Lil Markie: The Evil Face of Christianity!

[Xigano1]

Damn,

The urge to kill is back.

[thetoecutterr]

got back from the doctor... i have a brain tumor...... when asked how i got it the doctor asked me "how many times have you watched a lil markie viDeo?"................IT ONLY TAKES ONE!

[ajax420336]

I don't care what anyone's spiritual beliefs are, there's no excuse for being in the same room as this man and not whipping batteries at him.

[fatandim]

I comment on this video in honour of my Daughter Rebecca, she is a commited Christian and currently doing Missionary work in West Cumbria!

[greaser1952]

what and the fuck!



[montsyblackmadonna]

The Title of this video is just plain misleading,there is nothing evil on this video.

Have a Blessed Day !

[Andy1000K]

@montsyblackmadonna = Brain Washed Fred Phelps Zombie. If you hate Freddy (the child abuser) Phelps, you hate the pathetic montsyblackmadonna.

[Annie1962]

I hate you but you will be forgiven if you dub this with your own song...

[otur1]

Gargamel after transformation.... The YELLOW  SMURF !!

[wavtracks]

WHAT A STUPID FAT YELLOW CUNT

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

This guy thinks he's the greatest thing since Big Bird, I guess.

Giving the benefit of the doubt, they must have paid this audience lots of money to endure this...........but we all know better.

They're brainwashed dumb.

[SAUNDERSacts2618]

@BrightStaroftheDawn This was altered!

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

@SAUNDERSacts2618

There is enough evidence showing that this is as real as real can be.

The guy is doing impressions of a singing baby.

There's about 10 or more songs on the YT.

I wonder what asylum he's in....lol

[lek844]

Dave, I'm afraid. My mind is going. Dave, I'm aaffrraaid.  MMMMiiiinnnddd ggggggooo . . . .

[SteffenAK]

Looks like the lord has some catching up to do with this one, like for example letting him get hit by a cargo truck and surviving, only to die a slow and painful death from a post op. infection.

[Primalxbeast]

Everybody needs to give this video 1 star. Maybe if it gets a low enough rating, we can save others from the same horrible fate we just endured.

[Primalxbeast]

O.o Even with the warning, I think I still have a case for psychological damage.

[thefriendsociety]

this is pretty bizarre?

[LordLegless]

HOW DOES THIS EXIST!?

Honestly, fuckery like this is one of the primary reasons I'm not Christian anymore.

[PlanetBongoSan]

wonder what some of those genocidal old testament passages would sound like read by this shining paragon

[PlanetBongoSan]

oh ... fuck.... you warned me, you did... and i thought, hey, i can take it.... fuck... help .. make it stop... oh lordy

[roudy1689]

forget the faith bashing, i can't imagine any type of audience this could possibly appeal to. it's just so stupid, little kids wouldn't understand it, and adults are contemplating self mutilation

[RichardRoy2]

Aaah! Ok, Jim. Never mind. I don't think I'd be able to listen to the old intro with that squeeky voice reminding me of this any more. It was cute before, now it's frightening. Looks like Lil Markie isn't so Lil, but he does look like he was marked as teritory.

[montsyblackmadonna]

lil Markie is a blessing from God to America !

Does anybody know where I can buy his cds,

to play in sunday school for the children.

This is very inspirational.

God is working powerful miracles through Lil Markie.

Ban gay marriage now !

Have a most blessed and holy day !

[WackbagChaos]

He reminds me of Frank Caliendo only alot more gay and retarded

[reclusivesage]

Well I'm afraid of this man. Is that what "fearfully made" means?

[DeathBringer769]

The main song was bad enough.. but the ending made me cringe.

[cristop5]

So there are still castratos.

[SmilingSkeptic]

Ohhh, he's working on ya alright, bud...

[keyboardplaya]

Wouldn't it be funny if there was someone squatting on a platform above him, and they took a massive #3 on him when he says "I love the holy Bible..."?

[maggiemadonna]

WHAT THE SHIT!!??!?!

[wackyaction]

Why God, Why

[mykindom666]

What a way to brainwash kids. Have a walking shitfest-of-a-mullet lemonshirt wearing fuck who must have been bunched in the cock by mike tyson sing about bullshit. Nice

[revolution878787]

the end is the best part he forgets the words lol

[Bowarcher]

what is this i dont even

[lurch321]

Does this guy have his nuts in a vise?

[hollyfromdallas]

LOL!!!!

