IGN Holiday Buyer's Guide 2009

[TheRealdealdude2]

It was on Tv too I think

[MrODGProductions]

Thumbs up if you want to tongue punch her fartbox!

[CTJgumby45243]

hottest nerd ive ever seen

[christian243576]

She is soooo hot!!!

[PirahnaProductions]

@christian243576 no she's not

[chrispen9]

I prefered last year's videos for the Holiday Buyer's Guide.

[sasuke2912]

you see how geeks get screwed with just one hot chick and then buying more games therefore getting more nerdy faild

[muffin8or]

It has to be ACII

[potyunbe]

i wanna fuck her ass. Sadly these chicks are just actors. they arent nerd gamers

[chrispen9]

I don't think that's true.

[LanTronXoe]

wat does the statement about she's not being a nerd have anything to do with you wanna fuck her ass. fuck man, stop being a loser

[potyunbe]

she is a fake. No way chick this hot plays games

[bebo3ful]

check out Tradechat for a hot chick playing games

[BurntCatMedia]

She does play games, but you're right she's no nerd. Tough luck, brah.

[rad4life1]

ok everyone! Circle Jerk! *sighs* idiots

[mrvallely]

@SexiiAmberr88 Men soon find out the better you treat a woman the more they take the piss and the less likely you are to get any attention from them let alone get laid; No-one wants to be a bastard, its just bastards get further, nice guys as I'm sure you know end up best friends. At least that's my excuse for being an all rounds arse'ole

[vsuksteel]

haha dumbass you can't treat this crap seriously

[hereinsertname]

Jess is insanely hot. Like, damn son.

[MegaLol54]

I would love to give Jessica Chobot a facial

[jaket282]

hahahahahahaha

[CleverDjembe]

She said "one expensive holladay"!

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

can somebody buy me a chobot for xmass?

[thechurchofbooze]

booze is the only present that should be given at christmas

[aznpopcorn369]

all you fuking nerds are fking pathetic getting turned on by this slut its like you faggost never seen girls in real life and praise this dumb bitch because shes into gaming like the rest of you nerd seriously you little virgin losers should go out more often

[DreadEyes10]

lol this reminds me of some nerds saying they wanted to tit fuck some MLG reporter.

[Raxatlix]

u dont think shes hot ?? Maybe ur gay

[UltimateHibz]

That is exactly why people praise her, cos she into the stuff people who watch these videos are into as well as being attractive.

[aznpopcorn369]

no shit sherlock thats what i was saying you shit for brains, fuk me dead if your trying to defend your sweetheart jess chobot with your loser pride, it aint working dumbshit cause your just repeating what i just said you shit for brains

[pudodrewculous]

lol wat?

[vsuksteel]

haha what an idiot

[aznpopcorn369]

haha go eat a dick you fuking faggot fuk

[milkyab]

I want her for Christmas.

[mbos4115]

is there anything cool under 10 bucks I can get for my brother?

[NickGlavin]

Jess will you be under my tree this christmas:P

[CleverDjembe]

Wrapped in nothing but pink lingerie ;)

[NickGlavin]

YES Pink Lingerie:D

[Eyedias]

i dont listen to her i just watch her tits

[etniesskater1132]

is she hot or is it just me?

[ROeAthena]

one hint : its not you  :P

[Thedoomsha]

0:18

[imahletufinish]

why are all dumbasses in here and LOL

[Coolandstressing]

Jessica is the only reason why I subscribed to IGN and watch these damn videos. :-)

And yeah, my Holiday will be expensive indeed... Actually, the whole year has been surprisingly expensive. Damn you Sony!! :-)

[Caliberchamp]

Jessica is hilarious. lol. IGN is going to be busy with this holiday season coming up. :0

[stalkEEEr]

PC owns every console.

[megaplasma111]

I know but in the end it's more expensive and you have to do a lot of modifications :S

[garwood86]

wtf is up with pc gamers trying to rag on consoles... pc's have there ups... and there downs... so do consoles... so just relax you can just state your opinion without trying to hate on a console.

[mumbojumbo123456789]

so true man

[chaoslis]

you know one thing all nerds, jocks, preps, goths, and emos can agree on.

VIDEOGAMES.

[rasuk]

rephrase that please. one thing 90% of the human race can agree on. that 10% are those adults and old timers.

