Comedy Act 143 Girls Love Public SEX

[12Jeffries]

Louis CK stole most of his material from this guy

[saskrotch]

i bet this dude just ruins parties constantly

[DasBoogaloo]

stool cory bro.

[Janandhisfiets]

"im not switching positions!!!!" fckn hilarious

[Janandhisfiets]

good story

[tonightthestars]

As far as I can tell from these videos, this man has a house.

[Dannomack]

I really dug this channel before people came along and ruined it without getting it.

[jinxinternet]

What a showman!

[90cta395]

God dad go inside you're embarrassing me

[eggels]

you're terrible. I'm in love. <3 Kristine Levine

[inmyownworld11]

Is this guy for real???

[MajorTonkins]

"Guys, you know, when a man is single and he goes on what, day after day, week after week, *sigh*, sometimes year after year being single..."

[moekeoo]

jack me up skank ax

[007ifyable]

This man is an enigma. It's so mind boggling awful but fascinating.

[turdferguson2]

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

[Zar0sShad0w]

Daniel Donger

[THEGRAPPL3R1]

Massage!!! With a little bit of shovin! Massage with a little bit of Lovin!

[xHEADxxSTOMPERxx]

god your gay



[n1njapirate]

i think this is fictional

[Dbene]

Does it really matter if you are laughing WITH or AT a comedian? you are still laughing...........Daniel are you lost in the punch!!

[darknessviking1]

keep your day job. you suck

[jimjnr761]

i'm glad i dont live next door to this. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[GasMaskedMidget]

A combination of a Leprechaun and a lumberjack into a swirling mix of audio torture.

[tozhma]

So if you get to age 50 and you're still a virgin are you allowed to be prescribed a sexual surrogate?

[Armitage2]

this far surpasses michael scott levels of awkwardness

[CRABCORE4EVA]

titties and beer the worlds gone queer for tities and beer lol

[veebleschmertz]

I'm still hoping his foot will go through the porch one day.

[EricToTheScionti]

@veebleschmertz hahah

[UpchurchEric]

I can't believe this guy knows anything about being single.

[thatTwoHeadedBoy]

The only video where the transcribed audio makes almost more sense than the actual video.

[boogiejuice1]

You know...You might think I am expressing humor here at the cost of this Daniel Songer- but I am 100% serious, this clip could actually be used as a NON physical torture. Imagine being secured in a chair in front of a 60 inch 1080 plasma, with a surround sound cranked all the way up...and being forced to watch a loop of this. Terrorists, serial killers, Secret double agents, NO ONE- would be able to hold it together- EVERYONE would give up any and all information! like a psyhcological taser!

[TheOriginalLight12]

i wish i was this guys neighbor in that house behind him

[Seigfreid]

I'm laughing, but for all the wrong reasons.

[joeydear]

Listen carefully for the fart at 3:25

[barryokonoboh]

He gives bad comedians a bad name, i.e, he makes them look very good.

[TheAirbenderzz]

i bet he owns a pedobear costume

[destructorcreator]

The future of stand-up - bellowing at nobody in the woods.

[MrRickDoyle]

He gives 'comedians' a bad name!

[deedeearemaster]

I lost my lunch

[chrisoposnow]

I get it.

[deedeearemaster]

I would not approve this man for a loan.

[tron565]

I'm so doing the Jack me up dance next time I'm drunk.

[sb33100]

Why does this one video have so many views?

[aworldofviolets]

@mortalwombat09 holy fuck.

[sorinsbarnea]

Google, please implement some sort of retards filtering, I cant take it anymore.

[zar1dis]

lol why he two steppin' the whole fucking time?

[rhythm7a]

This guy obviously hates one or more of his neighbors.

[bandwagonretards]

YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOWYA KNOWYA KNOWYA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOWYA KNOWYA KNOWYA KNOW

[jaj0lin0]

@bandwagonretards Man you know man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man

[caalexander08]

That was painful to watch.

[agramsci]

And I'll say this: He's funnier than Dane Cook.

[MrJarbuckle]

@agramsci hell ya man dane cooks a joke, everyone knows it

[agramsci]

Massage: with a little bit of shovin

Massage: with a lot of lovin

That sums it all up, really.

[MegaThunderDick]

TITTIES AND BEER!!!!

[MegaThunderDick]

EVERYBODY WANTS MY NUMBER!!! EVERYBODY WANTS MY MASSAGE!!! EVERYBODY WANTS MY LOVIN!!!!!

[UterusSpacecraft]

this made me want to cry. dear god where are the jokes?

THERE ARE NO PUNCHLINES

[joeshmoisacoolguy]

NEWSFLASH: titties and beer!

[hugyourartist]

It hurts. It hurts so badly. When he shouts "titties and beer" and dances it just hurts more.

[chrisanwessonchanler]

This guy is so unfunny, he's hilarious.

[imapandaaa]

wat a bab

[NickLongbottom]

The one with the laugh track is better.

