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  • EVE is realistic, do you think Somali pirates give a shit when they take over your tanker how you feel about it? Why would pirates in a fictional space universe give a shit either.

  • Dscan Dscan Dscan!!!!!

  • "Oh, yeah, wait. I reduced you to a frigate."

    Troll wins. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

  • He says he is from Canada...but he is in Portland Oregon. I am completely lost...Aww well. regardless of any of that shit...he must be a immigrant...I don't or have ever met any Canadian, in this game who ever got like that. lol

  • lol 200 mill lol

  • Yeah, Im a care bear but Im saying that only a moron goes into 0.1 to mine... This guy is a moron.

  • O.O i saw a pic from the show Cyber Six lol

  • Anyone hear the Windows ding every time he key up??

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDINNNNNNGGG

  • fake. and gay.

  • OMG INSTITUTIONALIZED, I LOVE IT!!!!!

    

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  • great video, check out my channel for more and upcoming online eve gameplay if you enjoy such an idea.

  • and ya fuck you carebear pvp'ers! always blowing shit up x10000

  • 3:13 stick figure explosions <3

  • I'm a guy who's usually on the losing end of EVE- but I enjoy playing because I can turn around and do it to others- or, if I don't like that- I can play EVE in other ways. For instance- I can be a trader, or an industrial character- there are so many ways to succeed in EVE that every play style is accounted for- while still allowing different types to interact. EVE is genius work.

  • What Parallux said at 8:32 made him totally contradict himself

  • Awww thats awesome.. Now I have to log on and thank him, If he still plays, for being a muppet and making me laugh, =D

  • haha

  • Aw bless his cotton socks haha

  • Would a hug help? lol! His corp needs to teach him about low sec, cant believe he got so pissed off over a crusier XD

  • oh my . lamer ... pretty stupid for a 27 yr old :))

  • ow come on XD i was forced to pass trough low sec twice, and i was nervous as hell, i know that place is dangerous and if i'd be caught i'd blame it on bad luck or carelessnes of my own

  • Don't risk what you can't lose, lmfao.

  • Pretty obvious question but what's a TS session?

  • @MrMmlee64 teamspeak session, voice comms like skype or ventrillo

  • Brilliant Choice of background music!!

  • THE VERY BEST!!!!

  • eve is made for pirates to exist... its not an asshole if u choose pirating as your role in the game...calm your tits

  • pirate carebears ... he wants an apology. Hate pirates you keep the game running. But that doesn't stop me from hating you apology wanting dumbass pricks.

  • lol i've seen this before and i still dont get why that guy even logged into voice chat.. lol. Who sold that guy an exequror.. what a waste of a perfectly good cheap mining ship!

  • That was brilliant. Completely his fault. These people should not play EVE.

  • 2 Months in... Mining solo in .1

    NOPE!

  • and nice editions..love them

  • Until you're ready.And gets some therepy. xDDD FTW!!

  • ROFL

  • that was hilarious XD

  • HAHAHAH 2 months and flying a fucking exequror...mining...in low sec...

  • @dkyoandblade lol

  • lmao people take games to seriously theres more to life

  • fuck u can make heaps frm mission whining little girl

  • why get so mad? just buy some hacks lol. Only like 20 bucks and earn as much free money haha

  • you imagine if you did this shit for real, and guys like that whinning there asses off ,i mean i whine cause i pay a shit load of child support and my ex wife loves it!, you whine in space thats yo ass bub.

  • god damm if your gunna take it personnel don't play! you can salvage more and get paid more then f'ing mining! i made 5 million in my first two weeks of play wtf?!

  • Cost of Raven: 90mil isk

    Cost of Modules: 30mil

    Insurance: 10 mil

    Killing t1 Cruiser and posting ensuing nerd rage on Youtube: Priceless.

  • @justinld13 90mil wasted tbh

  • "Kinky" I died haha

  • EVE is REAL!

  • @psnlewis yeap and its a game too can you imagine in real life when you got some guy beating you and your whinning about shit, "oh im just gunna beat you some more "

  • New Corporation just for pvp, incursions and every aspect of eve at your fingertips, if you would like to join us please send me a mail and ill get you invited, also taking on new members to the game giving 21 day free trails, yes we get game time for this but in turn we will support you ingame and show you how to get access to unlimited isk potential ...............

