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  • What's the point in censoring comments that criticise the movie? The whole world does not think like you, uploader.

  • wow that's sad lol

  • @asyluminternational Don't forget to watch John Carter on March 9th

  • Wow, this looks horrible...and the trailer looks fan made.

  • this film was so bad the only way it could be saved was fomer porn star traci lords letting the entire film crew bang her at the end

  • the fark was that?

  • I wonder if they The Asylum let anyone write and direct their movies... like for real, I wanna direct summat for them :|

  • This vid is popular on Austria

  • There were like 11 books in this series so don't even say this is a rip off of the new John Carter movie coming out.

  • jhon carter 2012? WTF

  • 0:35 stock scream effect. at least keep the glaringly obvious reasons you blow out of the trailer. oh wait that isn't possible

  • @goldensunbro If you haven't seen it yet, they are remaking this with Disney. Except it's called John Carter.

  • not james cameron

  • So now they are making rip offs of movies before they come out?

  • @TheTruth006 thats actually quite true, there is a whole movie business on doing that. for example transmorphers ( a cheap piece of shit, which one should not watch unless he/she is willing to risk getting a brain cancer) came just before transofmers ( on DVD obviosly) so people could by it, mistaken by title, same studio/director do it with tons of movies :))

  • @MyNameIsForve

    That is really strange. I saw Battle "of" Los Angeles and Puss "n" Boots in my local Redbox and in some cases they place disclaimers. But I'm amazed people might be dumb enough to confuse the two.

  • @TheTruth006 These are based on books. This film came out in 2009.

  • @TheTruth006 Yes, but this one was from years ago, so you could call the big budget Disney one the rip off.

  • @synapticflow no shit sherlock

  • John Carter looks like a better inspiration from AVATAR, and they didn't even have to say it.

  • @euphzilla321 - Unfortunately the Disney movie couldn't use the right title because the PoS used it. A Princess of Mars is the official name of the first book in the Barsoom series written by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The John Carter movie by Disney is based off this book. And this travesty of a film is supposed to as well.

  • OMG TRACI LORDS TEH 80'S Pr0nStAr, every movie with her sucks big cocks

  • @Rhade but Zack and Miri Make a Porno was a good movie and traci lords was in it

  • John Carter is another adaptation of the novel. Comes out march of next year, looks good

  • @goldensunbro .... what can I say? Classic. I wish I written that line. Although, how did you get through an entire ... "Twilight"?

  • looked great

  • Thank goodness Andrew Stanton is doing this movie adaptation, otherwise the Barsoom series would be tarnished forever x_x

    But compared to 'Mega Piranha,' this looks decent. That doesn't say much.

  • Asylum shits on anything they do, they need to be put out of business. they are worse than pirates

  • The books could have possibly inspired Avatar along with a mixture of Pocahontas, but it doesn't matter to me both this movie and Avater sucked a bunch of nuts...most unoriginal movies I've ever seen.

  • ich fand ihn gut, son Jubiläumswurm würde ich auch essen ;)

  • Classic my ass, inspiration my %&%$%&$

  • the books were good just found out that PIXAR (the dudes who made Toy Story) are making a live action version of this called "JOHN CARTER" hopefully it will be good

  • STOP. MAKING. MOVIES!

    There's bad good, like Freddy Got Fingered or Hobogoblins. Then there's bad bad, which is basically everything this company puts out.

    But believe it or not, there are even worse movies out there. - Vampires vs Zombies and The Revolting Dead. Both had the production values of a final project for a high school drama class. o_O And even that may be a compliment.

  • 0:33 is it me or did that scream sound like the one the witch makes from left 4 dead :/

  • Was this a school project or something? John Carter of Mars is supposed to be a sci-fi epic, not a home movie.

  • OH GOD NO! ANOTHER CLASSIC STORY F***ED UP!!!

