Poker Face PARODY Jihad Me @ Hello

[GestapoFTW2]

damn Thequa4d the hunt for your comment is on >.>

[aajj7101]

haaaaaa!! need to make a Hitler version xD xD

[spamalot0105]

Instead I watch these videos for the Internet-Fucktards having intense arguments with eachother.

[spamalot0105]

I don't watch these videos for the music.

[Ecnerreffia]

I'm Muslim and still find this funny.

[farty6545]

pie.



[funrizwan]

This is funny as fuck, is there anything more to it?

[Thequa4d]

rucka rucka u lil racist im gonna report u how would u like it if someone dissed ur religion or ya mom oh yeh iforget you dont have a mom ur adopted

[TheLaurelbug]

@Thequa4d

Its a joke, dumbass. I don't know where you are from, but this is funny. Sooo, take your broom out of your ass, you little witch. You just want attention. And you won't get anymore

[Thequa4d]

@TheLaurelbug why r u talking bout urself

[TheLaurelbug]

@Thequa4d

Classy. You really had to dig far to think of that! I said that same thing when I was FIVE!!!! Keep your opinions to yourself. These people worked hard to get it this way. How would you like it if someone dissed your videos? After all your hard work? You wouldn't.

[ClarkNThomas]

@Thequa4d he still has a mom you fucking idiot, and i don't see how being adopted is an insult. since he dissed islam you going to go blow some shit up? because that's really logical.

[divine696969]

@Thequa4d

Prepare for itemized retorts:

1) how is your bias towards adopted people any less discriminative than racism?

2) I happen to be adopted, and my "lack of a mom" (as you would say) clearly did a much better job than your biological one.

3) someone butt raped the closed minded xenophobic christian values right into ya didn't they?

4) I openly welcome peoples FREEDOM to make fun of any of my values. as I believe in freedom above all else. Go to Nazi-mexico if you cant handle others freedom

[MellyWentSquee]

@divine696969 Nazi's are more open minded than this fag yer talkin bout

:P

[Basir4321]

@divine696969 Bro damn you made my day homie!

[cmon424]

@Thequa4d its a joke stupid fuck, get over it

[Kigaauuimp879]

@Thequa4d

Rucka's been reported about 600,000 times. And he's still going because people see the value of these things as jokes.

[failurbanik]

@Thequa4d hey makeing fun of barbains is good

look islamofacist he made a video making fun of my religon (christainity) and it was funney

get off this vid if you cant handle it

fucking pussie

[mu3rto38]

Lol. Sand ppl. Sad little sand ppl.

[bozwell1232]

26 people lost a holy war

[Ambassador1701]

Holy war.

[URFOTHER]

Who ever haitin on ruck is a fag so suck my dick u sand niggers!!!

[AndrewTheHacker911]

@ilikepaintball3 Jihad is something about Islamic religion about doing something bad or good in the name of Allah making them go to Allah quicker

[bozwell1232]

don't get jewtube to delete this!

[faqx123]

ypu are a nucka !!!!! nice video

its mi jihad i do for my god!!!!

[Gartneren1234]

I just cant understand why Youtube dont erase this kind of songs automatically, theyre awful!

[faqx123]

@Gartneren1234 shut up they are beautyfull, this fags delete this vids but the nuckas keep reuploading them

[Gartneren1234]

@faqx123 This song is breaking the rules of Youtube completely, I have in my mind to send a long message to Google about songs that highs terrorism... Because thats excactly what this song are doing, its singing about terrorism in a way I just cant like... The thing that made me dislike it as much as I do, is that someone use the World Trade Center attacks in some parts of the video, and that takes the cake completely, I will continue to report these videos into theyre all removed!

[Silentonion]

@Gartneren1234 It says this is jokes at the beggining on the real video

[nuckareuploading]

@Silentonion No the real video doesn't but that's because it was made before youtube liked to Delete comedy videos.

The "this is a joke" thing came out a few mouth later i believe after his account got deleted again.

