Kane vs. Lynch

[oooohhwoow]

YES A VIDEO WITHOUT A TOP COMMENT. Dont u hate it when u eat a carrot and u poop orange!

[1lonespirit]

@BlitzBaller0 link won

[BlitzBaller0]

Who won Mario vs Link?

[Kaileev]

Link wins!!!

[mudman1690]

Its a censor bar dude...

[leontas2007]

Lynch owns

[dskull2000]

i thinck they havent got a cock.. and thats just censored... i am sure they havent got a cock...1:22 no cock. if you look closely but if i am mistaken please prove it.

tuga 4 life.

[tiko135135]

one thing is fore sure; we have all seen them naked

[anthony90666]

you know what stupid of kane and lynch teh movie its coming at 2013 that like 2 years

[AxlRoseGNRLover]

Kane FTW!!!

[kjellhimself]

once again, theres nowhere to click for the results of mario vs link :S

[Benasxxx]

Lynch ftw!

[littledestroction]

mario vs lugie

[ThePhi1ly]

GLaDOS vs. Sektor.

[TheBrassMunkey]

Too bad the game sucked :P

[tonyinthe602]

Boston vs. Journey 

[avpfanboy27]

its announced in the movie bruce willis is doing kane and jamie foxx is doing lynch the movie comes out 2013 (cant wait)

[Basiljs]

mario vs luigi :P

[jazzyfizzlecompany]

Guitar Hero vs Rock Band ;)

[BlepoHD]

abdc

[007breaktime]

Grayson Hunt(Bulletstorm) Vs Alcatraz (Crysis 2)

[hellraiser5671]

i think kane is badass

[deathcoresucks1]

you guy should do guilty gear vs. king of fighters

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

n64 vs gameboy colour

[JohnnyCashCrash]

obama vs solid snake !!

solid snake wins!!

BITCH!!

[link000000]

wait who won? Link or mairo?

[ramen5]

@link000000 Link, mario got like 5000 or something, Link got around 8000.

[link000000]

@ramen5 thanks cuz the link dont show up to see the winner.

[shyryguy]

scorge vr the aribiter

[skubaro]

Jamie Foxx as kane OR lynch . . . - EPIC FAIL as they say ...we're talking about GAME-based movie , and if the main characters and the story are nothing like those in the game i don't see the point of making a movie like this .

Kane - Jason Statham , Lynch -Bruce WiLLis

[sean0395]

Kane and Lynch is a terrible game. Terrible.

[Szeptun]

@sean0395 Only The Dog Days, Dead Man (the first one) was a fucking epic experience.

[FinalRoxas013]

MGS4 Cyborg ninja Raiden VS cyborg ninja Gray Fox

[jimmyelgringito]

none, shooters suck.

[young64boy]

resident evil vs deadrising,

[MegaFrogzor]

Both are fags.

[imelroy]

Neither; Kane and Lynch were weirdos.

[RickTheStickman2]

Fallout vs. Oblivion.

[skygav75]

Dead Rising Series Battle:Chuck Greene vs. Frank West

[RATP01]

BATMAN VS SAM FISHER!!!!!

[TheTruckdismountco]

haze Vs. Fallout

[RATP01]

@TheTruckdismountco no contest, FALLOUT FTW

[TheTruckdismountco]

@TheTruckdismountco i Meant To Say Haze vs. Warzone

[kavi089]

jamie fox for lynch???' that really reallly sucks... badly... i'm not saying jamie can't act well, he's awesome but he's black and i'm not being racist... it's like replacing superman or ironman with a black guy or something like that >.< no way

[duggMcdrug]

@kavi089 they did replace ironman with a black guy...

[kavi089]

@duggMcdrug mmm no they didn't... iron man is robert downey jr (white guy)

[RockNow91]

@duggMcdrug Aaah.. I see what you did there =)

Unfortunately it probably will go over most peoples head.

[lildave280]

Subject Delta from Bioshock 2 vs tank from L4D or Big Sister from Bioshock 2 vs Witch from L4D

[alexander76675]

well i never played the game but kane seems darker 

[goodgamestuff1]

niko bellic vs nathan drake  or roman bellic vs sullivan

[3sina11]

lynch is a psycopath

[Hitmanfan12222]

@TheXtraGuy Stop talking about your self.

