Tom Cruise Scientology video Spoof uncut by Waco and Roger

[peachesmontana]

i will never not find this funny. seriously.

[0000AllFitness0000]

I'm outta my fuckin mind

[mjsutter1]

probably one of the funniest spoofs ever...

[fauxmocracy]

1:09 been laughing for the past couple days

[jamesjeffreypaul]

The scary thing is, this guy makes more sense than the real Tom Cruise!

[jill506]

was that last character his granny?

[sandraz0]

who the fuck has not seen a spanish pennis lollolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[sandraz0]

who the fuck has not seen a spanish penni lollolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!1

[AnonymousCake9001]

50 cult members watched this video.

[centraltrain09]

scientology = illogical and very nonsensical i cant beleve theres even 25,000 members

[Mromson]

@centraltrain09 Just like every other Religion.

[heidiurbestie]

Ahaha! "the other day I was rapin myself" LMAO!

[seanykinz]

the other day i was raping myself....thats hard to do

[SmiffWit]

50 people who watched this would send me a threatening phone call if they could but still wouldn't have the balls to back it up.

[bumblebeeetuna]

lol this is so funny. i really hope tom cruise has seen this lol

[BillyBuddBay]

This is really good. Tom cruise is completely nuts.

[shibasrule4ever]

you are soo funny! this is how i see tom cruise, very well done

[DeadLake69]

Funny shit. Still laughing.

[sirensealight]

...I use it for toothpaste. LOL!!!

[Bloodyfists777]

Im about to go fuck a spider now. Anyone joining me?XDDD

[CiaranVanDon]

This is fucking hilarious though I think Tom Cruise is even wackier than this!!!

[politicsthatmatter]

What is the difference between a cult and a religion? About a 100 years.

[TubeFreakJonas]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

Ahaahahaaahh ha ha ha ha haaah!

[starryeyed33]

LMAO, great video. They also are the authority on squircles.

[starryeyed33]

LMAO, great video.

[anticliche321]

I pooped in my chair watching this.. now I have to clean it up. Thanks a lot.

[jxbboi]

i'm a random windstorm. shaky shaky!

[Dudemeistero]

Ethics is code for penis!

[BMWg84]

MORMONS!

[alienmode]

haha shit this good

[svtman93]

"Who the fuck hasent seen a spanish penis?!" Make more videos!!!!!!!

[MostEpicNomNomEvar]

Did u get sued for this video? :D

[akaakashaboingboing]

the laugh at 4:54 makes me laugh so damn hard.

[allthatisandeverwas]

I could see Tom Cruise being on some Pat Bateman shit. Which makes it even more ironic that he was in the book.

[freelancergin]

if i could just fuck this spider

[shallah3]

im prety sure these guys got threats for doin this

[22reTOYOTA]

@shallah3 What in the hell would a scientologist do to ya anyways? Come at you with ray guns or cast spells on ya?

[Darrylizer1]

Wow, now that was funny.

[blueisawesome0529]

COMEDY GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i <3 uuuuuuu

[xXgoodbyeloveXx]

i think that was fucking hilarious!!

[sammy2701]

awsome!

[burnsmay]

This guy is great Scientology has been banned in Germany,it takes a lot to achieve that.

[LFraudHubbard]

Awesome

Hail Xenu

[IaMoDiNaRy]

This guy is completely nuts but in a good way!

[b1p0l4rt]

tap-dancing Xenu = LULZ

[hnewsome8]

4:47

[blamecanada123456789]

LOLS!!!!

[AlanAyazyam]

scientology does...cost a lot.

[MrZHXOZ]

loved it! thanks 4 d lol!

[ElJefer]

"I'm just gonna go and dig up my grandmother"

[ajinqya]

i soo wanna show dis to tom ccruise !! hahahaha

[NekoLady3000]

I laughed through the entire video. Thank you!!!

[FlexRainZ]

ahhaha this is funny dude,

[LadyRose1985]

This guy looks like Wil Wheaton.

[drnekodr]

LMFAO!

[smududeman]

The other day I was raping......myself.

That's hard to do.

[asstin1212]

you ever eat dirt ........ just eat fuckin dirt

[ufcrotc]

that is really fuuny so are the other tom scientology spoofs

[ArtemisDaFowl]

Good spoof, but you forgot the stupid music.

[DamnShow]

see the edited version. it's in there

[apata10]

@DamnShow where can i get the music?

[BlitzoftheReich]

@DamnShow links dead.

[tight2def]

hilarity

[platapus94]

hahha

[seattle0002]

All Scientologists make me SICK. You pathetic, mindless, ignorant DUMB FUCKS!!! You let some 5 foot nothing dwarf named Miscavige abuse you?! Are you fucking kidding me? He's the size of a Keebler Elf! He's shorter than Tom Cruise (and that's saying something) but you let him abuse you?! I have no respect for any of you. I hope you all drink the kool-aid!!!