[Gartneren1234]

@Silentonion I dont care, the real videos also contains some extrem material, the one that takes the cake, is the World Trade Center attacks that seems to be in all videos with this song in it except from a few...

[Cleaver428]

@Gartneren1234 ya dude that some extreme shit go fuck urself pussy shithole

[nuke295]

@Gartneren1234 pussy american

[Gartneren1234]

@faqx123 I gave up reporting this video, but I will continue to hunt for other versions with the same song and report them all...

[MCRisextremelygood]

This is kind of offensive, but its still really funny.

[Silentonion]

@MCRisextremelygood It's supposed to be.

[thetwocrazed]

I'm so playing this really loud through my window 9/11

America is satan!

[sidewaysrofl]

@thetwocrazed fuck! Americans you have the right idea dude

[AnubisMusicOfficial]

@sidewaysrofl lol trollin' in America = fun

[sky0206jp1]

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[ab9350]

@narbs22 No. And learn to use grammar and punctuation idiot.

[Darkhorse36911]

Off topic much? Everyone is talking about WW2 :/

[narbs22]

fuck everyone who criticizes America if it weren't for America the Axis would have crushed all the countries that were left china England the u.s.s.r would have falling if it weren't for the g.is who gave there lives so you people can live free Russia would not have won if we didn't invade Africa and Italy so hitler couldnt throw his whole army at Russia and his subs would have starved Britain into surrender so who is the bad guy maybe japan would have crushed a divived china two but who knows

[morder553]

@narbs22 the sovite union is the reason the germans lost the war shithead

[qaiex]

@narbs22 America is a continent dipshit, not a country. Lol tard doesn't even know what his own country is called.

[2yoyos1]

@qaiex The United States of AMERICA everheard of a euphemism jackass.

[qaiex]

@2yoyos1

Oh, I'VE heard of euphemisms... But apparently you haven't.

Definition of EUPHEMISM

: the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted

America is as much a euphemism for the USA as Asia is a euphemism for Indonesia.

Nigga please...

[cmon424]

if the USA dint get involved in Europe Germany would have killed millions more and taken complete control of Europe. as for the asain half of it if you know what the date 12-7-1942 is then you would know that the US didn't start shit there. also if you had half a brain you would see that the us had the mindset that the war dint not effect the us and they didnt want to get involved in it. but later in it when most of eurpoe had fallen to the SS the us really didnt have a choice. go read a book

[cmon424]

muslaim mom: honey where is our kid?

musliaim father: (points at all the walls and celing) i think thats him, might be the nighbors kid.

[packr72]

islam is a religion of peace, theirs a piece of you over there and over there

[LoLLeN8778]

23 people are Al Qaida!

[hardylova123]

@LoLLeN8778 ohh shut up

[MetalHead2710]

@LoLLeN8778 And now there a 3 more recruits

[lowhzboom]

@LoLLeN8778 there are now 27 AL Qadia it is about 10 to 1 lol

[rp1dmc]

Muslims are pedophiles.

[NorthCitySider]

@rp1dmc

So are white Christian rednecks.

[rp1dmc]

@NorthCitySider Very few are. ALL Muslims support pedophilia.

[NorthCitySider]

@rp1dmc

Flawed logic.

[PolonskyCahill]

@NorthCitySider Your mom was flawed.

[819mra]

me and my friend listend to this in spanish on are laptops we got in troble we were luaghing so ahrd and loud hell my teagher thought it was funny go rucka rucka

[JoeRingo118]

what a fuck??? they dont care about muhammed, they only want their 75 virgins and they dont have a special hate against jews. actually its the jews are jackasses to them.

[z7gizzyz7]

@JoeRingo118 actually nearly all religious hate crimes are commited against jews mostly all acts of violence are commited by muslims

[drudex666]

@z7gizzyz7 ehe musli

[JoeRingo118]

@z7gizzyz7 ..... everyone can be a fucking terrorist dude. if im as white as michael jackson and wear a nazi uniform you all would think im a nazi, right... but if i would say allacho ackbar or anything and have a green headband around my head then everyone would think im a muslim.

