THE GIVING TREE SUCKED

[psyrmc]

people, have a sense of humor!

i LOVE this book and this video is fun to watch lol

[iluvfinalfantasy2020]

in reality, you know that bitch love that book. and everything she said hurt her more than the time she did anal.

[hailtherapture]

@iluvfinalfantasy2020 Someone make this a top comment. Please.

[jkayfez]

You must have had a bad childhood. Children dont think so deeply into things like that, I feel sorry for you.

[renoloverxoxo]

I remember the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode based on the Giving Tree.

[ArtemisKlein]

... This made me cry.

[briggsb1]

Just because you don't understand the lessons being taught in a child's book doesn't mean your kid won't get it. Don't give up yet, there is still hope. Also if you read to your kid every once in a while you might actually learn something the second time around. Good luck.

[briggsb1]

I'm guessing your mom made this same video about "The Monster Health Book: A Guide to Eating Healthy, Being Active & Feeling Great for Monsters & Kids!"

[TiffAlethia]

I want to say how much I love the book....but if you don't, then I can't

[TheMissMilagros]

I used to love that book...USED TO

[AlecTheIntern]

did the author realize that by using 18 pages he is actually killing a bunch of trees....

[AdrianaStump]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO HOO HOO HOO

OH LMFAO SACRIFICE THE DOG BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[imunderyourbed13]

If Justine says it suckss,, IT SUCKS

[shamidkpzd]

The Codependent Tree. That made me laugh so hard! I always hated that story when I was a kid, I thought that guy was kind of a selfish bastard.

[Centaurmanexe]

I agree with @penatibusx ! Your gonna be a great mother!!!

[KelseyBones22]

"What's he gonna make, a teepee?!" lmao

[xOPrincessLizXo]

stupid tree....

and old man...

[MsSpaceNerd]

When I was a little kid, I always hated The Giving Tree because the tree gets cut down-WHY does it let him do that!?!?!

[magicswaper]

i liked this book it had morals and it can teach kids stuff. about life and shit.

[RCravemore]

My wife has this Facebook site you should like.

It's called I hate the giving tree.

[inunekochan]

lol "please buy my tshirts so i can buy a new purse" you kno what just for that i think i will lmao

[doribious]

I just spent 20 minutes watching your videos..Now Im late for work :o

i regret NOTHING haha. :) youre the best!

[smcg2197]

I base my life off of you. <3

[Amarox3000]

AHAHAHA Oh God Justine you are so wise and humourous.

[jutcybaby]

Lmaaaaao

[DarksideCookiez]

If only my kindergarten teacher had read this version to me. I could have avoided A LOT of "co-dependant" relationships...

[lumyrainstar]

hahaha the co dependent tree, oh I mean the giving tree.... XD

[mellissa2097]

I must have seen this video ten times already lmao it's hilarious XDDDD

[ElenaMay123]

One word

hilarious

[JennIsIt]

Originally I loved The Giving Tree but jpmetz has opened my eyes.

[MissBabyEeyore]

oh my god I almost died laughing.

[veggiemuncher86]

i freaking love the bit with the apples! hes homeless selling apples!!! hahaha! its freaking awesome!

[justinbieber9046]

I cant stop laughing!

[zoodorablekat77]

...i thought that book was great...but then i realized...people are not freinds w/trees...and like wtf trees cant talk unless i was sniffing white out again... dont judge me

[samemyfamily1]

W0W the book is great and you hate it for real dont try to be mean that book made me cry your weird ):

[Danielaway]

@samemyfamily1 its just a book .. deal with it ¬¬

[neptuniumforest]

i love how she just tears down every bit of beauty with her negativity so beautifully!

[osipingi]

That book is actually beautiful :)

[Little2Miss8PiggyPoo]

That's Shel Silverstein on the back, and he does look creepy! He scared me when I was little hehe

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

lol it was prob soundlyawake who wrote "mom" on the book

[shawnoso100]

@loveyousunghajung where did your ability to spell go?

[katyperryfan21]

I think you're awesome and all but I grew up with this book so please don't make fun of it.

[AwesomeMaria26]

This video is more retarded then rebecca blacks video... that's why its a childrens book.. your not funny.. go kill yourself :)

[xxsorrowdemonxx]

@AwesomeMaria26 wow seriously? telling people to kill themselves? way to show the world how "mature" you are. she is just joking around get a sense of humor. don't like her videos then dont watch them. its simple. that is incredibly rude and cruel to tell someone to committ suicide. what the hell is wrong with you? is your life so terrible that you come on the internet to spread hatred? have nothing nice to say then don't say it at all. she is an awesome person expressing her opinions.

[razetora]

u mad?

[penatibusx]

UR GONNA BE AN AWESOME MOMMY!