[ifoxfirei]

"Don't miss the Lil' Markie revival concert, Live every Sunday, at the Littleton State Hospital for the Criminally Insane!"

[DDRpwnerer]

The sun and the urf

[AntiChristAntiFail]

I don't think the warning was strong enough.

I can feel my individual cells crying.

[quietdisdain]

4:03 sounds a little like Eric Cartman

[SpiritKnob]

I want to get this guy to sing heavy metal songs at a family gathering. Anyone got an email address?

[gameshowluvr86]

Check out his mullet!! Who the hell does he think he is? 1987 Markie Post?

[MMA]

If he so enjoys talking and singing in funny voices, he should become a voice actor, instead of tormenting those people with his idiocy.

[Gecsrae]

why does everyone not convert to christianity after hearing this? there is no way mortal man could create such a thing.

[DDRpwnerer]

But a chipmunk certainly could, right? Or does it have to be omniscient? ;)

[oblufire]

I can take this song one of two ways. Well I can take it more ways but one or two worthy for discussion. 1: God is still working on me? Hmm this begs the question God is all knowing and can do anything. Why can't he get me right the first time around? Second way I can take this God is actually quite disturbing. How hard does he kick himself in the junk to get ready for the show?

[BrianTheGoldfish]

If I didn't know he was serious I'd view this as a chilling story showcasing the complete emotional breakdown of a lonely man-child. Once he pulls out the Bible, the music stops and he starts singing (even more) incoherently, everything that follows just seems impossible to interpret any other way.

[grindstonejournal]

did it really have to go on so long? ... did I really have to watch the whole thing?

[noelplum99]

i have about 50 minutes of this shit, the full concert on my hard drive hehe!!

[LambieSinClair]

AHHHH!!!!! KILL IT !!!!!!!

[godtomen]

this guy looks like yokeup

[67675656565655656565]

he looks the golfer john daly

[JToomer]

LOL

[apostacliptic]

Omigawd, a giant pustular eunuch backed up by Born Again Chipmunks!

[optiuum67]

jesus wept

[DivinefireNeath]

*Whimper*

[sweatytoothmadman]

What did we do to you?

[5quintessential5]

omg this guy is a shame to humanity .that big yellow marshmellow

[NotJames1]

Since you said this video is not suitable for people under or over the age of 18. Does that mean 18 year olds can view it?

[noelplum99]

Yes, but only for the split second you turn 18: 18 years and one second and it starts getting risky again!!

[ThisisStickman]

you know this guy was employed by the guards in guantanamo.

[Brenaim]

I can't stop laughing

[phaexus]

Epic :oD

[GnosticAtheist]

The funny part is that this video is so lowly rated. People, noelplum99 is just doing a public service by showing us all that Satan actually exists. Be greatfull ya'all!

[noelplum99]

it was votebotted m8

[GnosticAtheist]

Ah, allah ohakbar, that makes sense. Here I thought people went all retarded on your ass. ;)

[gorypleasure]

Dear... dear fucking christ. I won't sleep tonight.

[Rasayana85]

Reminds me of BadgerBadger =P

[naughtypagan72]

Thanks for giving me nightmares :p

[creamsykle]

OMG, how can the people in the audience not laugh out loud!

[WolfSyndrome]

I remember that song from when I was a kid. THIS DUDE IS SCARY!

[PathofReason]

wow, this is just insane. I mean he doesn't even use puppets or cartoons or anything. Religion is insane.

[greaser1952]

my girlfriend loves when i talk to her like that when we fuck...is that wierd

[WolfSyndrome]

depends...does she sing "he's still workin' on me" ;-)

[hollyfromdallas]

Now that's the stuff of nightmares. Like Chuckie the murdering doll after he got jesus.

[Widgetas]

What the feck?

[67675656565655656565]

shit i didnt know john daly had a brother

[grenangle]

Yikes Glad my folks were heathens.

[quietdisdain]

2:40 Jizz in my pants

[AntiSkill42]

Now I do want to kill myself...

I had been warned... why didn't I listen...

[siegfried182005]

funny and disturbing in the same time

[Chill197]

It reminds me of art singing when the bad guys start singing "Jesus loves me this I know for the bible tells me so"

[Chill197]

I men to say reminds of Bioshock

[vibrant151]

Thank You! I hope are SATISFIED with yourself! You godless heathen(spelled like heath bar i don't know)

You made me piss myself!

Not a lot;...... just a trikle.

Just enough so as to need to change my shorts(the grammer police are gunna wateboaud me for that one) .

