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  • All I know is I think there is nothing wrong with online dating, intact I think it takes a lot of courage just to talk to someone even online, you have the pressure to alway be talking. With technology we have today online dating is sooo popular now. It's fun to talk and meet to people who grew up somewhere else. Who says you can only meet and talk to people who live by you? Borrrinnnnggg zzzz. Use technology to it's best and have fun chattin it up with a single hottie :)

  • If you just met a girl on xbox live

    send them a friend request

    then send them a message everyday

    find her myspace and facebook account

    get there aim straight name

    and invite them to your game even

    if they are playin something else

    before you know it she will be all over you

  • This video was made for pedafiles

  • I love how "FINISH HIM!" was tagged right in the middle of the speech.

  • @7JME7 personally im a major sexist when it comes to girl gamers mostly because of that reason

  • @foxman691 cool story bro

  • Well I don't mind any girl gamers adding me, I'm not a pervert, go crazy over a girl gamer or act like an asshole with them in a game or party

    GT: N1ko 118

  • I hate girl gamers, no offense to anyone out there. It's just that the majority that I have met go around yelling stuff like "IM A GURL GAMER! BOYZ DONT HIT ON MEEE ;3;3;3 xD"

  • @7JME7 I get what you mean. I hate girl gamers that are like that too :/ Not all of them are like that, though. I hate that they think because they're a girl they get special treatment or something.

  • @7JME7 It is worth remembering that women get hit on a lot  and xbox live is a particularly big culprit of this. If I came in to play a game and was a girl, I wouldn't want to be hit on. I guess I am saying that behavior isn't girl gamers being annoying so much as it is a symptom of the the general unfriendliness of online communities towards women. I get defensive when I got on Warcraft 3 because I am black and I hate the N-word being thrown around. We all just want to enjoy the game =D

  • Anygirls here play minecraft? I am a guy but personally I think girls cooperate a lot more and don't build random penises everywhere

  • lol im a girl gamer

  • HOW ABOUT GOING OUTSIDE AND TALKING TO GIRLS? :D

  • @AdmiralMadox YES!! Great idea =.= I dont see the point.. ive been on xbox live for a week and I get messages like: OMG WILL YOU BE MY GF!!111!!! (yes, the 1's WERE there)... I think its just weird o.o

  • @madammanga Well if you want some decent person to talk to you can add me, Toast Monster

  • @AdmiralMadox Worst pick-up attempt I've seen in a while

  • @OO7Zach Wow now that I think about it, it does look iffy, lol

  • somegirl on xbox live made me horny her gt is alex edwardo

  • press A for double penetration fuckin loser's

  • Youtube comments section meets Xbox Live users. This is like a sociological experiment to really scrape the bottom of the barrel, isn't it? Trying to see just how bad people's grammar can get, are you?

    For shame.

  • @curbsideprophetlz HAHAHAHA lol. I nearly died laughing curbside. Nicely done :)

  • Hey pussy's pussy even if its over the internet LOL THUMBS UP IM AWESOME LOL xD

  • i found a girl in xbox live and we have been friends for like 3 years , at 2009 july i asked her to meet me in msn and she put her web cam on and guess what she was 14 year old british boy !!!! i was shock badly my dadd took my to hospital that night

  • @zerackid

    those are usually the stories that people tend to keep to themselves... just saying

  • ha ha ha good one

  • The More You KNow's theme is full of this nostalgic feeling... but I don't remember ever watching any PSA's. So... I just get that empty feeling from watching them. Heh. Wow...

  • Holy Shet I just got a gf tyvm that was so helpfull cybersex lol

  • wtf? dating tips?........for xbox live? again wtf?

  • im a girl and ive had guy's doing this >.>

    i think this is just weird ?

    why would a guy do online dating o.0

  • @peepeeballoonxo

    Im a guy and I think this is wierd. Meet a chick in real life! Dont be pussys and talk on the internet with them! It pisses me off when some of my freinds are scared to ask girls out for real but they are not scared talking with other chicks around the globe that they dont even know!!!!

  • sounds like someone wants a friend request lol

  • You just help out, actually. Now I'm never going to fall for those tricks.

  • lol i do that it definitly works

  • doesnt work. :(

  • @AllOutInsanity Totally works,

  • i did that

  • that was hilarious, i can't belive all of the people freaking in theyre comments. as though this wasn't a joke. man

  • i love the sperm in the background at the end itz funnnnnnnnnnnny

  • she will be all over you ;)

  • why is this sexist ? exactly you dont have a answer you just say the first thing that comes to your head because your a whiney bitchy little cunt ! the point of this video is to take the piss out of the boys that randomly add girl gamers that they find online hoping that they girl gamers will like them and they will eventually get there sad virgin asses a date ! so think before you bitch you faggot ass moral dictator !

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU THINK IM THAT?!?! HAHA at this moment im betting your one of these "sad virgin asses" trying to get a date. wow its just annoying to hear idiots like you

  • well you just lost the jackpot because you bet was wrong ! oh sorry about that but at least your still a faggot that must count for something ! and denying a fact by laughing and question it usually makes the culprit out to be a lier so yeah i do think your that and your social communication skills also back that statement up ! whos the idiot know ?