  • Love the pictures with the raging comments.

  • how is this funny??? if u get ganked over and over again, i think we all would crack the shits sooner or later...

  • @pmurie I feel bad for him, I do, but he was alone in 0.1 in a cruiser and didn't pay attention. I have only played EVE for a little over 3 months, but I would never do that. Venturing into 0.4 can be dangerous enough. You never know when a random gate camp is up.

  • He's in .1 and bitching..Fail. Only time I have bitched about losing a ship is when my account got hacked and someone killed my tengu in a ship that would be one hit wonder by my ship. And they told me "we're pretty sure you shared account info with the person" Of course it wasn't on this level..I was pissed, but not that pissed..

  • Apparently, he's pissed.

  • lol, instead of bitchin i just quit the game, its fuking stupid...

  • This is hands down the best eve video on youtube at the moment.

  • How coud they do that to him? Don't they know that internet spaceships is super serieous buisness?

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  • And remember: Don't be fooled by kids who'll tell you they can "teach you their secret to making billions". If they knew a secret to making billions, they wouldn't be trying to Buddy Invite you for PLEX. :)

  • If you are interested in joining Eve, email me at del_buddyinvites@yahoo.com. I can send you a Buddy Invite for a 21-day trial, plus almost 300 million start-up ISK.

  • Is it mean to blow up someone's ship while they are calmly mining? Sure is. But that's just how it is in Eve, to be quite honest. You know how no matter where you go in the world assholes abound? The same applies for Eve Online. Pay attention to your surroundings and you won't run into the assholes unless you want to.

  • @RespectIsNotFree i scammed a guy into selling me 2 PLEX. I killed his ship and unfortunately, one plex was destroyed.... but i got away with one . EVE is where assholes can be assholes. CONCORDE is a bitch though...

  • @RespectIsNotFree - Welcome to EVE, where bad things can and will happen. Get fucking used to it. :D right on.

  • still amazing to watch... always puts shit in perspective

  • seriusly, a noob jumping to .1 and mine in a cruiser.... HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA that was awsome xD " whats the F-ing Point if playing the game if i get blown up every day! " and calling someone a carebear and dont even know what it means xD biggest LOL in weeks !

  • he puts shame to fellow Oregonians.

  • that was pretty funny

  • i LOVE carebear tears ERRDAY

  • "How is it not my goddamned fault!"... wait what?

  • Cold hard EVE fact number one: You can't trust anyone. So when you jump into .4 or lower, be ready to get attacked if you're doing some dumb shit like mining alone, in a cruiser. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

  • Why is he angry about a cruiser I got my first battleship my first month

  • all 3 are to blame, not just him or you guys. He should be there in a cruiser all alone, and you guys can take it easy on people that are harmless. they might one day end up in your own corp if you be nice to them. Whats more worth? a good corp member or the entire EVE world that hates you? you guys really need to think straight.... I just dont see that happening any time soon....

  • @SIG442 He was already in a corp, and seriously, why would you want HIM in your corporation? O_o

  • @Michie1004 did i say i want any of these 3 in my corp? no :p all 3 cause problems and probably end up getting the corp wardecced for no good reason :p

  • @SIG442 I wouldn't mind Daakkon or Tank in my corp. At least they know how to play, unlike the carebear.

  • @sabledrakon those carebears know how to play as well, they just dont bother with PvP, they just want a honest pve experience. which idiots like those 2 are messing up. not even mentioning that the loss of isk as this carebear mentions, is more then true. How can anyone gain enough to get a new ship? to grief others? no, that is deffo not the way to go.

  • @SIG442 Some might, this guy doesn't. Really... 14 seconds to lock. You can be at a station or stargate or even a freaking moon long before the lock is finished unless you're getting scrambled. Which it sounds as if Daakkon wasn't doing. And it's 0.1 space, not 0.7 space. You should expect something like this to happen when anywhere under a .5 and you know it. Parallux simply doesn't have what it takes to play in low-sec.

