Yayy! Kraft Dinner! Spriral Edition! Most university students subsist on that radioactively cheezy goodness! We buy it by the case of 24 boxes. Sometimes, depending on the student loan level, we have to eat it for many years after graduation. This is why we Canadians have a golden glow about our skin.
i keep running after these creatures... then they feed me some plants and afetr tht they grow twice their size and grow horns from their eyes.. now they are after my eyes... but i need them to sense that tree inside my head...
if i put lamp on my mouth i can see my brain!!!
what should i do to stop me from doing these things??!?!?!?!
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
Damn I've seen like 50 videos with people doing like a william shatner intro shit. All over the place with random shit thrown in it withr andom clips thrown in....I Gotta sign off I been on to long xD .
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
There's expressways in Toronto, for sure! You aren't totally lying! On the other hand, I don't know what the heck a freeway is and if it is comparable to an expressway. They are both ways though! Good enough for me. :oP
I was in pittsburgh during the production, but usually not on the set. I was back in the production office handling all the footage. Trying to think of an austin, chances are though I don't know him.
gotcha...I don't remember if he was grip or a sparky.....who knows, maybe I'll bump into you on set one day, I grip myself, actually have a shoot coming up in march in the DC area and another in June in the Bahamas...either way stand by to stand by and make sure you have a fresh bat for that walkie man!
I'm joking, Vanawesome. I was just trying to put the "British" back in British Columbia. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill up the motorcar with petrol. My pocket's full of loonies!
haha. Oh those british. I think it's best if they just stayed out of Columbia all together.. With their crazy words, and crazy.... monarchies n' junk. :)
I had to buy a new belt due to pockets full of loonies weighing my pants to the point where I could barely keep them up. DAMN YOU LOOOONIES!
You went back?? Oh Joe... sometimes I stare into the star-filled sky, and I oft times wonder if you're staring at the same sky. Then I pull out your picture, staring back at me... smirking in your usual nonchalant way. I stroke it gently, and I almost hear softly, "I enjoy boobies!"... then I smile, nod, and stare back at the sky, wondering... what if?
This made me cry a little bit. Reflecting on this comment made me realize how short life is, and how enjoying boobies is something that not only I should do, but something everybody should do, together, under the nights sky, looking at my picture. ... Yeah. I think this is the world the beetles envisioned when they wrote "Imagine"
I agree with Victor except about the 10 foot pole part. Your crappy videos are still good. And yeah, I hate recommendation videos but still you managed to keep this one out of the shit pile. Excellent work! The Kraft Dinner had nothing to do with it, though, on second though, it was the Spiral Edition :o)
In Canada we call it "highway" or just use the number of the highway. Like the Trans Canada Highway is a series of individual highways that goes across the country. But people who live in a place where there might be more than one numbered road will probably call it by the number. So they wouldn't say highway, they'd say "the 401" or "traffic is heavy northbound on the number 9 today", because when you use a number people assume it's a major thoroughfare.
yeah, I think when I said Expressway, i was thinking of the mid-west regions of america. Which I also find odd. What is different' about and expressway than a freeway? So confusing.
Haha, "don't blame me, that's what you get when you can't use anything because of copyright laws". Oh man, I so hear ya! :P
"Kraft dinnah!", lol! :D That vague product name confused me for soo long. It took me weeks of intense researching before I figured out it was really just mac 'n cheese. ^.^
canadian freeways are epic lmao..
jordisonluva 6 months ago
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JonathanRoblox 7 months ago
COUGH COUGH! they call them Highways. ^_^ GO CANADA!
91BMaloney 9 months ago
eww u ugly
kourtbby1 1 year ago
fucken webcam bitches , die slow
samalhoodman2 2 years ago
But can you make videos aboot Canadian 'threeways'?
Nolaxrs 2 years ago
didn't know about the freeway thing!!
partygirl209 2 years ago
"but" upside down lol!
victoria3552 2 years ago
I LOVE kraft dinner. And Bonky!
The1fatpanda 2 years ago
Give me a frickin crowbar. I think you're a zombie.
