[jasminegrace]

"you took a leak in my eggnog" ?! luv this video, i know all the words. Go Nicole Parker!! You rock!!

[leoneljosecolina]

could you please write the lyrics????? i'm just learning english and i'm not so good at listening please!!!

[jasminegrace]

I don't own this video but I could if u want me to. I'm just learning spanish and I understand what you mean!!! I'll do it in the next couple of days. I'll add you as a friend, Ok?

[leoneljosecolina]

ok ok, and thank u so much ;)

[areyoukidding]

I love the ending! Especailly the part with her nose!!!

Madtv should make more of these videos. I only saw two.

[underdog808]

gosh i absolutely love her!

[arlynsvld]

yeah she plays the piano and sings.she used to be in a lot of plays.

[cohgemini]

I know she's singing, but is that her actually playing the piano?? if it is, i think she's amazingly talented :D

[areyoukidding]

I don't think she is, but it's still a great song.

[ispeaknonsense]

No, I think she is, watch her hands from 2:30-2:36, not hard evidence, but let's think the best of Miss. Parker

[jasminegrace]

hehe - yes, lets

[BloodedDance]

I just love her voice

[estofadoafritada]

nicole has a beautiful singing voice

[jlly16]

love it, go Nicole