Oh fuck it !they'll dry on the rack

[flamablesteve]

Is that his real voice or was this audio modified?

[gasgas270]

I don't consider myself a violent or vindictive man....but with this guy...how about we strip him naked....wrap him in chicken wire then cut off all the bits that protrude ...then dip him in salt....I'm not proud of thinking this but surely it is the only way to stop him ever doing this again....oh and smash his face in with a shovel.....is that too wrong?

[FalleJr]

Actually that is wrong. But I can relate to what you're feeling, we're all traumatised by this.

[KeithIsPissedOffabiX]

Oh my., this is worse than barney the purple dinoweirdo lol...madness.

[greaser1952]

HOLY FUCK! I dont know where to begin..

[breger91]

I don't know about the rest of you but I actually quite enjoyed it...

[bimblinghill]

Jesus Malcolm fucking Christ! I'd rather be waterboarded than watch that again.

It's like the fat offspring of Joe Pasquale and Keith Chegwin. Have I inadvertantly dropped a tab of acid?

[joel1923]

The Church members in this video are the kind of people that voted for G.W. Bush twice. These are the same people who give Dick Cheney a positive approval rating :(

[rod31808]

i dont know which is more disturbing, the fact he's not using a puppet for the childs voice, or that he is singing to a room full of adults

[Servant0fSteel]

Wow..few thing shock me...Seriously :I...but THAT is the most horrifying thing Ive ever seen! WTH!??

[NotJames1]

I give you a 5 stars.

*****

There you go

[ravenslaves]

Doing this to people just isn't right Mr. Noelplumb.

No matter how much you warn them, it can't prepare them for the yellow horror that awaits.

Now I get to go to bed with this image stuck in my head.

This is why people drink, you know.

[thegyger]

shit... I made the mistake of watching this late at night and now I can't sleep 8[ [

Christian will eat me...

can't sleep...

Christian will eat me...

can't sleep... : |

[Mazzerkhan]

It sounds like Orvil and Keith Harris on Crack. Fantastic.. and with that jumper and bodyshape God has his work cut out..

[djosephallen]

Noel......

Thank you for a weeks worth of nightmares:)

[charlesfloyb]

This video brings back the creationist view of the timeline of the earth and the universe, which they say was in 7 days. I just want to understand their position, and it's tough to understand because the sun is about 5 billion years old and has another 5 billion years left. So, from the creationist view, did God make the sun half way through it's life cycle? The sun will become a white dwarf star. We witness glow from these white dwarfs billions of years after they burned out.

[Ryan44567]

Noel, I appreciate the fact that you tried warning everyone before we suffered through this. I have to ask though, will you be refunding IQ points to those who have lost them after watching this?

[noelplum99]

Ryan, Ive generally scored very well on IQ tests (i passed the official mensa uk tests quite easily a decade or so ago) but just recently I tried a few puzzles someone brought in at work and I have to say I'm not so sure I have any spare IQ points I could hand out anymore given my bloody abysmal performance hehe!

[lolol801]

Omg i want to punch a baby after listening to the first few seconds! I'm suprised anyone can watch this whole video. torture.

[Ryan44567]

is that his real voice? This guy probably sings this to himself every night to help him look in the mirror the next morning

[DDRpwnerer]

What's the song at the beginning? Sounds like Tangerine Dream... haha.

[ilikezappa]

The guys name is Rowan Williams , and he is currently the Archbishop of Canterbury

[mattblackcat]

Harmonisers were NOT invented for this purpose

[dofane]

isn't this normal for the USA?

[rja125]

oh yeah, there's no gerbil up his ass.

[samuraiali]

It wouldn't be the same without the awful facial expressions and hand gestures

[gudfaren]

This.....hurts...............!­

[ravenousbolla]

Blllaaarrrgghhhhlllllfffffffff­pppppssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!­!! MY BRAAAIINN!!!

[4G3NTanon]

God said "I give up, I cannot fix this. It's been a real long millenia. And I'm tired."

:) :) :)

[pallevader]

This is without a doubt Jesus' second coming!

[OriginalSin42K]

only jesus could see good in that jumper!

[nasdastrovia]

completely out of their minds...

[YellowFever1337]

Is this guy fucking serious..

[vivthefree]

It seems God has a long way to go with this one.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

Disregarding your warning I thought "I'm an adult, I can take it".

I should have taken heed of your warnings. Now I feel emotionally scarred.

[fatandim]

How can anyone call themselves a Christian after making their kids suffer through this?

[Domzdream]

ha ha. Yeah. BAd huh?