[chaoslis]

i meant younger peeps. like teens and young adults

[MrLunt95]

oh she is hot

[therobiNN]

i like her shirt :)

[RatePending]

I like her

[ryan4pie]

jesus christ, play what you want. No one gives a toss if you dont like ps3 or xbox, go play wii or something then, but just dont whine because you're only gonna get an abusive comment back. NO ONE CARES!!!

[BulldozerNDF]

@ryan4pie hey dont tell me what to do. the word toss sucks. you suck!!!

[UNSC2008]

Oh everyone that says that PS3 is better than the 360 mainly for blu ray, really, i really want to see you saying it when Microsoft releases the next console, which will be in 10yrs from now on. OH AND READ, I AINT OF THOSE WHO HATE PS3 CUZ I LIKE 360, LIKE BOTH, BUT I FIND 360 BETTER. OH ALSO, ALL 360S ARE FUNCTIONAL SINCE 2006, plus, if by any chance you people get it broken, the fix is free within the first 3 years.

[lawrence096]

i agree

[vsuksteel]

lol you're just asking to be argued by

[onionpopo]

and u dun even have final fantasy for xbox omg total sadness! Enjoy your RROD!!

[nickmax123]

xbox is actually getting final fantasy....

[OMAR1267]

its also getting metal gear solid

[onionpopo]

lol xbox cant run blue ray that's why they are whining.... it's so outdated.. wth dvd? Get updated with latest tech, blue ray! Imagine how awkward will it be when ppl using dvds and you are still running with VCDs ROFL

[TheVgman2]

they're both the same with different gaming choices one has blu-ray the other one doesn't so shut the fuk up

[Sulian19]

I have a Xbox and ps3 too, I play Xbox every day and use my ps3 as a foot rest while i play left 4 dead and gears of war 2 on the xbox

[lupivdaman]

i use my xbox as a substitute for toilet paper it works pretty well

[Sulian19]

you must have wide butt cheeks if you can fit a xbox there and get all the shit off your ass with it

[lupivdaman]

if you find a PS3 a good foot rest ,then your definition of comfortable is the exact opposite as a normal persons.

and it was just a joke, are you always so serious!?

[Sulian19]

I'm never serious, i was just saying if any one can wipe thier ass with anything that size must have wide butt cheeks

[tanner1ie]

I'd rather dance on an Xbox - crunch crunch :) .

[Sulian19]

I'd rather pee on a woman

[tanner1ie]

Ew, Hitler liked that sort of stuff, maybe we should report you to the Hague to check you're not Hitler reincarnated!

[Sam13lfc]

Stop arguing about PS3 and Xbox, I have both and they're identical. So shut up.

[matixxx]

I have em both too and i still prefer the Xbox 360..

Ps3 is an awesome dust collector, and who doesnt want to pay more for the same f' n movie but blu ray? not worth it !

[V1RU5ex3]

WTF. I was expecting to see the actual buyers guide! I need to know what's worthy of my PlayStation 3!

[paynexkillerAOTF]

"paper weight"

[rexraptor5000]

lol me and my friends throw my xbox 360 into a fishing lake cuz i got a ps3

[amg6969]

Nothing because its a piece of shit.

[rexraptor5000]

yea hell yea i agree xbox is a piece of shit good thing i threw it in the lake cuz i got a ps3!

[iPhap]

You're a retard.

[amg6969]

I dont have an Xbox, im just saying, PS3's are fucking shit.

[guitarapprentice1094]

No they are not they are the best console on the market right now. The only thing xbox has over ps3 is xbox live and halo. Lol. That's all the 360 is good for.

[amg6969]

Like i said, i dont have an Xbox and dont care, hell i know more about PS3 than Xbox.... im just saying PS3's are fucking shit!

[guitarapprentice1094]

How? I mean seriously it has awesome games, features, and the best graphics. Soooo how is it "shit"?

[carabitos1]

an xbox

ftw

[rexraptor5000]

xbox sucks i threw mine in the lake

[xxxmikiexxx]

good, now I won't have to hear your faggot-ass on XBL.

[TBVnBIX]

i want to buy jess and fuck her in the holydays :D

[nawjuaw]

me 2

[FlubberGhost]

Grow up

[B4cKuP01]

nice Holiday Download Guide for me!

[nickymcd]

I love you Jessica Chobot!

[DominossTM]

hehehe ;p

[Iphoner3000]

MW2 controller for PS3 doesnt vibrate does it?

[LightningDevilPS3]

It does vibrate if you have Dualshock 3 controller.

[mikerules999]

would i doubt it? yes, because its made by crappy ass madcatz..