[z7gizzyz7]

@JoeRingo118 whats your point. i understand that everyone can be a terrorist but at the moment the majority of terrorist are muslim. but that doesnt mean all muslims are bad.

[JoeRingo118]

@z7gizzyz7 the only ones that hates america that much that they become terrorists is the muslims, thats because usa invaded them some years ago. karma.... karma..

[braun2033]

@JoeRingo118 usa invaded them for fear that they would blow up the world because they kept threating to attack. how could you say terrorism is karma for desert storm your an idiot. read up on your facts there was terrorism long before desert storm....

[JoeRingo118]

@braun2033 blow up the world?....... ok, USA is really retarded.

[cmon424]

@JoeRingo118 they sure are, that's why they are one of the most advanced countries in the world. desert storm and desert shield were operations to help destroy terrorism in the middle east.

[JoeRingo118]

@cmon424 see how that went.... terrorism is like another version of gangster... its the people dude. people in the middle east becomes terrorists because?...

[cmon424]

@JoeRingo118 because their moms dont love them, fuck i dont know why they kill them selves and think that they get 72 virgins when they do so. they just do.

[JoeRingo118]

@cmon424 for the same reasons as usa invades different countries and aided in the world war 2.

greed and the opportunity to use bad excuses.

[Sigmarsfaith]

@JoeRingo118 The US aided the Allies in the Second World War... because of Greed? I'm pretty sure the Lend-Lease Program wasn't aimed at making money AT ALL. There was also the Marshall Plan right after the war, which pumped millions of funds into european countries to aid in rebuilding after the war. Greed had nothing to do with the Second World War, not to mention the "excuse" was to prevent the spread of an already horrible genocide.

@cmon424 SS? Come on, at least just say "The Nazis".

[cmon424]

@Sigmarsfaith ran out of room to rant on your dumb ass

[Sigmarsfaith]

@cmon424 Keep on herpin' and derpin', you'll get there eventually.

[cmon424]

@Sigmarsfaith get where, if you mean get smarter then take your own advice, cover it in lube and ram it up your ass

[JoeRingo118]

@Sigmarsfaith ..... so.. thats why they waited such a long fucking time before they finally started helping europe?.. ''hey wait, we could gain something out of helping them.'' usa sure as hell didn´t aid because they were threatened. and not many wars that the americans had joined or started has ever been becaue they just wanted to help.

kkk? come on, at least just say ''the americans''.

[Sigmarsfaith]

@JoeRingo118 For a troll, you really should put in more effort, maybe read a book or two about the US's involvement in the Second World War. The US was trying to recuperate after the largest economic crash in history, and simply couldn't afford to help at the time. There was also the spirit of isolationism, because citizens found the US's survival more important at the time than Europe (whom we had very little incentive to help).

[JoeRingo118]

@Sigmarsfaith yup.... americans are stupid with other words. if they wanted to insure their own survival then shouldn´t they go to europe instead of waiting for an enemy attack back home? they didn´t have to be nice to the allies, they could have shot some allies for all i care, but they prefered to stay back home.

[krazyninja73]

23 people got killed by the jihad

[Evalinaratzky]

@SBUSPETSNAZBERET I have read the Islamic teachings, thoroughly. And know exactly what it states. It is written in the Hadiths, I believe. Not strictly the followings of all Muslims. But it is considered valuable teaching material to many types of Muslims. But then, there are as many differing types of Islamic teachings, as there are christianity.

[komovideo]

22 people got blown up

[MarineAirsoft21]

where can i find this song

[MarineAirsoft21]

22 people strap bombs on their kids



[DallasTheGreat28]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad plays this song when he wakes up everyday.....

[HUwalling]

22 people is with the jihad or cant take a joke

[Bdizzleyootoob]

Woops, forgot to give my 3 month old an AK.

[jamesireaper]

20 poeple cant take a joke

[Madbadjokeerz]

jihad suck my nob

[ZabibaRaisinHead]

allah  has a hit record! Oh Aisha!