[radioactivestd]

Comedy gold.

[psytheriatsunami]

is it me or this guy look kinda like doctor evil?

[Hiroyuki456]

Is this even a religion?

[RadioPaul1]

It is a CULT

[BMWg84]

@RadioPaul1

All "religions" began as cults.

[RadioPaul1]

@BMWg84 And some still are

[AdrenalineAndLove]

@RadioPaul1 It's no more a cult than Christianity, Islam or Judaism.

[RadioPaul1]

@AdrenalineAndLove No, it is far worse. There was a time when those others were worse but Scientology destroys its critics, has a open policy of disconnection and sells its self as a religion when offering nothing spiritual.

[AdrenalineAndLove]

@RadioPaul1 ... Just like Islam, Christianity and Judaism.

[bf2lover42]

@AdrenalineAndLove but religions are free, Scientology is only after the money.

[AdrenalineAndLove]

@bf2lover42 Religion gets power - especially in politics by manipulating the masses. Something worth a lot more than money.

[bf2lover42]

@AdrenalineAndLove still, they are after different stuff.

They know they will never be as big as Islam or Chritianity. So they jsut take advantage of being a cult and are after the profit.

The country where they are more powerful is the US, one of the countries where chritianity is most spread on the government. They will never have power over the masses on US.

[blueisawesome0529]

@Hiroyuki456 no

[TdotSoul]

lmfaoooo... you ever thing of just fucking a spider?

[nyonxi9]

Great!!!

[lFrostmourne]

Look, either you're on board or you're not on board okay, and if you're on board, let's be on board, unless you get bored, and you cannot afford to get bored, this cannot be ignored, so let's be on board, and move forward, toward, the reward.

[killingyoukindly]

i am bored...not on board

[scerm]

my miiiiind, i can not handle these crazy tunes and riddles, it´s melting

[Fogslifted]

ha ha ha ha!!! Awesome!! lmfao

[ZekeBot]

OMG! This is funniest shit

[fablefreak323]

This is so hilarious!!!

[Saturn357]

I thought Steve Jobs was the authority on black turtlenecks?

[orkasteez]

the tip of ethics lmfao word tom cruise is nutty as all fuck...

[mesafalcon88]

nice. very funny. why did i comment?

just to let people know i think it's funny.

[Saturn357]

This is even funnier because I joined Scientology a few days ago. I think...I just came in for some information and now I ended up a Auditor.

Yeah, but I know this is a cult, though.

Maybe I'll go back...just for lulz.

During auditing, tell them that I raped bunnies for sport.

[BentHenny]

Did you really?

[Saturn357]

No. It's funny. They've been calling me like crazy ever since the seminar. They're wondering when I'll be coming back. They want me to come to the church today. I dunno...

By the way, why is it I got a thumbs down?

[MBlu3]

you have no ideea how stupid this is

[MrWinston1984]

Who hasn't thought about fucking a spider?

[spacecoke]

fruitier that a nut cake xD i loled xD

tom cruise is a very very good actor but he sure is a nutcase lol i hope he keeps making great movies but i hope he keeps his personal wierd shit to himself too :P

[haloboy817]

+5 space units for you the alien dance is quite accurate.

[ultragroove1]

REALLY funny!!! the laugh is perfect. Cruise has lost his mind.

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

Holy CRAP this is fucking hilarious

[Paulchac2]

was that green background intended for something else?

[ALXD1974]

ahahahahahahh.....the eam-eater equipment scene is priceless........

[thuggie1]

this guy would make a cool joker in a batman film

[jbigga]

OH MY GOD FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[marius4iasi]

yes, i wanna fuck that spider too, tom cruise,

[Carcass1701]

lmfao when he laughs the first time , i nearly died of laughter & tears, its so good, tom cruise is a moron

[jstuka1234]

this is just beautiful!

[Fraphunter]

hmm i though he was a scientologist, right untill the end...sounded like 1 xD

[fuhmeregan]

Scientology doesn't prove Cruise nutty - it proves he's stupid.

[PelleSansIos]

You just got to love $cientology !

I also want to be able to communicate with trees and plants............

[retelikkera15]

people say i'm nuttier than a fruitcake..

i'm not..

i'm fruitier than a nutcake

[filthyfun]

funny shit...lol

[crazybraeden]

Damn! that was funny!

LMFAO

[platapus94]

hahahah

[petephiljohn]

This is very, very good.

[saintsrowrulez123]

Hi Jacky

[AttackTheLights]

Mahahah, genius!