  • @sabledrakon true, I did say he doesn't belong there. Not with his game time experience anyway. Still leaves the whole pvp thing open, there should be a on/off switch for pvp. turn it on when you want to pvp, keep it turned off if you dont. problem solved. and no, I do NOT say you should be able to do this in a battle! Just as savety for noobs mostly so they dont do stupid things like this. or those that dont want pvp.

  • @SIG442 If CCP were to ever do that, it'd kill a lot of the game's economy. There are already steps that you can take to avoid PVP. Namely, paying attention to what's going on around you. Dunno about you, but when I'm out mining, I'm not sitting around listening to the hum of my strip miners. I'm keeping an eye on my overview. The moment you see an entry in Yellow or Red, you warp out and ditch your drones if need be. Better to lose a few grand on drones than a few million for a whole new ship.

  • @sabledrakon not all idiots are red or yellow, enough that make a new character, can flip even if they are well in the + or try to lure people with tests, can lures etc. Not realizing they are actually messing up the economy more then they think. noobs dont understand the whole griefer activities and they are well in their right to be pissed off and complaining about it. Its plain and simply making the game less attractive and thus people leave before they even had a chance. So yeah, not good.

  • @SIG442 Dunno about you, but I've been playing for less than 6 months. In that time, I've learned quite a few things that have to be done to be successful. EVE's trademark is that it is punishing to those that do idiotic things. If you don't learn from it, woe to you and you end up like the guy in the vid. I would rather have EVE as it is than see it turn into an overly carebear friendly game. If I wanted that, I'd go back to WoW with all the other whiners.

  • @sabledrakon Ok, let me tell it in another way.

    getting griefed all the time = loosing interrest = (possible) leaving the game = only income for short term = economy dropping = end of EVE Online.

    Meaning that idiots that keep fcking up others just for the fun, isk or what even their motive, will in the end actually kill the game for not just their victims, but also for everyone else including themselfs. So who is dumb now?

  • @SIG442 The dumb ones are the people letting themselves be 'griefed'. Face it, it's very easy not to be messed with if you take a moment to think. Really, you'd think that people would put 2 and 2 together and realize that taking things from yellow cans is going to get them killed. Pilots that don't learn from their mistakes deserve what happens to them.

  • @sabledrakon thats thinking the wrong way, thats like blaming a handicapped person for being handicapped and kicking him while laughing. Griefers are nothing more then the idiots picking on someone who is weaker then them. Laughing like some sick fcks because they kicked someones ass that didnt stand a chance in the first place. Doesn't matter if they made a mistake like the guy in the vid.

  • @SIG442 Most people complaining of being 'griefed' are making mistakes. This is EVE, not some carebear MMO. There's a phrase overstated by chefs: Don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen. That applies in EVE as well.

  • @sabledrakon I guess to stupid to realize the truth and specially not smart enough to see whats good and bad... i guess all griefers are like that... oh well, sooner or later you griefers run into the wrong person and get your share of pain...

  • @SIG442 For the record: I EXPECT IT! This is EVE, not some MMO that coddles you the whole way. This is the school of hard knocks. EVE in a lot of ways is reminiscent of the high seas of old. You didn't see people then complaining when their ships got pummeled with cannon fire. Why? That was everyday life back then. EVE is the exact same way, only in space and with vastly more advanced technology. I don't complain when I get podded for exactly that reason. I accept what I'm getting into. Do you?

  • @SIG442 im sure if you had been in that navy mega i blew up in a rifter, you wouldn't be saying all i do is pick on people weaker then me...

  • @SIG442 The ability to steal, grief, scam and gank is what keeps EVE going... it runs on its promise of a free world.

    Restrict that world and the game will fall a hell of a lot faster I can assure you.

  • @Enos666 Fucking spot on man. That's the truth.

  • @SIG442 there is a reason you get banned for baiting in noob systems, so the noobs should stay in the noob systems till they figure out the game...

  • @dareapa1 yeah if I remember If you kill them in noob systems, first a GM will warn you about your actions. If you ignore or continue you get a temp ban... keep at it and you get permabanned.

