Opie and anthony: Jim Norton using a can opener

[ProgrammedToRust]

I feel for Jimmy, I also have trouble with the can openers.

[TheSecondOne]

Jimmy not meant to do this.. This is a woman's job.' Nice one Lil Yimmy..

[nota1nota]

Mix me up a medley.

[no1raniuk]

Aww poor Jimmy. A man of his ilk should not have to open his own can.

[slwalsh]

How weird.....I heard Than, wondered "when -did- he leave the show anyway?" and then they start talking about how this was his next to last day. Huh.

[guitar0wnz]

Shut the fuck up, he's a comedian you mouth breathers

[Akirathedon92]

Dookiepage.

[Nightwing690]

hes to retarded to open a can

[afcukyeah9]

@Nightwing690 And you're too retarded to use proper punctuation. I'd rather be the retard with the money, and the talent any day. I'd kill myself if i woke up as you.

[Nightwing690]

jimmy = retarded

[kamtiniyes]

It's ok Yimmy, I just learned how to use a can-opener about a month ago.

Then again I'm thirteen.

[quantosaur]

Bing! haha

[holytroz]

i learned at about 8

[mophead2345]

this is me and my friends in a group trying to figure out how to operate a computer

[mophead2345]

if i don't do it, I wont learn....

[pwnpower]

I had a feeling Yimmy was going to come in with a ted joke. It was just a great opportunity.

[Skidawg53]

@pwnpower I didnt mean to give you a thumbs down

[thefriendsociety]

what the hell is a guy who makes the money that jimmy makes, having to open anything can?

[upthcreek]

wow... you guys are entertainment... too bad you're not creative enough to come up w/screen names, that don't require #'s , at the end...

[BestNameEvar]

right back to the decoupaaaage

[IamEvilB]

Jimmy is a piece of work

[wtficantgetanamewtf]

I haven't used a can opener in so long because everything that comes in a can now has a tab on so you just pull the top off. But I know how to use if it was necessary.

[jts3792]

im 17 and my 8 year old brother just taught me how to use one 10 minutes ago

[mokona7]

You had to be taught to use a can opener at the age of 17?

laaaaaame

[jts3792]

haha its pretty sad its just ive always had an automatic one

[enigma414]

do you have different dads?

[jts3792]

hahaha no

"whip me up a medley before i knock your teeth out"

[Taz86]

@jts3792

you're a fucking loser if you're 17 and had to be taught how to use a can opener. it's not rocket science you fucking retard

[jts3792]

@Taz86 hey whore why dont you whip me up a tuna surprise while i fuck your sister

[Taz86]

@jts3792

way to ruin a classic norton line. i can't help it that you're fucking retarded. "dur how does i use a can opener??"

shut up, you fucking mental midget. go play in traffic.

[jts3792]

@Taz86 are you really trying to do an impression of a retarded person through typing? in what circumstance would anyone find that remotely funny? yeah im a midget you got me.......i hope you walk in on your father gobbling the mailman's goo

[Taz86]

@jts3792

keep being unoriginal you fucking faggot. jim norton would eat your face if he knew you were making his lines look horrendous.

[jts3792]

@Taz86 that wasnt a norton line you dipshit

[Taz86]

@jts3792

you're still using lines from O&A, which makes you an unoriginal, unfunny hack. i'm a pest, i have been since they first came to NY from boston. i know all the lines worth a shit that they've ever used. you're not impressing me with your ability to rip shit off.

go suckle your mom's tit, dickface.

[moepippy]

@Taz86 Old comment but wait if you're yelling at this guy for not opening a can a 17, Jim is like in his late 30s early 40s, must be calling him retarded anyway.

PS don't fuckin' blackmail people about you being a fan, when fans call in and say they have been XM subs for years, they just get pissed and rip them up about it.

[BJZnRPZ]

HEY WHORE, whip me up a tuna suprise while i fuck your sister.

[felineshadow0221]

lol i have that same can opener but with red handles XDDD u rock jimmy

[CarlosHjrz]

teds used can opener emporium! lol

[Zwartekaka]

If you recut it right it will sound like a gay sex scene between them.

[ToruKun1]

"Get the can opener, and I don't mean my cock, if you know what I mean."

LOL, Yimmy is awesome. XDD

(Also, LOL @ the decoupage reference!! "A Dookie-page, geddit folks?" XDD)

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Part of me doubts Jimmy could actually injure a woman.

[11825code6]

Which part of you? The vagina?

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Jimmy just seems like he could and probably would get beaten up by a girl.

[FartScrap]

No idea why people are downing this. Jimmy himself would agree.

[valide1]

If he had to injure a woman with a can opener or die, he would surely be dead.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

He probably break his hand with the can opener.

[TheNotsoGreatGatsby0]

poor jimmy, he always gets broken can openers

[frillonandu]

hey whore make me a tuna suprise while i fuck your sister

[biggerflexible]

Wow a picture of Anthony and he doesn't look like hes dying.

[nkslnkvl]

yeah he normally looks pretty swazye

[xRIKTERx]

so is swayze officially an adjective now?...haha

[mastercheif4072165]

Its capsizing!

LOL

[Redbob86]

Put the damn circle over the damn can, and SQUEEZE, ya dolt!

[eatstatic3]

TED'S USED CAN OPENER EMPORIUM

[QuakeKiller99]

....tuna surprise...LOL!

[mtrn]

the picture appears to be a left-handed can opener...

[hedkace]

Mix me up a medley before I knock your teeth out. Nice he he he :)

[halo3fan216]

LMAO

[shaba169]

haha "this fucking can opener is faulty"

hahahaha

[Palemedes]

funny