[himitsudaydreamer]

I have never cried from laughter until this day.

[elisec790]

I couldn't stop laughing

When you were talking about the creepy guy on the bk

[Kdvb1]

I heard from teachers what a great book this was but I'd never read it. When I read it I had the same reaction as you! Co-dependent tree/kid! That kid is a selfish jerk and the tree is ridiculous (if a tree could have feelings... *sigh*) to be so happy everytime he comes and takes something else. Stupid...I hate that book!

[huminamel]

this is your best ever video

i dont know why it doesnt have as many views as the others i really dont

[JoePrzemyslany]

"The Giving Tree" is supposed to make kids feel guilty. Then, hungry.

[smcg2197]

242 people sell apples on the street for a living

[swagwitme13]

That author just looks so fucking Nominal. Its just pitiful >.< I ♥ You Justine

[soccerlover123sports]

Shel Silverstien looks so creepy on the back cover.

[liongirl167]

There is a god finally! Ur my master

[kimkrisrich]

If you don't want the book, feel free to ship it to me! I love that book ever since I was in elementary and I had to read it to 2nd graders and act like the teacher for the day by asking them questions about it.

[NinjaLuv3]

~she's being sarcastic calm down~

[sarajane1985]

I can't handle this... I am laughing so hard lol

[Krazi4Anime]

Idk y but this had me laughing SO HARD the first time I watched it XD hahaha

[ArisuXHiromi]

ii couldn't agree with you more, Girl ;]

[scoobylu123]

I cant breatthhhe! 

[TheWiseman97]

not the dog!

[TheLoveAmy]

Holy shit people, she isn't serious. Butthurt asshats.

[stephcreateschaos]

Oh my god.. the tags are just enlightening

[swedechick2172]

i only heard half the stuff you said in this video i was laughing too hard.. haha :)

[The01Gaby]

Loool xD i laughed so hard at the picture lmaooo

[Socksess]

You should make a video reading all these DUMB ASS comments.

[gerbil545]

@roxxibea It's a comedy video. Not a legitimate review.

[roxxibea]

first video of yours i've seen.

not impressed, not interested at all actually. and your review or "mock review" of the giving tree was awful. you had 3 things to pick on about this book and you babbled about them for 5 minutes. How trees are inanimate, how the boy doesnt have shoes, a home, a job or a family and that the tree "loves" the boy. And why cant the tree love him? it's a children's book. I dont see you reviewing kid's movies where EVERYTHING has human qualities.

[2OOPoVstrechnoy]

@roxxibea She is obviously being sarcastic lol.

[aliciajoy21]

Tipi!!!!!!

[VeganBVA]

HEY! I Love this book <3333

[linkinpark12ism]

when i watched this i thought i was gonna die beacause i was laughing so hard and coudnt breath.

[45greenluigi]

HATE U

[xGrimsDaughterx]

I'm sorry...But your a complete ass. First off: It's a book that was meant for kids. 'Kay? Shel Silverstein wrotes poems for children and that included this book. Many of those children grew up and STILL love the book. You're entitled to your own opinion, but what you've said about the book is...Just...The bottom line is your being an ass toward a KID'S poem book. :/ The tree is a symbol for a caring, devoted mother. Do me a favor...Don't ever have children.

[MissRenesmeePretty]

@xGrimsDaughterx I kind of agree with you, but many children I have seen reading this book tought that this book sucked.. when I was younger I read it and yeah actually the picture scared me and the symbol may be for a caring devoted mother, but some parts of it are nonsense, and the boy is too selfish and stuff.. well, for example I still go to school, one day I went to elementary area and many kids were reading the book, and they were talking bad REALLY bad about it. just my opinion.

[TheLoveAmy]

@xGrimsDaughterx Its a sarcastic video. She's not serious... don't be a little butthurt.

[gartner10112]

wow, you are stupid

[NekiiFTW]

Stupid woman be trollin'.

._.

[SandwichLadyOfLEAF]

@NekiiFTW

Stupid asshat be pissed.

._.

[NekiiFTW]

@SandwichLadyOfLEAF

lolno

[daveyboy131]

this video is 100% inaccurate. i made this decision as soon as i saw that a woman was talking

[KittyIvie]

wait theres no talkin trees? so thats why people look at me funny

[Zhandii11]

I fuken love diz vid its hillarious!

[NotABagger]

I hate people like you.....stupid bitch

[dantheshelfan]

Well probably little "trees" if shes lucky

[dantheshelfan]

what a piece of shit video. opens with the MOM dedication from a winnie the pooh book.. what a loser. Shel rocks and this bitch sucks big trees.

[MiniM00ser]

That ending was hilarious xD

[SpookyKonMousie]

lmfao , every time i see a tree im going to laugh at you , <3 .

