Katana Fail

[doneystoney]

I know what I'm gonna use in a fight against a katana. A TABLE.

[SwordsMaster4444]

good table vs. crappy sword= sword in the gut.

[jakke81]

I smell a law suit!

[thejackma1000]

the sword isn't traditionally made

that katana is a mass produced item it cut from sheet metal and sharpened

[iwasonceawizard]

why would they need surgery? it like nicked him :P

[gaxiolab93]

screw tha sword i want the table

[plukap]

FUUUUUUUUUUUU i need to know what the nice thing is !!!

[op3p]

Thats why you buy your kats from japan. JAPAN STEEL > ALL

[Pilaf1984]

@op3p I'm pretty sure steel is steel, and that importing katanas from Japan is illegal.

[RoninAvenger]

help him Oh Dell!

[adatune]

The katana sword is not meant to stand such position pressure. That's why it's said that if you don't know how to use it, it will break no matter how expensive and well designed it is. THAT'S WHY USER COMES BEFORE THE SWORD!

[adatune]

The katana sword is not meant to stand such position pressure. That's why it's said that if you don't know how to use it, it will break no matter how expensive and well designed it is. THAT'S WHY USER COMES BEFORE THE SWORD!

[kaice28]

Chuck Norris would have sold the practice kitana sword better than this loser.

[320ibeamer]

Is that John Goodman at the end?

[320ibeamer]

and THAT's how good these katanas are folks. We gon need a paramedic in this sonbitch

[IlxTiratore]

This is why you don't use stainless steel for swords.

[MEGABOINK65]

Can they lower the price?

[guitarguyism6]

"And a nice thing about these practice katanas....Is that they don't break"

[Hammi4Real]

why are so many people in here ignorant about the katana?

katanas arent supposed to be clashed or slammed with, which this idiot did. so its only expected that it breaks like it did in the video and not because it was "made in china" or other bs argument. you need to get off kill bill and anime if you blame on poor quality that it broke. it means you only know less. its mainly a slashing weapon, not for deflecting. even if it was made in japan, it would still easily break if not careful.

[coldsteel1212]

@Hammi4Real Exactly. I practiced Kendo. And it irritates me that people don't understand that clashing swords is all movies. The only way a katana or most swords can parry is with the side of the blade, not the edges. And you can't just slam it against something.

[DeMause]

@coldsteel1212 well theycan deflect using the side of the blade anyway. The side isn't strong enough for a full parry. Sabers are designed with a strong blunt section along the edge close to the hilt with the purpose of parrying in mind.

[coldsteel1212]

@DeMause Yea thats what I meant.

[dammitcrap]

@coldsteel1212 rapiers, cutlasses and sabers are made for extended sword-rattling which goes along with the proper disciplines for wielding those swords. and the spine of a katana can be used for parrying

[zombieX111222333]

he's dead, jim

[wootman77]

make sure your katana costs more than 44.95...

[mpauger15]

We may need...emergency help...in the studio.

[MsStormy19]

what was the good thing :/

[The5pointcrown]

Thumbs up if you reconize from 1000 ways to die!!!

[xiKoSapinoyAC3]

get katanas that are made in japan ... not in china

[YoungBrave2006]

@xiKoSapinoyAC3 There are some good katanas made in China. This is a good thing, since it's illegal to export katanas from Japan. Do your homework before you buy.

[i8hy6e3]

he is dead

[LoneST4RxBDS]

knockoff...

[helenatorr]

"YOU ALRAUGHT???"

[nice4269]

not made in japan......this is made in china

[YoungBrave2006]

@nice4269 Actually, these are made in Pakistan. I've seen them around, some idiot around here was trying to sell one as an antique (it was all rusted). I've seen the big one sold by itself for $10 on Cheaper than Dirt, and $45 is definitely way too much money for the set.

[shinobitech13]

@nice4269 a LOT of good katanas are made in china, bugei, hanwei, dynasty forge. etc

[CQAS8]

the katana was like, u hittin me? ima stab ur asssss

[Goomba753]

@CQAS8 Why is the katana black?

[davesingleman]

Thumbs up if you realize that this is the guy from A 1000 ways to die who dies in a snuggie.

[briancollazo46]

Made in china... wait then it would have worked so made by apple

[RoninAvenger]

I hate those cheap fake ass katana's

[Ozzy2817]

I dont know which is more fail: the quality, or the fact that they are straight bladed?

[IamDanrey]

press 2 for fail

press 3 for behinf the counter humps

press 4 for the guy having an orgasm

press 7 for guy getting but fucked

[SoulOnDeparture666]

lol "JUST THE TIP"

[scottraposo]

Pain

[ImmuneToFearr]

Bouncy table.

[plzletmego87]

1,000 ways to die!

[SPESHALK11]

What's the good thing about the practice katanas? They are very durable?

[FailureRuux]

i guess it wasn't a full tang.. xD

[TryHardProductions1]

@MacintoshBTS lol that's great! Mind if I use that one?