  • hmm an insult? i see that you simply want to offend me now and are defending yourself because you feel that i simply wrote a hate comment now how wrong are you? and laughing is me telling you that you fail at insults.

  • no youre a GAY

  • wow

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  • "The more you know"

  • I'm pretty sure girls don't play games like Halo 3 to get requests for a date....I should know, I'm a girl. If we were to get a message like that we would probably tell you to get a real girlfriend. (or if you think the person is a girl, some times its a he and he is just pretending to be a girl to get his laughs) :P

  • HAHAHAH then your one of a kind (not to hit on you) because my stupid 15 year old friend got himself a girlfriend over xbox live that was SOOOOOOOOOOO pathetic, I was like dude seriously get a fucking life...

  • I knew people who did that trick, and their mic was VERY good for it, it made their voice more feminine we'd trick them into thinking that we were girls.

    Some of the things they said:

    "Are you a virgin?"

    "Can I have your number..."

    So forth, so forth.

  • rofl xD

  • Yay now i can get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what idoit would date through xbox live

  • please reply!!!

    If i had 2 xbox 360ies, could i play with the same live account with both of my xbox 360ies? would it work if i'd always put the harddrive to the other console? or would retrieve lost gamertag work?

  • Dude, guys must really watch this. Even if I am playing a different game, I get game invites even when I'm playing something else.

  • story of my life...

    they all still send requests.

  • lol this actually worked. i saw her pic on facebook and shes really hot. WIN!

  • lol dude it worked xD

  • The Sad Thing Is It Works........*Sigh*

  • lol this is so funny

  • i met a girl on XBL added her to my friends list and we r rly good friends....we met in GoW lol

  • i TRIED AND IT WORKS LMFAOOO

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  • which worked? the one in the vid or the number thing?

  • my friend asked cousin (girl gamer) this: "hey yo i forgot my number can i have yours"

  • my fav chat up line is "Get in the Van" Lol

  • It didn't work :(

    jk lol

  • lol, fail or win? i dunno

  • LOL to machinimater

  • its a joke

  • calld a joke man :P

  • ITS CALLED A JOKE IDIOT FAG

  • its a joke. try and be smart once in a while

  • that is a piss poor insult dude! i dont kno why u even bothered wasting your time with it! just do the world a favour and keep your mouth shut

  • LOL

  • sure i will or maybe ill call u a stalker and remove u from my frens list

  • haha i was thinking the same thing xD

  • Guys do this all the time to me and it's annoying >( I get like 50 game invites a day

  • lol,

    whats your name ?

    lol jk

  • lmao!

  • lolz same thing for me, but itz the other way around, da girlz invite me constantly. lolz  j/k, OR AM I???

  • lol me too. guys are obessed with girls and it does get annoying. we're "rare" on halo 3 and other games. it'z not that special.

  • I don't really care for girl's that play halo 3. Just let them play. :D

  • It really is annoying

  • i did but shes a lesbian =(

  • Whats the song?

  • really?

  • yeah really

  • Wow evryone nos its a joke ok. if u do even try to get a date on xbox live u r so retarded ok srsly. get a life

  • dude it's a joke and get a life because you as well as the rest if the world is seeing this and I actually have the effort to right this comment

  • YOU GOT MY WALLET BITCH!

  • i love this video its so funny =D

  • she wont block you if you talk to her gradually.... "OMG I WANNA GO OUT WIV U WHR DO U LIVE N WHTS UR FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE OMG GO OUT WIV ME WE CAN PLAY HALO ALL DAY LIKE FRIENDS GO OUT WIV ME

    isnt a great start for anything....

  • Wow you guys its a joke not serious lol

  • WTF

  • THANKS!!!, helps alot

  • lol that doesnt work for me not one single guy can impress me like that

  • same with me

  • its a joke.....

  • WTF ?

  • ture very true lol

    i got me! lol!

  • "i got me"..EXPLAIN!

  • wow u people u don't get it its a joke

  • Silly.

    Theres no girls on the interwebz!

  • huh there is loads of girls

  • its a joke....again.....use COMMON SENSE

  • @cheesyguy2 Hey! I play halo D: And imma girl! I share account with my brother though, but when im 16 I'll get my own :P But, I suck so much at it my brother wont let me play online xD He says i make him look bad.

  • @cheesyguy2 G.I.R.L= Guy In Real Life

  • funnie

  • wats myspace?

  • Whats this "girl" you speak of?

  • huh? lots of girls play xbox

  • Haha do you live in a fucking cave?

  • yes i do so wat is this myspace u speak of

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  • HAHAHHAHAHHAH

  • I love how that dude's name (or chick's... or is he gay?) who said "i have a bf on xbox live" is Halogeek007. Rofl! I don't know if he was trying to impress anyone, but it's hilarious!

  • now i can make the perfect matinee :]

  • The More You Know is coming back!! Look for it within the next few days!!