  • @Dreadnaught1985 I never knew that... That sucks big time.

    I've played eve for 2 years but ive never tried baiting in a noob system.

    I'll have to test out this theory.

  • hahahaha get some therapy

  • i love this i can't stop lmao i played even like a year ago it jokes epic jokes the pic's are jokes

  • Tengu, Strat Cruiser Lost Last Week (783m) Not including the Offensive V skill i didnt get as pissed as this guy, ITS ONLY A GAME KIDS!

  • "in what your little cruiser?"

    lol

  • This is eve, about 90% of the players are over 18... most of them are in their mid 20-30's. its not really a game anymore since real money can be made if you know what your doing.

  • @Shelleypoet94 this game isnt space ranger asshat.

  • what are they even talking? is he tryig to get the isk back for losig the ship? i thought thwere is nothing he could do if they blow his ship up

  • @Shelleypoet94 BRROOO SPACE RANGES IS DA BEST!

  • Olha que coisa mais linda, Mais cheia de graca, E ela a menina, Que vem e que passa, Num doce balanco , A caminho do mar

  • I play EVE, been playing EVE for a while. I made the mistake of wandering into a .4 on day 1. Never made that mistake again. lol. You'd think if the guy is getting blown up every day, he would just, you know.. stick to .5+ lol

  • @MrTear3 when i go into .4 or lower, the system emptys...

  • Like McDonalds....

    Im loving it

  • A late stage in the myriad of corruptions that the game environment makes to the gamer psyche, and one that shocks the conscience of normal people : the victim must apologize to the bullies

  • The music is very fitting, what song is the first one?

  • Aww and it had a happy ending.

  • lol he kinda had it coming going 0.4 or under. If i ever go into low sec it will not be in a ship thats valuable to me and i'll make sure i can afford my implants too in case i get podkilled lol. Was he really in an exequror? thats like the WORST fighting cruiser ever. I know this because i had an exequror, its defensive abilities are on par with wet toilet paper

  • I watch this video once a month to remind me not to be a raging jackass. Thank you lowsec cruiser miner. Thank you.

  • haha in a .1 on his own and not keeping an eye on local.. meh he had to die

  • neeeerds!! fucking related video fail!

  • He's jumpin' in your system and snatchin' yo people up

    tryin' to kill 'em so you need to hide yo ships, hide yo pods

    and hide yo stuff 'cause they blowin' everybody up there.

  • umadbro.

  • I haven't played in this game ever since a few months after it was released. And even that long ago, I can vouch for Daakkon. It is not only just a game, but it is a role playing game. Blowing shit up is what pirates do. He was simply playing his character.

    These are the risks of life, thus the risks of a role playing game. It happens. Deal with it.

  • after watching this it would actually be pretty awesome if parallux does a huge comeback

  • haha paralux is the typical loser :P

  • Your the carebear...

  • first time playing eve, firs ttime getting blown up in pvp, me:" OMG are you fking serios", hey you got a nice corp can i join?"

  • The pictures make it 2x better

  • I don't play EVE, but all I can say is Waow... Some people really need to get a life.

  • awesome.

  • This guy must think he's on XBOX LIVE. Halo players. They get frustrated when the controls have more than 4 buttons.

  • Stupid sons of bitches.

  • new eve is real video  /watch?v=j-KZ2ofqWqk

  • I am from the Olley camping corp and I approve of this video

  • O M G I love this video......I keep coming back to it over & over again! Yeap I am a carebear...not a bleeding heart carebear............please tell me this guy still plays I would lose sec just to kill him 1 time! Dude really needs to grow a set & either put skin in the game or GTFO!

  • @sarita065 I am not a care bear :-) .. was but I just love pvp to much.. any way I have had some people rage in local after a gank but this was EPIC! going to post this in my corps forum and then see if this guy still plays mawhahaha! the sweet tears

  • @stonehartfloydfan LOL plz frap if he is....so need another laugh...oh and working on my guns skills I hear they are better than missles atm fo pvp is that true? have maxed all my missle boat skills.