[777MasterMind777]

Thumbs UP for *drum roll*

...

Apple VS Windows

[ejoio2]

i dunno lynch?

[severeXcupcake]

LEGOS VS SERVEBOTS

[iIIPLATINUMIIi]

why make lynch black wtf 

[killerkombat428]

ryu vs ken

[SmileyNerd101]

The only reason you have to click to see the results is because they want more views, as if 1 billion wasnt enough.

[SirhcRekrap]

banjo vs kazooie or banjo and kazoo vs ratchet and clank

[KrytanBreaker]

bruce willis as kane, paul giamatti as lynch maybe...?just puttin that out there....

[Kristiqnsan]

Why do we have to click for the results?For more views or something?Before it wasn't like that...Do you guy's know why did they change it?

[SoaringSpartan]

I noticed the Tychus Findlay bit in the opening. Nice!

[sk84ad10]

Jason Bourne vs. James Bond

[Gennady100]

@sk84ad10 lol jason would win, its kinda obvious ;)

[bentheweirdo]

so much censored shit XD

[nolifechance]

so many naked guys in this video :(

[MistahBones]

Metal Gear vs. Splinter Cell

[bigboss1396]

@MistahBones they already did that

[Dascove1]

master chief vs gordan freeman

[robertjoseph2010]

Eddie riggs vs spider-man

[semipropaper2nd]

left 4 dead vs dead rising

[juniorjabbaccrane62]

helghast vs chimera

or

raiden MGS4 vs Gray Fox MGS1

[bassn0te]

@juniorjabbaccrane62 those are both easy the reson earth got fucked with chimera is because it wuz the whole world was devided thnx to ww2 and they still won eventually however the helghast is n entier planet united under on empire it wudnt matter where hey attacked the helghast wud fuck their shut up ans as for the case of raiden vs greyfox raiden iz better equipped and has better technology that went into making him

[SoaringSpartan]

@bassn0te

Wow, your spelling and grammar make you look really intelligent.

[bassn0te]

@SoaringSpartan oh noes i dont have proper writeing skills on the internet dear god watever will we do ya grammar nazi dick head gtfo noone gives a shit get over yourself

[SoaringSpartan]

@bassn0te

lol, do you think taht you're cool typing the way you do? What are you, 12?

Also, the point ios that almost nobody will understand what you mean when your sentence has crappy spelling and lacks full stops and commas.

[SoaringSpartan]

@bassn0te

You see, it wouldn't matter if you spelled some words wrong, but you actually go out of your way to spell them wrong, which I guess is your way of being cool. Also, do you see the difference, the re-type has clearer meaning than your sentence, that's all I'm saying. Also, I'm guessing that you're new to the internet, as you don't realize that spelling words the way you do makes you look like a troll from 4chan, also, you can't spell half the words you use, so I'm assuming you're 12.

[Shenmueproject]

@SoaringSpartan if hes twelve then he cant be from 4chan. he would be locked in pedobear's basement if he was.

[bassn0te]

@SoaringSpartan or theres the alternative that im 16 and a txt whore that iz use to spelling things the way i do 1 the assumption that im 12 iz just kinda a dick thing to say 2 i like to lurk moar i dont rlly post much and 3 its my turn to stereotype from how u sound i immagine u a teen to a young adult twords the bottom of a social chain but still think everyone iz a total dumb ass and somehow inferior to u but u cant say that or u will get ur ass kicked so u say it on here cuz i cant touch u

[SoaringSpartan]

@bassn0te

wow, another fail.

Also, no, what you said about me is wrong, because I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just saying that the way you type makes you look like a 4chan troll, why would you sub in "z" for "s" anyway? Do you think taht you're cool ding that or something?

This is just my opinion though, so I'm going to stop since there's no point in arguing with someone like you, an immature idiot.

[bassn0te]

@SoaringSpartan 1 i like to replace s with z cuz is makes the z sound 2 your assumption of me wuz completely off too and 3 YOUR THE FUCKING IDIOT ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT INTERNET SANG ON THE GODDAMN INTERNET!!!