[JRMAN2234]

Praise allah!

[kululu933]

@JRMAN2234 yeah right........ i came here to listen to music not lsiten to someone who praise something real as well nothing..... i seriously rather worship a rubber duck that you can atleast see XD

[sillyscotty1397]

Sweet Uploaded on meh B-day !!!!!! thanks for the present man

[lonely0039]

No one ever said the virgins were gonna be girls, they could be 72 guys.

[Evalinaratzky]

@lonely0039 Actually, the Islamic writings state that 72 female virgins and 28 pre-pubescent boys will be the reward male Muslims recieve in heaven. It is clearly implied all the way that the 72 virgins are female.

[MegaArcadegamer]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when users controlled the site and not corporations?

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page

[MrCoolman10]

@ totaldramailand1 agreed!!! (x

[crewmannumber7]

:)

[kylebuflod]

Osama's dead. :P

[celticskid20]

thumbs u if u came here cuz of osama just being killed

[MXDSouldier]

@celticskid20

Osama was in actuality killed years ago you idiot. You think it's just a coincidence Seal Team 6 magically disappeared off the planet almost exactly a month later?

[cmon424]

@MXDSouldier the helo crashed, if the US killed osama why would the with hold that rather than not telling the public that the person who is responsible for the deaths of thousands of americans was just killed? and also some of the members os ST6 are still alive

[cmon424]

@MXDSouldier it was sadam husan (dont know how to spell his name, dont really give two shits) who was killed a few years ago.

[bbaarreell123]

Osama Bin Laden is dead now haha he is going to hell now!!!

[weskeeey]

@bbaarreell123 true but the usa going to get a hell to...cause all those moslims gonna take revenge

[Michael123376]

@weskeeey We will be ready when that day comes :)

[weskeeey]

@Michael123376 well hope u ready cause it just started

[RhiehnD]

@bbaarreell123 Bro, hell doesn't exist.

[Load0Sheep]

@RhiehnD How the hell did you know that?

[shadyknightd12]

@RhiehnD hell does exsist its called earth lol

[breesolise]

osama's dead now:) 

[bmalkson]

16 ppl are jihad lol

[williamhad]

@andrewcook15 fuck yeah star wars reference! 

[ilovebanannas]

Ya Jihad you can blowjob this place! Steve Erkel could beat the fuck out of jihad

[Eviljackson1]

Thumbs down for not having the full VIDEO

[SirSkuxxDeluxxe]

"I strap my kids to a bomb and they cant get away and then i tell them, he will give you some candy" LOL WHAT AN EXCUSE

[PyroXLord]

أود أن أفجر نفسي(Which is Arabic for "I would like to blow myself up" lol

[SkySpitBlaze]

Iam the bomb. No really, I am the bomb.

[TechGuy161]

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[klesstwo]

i'm Arabian and i laughed my ass off on this!!!

[totaldramailand1]

I HATE YOU TERRIOST AND ALL ARABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[klesstwo]

@totaldramailand1 i'm arab, and i'm proud of loving all americans.

[stopballclapping420]

@totaldramailand1 wut a dumb ass >.>

[SkySpitBlaze]

See those people their? They will give you chocolate. lol

[LiQuidNitRoGen101]

@omarscape lol and it is just a joke anyways it a class song

[Omarscape]

don't see why everyone else is mad im arab i think its funny L

[Masakata101]

shut up you arabs, you just mad coz imaginary man up in the sky told you to strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit.

[megafio]

@Masakata101 iWhack

[Masakata101]

@megafio mmhmm

[CameronBinnie]

This is fucking hilarious.

[SkySpitBlaze]

The best parody I have ever heard.

[MrFrewty]

/sigh, fucking dumb comments. Fucking dumb comments every where.

[MrShoutout010]

I'm a muslim and still foun

[sluggernw]

@Northcitysider Your a pussy apologist. F*ck muslims they are murders! Did a tour in Iraq and The Stan, they arent even people, subhuman trash

[NorthCitySider]

@sluggernw No you didnt. I can tell you're making up this crap.