  • @sarita065 depends on the gang man. My corp flys a lot of shield gangs, small fast frigs and cruisers with logi support. Not that much call for drake gangs right now with us but the odd rook is good to have around. For solo I use 150mm Auto tech 2 on T1 or T2 frigs for the most part Min but hey solo pvp is to taste and comes down to your skill at flying not just how many skill points you got :-) .. Do love my Drams lol but Rifters and Jags are fine as well.

  • This is such an old video and yet I love coming back to it.

  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the speacial olympics even if you win your still retarded

  • I don't get it...how did he lose 200 million isk on a cruiser?

  • "oh im sorry im not going to apologize to you"

    lol

  • id be pissed too

  • I've only been playing EVE for a month or so but... what the FUCK was he doing MINING with a cruiser????!

  • @GreenFont so he doesent lose a bigger ship that cost more

  • I agree with Tank CEO git a better ship then.. IF YOUR rdy go in to 0.4 or lower

  • hell yeah!!! best way to end that video is with a little Suicidal hahaha great job with the head games. wreck his shit twice as hard next time. FTW YOU GUYZ OWN!!

  • Wow! Most of the online arguments I'v herd in online games have been pretty heated on both sides.  I'm really impressed.

  • long live xD soo funny hahaha

  • Aaahh... Nothing more refreshing than a good cup of carebear tears.

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  • The victim takes it too seriously! Usually when it happens to me a get angry and calm down instantly! Laugh over may anger and its ok!

  • You had a good point, if he had a Battleship, he could either run away and warp or fight you. But he had enough time to warp for a Cruiser, and grief tactics? This isn't Minecraft. I loved it when you said "Would a hug help?" that made me laugh.

  • "Oh, yeah, wait. I reduced you to a frigate"-quite possibly the best moment in this conversation...I was laughing my ass off!

  • red,white and blue and a Che image. wTF

  • This guy gives portland a bad name

  • LOL WTF BBQ

  • Infiltrate that corporation and melt it down from the inside, take your revenge that way and turn a lost cruiser into billions of losses for your new enemies man. That is also game mechanics, so you lose a cruiser and you be patient, then they will lose much much more over attacking you over nothing.

    I did that exact thing over losing a ship, they just attacked me for fun, I invested over a month destroying that corporation from the inside.

  • @MrJazzif Are you sure you're not just remembering that EVE trailer?

  • Harvest the tears....

  • lol both of them are trolls lol dont mess with nerds. games are srsly their life

  • Che? REALLY?

  • i'm glad that crazy nob isnt in england lol we dont need anymore bad ppl like that from us lol

  • If anyone thinks says I spend too much time on my computer....I'll just show them this.

  • I love the way Tank says "yeah" and the ensuing reaction at 4:49. I chuckle every damn time.

  • the whole conversation was sovled at 7:47

  • I remember when I was in my Tristen(?) frigate and I saw a great big amount of wreckages around a gate. Oh happy days, free loot! Wrong, I hadn't got halfway there when a group of 'pirates' jumped in a killed me. I raged and raged, thinking I was in the right. They shouldn't of killed me! That's griefing! I was an idiot. Here's some rules of thumb I use: IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT, THEY ARE NOT OUT TO GET YOU, THEY ARE NOT GRIEFING, CAREBEARS ARE ALWAYS WRONG. You die, get use to it.

  • Loved it the first time I saw it. I carebear too. o7 

  • I have only one thing to say.... ---> EPIC!!!!

  • this guy is a winner! .1 in a cruser!

  • 8:30 "how is is not my god damn fault?" uh... thats what they've been tryin to tell ya

  • lol i have been playing for only 3 months & i know better than that plus he is obivously one of those ppl that have no concept of tactic or economy his an old fashoned "gold rusher". as far as his defence i get annoyed about losing ships too, who doesnt but i only get mad with pod killers that is pirate basis it has no point normally unless its to punish someone for sever misconduct. otherly its all in fun stay the f* out of low sec if u dont like pirates, least they tried to be nice afterwards.

  • Tank CEO is a boss

  • haha

    us vs. canada

  • i bet he's fat

  • i seriously almost died of laughter when he said kinky at 6:05

    ahhh theres my lolz for the day