[juniorjabbaccrane62]

@bassn0te okay, but lets see what machinima has to say

[bassn0te]

@juniorjabbaccrane62 i dont think they wud pair eather of the two cuz chimera vs helghast the helghast have a far superior military force and in mgs4 they make a point to say raidens artificial body iz pretty kick ass top of the line tech and greyfox was a prototype

[frank1993r]

@TheXtraGuy not kane and lynch 2

[bentheweirdo]

@TheXtraGuy lol, wow, way to show respect lol

[Gennady100]

@TheXtraGuy thats your opinion

[TheXtraGuy]

@Gennady100 yh well its seems to be almost everyones opinion seeing that my comment is one of the highest rated.

[F3R4LSNIPING]

@TheXtraGuy exatly look how few people rated

[TheNoobishGamer]

@TheXtraGuy so does your dad !

[thuzan117]

unable to make a call sorry. too much lacerated naked manflesh and poorly blurred boners not making a call on this one.

[fanbanta1]

@thuzan117 agreed i still feel sorry for that poor cameraman

[windowsVD]

i dont know, i never played the games, but i can say this:

Bruce Willis>Jamie Fox

[gamerteenps3360]

sonic vs shadow

[MrRMAN117]

@Dmclpmaster688 They alredy did that.

[blackhawkgod]

Chris vs Leon

[GeneralEco]

I hope they do Master Cheif Vs Gordon Freeman. But if they do I bet its Freeman all the way cause Game Spot had a vote and a truck load of video game heroes including Gordon and MC. MC lost 1st round and Freeman won the Game Spot's best game hero of all time award.

[AgentZombieMan]

Dear Machinima, I'm the guy who keeps posting "Master Chief (Halo 1-3) vs. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)" and I just think you should know that I've gotten over 200 responses from people with their opinion of who would win. Sooooo, think about it... (hint hint).

[101rorschach]

MASTER CHEIF VS ARBITER

[Dogfighter228]

Starkiller vs. Kratos

[comedyempire]

niko bellic vs john marston,ratchet and clank vs jak and daxter,gears of war vs halo,SVR vs fight night vs UFC undisputed, COD vs medal of honour,halo vs killzone, move vs kinect vs wii controlers i could keep going

[chatidbzfan]

Boy this was a waste of time......*sigh*

[twindragonslegend]

Commander Shepard vs.....anyone lol

[ryanmc123456]

A Guy From Halo vs A Guy From C.O.D :-D

[PhreshDogg]

John Marston v.s. Niko Bellic or Johnny Klebitz.

[hardcorewarlord]

the darkspawn(dragon age:origins) VS zerg (starcraft)

duke nukem VS kratos

soap mactavish VS master chief

[flanders1293]

ghost versus mactavish/ mactavish vs price/something.........

[blackhawkgod]

Samus Aran vs Mega man

[xImpactt]

I don't give a shit who wins cuz they're both fags and K&L1 & K&L 2 both suck dick so idk why they even made this a battle

[darknessofDEUCE]

chuck norris should play as lynch lol

[darknessofDEUCE]

Penis Vs Vigina Yea

[AWES0MEKLUTCH]

Master Chief vs NOBLE F***ING 6

[jackageU]

me vs ya mum covered in yogurt

[XAgenerationAX]

0:01

[maxassasin911]

heres one that will be epic

ezio form ac2 vs altair from ac 1

if you agree thumbs up

[gamesmasterSJ9848]

@maxassasin911 holy shit i was about to suggest that!

[AgentZombieMan]

MASTER CHIEF VS. SOLID SNAKE!!

[Zz0mGzZ]

Zerg vs Undead

[Superkidd22]

chuck norris vs, captian price

[Tatsue295]

@Superkidd22 Tag team match, Jet Lee with Chuck Norris vs. Captian Price and Bruce lee. with Soap jumping in halfway through.

[darknessofDEUCE]

@Superkidd22 trowing knife only match right oh yea chuck norris doesnt need scavenger for more throwing knives he can just pull one right out hes ass chuck norris wins whoever batlles him

[dajex16]

FUCK JAMIE FOXX

[goodyoj]

niko vs cj

[TheLeeman32]

Lego Batman vs. Sackboy

[KimmDeTir]

i suggest vagina vs penis....lol, anyway machinima sucked ass with that review of Dog days it was not correct.