[jenjen22396]

how can I still be laughing at the Spider comment? TOO GOOD! lol.

[shallah3]

this is genius! lmao

[ekbradley]

Did he die?

[radiodarkhorse]

lol

[Maliciuos]

Omg. This is the best spoof ever. Omg omg.

[chunkylover017]

4:48 - 4:50 ... oh my fucking god! I laughed so hard I shat my pants!

[halomademepoor]

5:20

[jenjen22396]

ROFL

[shannkaray]

hahahahahaahaha

[MrDart]

Good work lads. keep it up.

[damohead]

OMG LOL!

[Dougfrilled]

pms? nobody wants that.

[lokereboy5]

4:36 best ever?

[lokereboy5]

1:57 XD

[whitelockcity]

3:52 best line lol

[ZedekOfLP101]

JUST EAT FUCKIN' DIRT

[gottiUdaMan]

waco =yucko

[ChuckoFettMK2]

waco called in on stern while yucko was in studio

[mozfan2002]

who hasnt seen a spanish penis...

lol

[animeluva420]

lol

[kdc0101]

fuckin a spider !!! lmfao

[DamienGraves]

2:08 lol

[godsinarms]

This is pretty good.

[Scardy]

A message to scientology:

If you can't handle a little teasing, then it means you have something to be ashamed of.

[danhgsd]

we didnt use l.ron sperm to make my daughter....

i use it as toothpaste :P drittbra

[c1r2b33]

omg,hahaha

[ARMYkid99]

Funny Shit :)

[DavoRKOU]

funniest shit

[Eikinkloster]

we need the orcs... to get the ring from frodo :-)

[classicalsteve48]

hahahahhaa

[PopcornCoolie]

Nice pasta bowl.

[RSixBoy]

wow i lold when he started talking about the orcs brinigng him the ring lmao

[Yes4HumanRace]

"Being a scientologist while u drive pass an accident, its not like anyone else you know you could do something about it - but u dont because...fuck'em...." XD

[pacepave]

hilarious man...one of the damn show's best

[GUITAR00FREAK]

Perfect

[bagelboi66]

Hahaha 5 starz! "I was in a good mood so I let him put ethics into me... but only the tip"

classic :-]

[lukeashmoore]

Xenu is my hero

[radmanboydude]

look either your on board or your not on board okay, and if your on board lets be on board unless you get bored and you cannot afford to get bored this cannot be ignored so lets be on board and move forward, toward, the reward.

i dont even know what the fuck im talking about

[jakobfrederik]

The real one is even more weird.

[CTHULUgreatoldone]

intergalatic emporer klaaktu of teh rigel star system has SPOKEN tHUNDEROUSLY ALL NON BELIEVERS WILLL BE ERADICATED...so speaks klaaktu!!!

[guitarz0wnz]

"i dont even no wat the fuck im talkin bout"ahahahaa

[jojo78965]

hahahaha

[screwdriving]

"is four bad or good" ROFL

[lovUSAhj]

"so i was raping this family of gipsees" lmao

[taichibailongball]

Tom Cruise wants to fuck a spider. OMG! LMAO

[PaninaroAurora]

4:27 "Oooopen your checkbook..."

LOL, it's true!

[exxagerator]

FUCK YOU TOM CRUISE

KISS MY LEFT NUT

[CheeseMaster74]

"Open your check books"

O god hahaahaha

[jerrybob5]

the evil lord xenu will be angry

[ultrashredder]

this makes more sense that the real interview

[stereonut001]

I am scared to death of hotdogs... O_O

[RYENZRO]

SCIENTOLOGY IS RIDICULOUS!!

[marekmagyar]

2:11 yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss­!

[RMF2008man]

This was fun!!!

[dav4ix]

omg so funny xDDDD The alien was cool xDD but this dude is rly great even he Is speaking truth ! :P

[landind]

Crazy!!!!

Wahahaha

LOL

[IWillAlwaysBeCorrect]

gay

[Joekitty001]

This is one of the funniest things i've seen recently!

[weedo84]

LOL!!...great work guys!!

hope to check more videos soon!! :)

[TheShanklinFreakShow]

Well done to 'chris3325' - glad there's someone with some sense here. Is Christianity any more far fetched in terms of it's "stories"? The Bible is pretty far-out for the most part, not to mention extremely violent and nihilistic - when put into context they're just as ludicrous as each other.

Bring on the hateful replies ;-)

[112d12d]

thats exactly how tom lafs xD

[starcannon]

OMG hahaha "i use it for toothpaste" rofl omg lol, i blew milk out my nose... oops.

[DominicBuchholz]

Raping yourself is VERY hard to do. I would know.

[Nickrav123]

4:35 - 4:47