[NickLongbottom]

This is grrrreat. YA KOW

[branden2]

Jack me up man!

[shabulojenkins]

Daniel Songer, Amateur Comedian

[darwyn4]

what did i just watch?

[borthamster]

it's like watching The Office, where Michael is in a situation where he thinks he's being funny, but he's failing so miserably that, as the viewer, it makes you CRINGE.

[pancakesnsyrupamarth]

I can see this guy showing up on Tim and Eric.

[tron565]

"massage with a little bit of shovin'" LMAO

[VideoMikael]

The Muhammad Ali of Porch Comedians.

[KamenFighter]

"Comedian entertainer" is redundant. I wanted to comment on something that wasn't getting as much attention.

[TheFortressMaximus]

This is what happens when Carnival Cruise Lines lets their comedians escape onto dry land.

[Pharadayne]

are you kidding me? give it up dude you blow. whats worse is, Im assuming you think you are funny.

ya know? toss in a few hundred "likes" and maybe a few hundred "uhhh's" and maybe a few "for real" and "ya feel me" and you are the king of doucheness!

and I thought my neighbors sucked

[Sei1863]

Oh my god, this is so sad and uncomfortable. I don't know whether I feel more sorry for him, or his neighbours.

[theproshowuk]

don't listen to the haters daniel,

you are hilarious!!!!!!

[Mycosyco1]

Horrible.

[littleswedishboy]

Wow, this is... this is terrible

[bigwl3]

The only thing that would make this funny is if the neighbor from across the way came out and told him to shut the fuck up.

[themanchild27]

and he wonders why hes been single for a long time.....

[TheRealZogre]

Like Ya know Man?

[rhcpman89]

just quit please

[Jkeymaginnis]

This is like a hoax right? he's just doing an impression of bad comedians? and at the same time an impression of Matt Foley?

[jdogg67333]

I seen you on the web else ware, and I just had to find a place that would let me leave a comment. Please stop! Pathetic. Very bad. VERY!!! WOW! You do not have it. Your act is just nasty. In poor taste. I am offended that one would post this trash.

[JosephZentil]

This guy should quit, or keep making videos until he has a heart attack on screen. Maybe then, I'll laugh.

[StELlArSoVeReIgN]

This is awful and creepy. But lots of props for trying. It's not easy to put yourself out there. Lots of luck to you.

[Andy93LFC]

this is like ya know... shit.

[netscapepizza]

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

[zionviller]

I'd hang out with him.. 

[jek21]

This is pretty terrible.

[NickInMesa]

Ok, he has to stop jumping up and down because he loses his breath. Maybe he should do some cardio or something.

[liahow]

I love you!!!!

[liahow]

I love you

[liahow]

I love you

[xHenri]

Oh man so awkward

[dblazer321]

this is going to make his comedy career take off.

[idgaff27]

this is a thoughtful diatribe on the zietgiest....

-collendubose

[idgaff27]

this is a thoughtful diatribe on the zietgiest....

@collendubose

[idgaff27]

this is a thoughtful diatribe on the zietgiest....

@collendubose

[4FtHawaiian]

This is extremely terrible.

[ShiftyNShady187]

Your mom should have aborted!

[kingme99]

Titties and Beer!

[izcenine80]

Is this supposed to be funny? Might want to start walking at night: You are winded by talking?

[Psychvillain]

@izcenine80 it's his 143th attempt as well :P

[barryokonoboh]

@10jioff

Dude I agree that Dane Cook is one of the most uniquely talented worst comedians of all time, but Dane can really learn from this guy how to further improve his acts so that, someday, he'd be in the running for the best of the worst. For now, this dude is the "best."

[gringamargarita]

Alan Greenspan has bigger chance of being a comedian than this guy

[gringamargarita]

Alan Greenspan has bigger chance of being a comedian than this guy

[gringamargarita]

the magna carta is funnier than this

[barryokonoboh]

After having watched this video, I asked myself the greatest rhetorical question of all time; the same question that folks ask after listening to a Bush or Palin speech, or after listening to an undecipherable rap song, or after seeing a Gaga video, or after watching an M. Night Shamalan movie, or after hearing that Aretha Franklin wants Halle Berry to play her in an upcoming biopic, or after watching Fox News, or after catching a Priest stealing a glance at them. I asked: what the fuck?

[Gotsens]

Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know, Ya know,

[perimeterpost]

oh dear god, there's at least 142 more of these?

[macuaid]

I give you "The most deluded man in the universe" winner 2010

[mark87reidy]

pretty sure he has autism

[mark87reidy]

pretty sure he has autism

[pupp745]

If I could hate this,I would. In fact I do. Dislike is not strong enough for how shit this is

[AnalniRovokopac]

brilliant

[kefiki4950]

YA KNOW

[griffith00]

That wasted 5 minutes of my life. Thanks for nothing.

[themongoosedog]

Is the joke that he's not funny?

If not, dear God.