[Musiccalculater]

fucking lmao!

[ScouseCaspaXS]

What. The. Fuck?

[dietweed]

.....

[cheetmeister]

omg i listen to it yesterday and i just found my self whistling this tune :O

[STRYKER7191]

What da fuck!?

[charlesfloyb]

He says he loves the bible, yet he's fumbling all over the place trying to find a certain selection. And he never actually locates that selection, lol. Then he gives up looking for it, starts singing, "Jesus loves the little humans, all the little humans on the earth". But then he forgets what he's going to say. Sheesh, the dude needs to get it together.

[tomte47]

Okay this video is an argument for God, there is no way natural selection can produce something like that !

[rnistuk]

Yep', that's a a paddlin'.

[KeezeeD]

Ugh

[woodsweb]

This is satire, right?....RIGHT???

Or is this something like christian Disneyland?

I never thought I would say this ever, but can I have Lord Shawn Of Bullshit back, please?

;-)

[SharpesAccomplice]

The sad thing is, I don't think it's satire!

[ralphenstein]

Does anyone have a hammer?

[RadarKat73080]

Why are so many Xians so fat? lol

[per50n]

Ow, that hurt my brain.

He's like a yellow version of Violet from the old Willy Wonka. Man, god really needs to get off his ass and let the helium out of that guy

[SkepticsClaw]

My will to live.... gone!

[Atheistprimate]

You just know this guy pulls all the hot chicks.

Ok maybe not.

[TheAtheistPaladin]

Oh... my... science..... O.o

[Musiccalculater]

.............. O.o

[surfcottage]

He is too pale to wear this shade of  yellow

[c0pp3rf3ild]

well this was an...

odd video

[WillSKB88]

My head hurts and I've just wasted 5 minutes of my existence...

[5quintessential5]

this is so CREEPY

[KholdSeraph89]

This makes me want to die. o_o

[allertonoff2]

evangelical creationism in a nutshell, Priceless ! =]

[theoriginalSkooby]

I'm sending you my Psychiatry bill for this.

[loslobo62]

Thanks for sharing that disturbing image

[andyhoov]

Some one call an exorcist, thisguy is obviously possessed!

[BMS1974]

Even my 12yr old daughter agrees this guy is a creep, and asks if he has mental problems ;-)

[BMS1974]

I don't know which is worse, 'hell and brimstone', or this 'sickly, sweet' retarded nonsense?

[BoneySkylord]

At last!

The Gospel according to the Teletubbies.

(Serving suggestion: Set up your computer with a projector and stereo headphones. Stick some cigarette papers together and wrap them round whatever. Smoke. Inhale deeply. Insert ultra-absorbant pad in your underpants. Click on play. Keep a bucket within reach.)

[0rsbore]

What the....?

[GriffinPilgrim]

I need thearpy. Or a sledgehammer. I'm not fussed which.

[neoclassicism]

That is just deeply disturbing.

[bloodyrediron]

Something came to mind a minuet ago, how did he learn he could do that... I can think of two possibilities

1. He sat down to fast and inadvertantly castrated himself.

2. Talking to kids "do you want to come to my Special play room, don't forget a change of clothes"

[NotJames1]

I actually think this is a nice song

[leicaholt]

this is so excruciating my ass tensed up lol

[iamtwisted1]

NAW!! he's not crazy at all, that's perfectly natural behavior. WTF??? I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. *hahaha*

[TordGrip]

John Daly has really let himself go

[TordGrip]

This video needs renaming to "Giant Yellow Singing Mouse sporting a Mullet"

Good find Jim, there;s something for venomfang to plagiar...........erm......... I mean aspire to ;-)

[livethoughts]

Oh man I think if there is a hell they must be playing this non-stop

[Erajormaa]

..my god! KILL IT WITH FIRE! NAOW!

[StanMarsh1]

What the fuck was that?

[kyleptty]

I couldn't handle it*covers ears *

[kff]

God is clearly working him. He is yet to tack on his bollocks.

[TordGrip]

five stars for that one

[LtShock]

I think god actually stopped working on him. He gave up, hahaha! And he gave up on crippled people and malformed babies. How loving is god.

[Earache92]

If he only took a week to make 'the sun & the earth and jupiter and mars' why does he spend so long 'working' on individual people? And if he's still working on that singer he's making a complete arse of it. So there's God's omnipotence and perfection out the window for starters...

[TordGrip]

I think there's a typo in the Bible, he's not omnipotent, he's omnincompetant.