[2935267]

seriously made in china

[PCGamerLP]

is der dumm ey

[chemicalsweet13]

awesome! "odel! the tip got me odel!"

[amusment666]

i love how he plays it cool

[Keenkiller]

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! :P

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

Idiot. of cource these cheap american made katana would break its not even real look at the shape it looks retarded. the cover doesnt have cloth wrapped around it on a real katana

[geeradicle]

Made in China

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

@geeradicle No made in America

[lekovic199]

made in china...

[congruent2006]

i would of sluffed it off even if i was bleeding all over the place

[darth890]

don't touch Kitana's sword you damn fool!

[teslacarfan]

made in china

[RedArmySoldier1939]

3 people need an emergency surgery in the studio

[Shazzashazbot]

That's not a katana. It's a ninjaken

[ramirezthesilvite]

You're thinkin' "That can't be stag horn, it's gotta be the cheaper manticore horn." Well I've got the documentation right here, and this is the real deal!

[Mokochew]

The Tip Just Barely Got Him.

[mrjuicebox50]

3rd time the charm

[HanzoSukai]

imagine the kind of idiot who thought yeahh ill buy these :P

[633Ziggy]

@HanzoSukai

hahaha! I bet someone was on the phone ordering some just as that happened!

[TheMintRanger]

DUDE I SAW THIS HAPPEN! it was so pathetic. "hey look a our overpriced pieces of crap bro"

[blackoppsplayers1]

Hah just like bfx

[justtryharder]

is this the redneck shopping network?

[IndependenThoughts]

And the nice things about these katanas.. 

[TheDragonLake]

"we may need emergency surgery in uh... the studio" well at least you have the right equipment :3

[LaciTheWarrior]

Made in China

[xiKoSapinoyAC3]

MADE IN CHINA LOL

[SITLTours]

In soviet russia, desks cuts you

[KLINGY94]

DO THESE SHOPPING CHANNELS EVER LEARN!?

[nicothegreat795]

OH MY GOD!!! Is the table ok!

[zZsmithXx]

press 3 = repeated katana fail

[6michal6]

what do you expect for $44,95

[gamblersruin]

The nice thing about this practice katana....ohHHHHHHWWWW ARgggHHHHHHH THAT HURT!!

[100percentgamer]

Oh my Got! (that's a reference for those of you who don't know)

[gamingsoul11]

Unbeatable quality! Seriously, no samurai would carry a sword that shitty.

[BigPoppa1609]

Press 4 for, "thats what she said"

[bugsplat08]

this katana was made around a million years, that's why it failed, lol

[algshan]

I'm still trying to decide if the last guy was joking or if he's just that damn funny when giving orders about help.

[duckangelfan]

Can we get a web redemption tosh!

[TheNumse]

fuck that katana... I WANT THAT TABLE!!!

[windrider992001]

I'll take TWO please

[TR0L0L0LO]

He did REALLY good at masking his pain, actually.

[Spikedfishdude12]

Yup, those are REAL good katanas!

[TubePunch30]

We may need emergency surgery in the studio. WTF?

[zeldamex]

False and Homosexual...

[nikokungreenfuzzey]

idiot shouldn't have been waking it on the table first second make sure its a fully functional blade before you use funny nonetheless though

[egmfan2]

American handmade FAIL

[xxmanuelvaldesxx]

at least it can cut your belly

[MUFFINTOP1624]

Call now!

[vremetal]

LoL.. gotta love the relief guy...

[Shrumins]

Stainless steel -_____-

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

I bet it says "Stainless China" on the balade of that sword shaped object.

[931SON]

the steel bent... must be sharp plastic

[HollywoodrMr]

This video fails.

[Navinmao]

katana fail but it poked him good so not a fail lol.

[TheJoe999Man]

shitty steel

[paptart911]

hahah "we may need emergency surgery in the studio"

[mrkiky]

I bet he was like "fuck your fake katana shit" he didn't even try to save it like most presenters try. it probably got him bad. looks like a stab just under the rib cage.

[ktktwix]

i had two of these ahaha, me and my friend wanted to have a swore fight and on the first swing both of ours cut in half lol it was fucking epic

[RanakaHai]

OW THAT HURT MY NIPPLE! i swear, this is how transgenders are made.

[XAxNINJAxKITT3NX]

That is one convincing sales pitch right there!

[stankypoots]

DONT BUY IT AT 0:06

[scoot698]

good quality i bet it worth 5$ (max) not 44 

[BucketPukes1969]

the thing thats hilarious is the shit he says

[imaekshit]

LOL, i just saw this on 1000 way to die. same story :P

[awsomazn12345]

Obviously made in China or somethin, traditional Japanese made katana wont do that, and whats worse you dont treat it that way either

[ReviewerXD]

this guy died! from catching on fire i sweaer!