[TheBadcop]

Love your material! Don't listen to the haters. Keep doing what you love.

[statikdog]

I smell movie deal.

[tinghaling]

Daniel Songer - You just spoilt us with your best material - "Ya Know" ?

[Blobule]

Search Memorable Lane or I'm A Statue Opera to hear him sing. His music is a real wind me up twister. It's good to listen to if you want to do that hot new dance craze, The Jack Me Up.

jack me, jack me, jack me up. you know?

[burtflaxton]

I like the part where he says ya know.

[harpocrates23]

@burtflaxton which part was there without a yaknow?

[bigdondre]

quit

[afrancis81]

Soo, So bad

[SHUNNNERR]

i'm surprised no one has autotuned this yet.

[BestivalFan]

"Like, Ya Know?"

[318197]

JACK ME,

JACK ME,

JACK ME UP, YA KNOW!

[iplayibanezS470]

:l << my face the whole tiem, cept for the jack me up dance, an thats only cause he about to die after that ^_^

[MouthfullUK]

Keep dancing at us Daniel !!! :)

This was possibly the best video yet !

[dennistheangrychimp]

he's got some moves, i'll give him that.

[MouthfullUK]

Keep dancing at us Daniel !!! :)

This was possibly the best video yet !

[dertbox]

I'll be hiring this guy for my brothers wedding. I fucking hate my brother.

[NickInMesa]

@dertbox I know of a great surf music band that was hired because the father of the bride hated the groom and surf music was his most hated style of music.

[tenaciousd6936]

God, you fucking suck

[tdobbin]

"YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW"

[koollama]

@tdobbin yea man, we know. sigh...

[SHUNNNERR]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol i love youtube.

[cynnie8806]

The dude is doing what he loves, you don't have to watch no one is forcing you.

If it makes him happy then ffs let him do it, He isn't hurting anybody.

I thought he was pretty entertaining.

[jmodum90]

@cynnie8806 He hurt me. He hurt me deeply.

[barryokonoboh]

@cynnie8806

Duh uh. Of course he was pretty entertaining. That's why we all watched and are commenting; however, you have to admit that this was pretty painful; yes entertaining, but painful.

[SuperTrooper0421]

I can picture him being held at gun point. Any last words? Yes actually...

"Ya know?!?!?!"

[seizureplease]

There's a fucking good reason why you're single ;____;

[1989Gez1989]

newfag

[seizureplease]

RITE IN MI GROIN, YAKNOW?

JUST GETTIN IT ON, YAKNOOWWW?

AND SHES LIKE YAKNOOOOWWWW?

AND WHOOOAAAAAA YAKNOWWWWWW YOUVE GOT A NAICE BUTT.

[FigarollaAbusiva]

this make me wanna beat the shit out of you..

[FrostEvolved]

I hope to God you live alone...in the country...I'd hate for your neighbors to hear this crap..

[farmingisforme]

26 people: hurr hurr hurr 

[201Allstar]

the opposite of funny.

[Benilicious]

What, no fanny pack?

[garfiaraujo]

Nunca tinha visto um vídeo tão sem graça como este.

[AaronfromWM]

Man you know like man ya know!?

[captainxenu]

Comedian... ENTERTAINER!

Too bad he isn't either.

[LostCookProd]

DUDE. It's like he learned how to act from Steve Carell. THUMBS UP!

[F3tusRape]

10/10. A star in the making.

[redandjonny]

Our new King.

[nightscopesman]

NEWS FLASH

[smoothicus]

Five minutes I'll never get back.

[Jordan454545]

He said "You know" 34 times...

[jforem1]

The video experience was like: Oh man he keeps dancing at me this is bad, then it was like why the hell does he keep waving at me, but once it reached him pantomime humping his imaginary girlfriends I had to turn it off

[ThuLarryR]

STORY OF MY LIFE BRO!

[bryantwhitenl]

Autotune remix incoming?

[brotherTodd]

Somewhere Dat Phan, is smiling, that someone took his title...

[bernie4366]

y'know... dude... man... like...

what are you, a 13 yr old valley girl?

[jdfohs]

This is like one of my dad's friends after half a set of tennis and six martinis, just not as funny.

[Xularite]

I laughed more during Schindler's List. 

[benoliver999]

Somebody please kill me now. Oh wait... I'm already in hell.

[FireBuff51]

I actually fell asleep during the middle of this.....

[xXFelixtheCatXx]

4:22 to 4:56 made me laugh so hard. The rest really wasn't that funny.

[jpandaaron]

YA KNOW

[imonahipppo]

so exactly what mental limitations does this gentleman have?

[SnapGrit]

Please god tell me this is one gigantic prank. My 3 y/o sons knock, knock jokes are funnier than this shiat.

[Xaymot]

The Jack Me Up Dance was the highlight of that clip. My day is shinier now.. Ya'know.

[christine5512]

I can't actually think of one single thing in the entire world that is less funny than this.



[StexeGod]

YOU KNOW?