[GrenAids]

@Iphoner3000 not if you buy the modern warfare controller brand

[SoundmaniacX]

no..

[9800GtGameplay]

damn she is burning hot ..

[Markunator]

Why are you doing this already?! It's just the beginning of November!

[aced1592]

best to get your stuff early

[NeubTastic89]

All these pathetic nerds oogling Chobot make me facepalm IRL.

[ttzdttearzfuk]

@NeubTastic89 i feel ya i feel ya

[JavlinVII]

I really do miss the days when people could say Merry Christmas without fearing a lawsuit...

[JukaDominator]

what do you mean?

[JavlinVII]

Well today if you run an ad near December you have to say Happy Holidays, so as not to offend anyone who celebrates any holiday than Christmas. Even though everyone knows that Christmas is the single reason for the hype this time of year, they feel they need to use politically correct speech or be black listed at bigots. It's not the other holiday's I mind, it's the PC bs that goes with them.

[JukaDominator]

hum...this crap doesn't happen in my country but i do prefer happy holidays.

[Gilbert13x]

As soon as you get a girlfriend you really don't think Jess and like Megan Fox are that great.

[dannyboi9891]

we know you have a fuckin girlfriend man, stop posting that shit everywhere

[mezzadakiller]

I know what you mean dude. When you get a girlfriend who gives you head, you don't have to watch porn.

[iiix808xiii]

Jess looks like a white uhura

[videomaker74]

shes hot

[Aloverssoulz]

I love IGN

[iMixMasTer]

BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS

[Whoaaaa094]

I would do BAD...BAAAAAD things to that girl.

[insanemutant1876]

LOL!!! same

[hollyweedathollywood]

I been with IGN since back in 1999 or before than I love this !!!!

and CHOBOT your have been that greatest bloom

from the bunch....Okokokok DAVID yah alright.

[SpicyHam]

Left4Dead2!

[buttking2009]

hahaha holiday my ass! i aint buying shit for the kids this christmas. our economy is still down. =(

[MrMicTest]

pwahhahahaha thats right!

[wasup23tube]

holy shit im stealing your excuse that was awesome

[andrewwk6]

I love women with burnette hair and red sweaters.

[jman811psp]

hahaha i love fights about games so entertaining

[faketrucz]

no, you're here to make money you skank.

[HollowDemon91]

Can Buy Thaat Girl

[Ebits21]

.... I am so attracted to her.... lol

[sindiwes]

ok i think if you wont a game that looks nice your with the ps3 but if you wont a game with good gameplay you with the 360 but both are good they each have good things about them like ps3 gots free onling but not well put togather and 360 has a well put togather onling but you have to pay for it so ether way you geting some thing good out of each one but thats only if you havee both witch i do there both awesome except for the wii it sucks duke nukems balls

[doomsdayassault]

lol i have them both and i like them equally. 360 is way better for online.

[sahilvjs]

Is Chobot the only chick they have...

[Eyedias]

a ps2 is better than a ps3

[BunnyManJoe]

Ehhhh? wtf?

[supersmashbros123456]

all you fanboys need to stfu ps3 is the best system its done been decided long ago get over it even though the wii is my favorite i still have the common sence to see the ps3 is the best u fanboys are just mad becasue someone called your favorite toy dumb thats it people all video games are, are toys get over it!!!

[UNSC2008]

You dont even have facts or statements to support your opinion that PS3 beats the 360, actually, What you just said is being a fanboy, you screwed yourself. You dont even have the technical knowledge to support your statement, so its 100% an opinion, a fanboy opinion.

[N2Lucky]

Well actually Ps3 has blu ray hard drive free multiplayer i like how you can install linux on it (easier) wifi web browser and some other stuff i dont know ... or care since i dont own one :) Xbox ... better mutiplayer (i love xbl even if you have to pay) cheaper (if you buy used) Spec wise they are in range of each other.

[UNSC2008]

Correct, but tell me, which ps3 games have done what Halo, Gears, and CoD online gameplay in the 360, any PS3 game has done, Halo 3 sales are up to now the highest in the story of gaming. and all started the first 10 hours of its launch, anyway, as i said, I like 360, you guys can think what you want about what you like, ts a free world.

[josephserrao1]

fanboy...

[UNSC2008]

Nope, being a fanboy would be telling everyone of you to go to hell and that i would go to your homw and kill you, i`ve seen those, im just normal, if i get a PS3, i wouldnt go like fanboys that they just go and tear it in half with a chainsaw, which is awesome, i would use it and play it a lot.