[FireCrotch74]

@sluggernw The stan? theres like 17 >.>

[Zyenios]

Most addicting song yet..

[blackbeltdude77]

I like to blow myself up into small piece. Sometimes im too busy so ill strap them to my kids. lol

[obmoder1]

the pic on this vid is in egypt....

[MrDrewwww]

@M21killer1 really though haha its soo wrong but really funny haha

[CanabisNationClan420]

@M21killer1 The 9 people that disliked this video liked your comment.

[dillonmaster111]

@CanabisNationClan420 lol u mean 10 :P 10 now tommorow 11

[farmer826]

I agree with you entirely.

[callmebaconFTW]

ok, im not gonna hide it, i am racist, fuck arabs and muslims, complete fucking scum, but the jews.. i could give a fuck less, there not shooting at me an tryin to blow my shit up

[TrickyTheClown1216]

@callmebaconFTW

Well, Bacon, I don't have a problem with them, but I have a problem with the Terrorist ones. Not all of them are terrorists. Just some.

[MajicAnimations]

@TrickyTheClown1216 They all have the same beliefs. Jihad is a part of their religion. It is required of them. Fuck the muslims asians blacks whites mexicans europeans EVERYONE

[michi0chan]

@TrickyTheClown1216 thank you! you're a good person. (from what I see)

[TrickyTheClown1216]

@michi0chan

I don't know if you're saying that to make me mad or what..

[michi0chan]

@TrickyTheClown1216 No...I didn't say that to make you mad O_o I'm sorry you interpreted it that way. I just meant your comment saying that all of the Muslims are not terrorists and shouldn't be treated that way. I'm sorry for offending you, I hope you forgive me ^^'

[TrickyTheClown1216]

@michi0chan

Haha I was kidding.

[NorthCitySider]

@callmebaconFTW

Youve never even met an arab or muslim before. I have...so shut the fuck up. They are just normal people.

[callmebaconFTW]

@NorthCitySider welllll actuallly u dumb fucker theres a bunch of them in my town. like 20 in my school and half of our gas stations are owned by them so think before you say somthing retarded

[NorthCitySider]

@callmebaconFTW

Lmfao. Those people who own the gas stations are INDIAN, not arabs. Lmfao, you can't even tell the difference you sorry motherfucker.

[callmebaconFTW]

@NorthCitySider well actualy you sorry motherfucker hes not indian hes from fucking iran so once again think before you say somthing stupid about shit u dont know

[NorthCitySider]

@callmebaconFTW LMFAO! Iranians arent arabs EITHER. LOL. Quit embarrassing yourself.

[callmebaconFTW]

@NorthCitySider im not embarrasing my self u stupid fucker in my original comment it says ARABS AND MUSLIMS! so learn how to read and retain it that way you dont make a complete ass out of yourself

[acter99]

im arab but idgaf because this is awesome and rucka doesnt really mean it its just a joke :) hopefully >.>

[NorthCitySider]

@acter99 From what country.

[acter99]

@NorthCitySider Lebanon

[Diesel0438]

Well i am pretty sure were all going to hell for watching Rucka's stuff. at least we will go laughing! ha ha F YOUTUBE

[mu3rto38]

Oh and fuck VdpProduction. Because you suck. And are halfways illiterate. Pwnd.

[mu3rto38]

May Mohammed fuck himself with a donkey dildo and grow pickles on his eyes.

[mu3rto38]

Fuck MOHAMMED...

[PepekTheHordMaster]

Kill all arabs

[mu3rto38]

Fuck ALLAH.

[VdpProduction]

@mu3rto38 Bro fúck YOU U DUMB PIECE SHIT.

Stupid American's, QQing about arabs that blow their self up.

IF YOU FKING AMERICAN PPL DIDN'T BLAME THE ARABS FOR 911 THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEND.

FK Jay-Z, FK Rockafeller, FK Obama <<<< All stupid illuminations whores.

KILLUMINATI 4 Life