    Dejah Thoris had RED skin, not Indian, but Red skin - She wasn't Blonde nor 60 year old porn star. John Carter (The main character) was a Viginian Gentleman - Not a Latino himbo. Ugh. The Natives (Tharks) were BIG Green men. Ten foot tall with four arms. -

    Three Strikes and yourrrrrr OUT!!

  • one of asylums best movies ...

  • they should be shot for the travesty that is this "remake" of the original books.....if u dont have the money to do it right, dont do it at all

  • James Cameron has nothing on this!

  • 0:36 Starring... the Princess.

  • this film looks like its from 1982 or something

    i will never loose 90 minutes of my life watching this...

  • This "film" is an absolute insult to Edgar Rice Burroughs and to all fans of the Barsoom series. If you loved A Princess of Mars, the book, you will HATE Princess of Mars, the movie.

  • i can tell from the scene that you are right!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @christo930

    DAMN THEM TO HELL!! They took a Great Story with great characters and a good moral and CRAPPED all over it. CRAP.

  • @red5llaw I hear there is a much better version that will be coming out next year.

  • @christo930 Thank you, you are 100% correct. this was a 2009 El cheapo version of "A Princess of Mars".

    Apparantly the NEWER 2012 version will be a much higher budget and better special effects. William Dafoe (Platoon, Boondock Saints) will be in it as one of the Martians (Tars Tarkas, I believe) no other big names known at this time. HOPING its going to be betting. Please please please!

  • @red5llaw Let us hope it's good. Unfortunately, they always take liberties with the plot and I've read the barsoom books all at least twice and I think they are combining elements from multiple books. It will be the one movie I will be sure not to miss.

  • @christo930

    Yup Christo...I love ERB''s Work and have been waiting for something decent with The John Carter of Mars Series for years. Funny thing is they have done hundreds of ERB's Tarzan stories, but not one John Carter! Sucks! Lets hope this is something worth the wait.

  • @red5llaw great moral, fall in love with a woman you have known for eight seconds. Murder a million people to get to her, have your buddies murder her husband. Then wage a bloody war to take over the damn planet, whilst murdering people, and driving some women to suicide because they cant have you.

  • @Ralokone

    Wow....you must have seen the Movie version. Have you EVER read Edgar Rice Burrough's original Book? The ERB book "A Princess of Mars" written in the early 1910's? Obviously not. You sound like a "Blame Bush" political TROLL who Epically Failed. Go back to trying to Troll Politics. BTW, wild guess...you support Ron Paul, right? HA!

  • @red5llaw ummm . . . you didnt read a goddamned thing I wrote did you? Lets see, fall in love with woman in eight seconds, that would be dejah thoris druing his time in one of the dead cities. I believe it was his red martian friend (kantos kan i believe) that murdered her would be husband at zodanga. He would later fight the therns and first born to take control and overthrow the religion of the planet.at the end of warlord of mars, matai shangs daughter kills herself.

    I read the books idiot

  • @red5llaw My point was that the original stories were not high on morals, mars is a savage wartorn planet. Filled with people who are practically immortal. John carter did horrible things, he murdered thousands of people in the name of love. He took control of a planet.

    I know more about John Carter and the planet of barsoom than you will ever know bud! I have all 11 (twelve if the last is considered 2) books, the comics. Marvels warlord bleached 600 page, Jesse Marsh run, and even weird worlds

  • Traci Lords hell yea !!!! Flap Flap Flap !!!

  • That's a joke,  Is this a Saturday afternoon movie? What's James Cameron thinking?

  • @69gman4life You honestly believe James Cameron has ANYTHING to do with this??????????

  • hahaha

  • really this has nothing 2 do with the books discription

  • Mars looks so fake.

  • ...my school just did this and it looked better....

  • this is so 60s

  • WTF??? This looks real shity, something between conan, mars attacks and red planet :D

  • @taikaveny06 does it work?

  • looks like conan meets outer space.