[s235343]

I always love it when other people "go rogue" and call this POS book out as the crap that it is. It's almost like a sacred cow of children's lit that you're not allowed to criticize. Screw that twisted sociopath boy and his co-dependent masochistic tree. I cringe everytime my wife reads this to our 3 year old - listening to her pollyanna misinterpretation of the meaning is nauseating. Thanks for keeping it real!

[Socksess]

Beautiful!

[Skabanero]

You can't be serious. Can't you perceive the symbolic translation? By the way, being pessimistic isn't very funny.

[Haruchan2010]

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[ShashaBagOfTacos]

Ahaa This Was The First Book I Ever Completly Read.... Ahaa Nd It Was The Last. xD Good Shit Though Made Me Laugh. xD

[cljbrewer]

You are a stump!

[soccerwolf247]

Lol @ all the people that don't know how to take a joke.

[Dapts]

"I don't want anyone sitting on my face."

[nelyaflores222]

the person in the back of the book gives me nightmares :O

[Mathias202]

Lol

[kelseythomasson]

Im crying. This is hilarious.

[Bolensgoldrush]

u r a bad influence

[onemoment2live]

@Bolensgoldrush your a bad speller.

[Bolensgoldrush]

@onemoment2live lol

[Bolensgoldrush]

@onemoment2live I was kidding

[Lover4Music100]

LADY! Its a poem book. A poem make up stuff stupid fat lady

[jefferyjes]

you dont understand shit butt head you cant figure the book out or a weight loss plan

[TheRunescapefan3]

im laughing loudly and its 6am xDD

[PoisonDIlu]

Oh God I lol'd so much, I'm still doing it xD

[Xpzilla]

i hate you, i mean really,its a really good book and your just a mean lady that makes videos about stuff, like books that are way under your age and then insulting it .

[AnimeKitty202]

I almost died of laughter. Your beautiful voice almost murdered me. Best death evar. :D

[thasweetwalrus]

i love you

[shikoshin]

Stupid fat girl selfish

[HeroSmash133spider]

That's why its called "childrens book" and plus its my favorite book.Adults aren't suppose to read those kinds of books when they're like old....

[shikoshin]

Now I'm happy

[wesellflagpoles]

I used to like this book.. Until I saw this video. Now I'm set straight.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@wesellflagpoles Are you serious? This is a story -for children-, not made to be realistic but to carry a metaphor that said children can understand.

[wesellflagpoles]

@PhyOSPhyOS You're a -DUMBASS-. Obviously it was a joke. You truly do NOT understand jpmetz and her subscribers. And furthermore, even if I WAS serious, so damn what? Who gives YOU the right to criticize what I do/don't like and what I do/don't agree with?

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@wesellflagpoles I know she's joking, but I thought you didn't.

Also, there's no need to insult. Grow up.

[wesellflagpoles]

@PhyOSPhyOS Try not to assume next time, jackass.

And I can insult whoever I want, thanks;)

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@wesellflagpoles You've watched too many jpmetz's videos, internet tough guy.

Grow up.

[wesellflagpoles]

@PhyOSPhyOS Yup, I like her. And *Girl.

Andddd nope, I'm good thank you!

[faithm]

@wesellflagpoles if this actually made you dislike you you should reconsider why you liked it. it's more a criticism of the boy and she completely ignored or missed the message of the book.

[wesellflagpoles]

@faithm I was kidding.

[faithm]

@faithm Whewzies

[POPENPENGUIN]

I actually started having nightmares immediately after i watched this video. Also, i don't know if u noticed, but u dont have a house eit her and i doubt that u have a boy friend and if u do i bet he is a tree. FAT BITCH!!!! 8====D

[PieceofMindmusic]

Trees aren't in animate, they are very much alive.

[SakuraKiss300]

@PieceofMindmusic yeah, sure if you mentaly unstable! trees can't talk!

[PieceofMindmusic]

@SakuraKiss300 - of course not, but that doesn't make them in animate objects.

Candlesticks and teapots can't talk either, but in Beauty and the Beast, they are made to for the sake of a good story. The book is a metaphor for how much nature as a whole provides for us folks. It isn't supposed to be taken so literally or even very seriously. Just a nice story mostly catering to the childhood imagination.

[kizzykissesjkm]

I love you girll

[ezool18]

well, obviously the book is a children's book .__.

[SuperJoshuak]

You are a stupid chick and a waste of space (a LOT of space I might add). But I guess you win this one because I actually tuned in to this stupid shit. Silverstein was a GENIUS! Your review is shit and you don't need a new purse. You NEED to do yourself and us a favor by never pro-creating and take a long walk off of a short pier. OR, just continue to eat yourself to death. We can tell how hungry you are. Sam's Club has a case of Hot Pockets with your name on it.