  • Oh, my god your hilarious. Seriously thanks for amusing me. You're such an irrogant idiot that it's just to damn funny. XD You should go play some of your "better" games instead of leaving comments about how halo is horrible and sucks and how you've already seen this video before...if you've already seen this then why are you watching it again.

  • yea stop being so irrogant

  • irrogant? wow!

  • Man what ever happend to the other (the more you know) videos from machinima they were

    funny.

  • you can still find them on Machinima(dot)com. They aren't on YouTube anymore though because of copyright issues. If you see them anywhere else besides Machinima on here, then that person stole the video.

  • STALKER, STOP LOOKING AT MY TAIL. :(

  • hahaha holy shit dude your a loser, its a game , i mean i love halo but christ your like " NOOOOOOOO RARRRR FUCK HALO AND FUCK YOU RARRRRR.

  • solidfag, or whatever your name is. Tell your sob story to the 3 mil. people that play halo 3. No one will care. No one cares what you think or what you hate. Go away plz.

  • LMAO. You're so full of yourself. You used to have a bunch of videos about halo. Your profile picture is of Halo too. And I get email alerts whenever I get new comments. I'm definitely NOT a Halo fanboy. I never play the game except with friends or when I make a video. I hope you realize that you aren't pissing me off even though you are trying so hard. It's funny to see how many immature and moronic things you can come up with.

  • and yet you still play it.

  • Wow, stop searching for my stuff just to insult me.

  • haha wtf?

  • lol. SO basically, get all thier information? Got it.

    Personally, I don't care WHO is on XboxLive, as long as I can:

    1: Have an intellegent conversation about The Game, or a subject of interest.

    2: Play the game with teammates that are willing to comply with strategy.

    3: Play the game and assainate people in Rocket Race :D

    4: Play the game in a socail manner, and kick some ass, say "good game" and leave, or party up.

  • Ive met a few girls on XBL. I hav 2 say the girls r a lot more friendly then most of the players. Im always stuck with the live assholes that think they're great and hate every1 that kills them. Its nice 2 c a change once in a while.

  • Wtf nightmareproductions is suspended.

  • yeah, its a long story. This is our new account.

  • I don't treat girls any different than guys...that's sexist in my opinion

  • there was this one girl on Rock Band that totally owned drums and I added her because she was good not that I wanted to go out with her

  • i c nothing wrong with girls playing games like halo 3 2 tell the turth i wish more girl did play i have only played like with 4 girl online and every game some asshole has 2 be like "wat a girl u should not be playing video games u should be in the kitchen fixing me some food"(srry but that piss me off) and half the time the girl gets more points then them

  • This made me smile

  • Im a girl and i play xbox live. There

    s two types of guys on there ones that wanna go out with you and others that say that girls shouldnt play video games and should be in the kitchen or something stupid.

  • What about the guys who treat you like a gamer not a girl

  • There's actually three types of guys on xbox live. Theres the guys that want to go out with you, the guys that think you shouldn't play video games, and theres guys like me. I respect all players on xbox live even if your a girl.(once i met a gay guy over xbox live everyone was making fun of him and I told them that it's not fair to make fun of them just becuase that's the way they turn out).

    I AM NOT GAY!

  • that's cool, I wish more girls played Xbox Live

    GT: xXFlameB0yXx

  • ive rarely ever seen a girl in matchmaking.

  • sigh i dont see why girls cant play xbox live and not be harrassed etc by guys. they probably just wanna play the game without guys asking them out and whatever.

  • so true

  • Of course it's so simple!!!!!!! THX lol

  • your just mad cuz you tried it thousands of times and got rejected every time

  • i know exactly what they are talking about

  • dude its a joke

  • wait isnt that like stalking no wait thats when you stand outside her doctors waiting for her

  • this is how i get all my gf's LOL

    jk

  • lmao guys, pleeease do NOT do this rofl

    it's annoying. just send a friend request at the very least. but dont annoy us to death XD

    very funny video. very true on what happens on XBL

  • Isn't this considered as Stalking

  • thats the point lol

  • it is stalking and annoying! please be nice to us girls we are human and we have feelings just like you!

  • No you don't, LOL, just messen. Peace.

  • It's funny cause I got three restraining orders for the same thing. :P jk

  • why are people getting pissed with this video. It's a joke.

    And posting sh** like "this guy has no life" OR "Why would he post something like this" Just take a moment and think... "Do I have no life by getting serverely ticked off at a comedic video?"

    The More You Know...

  • FINALLY, an instructional video teaching kids how to be stalkers! God, America's children, hell, the world's children, really need to be educated on how to properly stalk somebody. Thank you, NightmareProductions, for helping the children of the world to learn.

    U r teh bestttttzz.

    :)

  • You're welcome. I dream of a world where disputes are settled in online games. I dream of a world where the girls who play online are endlessly stalked. I dream of a world where there is no team killing, shotgun camping, or spawn camping. THAT IS MY DREAM!

    -- M4R71N LU7H3R K1NG (not to be confused with Martin Luther King)

  • lol that's my dream to where little kids no how to stalk they don't team kill and they don't camp thank god you can lead them to this dream thank you...lol

  • this is probobly the most kick ass comment ever