  • Listen, first off I am actually a big fan of the books and as such I'm not sure any movie would ever do the series justice. Or rather, shall we say that the world is still not ready to see the books brought to life as they were intended to be visualised.

    As for this movie, I enjoyed it on it's own merits. I watched it, didn't find myself reaching for the remote after the first 10mins and got to the end feeling I hadn't entirely wasted my time.

  • sorry for not commenting on ur vids 4 a while! saw this movie in webmovietube

  • inspiration for AVATAR ... SURE! xD

  • @GotteNe1987 Agreed, because Avatar was entirely a rip-off of Ferngully.

  • The Pixar movie had me worried due to the awful casting of Taylor Kitsch as John Carter. Then I saw this. Can't wait, Pixar!

  • This movie looks so B rated.

  • is this for real? 2009? bullshit!

  • @nyny27 it's real

  • Hopefully Andrew Stanton's version will suck a little less than this.

  • This has "SyFy Original" written all over it.

  • this cant be a real moive

  • Scratch that, I just looked at their site and now I'm very scared!

  • I love the books and been hoping for a movie but now I'm... undecided. I can't really judge whether it's be good or not from the tailor alone, I just hope they don't change the story to much.

    And hey! Aren't they all supposed to be naked? XD

  • "And the inspiration for James Cameron's Avatar"

    This movie inspired James Cameron? LOL

  • @IuIz7 these dickheads R liars x)

  • @IuIz7

    This movie didn't inspire "Avatar," the book this movie is (rather badly) based on inspired "Avatar."

  • Actually, truth be told, the production design looks pretty good!

  • WHo exACTly is Tracy Lords trying to play in this thing ? I read all the books and I don't recall the part of an aging vacuous super-slut. But that's just me, I guess.

    Is she a Thern ?

  • @Kramnosnits shes playing dejah thoris =/

  • Why Asylum?.....WHY?

  • Anything involved with Avatar that isn't seeking to destroy it is automatically deemed evil. Avatar is the gayest movie ever made. Anyone aligning themselves with Avatar is trash.

  • quite a cool shot after 0.26, you will have to pause it though

  • is it classy to recognise a porn star, nay, a 1970s porn star? discuss

  • dude im so glad he didnt kiss her in the movie, just think of all the....things she did with that, and shes old now. Theres something funny about how they played up an aging porn star to be a princess, i cant get over that. And, of course, james cameron always comes to D movie douchebags for inspiration. Fantastic.

  • @OperaTunaTeaCaesar Wow, what an asshole you are. Traci Lords hadn't been in porn in years, when she was a kid. In fact, she had gotten roped into the business in order to get out of an abusive situation at home. And when she became of age, she got out. In fact, save for one video, all of her "work" was destroyed or vaulted to be never seen again by the public. So, please, don't be an elitist douche bag without knowing the facts, and judge her as a legitimate B Movie actress, okay?

  • @dswynne The thing is she sucks at acting as well.

    ...Should've stuck to porn...

  • @Sociopathics Of course she sucks at acting. But TL should be commended for getting out of the porn business, and into the B-acting career. Everybody should get a second chance, you know.

  • @dswynne A lot of porn actors have to get out of the pr0n career and move on. It's nothing new.

  • @Sociopathics true, but I'm happy that it does, that's all.

  • @dswynne

    No, Traci Lords should have STAYED in porn. By the time she was 18 she was CEO of her own production company, she was a star who could accept or reject scripts and costars as she liked, and the scandal over the whole underage thing made her even more famous. She should have publicly apologized to all the people she lied to, and made more movies that her fans could enjoy, legally. She could also have pressed for better conditions for porn performers and other sex workers.

  • @SailorBarsoom People, celebrities and otherwise, should have the right to decide where to direct their careers towards. Now, rather than say something as insulting as, "What's the difference between u and TL, other than both u have to spread ur legs to accept 'servicing' ?", I will say that had u said TL was a poor B-Level actress, I wouldn't have to respond to your inane post. But, I can't stand anyone who think they are better than anyone else, simply b/c of poor choices a person makes.