[MikeNepo]

@ReviewerXD They had it on a 1,000 ways to die. He was wearing a robe and got too close to some candles. They also remade this scene and where a ladder breaks on him. They also made fun of this scene on Indymogul except with shotguns, the serial number is even the same.

[Flopyboy]

I seriously broke?

[acenace24]

The samurais ultimate enemy....wooden desks

[goe5]

@acenace24 The samurai sword's ultimate enemy...white people using it

[awsomazn12345]

@goe5 its not even a real katana haha

[BucketPukes1969]

@goe5 bullshit, white people are the only ones chopping up thieves with samurai swords nowadays.

[mrkiky]

@BucketPukes1969 yes cause he's white, he works in teleshopping so he's definitely a thief, and he also chops himself up too!

[bebofbs4l]

thts wht hpns when u buy low grade katanas from low grade POS stores....

who in the FREAKIN WORLD WOULD hit a 440 STEEL BLADE ON THE TABLE LIKE THT ...wht an idiot

[omegasephiroth6789]

2 dislikes... probably him and some other idiot that has done the same thing.

[yit2525]

the good thing about these practice swords is -goes to show durability- SNAP! OWND!

[XBASSPLAYER4EVERX]

Made in China

[yohippiedogs]

OMFG I HAS THT SAME SORD!!!!!!!!!

LOLZ

[Apv301]

@yohippiedogs make a vid of you banging it on the table?

[PunkMAC10]

Hes just laying there "oh a peice of the tip just got me, that hurt big time."

[sdfgergbyj333]

serves him right for bashing that nice desk with his katana!

[UhOhPopcorn]

"Oh are you alright?!"

"Well, im missing an arm, but other than that, im just fan*******tastic."

[coifgx]

thats what you get for peddling your shitty katana to people fuck head.

[crippleman100]

lol what a faggot

[kingyao23]

oooo tht hurt lmao

[stephengriifith]

Surgery? wtf

more like a plaster the bloody pussy.

[EdikShepherd]

Go with the sure thing, bastard sword

[l7ylan1]

0:06

[frankhaugen]

Love this clip, we used it in a marketing class to demonstrate the denger of demonstrations with an untested demo-unit XD... i get schadenfreude out the wazoo when I see it;)...

[Montieshaw13]

I dont know which was more of a fail..... Him stabbing himself with the Katana or the guy at the end saying "we uhhhh mayy need emergency surgery.... in the studio."XD

[XoRandomGuyoX]

Here is a relatively easy riddle: What do you send as a gift to someone you REALLY don't like?

[RaithSienar]

It has an automatic attack feature that he accidently triggered.

[peepsbates]

lol on the hilt i bet it says "genuine japanese katana (made in america)"

it aint a quality japanese katana i can tell you that

[MGlBlaze]

@peepsbates It wasn't a quality ANYTHING sword. They were just a bunch of cheap wallhangers that were meant to just sit there and look pretty. It doesn't fulfil that either if you ask me, because they look fucking ugly. The boxey saya, the ugly wrap, those stupid little tassel things on the end... ugh. These weren't even good by 'cheap poorly-made wallhanger' standards.

[mikemapa]

What? The sword broke? They sure don't make them like they used to. ;)

[BrearleyArn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA .....that is all.

[tenhighkratos]

Fukin dumbasses selling products that are total shit!!! LOL I'm glad this idiot was stabbed!!

[Dunkopf]

chh what a duche bag

[natureslove18]

What a moron...

[synott]

Aw it's only 2 limit per customer....Noooooooo

[synott]

Omg I'm sold....I'll take 3!!!!!!!

[google541]

thats a katana win, that guy failed

[lakersalltheway111]

we may need surgery. while they are performing surgery wed like to advertise the scalpel they use. Its a high class scalp

"o shoot it got me. the tip got me."

[atomic24x7]

i hope odels okay

[RaviKhedoe]

it doesn't count if it was only the tip ...lol

[readthisyouarestupid]

what a fucking dumbass

[eybu1]

MUST b 18 or older to order

[GothicXII]

no wonder why a $45 katana is THAT good.

[Noonrider11]

the nice about these practice katanas is "ow that hurt" not "OW you ****ing chopped my arm off!!!!"

[fhk1993]

these is why u shuldent play with sword kids

[hannigan06]

All I want to know is did that hurt?

[powera10]

I was half expecting a red X to cross out the number 44 in the "your price" box.

[paintballa2195]

that is a fucking discrace to a katana!!

[woety3]

oo that got me good

[jj237]

at the end i couldn't tell if he was serious or trying to crack a joke either way... awkward haha

[mohawkachu]

And it's REAL Staghorn! :D

[GetHigh5671]

Why can he use a regular sword. But no he got to use a katana that is the best cutting tool ever

[slyman258]

"allright folks these katanas are so sharp hes gonna need emergency surgery after a little poke"

[disturbedTuts]

that's why you don't make katanas out of stainless steel ^-^

[smartechrc]

who is the random redneck