The1fatpanda 2 years ago
why dont some americans like canadians and mexicans?
itrytoteachyou 2 years ago
Yayy! Kraft Dinner! Spriral Edition! Most university students subsist on that radioactively cheezy goodness! We buy it by the case of 24 boxes. Sometimes, depending on the student loan level, we have to eat it for many years after graduation. This is why we Canadians have a golden glow about our skin.
spunkypuppy 2 years ago
meu dues
amor132201 2 years ago
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i keep running after these creatures... then they feed me some plants and afetr tht they grow twice their size and grow horns from their eyes.. now they are after my eyes... but i need them to sense that tree inside my head...
if i put lamp on my mouth i can see my brain!!!
what should i do to stop me from doing these things??!?!?!?!
footage82 2 years ago
not just any freeway! a CANADIAN FREEWAY!
I too hail from the cold too!
HaunterV 2 years ago 2
ok spatula , , you must be in the ghettos of canada
ilovekonaforlife106 2 years ago
lol yes im from canada and it is an express way (and by the way i would liek to apologise on behalf of canada f or celine dion)
SpatulaErotica 2 years ago
im canadien... expresssways? WTF , i think Highways sound better?
ilovekonaforlife106 2 years ago
It is called a Expressway I live in Canada
bcdb111 2 years ago
Uhh...I just call them highways.
nronaghan 2 years ago 3
In the UK they call them "dual carriageways"... like they're still using horses. ;)
Brennna 2 years ago
Hey Vanawesome, took your recommendation, and went and viewed Jake's channel,.....no REGRETS WHATEVER!!!! Thanx VA!!!
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ej4627 2 years ago
1:33 omg michael jackson, run!! hes going to rape us!
fertyl6 2 years ago
lmao thts so mean lmfao
krackpog66 2 years ago 2
micheal jackson is dead so he cant rape us
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fritanga56 2 years ago
Damn I've seen like 50 videos with people doing like a william shatner intro shit. All over the place with random shit thrown in it withr andom clips thrown in....I Gotta sign off I been on to long xD .
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
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Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you
777josh5 2 years ago
GO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
crystalcanadiangirl 2 years ago
"On your fifteen minute break.
In a parking lot.
Next to a freeway.
A Canadian freeway."
xDD
rissehx3 2 years ago
whats wrong with a canadian free-way?!!?!
XXsteelhunterXX 3 years ago
CANADA yeah
shamethemus 3 years ago
lol, the express way in Canada is beside our Hi-ways
it costs per mile or something, it's jsut fast than the normal hi-way
i assume your freeway is like out hi-ways
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landbreak 3 years ago
arh....nigahiga can do better than u....
nutcraker999 3 years ago
you are an idiot
mind1987 3 years ago
There's expressways in Toronto, for sure! You aren't totally lying! On the other hand, I don't know what the heck a freeway is and if it is comparable to an expressway. They are both ways though! Good enough for me. :oP
LexiBadger 3 years ago
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numberoneonthestreet 3 years ago
because of this comment, you have been issued an official warning on your channel page. :)
vanawesome 3 years ago
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numberoneonthestreet 3 years ago
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numberoneonthestreet 3 years ago
if you cook the spirals slightly longer than recommended, they become more powerful than even your most childlike hero.
vanawesome 3 years ago
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numberoneonthestreet 3 years ago
We call freeways freeways and expressways expressways. Silly American. :p
Brianswers 3 years ago
But what's the difference? Cuz I don't flippin know.
vanawesome 3 years ago
I have no idea. hehehe :p
Brianswers 3 years ago
Actually in Vancouver I can't think of any expressways. Toronto has expressways though.
What highway are you near? (/stalk..lol)
Brianswers 3 years ago
@vanawesome
American/Brit
Freeway/Expressway
Highway/Freeway
116Bears 1 year ago
hmm...a friend of mine worked on that movie too, Austin...maybe you met him or are you strictly post?
eire138 3 years ago
I was in pittsburgh during the production, but usually not on the set. I was back in the production office handling all the footage. Trying to think of an austin, chances are though I don't know him.
vanawesome 3 years ago
gotcha...I don't remember if he was grip or a sparky.....who knows, maybe I'll bump into you on set one day, I grip myself, actually have a shoot coming up in march in the DC area and another in June in the Bahamas...either way stand by to stand by and make sure you have a fresh bat for that walkie man!
eire138 3 years ago
P.S. Now that you are out of the airport Imma stealin all your Twix again! blahahaha!!
eire138 3 years ago
Funny - you make my day but I must request .. MORE TESSA in your video's. Keep them coming they are sure to make anyone's day. The Momma....
missymarcia 3 years ago
haha. Mom. You so crazy!
vanawesome 3 years ago
I can't watch horror movies that involve violence . . . . yes. But my horror movie friends say that the 3-D effects are incredible.