  • @dswynne

    When she got the fake ID she was fifteen years old. We've all done things when we were fifteen that we later look back on and ask, "What the HELL was I thinking!?" I don't usually hold against somebody in her forties what she did when she was fifteen.

    The thing is, TL continues to play off her "poor choices" while at the same time denouncing the whole industry which made her famous in the first place. She's always trying to have it both ways.

  • Watched the first 15 minutes of this on Netflix out of curiosity. Beyond terrible. Whoever sold these people the rights to do this should be beaten. Ugh, what a terrible, terrible thing to do to such an amazing series of classic sci-fi stories. Whoever produced this travesty should be ashamed of themselves...

  • Traci Lords in a Princess Leia outfit.

  • If the movies is as good as the trailer . WOW WHAT A FANTASTIC MOVIE

  • I'm very happy that this is not the actual Disney trailer.

  • Mr. Burroughs spin in his grave.

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  • When i read that they were making this movie i was psyched. I had read the story as a kid and still remember it clearly. Now having seen the trailor i sit in disbelief at how they have ruined such an amazing story. Still, Im sure ill see the film when it comes out just to see just how bad they destroyed it.

  • i thought traci lords had a sex change i guess this proves it

  • omfg....i don't think i have seen anything this bad before

  • @keal91  Battlefield Earth?

  • I read the books as a kid. About the only things I remember was that Dejah went around naked all the time and the green guys had six arms. So right in the trailer they've already got everything I recall wrong.

  • wtf... dis looks like a 90s film LOL

  • This was a terrible, terrible adaption. Seriously....

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  • @pointels2123 Shouldn't you be strapped in to an electric chair somewhere right now?

  • @badcompanyization i was being entirely sarcastic

  • @pointels2123 Ah thank God. Well in that case so was I.

  • best movie of the year- hands down

  • I think even Asylum forgot its sales gimmic; trick people into watching the movie by having a similar title and cover art in a video store. This seems like they were contractually obligated to do a rippoff and realized "shit, we can't fake this"

  • this is udder crap

  • hahaha WTF?! xD so crappy

  • I have been a life-long fan of the John Carter of Mars series. It should be against the law to crucify someone's work this way. I'm sure they did the best they could with the budget they had, but damn.

    Dejah Thoris, although very old by Earth standards, is still very young by Mar's standards. She also has black hair. Jeez. At least they could have gotten that right.

    Traci Lords is still a good looking woman, but this was not the part for her.

  • i watched this movie

    BIG

    FUCKING

    MISTAKE

  • I.... don't understand.....

  • fail

  • Oh it said "For James Cameron", i thought it said "FROM JAMES CAMERON", i was like wtf? is he broke or something? this is a piece of kaka

  • this movie was terrible, and yes she was.

  • what..the...fuck

  • Screaming .... Aged Porn  Star of Mars.

  • It use to be that these movies showed some good T&A, but ever since the SYFY channel the don't even have that redeeming quality. Boo this movie, I say Boooo!

  • Traci Lords? Wtf?

    As far as Avatar goes, chances are that the idea did come out of Borough's story. Even if Cameron were to deny it, in legal terms it could be a bad idea. Publicly more so.

  • This is typical USA cardboard cutout production! And linking James Cameron to this bad TV movie might get someone a lawsuit! Wow, if the trailer sucked this bad, imagine the whole movie!

  • @RJupiter2 so i take it your not american

  • wow.....a porn princess

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  • @grafli i didnt know that the sahara is on the mars ;D

  • really?.......really?!?

  • The ispiration for James Cameroon's Avatar? WTF

  • Staring an underage porn actress and a male underwear model. There's no way this is gonna suck.

  • I believe I speak for everyone when I say "Wtf is this shit?" I've left more character and better viewing in my morning shit.

  • @Kazerioth

    Amen!!