[iceisisis]

@SuperJoshuak obvious troll is obvious

stop trollen and spamen

[dothepepperminttwist]

@SuperJoshuak Two camels in a tiny car. 

[EskimosAreEverywhere]

@SuperJoshuak Lol, and you're so witty. Way to waste space-you posted it twice, retard.

[SuperJoshuak]

You are a stupid chick and a waste of space (a LOT of space I might add). But I guess you win this one because I actually tuned in to this stupid shit. Silverstein was a GENIUS! Do us all a favor and continue to eat yourself to death....... We all know you are hungy. I'm sure there is a case of Hot Pockets somewhere with your name on it. Your review is shit and you don't need a new purse. You need to do yourself and us a favor by never pro-creating and take a long walk off of a short pier.

[Kuwaiti1990]

It's a symbolic story you dumb ass whore. Go fuck your self with a sword

[halldsgn]

I'm very sorry I gave this video another hit.

[maesawn]

STFU THE GIVING TREE RULES

[hypoxical]

oh god, this is the greatest video on youtube.

[RahReplicaGrrrl]

I enjoy this book, besides that, this video sucks, youre taking it to literally, its about the value and the consequences of giving, and the concepts of selfishness and selflessness. but your obviously a little bit ignorant. 

[numbuh53]

@RahReplicaGrrrl Okay, dude, jpmetz is kidding. She's not serious :/ You're the ignorant one.

[RahReplicaGrrrl]

@numbuh53

That's cool and all, but its kind of hard to tell if shes kidding or not.

[PokeWarrior]

I love this video! :D

[jwpepperchris1]

well like that's your own opinion man.

[SweetmyCandie]

Well, the moral of the story is that trees help us in many ways(they clean the air we breathe,give us fruits,paper,pencils, and they are our home because wood is a material needed to construct a house), and people take advantage of them;also, you live life and at the end when you are about to die/ or a senior citizen you realize that all you ever needed was basic necessary simple things,you come into this world alone and you leave alone.We should take care more of our environment :)

-12-year-old

[numbuh53]

@SweetmyCandie Dude jpmetz is kidding, she doesn't actually give a shit about the book.

[heyitsalexxx1]

LOL @ EVERYONE WHO THINKS JUSTINE IS SERIOUS you all fail. get out.

[brittlovesanthony22]

I love that book lol you just don't really understand books very well. maybe some needs to help you understand it.

[MrsPikachuu]

Then the tree was happy. But not really. xDDDD LMAOO.

[scottsoltero]

You clearly missed the point of some classic literature.

But it obvious that you just post these videos as obnoxious rants that are off base in effort to offend.

[sugarflavouredfairy]

@scottsoltero calm down. xD

[nekonekobot]

homosexual tree that didnt make its move haha oh the cleveland show

[RetroKeyboard]

I was having a friggen alright day, but then I watched your stupid videos, and now I want to hurt anyone who comes near me.

[shannonmalone]

I'm actually crying of laughter right now XD

[lakynfox]

trees aren't inanimate; they are very much alive.

[bigvirgotube]

@lakynfox Ah, but can trees vocalize? Which if they could, would be reallyreallyreallyreallyreally­really bad for all of us...

[4cellar2door0]

Fucking idiot, this story isn't literal.

Once again I'm going to repeat, you are a fucking idiot.

Everything Shel ever did was legendary.

U Jelly?!

[swindle1989]

The Giving Tree rules

[twiluver16]

you get money by sellin other things on the street

[geandily]

Thumbs up for the title alone

[GaaraBabyEater]

You do realize that this story is for little kids and it talks about how we are when we get older in life and how our needs change as we age... But yeah, this is funny...

[kitkitt99]

You know, IT'S A CHILDREN'S BOOK GENIUS! IT IS FOR LITTLE KIDS ENTERTAINMENT ! NOBODY IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BELIEVE THERE IS ACTUALLY A TALIKG TREE!

[butlerproman]

No wonder kids are so screwed up these days. They've been reading this crap.

[thaneos2004]

You should come on here and discus wtf is wrong with you and what the hell happened to your face. Oh and maybe also talk about why you sound like a man.

[taylorbabes1021]

@thaneos2004 And then, you can discuss how fucking insecure you are and give a step by step guide on how to unnecessarily insult the hell out of somebody in order to feel better about yourself, asshole.

[thaneos2004]

@taylorbabes1021 Im not insecure, you do know what the first 3 letters of assume are...oops just gave it away. And the guide should be hitting book stores next week keep an eye out for it. But I see the hypocrisy, it's ok for people to come on you tube and say what they think or make asses of themselfs. Yet my comment makes me an asshole, so much for being able to say what I think. Go die in a fire taylor, or play more sims, since it's problably the closest you can get to human interaction

[iX3mAgeNta]

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