[king0stuffz]

they should start making good fucking matches

[Nforcez]

bolding mullet lol priceless

[nale35]

brute vs elite

[leersay]

Halo Spartan vs big daddy :D

[ichisakon3]

soap or mactavish vs. duke

[armchairmaster]

Who cares the first one SUCKED, and this one is just WAY TOO easy and quick to beat.

[Inpersona64]

Halo vs Metroid

[mastermclovin0]

do not fuck with a man who rocks a balding mullet XD funny

[madman12222]

James Bond vs Sam Fisher

[Riego10]

Ratchet vs. Clank :D

[DarkProject]

@hellfireinator no reason for that, we all know what the outcome will be.

Samus will win by nagging, i mean default.

I want to see something more random, like peanutbutter vs jelly o.0

[wisejord1]

super heros v super villains??? :P

[DarkProject]

Lynch is better imo, not simply in strenght but as a character, also his haircut is kickass.

[y126e]

why did they put those pictures

[ALLJason13]

The naked parts of the video were unnecessary

[deathendz]

comon... the ultimate versus people! mac vs pc :D

[7zot]

@deathendz pc wins :D I use mac for editing, tiping... PC for gameing. yea I dont know. I hate microsfot tho :D ah fucki it. LINUX FTW :P

[m4g35l4y4r]

omega supreme vs tripticon from transformers war for cybertron

[jsax29]

god of war vs prince of persia

[cwisy100]

Ign vs machinima

[Andromeda1212]

ubisoft vs EA

[CreativeStoryArtist]

Really would like to see a final fantasy battle :)

[dFrozTGodly]

Apple vs. PC .... No I'm joking

Big Daddy vs. Little Sister?

[Dragonborn432]

@dFrozTGodly Do you mean Big Daddy vs. Big Sister or do you really want to see a big daddy fight a little girl?

[S14y3d]

Lynch looks like a fucking pedophile!

[Leonidbron123]

The Zohan is the best

[W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

lynch just looks stupid... kane ftw =p

[lenirio]

kane ftw because lynch's hairs are ugly

[toxicinsanityHAHAHA9]

an ODST vs a brotherhood of steel member from fallout.

[GuNsBl4ziN]

IGN vs Gamespot

[MegaDavidweb]

call of duty modern warfare vs call of duty modern warfare 2

[tajfaa]

helgasts vs ISA

[dahippydude]

wtf happened to them!! 1:20

[xwcyo]

niko belic vs john marston

[Rallinale]

SHODAN vs GLaDOS

[InfuronStudios]

Sgt. Johnson vs Captain Price

[tweakguard]

nice

[Jenniiee120]

Link vs Toon Link

[cptmcdonalds]

i clicked in the middle coz i couldnt decide

[GirlMusicVideoMaker]

HD please

[ironsniper333]

would please help me settle a fight. me and my friend are huge zelda fans but he calms wind waker is better than ocarina of time so if you please put link "represening Ocarina of time, twilight princess, zelda 1, majora's mask, the oracles, zelda2 and link to the past" vs toon link "represnting link from wind waker, phantom hourglass, 4 swords, and minish cap."

its basicly a battle of generations. the hero of time vs hero of winds

[ironsniper333]

Help me setttle something please my cusion doesn't think link could beat master cheif but i think do matter what cheif thoughes at link link would just use the mirror shield or nayru's love to kill the cheif with his own stuff. hell link could use his claw/hookshot and steal shief guns and shot him with it. but anyway please help my making a link vs master cheif.

[jelepinos]

@ironsniper333 Link Vs MasterChief is like a MMA world champ Vs six years old girl, yout cant compare these too its just unfair

[Mochme]

link vs war

[irondrumwork09]

Jesus, budda, Allah fuck! i hope jamie doesnt get cased, Why would they even think in that direction, i mean Bruce is perfect for Kane so the only person i thought for awhile could play Lynch is Billy Fucking Bob Thornton! Think about it, str8 Perfect

[CHEWBACCA970]

woot kane