  • lol "starring 2 porn stars"

  • The best part of the trilogy that forms the first three books of the series is that they are all naked. Dejah is BUTT ASS NAKED. All the characters are BUTT ASS NAKED. John Carter is running around with his penis in everyone's face. Dejah's got her tits bouncing around. Is this in THIS film? Noooooh-ooooooo. Is this in the DISNEY version? Nooooooh-oooooo. We waited almost a century and we get these water-downed wannabes?

  • @MalubaySyecado

    I'd've been happy if the Disney movie had stuck to the dress code in the books, dangly bits, nipples and all.

    But we knew we weren't going to get that.

    Especially not from Disney.

  • -chokes on own vomit-

  • lmao

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  • Is it possible to "unsee" something?

  • this movie sucks dick

  • This trailer made me die a little inside.

    I hope everyone involved in its creation dies.

    Right.

    Now.

  • i concur with @D00ml0rdKazzak

  • @D00ml0rdKazzak i agree!

  • @D00ml0rdKazzak its that bad?

  • the thark radium gun upside the airship is nice tho'

  • how the fuck did that inspirate avatar? wtf!!

  • @gilzineto Please don't let a cruddy B-movie ruin the greatness of the Barsoom series for you. APoM= A Princess of Mars

    APoM: John Carter dies and is transported to mars

    Avatar: Sully's twin dies and is put in a machine that transports him to another body.

    APoM: Mounts (thoats) are controlled by rider's mind

    Avatar: Mounts are controlled by rider's mind and look like thoats.

    APoM: John Carter dies at end due to lack of oxygen.

    Avatar: Sully almost dies at end due to lack of oxygen.

  • Did you actually read the book this is based on? Everything you mention is in the book. I have not seen the movie yet, but I doubt that I will be too disappointed with it like you are. You may not have liked the movie version of the "lord of the Rings" trilogy too. Unless you use total animation, there is only so much you can show on screen when dealing with characters and creatures so different from real-life.

  • There's a better movie for this coming out, with better actors and better visuals. Yes I have read the book, actually I've read almost all of the barsoom series books. And for that matter, looking at the trailer, they haven't followed the story. The woman I assume is supposed to be Princess Dejah Thoris. She was never held captive by other martian humans in the first book. And the Tharks in this don't even look like the Tharks. Don't give me limitations bull crud. Look at Hellboy.

  • A better movie! You mean finally someone has seen the potential audience for this. Great!! The aforementioned movie may be lousy, but at least maybe they won't make the same mistakes next time.

  • Yeah, look up John Carter of Mars on imdb or wikipedia. It's set to come out in 2012 and they have Taylor Kisch as John Carter and Willem Dafoe as Tars Tarkas

  • In all the rush to get a better version out, they seem to have forgotten something. "Princess of Mars" started the Barsoom series not "John Carter of Mars." "John Carter of Mars" was the final installment of the series. This is almost like when the James Bond series was started with "Dr. No."

  • They can't call the movie "Princess of Mars" though can they? *Points at trailer*

    Look at the cast and you'll see it's not going to be the novelette that ER wrote and the story that his son wrote.

  • Inspiration for Avatar? well maybe the book was, doubt anyone saw this and said I think I'm gonna go spend 300 million to make my own version =/

    Deciding whether or not to see this simply for the laugh factor though...

  • Tracy lords...isnt that a 70's porn star????

  • @toneyshots826 WORD :))

  • Plss guys i just say 1 thing. dont waste your time on this one , it sucked hard .

  • @WilliamRhodesDk thank you... wish more ppl would say something...thank you...lol

  • mister m741ex seems to say it was a porn movie. Is this true?

  • i wait that movie very much but when i saw this trailer i just want to say-

    what the fucking brain create this movie as porn movie?

    all wrong-

    green martians/their animals/red martian persons

    my opinion-this film should create director which love Martian serie

  • Has that home made look...

  • antiAvatar?