[N2Lucky]

Hm .. good point. Not many.

BUT sony seems to be making a comeback with the exclusives this winter. so thats pretty nice.

im pretty sure mw2 is going to surpass halo3 for xbox sales.

Hey, im just offering what i think of both systems even though i own an xbox and not a ps3. I love playing on the xbox and would rather keep it than get a ps3.

(MW2 with friends during the holiday the day after launch!) :D

[supersmashbros123456]

i just told u, u fag wii is my favorite get a life

[supersmashbros123456]

fact 360 has the highest failure rate theres your damn fact not to mention the shitload of glitches stop being a whiny ass pussy your all mad cuz some one told you your toy sucks

[bloodclots99]

fucking faggot fanboy, fuck off no one likes you

[redsox999233]

.....and ur calling people fanboys try looking in a mirror

[N2Lucky]

If you had common "sence" you would actually be able to spell sense correctly.

[supersmashbros123456]

wow you bring up spelling cuz you got nothing better to argue you know the ps3 is the best and your upset cuz someone called your toy dumb

[N2Lucky]

Your saying you have common sense but cannot even spell sense.

At least provide reasons before you blurt out "ps3 is the best"

Thats what a fanboy is in my opinion. Your saying your only right and anyone who opposes you is wrong.

Am i mad? Nope. Kind of amused how your acting.

Are we still in preschool?

[buttking2009]

u shut the fuck up. stupid hoe

[SimplisticEclipse]

I love both(Xbox and PS3), but at the moment only restricted to one... Sad Face.

[MultiHo1]

i would buy you ;)

[Exotic47]

terminator salvation on blu ray

a rode ntg-3 microphone

and uncharted 2. saved up $1500 just for christmas :p

[Whutnow60]

ha HoDST

[rostock48]

jessicas looking good !

[yaktr12]

my shopping list

mw2 for ps3

l4d2 for pc

[triFeral]

Mines too :D

[LOLMAO97]

wow we have the exact same list :D:D

psn: El_P0y0_Loc00

games playing: Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Borderlands, Uncharted 2, Demon's Souls

[iTouchiPodz]

the 1st thing on my x-mas list is,

1. Jessia Chobot

[sk8ervzla]

fail

[iTouchiPodz]

lets c u saying that on christmas morning when i open up my stocking and jess is chilling inside....thanks "santa"

[sk8ervzla]

another fail

[agcubx3]

JESS I LOVE YOU

[BadBoy55005]

cool info jessica

free ps3 or 360 games anybody?

[Ecko492]

sure

[SPECIALIZEDp2CROMO]

halo 3 odst sucks balls and is a total rip.

it isnt evan a new game but they sell it at full price

[N2Lucky]

Have you ever played it or is this another "fanboy troll"

Halo 3 multiplayer

8 hour singleplayer

firefight

It depends if you like halo or never played.

Its not like bungie is forcing you to buy this :)

[yourCRAZY0001]

8 hour campaign my ass more like 4

[jeffrey050ri4]

guess you never played it on legendary huh . . .

[SPECIALIZEDp2CROMO]

yes i played it i got the old halo 3 last year wen it came out, and i loved it i was a total halo nerd and after about 8 monthes i got bored and sold it so i could buy gears 2 which was also a disapointment. but i rented odst and the campeign was okay but it didnt feel like halo. And every one is like oh its so good it has halo 3 multiplayer and im like exactly other than firefight it doesnt have multiplayer. if your gonna charge full cost for a new game make it a full game with multiplayer.

[killerfire23]

Halo is a good game when you first play it

[Iceman300c]

i guess so except the constant posotive reviews and the fact that it comes with halo 3 multiplayer (still going strong to more than 400,000 players a day)with 3 maps not yet available

[burt8888]

and yet millions bought it worldwide and i was one of them why you'll ask its because of the multiplayer maps and well i love longshore

[KevinEdwardMiah]

FALLOUT 3 GOTY FTW

[sk8ervzla]

WHY DO YOU TYPE LIKE THIS.

[gmobb142]

i would like to have her under my christmas tree.

[LTrocks710]

does anyone know if Assassains creed 2 is gonna have online?

[venom55520]

probably not.

[DrRejectz]

It almost indefinitely won't.

[FreshZerglings]

man she's hot

[FinnKaiden]

i like that jess is standing on the left this time