If you watch My Bloody Valentine, make sure you wear a raincoat to fend off the bloodstains. Literally.
ReliableInsider 3 years ago
This inside information is most definitely reliable. ah.. AH? See what I did there.
(So satisfied)
vanawesome 3 years ago
You're in Vancouver, aren't you?
Russbear 3 years ago
Try motorway, Vanawesome. That's where we go driving with our motorcars. lol
Ottee2 3 years ago
whaaaaaaaaaat? Where the heck do you live? That's crazy.
vanawesome 3 years ago
I'm joking, Vanawesome. I was just trying to put the "British" back in British Columbia. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill up the motorcar with petrol. My pocket's full of loonies!
Ottee2 3 years ago
haha. Oh those british. I think it's best if they just stayed out of Columbia all together.. With their crazy words, and crazy.... monarchies n' junk. :)
I had to buy a new belt due to pockets full of loonies weighing my pants to the point where I could barely keep them up. DAMN YOU LOOOONIES!
vanawesome 3 years ago
Hey, hey, what did Vanawesome's butt say to the pocket full of loonies?
YOU CRACK ME UP!
Ottee2 3 years ago
Joe's misadventures in Vancouver are funny.
I was in a car going towards a mall one day & I thought I saw you walking. That scared me.
Have fun in West Coast Canadialandworld
rnb8220 3 years ago
I think i've found the title for my next video. But that probably wasn't me. If it was, DANG crazy town!
vanawesome 3 years ago
crazy ass town, sounds like vancouver
Canadialandworld is an exemplary title, or were you talking about Joe's misadventures in Vancouver.
either way, title shout out would work, hah hah
rnb8220 3 years ago
btw, spiral edition of kraft is the only kind of kraft thats the best.
ImJakeSrsly 3 years ago
Man, if i had a brother.....
i'd kill him and attempt to convince my parents to adopt you somehow.
You're really funny!!
AND ZOMGAMZIN THANKS!
ImJakeSrsly 3 years ago 4
haha. See everybody, this is why you should go watch him. Hilarious.
vanawesome 3 years ago
You are my favourite non-Canadian.
jabazzy 3 years ago 2
oh you! You sound like you're all hopped up on Kraft Dinner, RIGHT NOW!
vanawesome 3 years ago
You went back?? Oh Joe... sometimes I stare into the star-filled sky, and I oft times wonder if you're staring at the same sky. Then I pull out your picture, staring back at me... smirking in your usual nonchalant way. I stroke it gently, and I almost hear softly, "I enjoy boobies!"... then I smile, nod, and stare back at the sky, wondering... what if?
angrypunkbronxkid 3 years ago 2
This made me cry a little bit. Reflecting on this comment made me realize how short life is, and how enjoying boobies is something that not only I should do, but something everybody should do, together, under the nights sky, looking at my picture. ... Yeah. I think this is the world the beetles envisioned when they wrote "Imagine"
vanawesome 3 years ago
Good morning Joe, long time no... wait, you already said that. You should log in to Skype more often then NEVER!
fallofautumndistro 3 years ago 2
Good morning to you Alen, You know what's crazy? I don't even have skype on this computer. HOOOOOLY CRAP I'M OUTRAGEOUS!
vanawesome 3 years ago
oh how I love you! I'm so happy to see a video! w00t!
I don't care if you tell me who to watch! I LOVE YOU either way!
xoxoxoxoxo
spricket24 3 years ago 2
Why'd you go back to Canada when you just barely escaped it the last time you were there?
MntlWard 3 years ago
Good question. Back here for work. When we broke out last time, it was only for a two week vacation. Lord knows how I'll get out next time.
vanawesome 3 years ago
crazy americans with their highways and freeways and interstate and blabla
doesn't make any sense
in dutch
weg = road
snelweg = ' fastroad' or highway/freeway/whatever
on a snelweg you go fast it is logic man
but is a highway really high?
hypothetisch 3 years ago 2
Dutch people know what up. I think they just call it "snelweg" cuz "snelweg" sounds soooooooooooooooo funny.
vanawesome 3 years ago
word.. and lol @ pooposourus
norr787 3 years ago
KRAFT DINNER!!!!!!! the source of my life whenever mom and dad ain't home! i need mah nutrients!
danniboi07 3 years ago
haha. Kraft dinner sounds the funniest when people shout it.
vanawesome 3 years ago
KROFF DINNAH BUDDAY!
ShimmySystem 3 years ago
I'm not your budday, GUY!
vanawesome 3 years ago
...O...K... Joe... I checked him out and if he's funny then I want to buy some of what you're smoking off you.
Goodbye mate it's been nice.
Cheers
Yak...
Yakovich 3 years ago
haha. finally! If my video has satisfied the Yak then i'm happy.
vanawesome 3 years ago
haha I love the Canada stuff. It is expressway where I am. Guess it depends where you are in Canada. Highway, expressway, anyway, all good
YoutubieNewbie 3 years ago
I agree with Victor except about the 10 foot pole part. Your crappy videos are still good. And yeah, I hate recommendation videos but still you managed to keep this one out of the shit pile. Excellent work! The Kraft Dinner had nothing to do with it, though, on second though, it was the Spiral Edition :o)
P00P0STER0US 3 years ago
haha. nothing more relevant than spiral edition.
vanawesome 3 years ago
In Canada we call it "highway" or just use the number of the highway. Like the Trans Canada Highway is a series of individual highways that goes across the country. But people who live in a place where there might be more than one numbered road will probably call it by the number. So they wouldn't say highway, they'd say "the 401" or "traffic is heavy northbound on the number 9 today", because when you use a number people assume it's a major thoroughfare.
P00P0STER0US 3 years ago
yeah, I think when I said Expressway, i was thinking of the mid-west regions of america. Which I also find odd. What is different' about and expressway than a freeway? So confusing.
vanawesome 3 years ago
I kindof assumed an expressway might have a toll associated with it, whereas a freeway would not? Guessing there.
P00P0STER0US 3 years ago
Fuck you with a ten foot pole!
Even your CRAP videos rock my socks.
Asshole.
(Sulks away jealously.)
Gimmeabreakman 3 years ago
you're such a jerk i hate you i hate you I hate you!
P.S.
I love you.
vanawesome 3 years ago
what the hell is a freeway? oh you mean a highway, i get it
barrettsalive 3 years ago
True true. Canadian free way is redundant.
ZombieX13 3 years ago
lolol this made me laugh :D
P00P0STER0US 3 years ago
I always read your name as "POOPOSOURUS" which always makes ME laugh.
vanawesome 3 years ago
Hehe lots of people read it like that. Makes perfect sense, and that would have been a good name too!
P00P0STER0US 3 years ago
You all have freeways up there?!
greenNebula 3 years ago
ohhh, burn.
vanawesome 3 years ago
Kay mate I'm checkin him out
dctcool 3 years ago
Don't judge him too harshly due to lack of mustache.
vanawesome 3 years ago
Haha, "don't blame me, that's what you get when you can't use anything because of copyright laws". Oh man, I so hear ya! :P
"Kraft dinnah!", lol! :D That vague product name confused me for soo long. It took me weeks of intense researching before I figured out it was really just mac 'n cheese. ^.^
dominokat07 3 years ago
Secretly, I actually love making my own sound effects. shhhhhh.
vanawesome 3 years ago
Van recommendation is awesome :)
CrazyAwesomeMe 3 years ago
haha when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was andymcgaffigan washing a horse
channeIreview 3 years ago
haha. yeah, the horse tosser really does have a McGaffigan like quality to him.
vanawesome 3 years ago
I don't mind recommendation videos when the channel being recommended is actually good - as it is in this case. Huzzah!
falletron 3 years ago
I know! , and I will only recommend somebody to you all that I really think is good.
vanawesome 3 years ago
I watched his first video and it wa enough to make me subscribe. Good find :D
rlglufc 3 years ago
yeah, "snow day" is amazing isn't it?
vanawesome 3 years ago
And I think that I know where you were when you filmed this
mike10dude 3 years ago
then you truly know your way around this here land of the north!
vanawesome 3 years ago
yeah i have never heard anybody call a freeway in Canada a expressway
mike10dude 3 years ago
yeah, i was probably making that up.
vanawesome 3 years ago
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