HOTTEST MAN ON THE WEB! (11/11/09-252)

[roguekiller23231]

Malachi's chest looks like Africa!

[wildredrose99]

cutest girls ever!!!!!!!! Aww they grow up so faaast

[BieberFan698]

CFF

[Shani2056]

OMG SHAY you look so different now !!!!!!!

[andreeaweed]

cute dog

[saraclarke20]

Also Kassam G , Has To Be Gay Like Brett The iNtern <3

[saraclarke20]

Shay You Make A Wonderful Woman <3

[SasaSmartie]

Derek,Rawn, and Shay all look like drag queensw LOL!

[ridonkeykongulous]

can't stop looking at shay's makeup O.o

[bibian011]

Aww bt <3

[MyVlogsFoo]

only 251 more to go till i did it! :D

[dirtywaterisdumb]

babytard turns around immediately without question. awesome.

[mjisawesomerip]

Goodnight to you to

[chocodoggy1]

Hey ShayCarl,

You are funny! Man, I love the stuff you do with your Dog when you put a voice to him and act like he is talking, your Dog is so cute! Just want to comment and let you know, I like your videos and you have an awesome family, your always all having so much fun together. I just love watching you interact with them. By the way, ShayCarl, How do you always stay in such a good mood? Your always so happy and full of energy, it puts me in a better mood. Keep it up. Thomas Jasperson TJ

[12icey34]

awwwww babytard :) wayy too cute lol

[SALK61]

At first I thought the baby at 0:30 was rocktard..but then I remembered he wasint born yet..

[PurplexGreenxx]

It ZOEY, THEN MARLEY Shay! Sheesh!

[ItsBrittanyyBeach]

@PurplexGreenxx in the newer intro it is zoey then marley, but back in 2009 it was marley and zoey :D

[PurplexGreenxx]

@ItsBrittanyyBeach Oh. Oops. (I only started watching CTFxC like 2 months ago.)

[TheJellypoo]

one time i said to my sister i watch this family called shaytards she is like why r they called shaytards i said becuz shay likes to where unitards and then she gives me this look and i am like what she is like really they are just stupid that is the last time i spoke to my sister

[tigerluver43]

i LOVE the Malachi voice

[BreannaRawrZVidz]

Shay ; Can You Offically Be My Dad? ;D

[HairyHolbytla]

at 0:40 Did he say "baby tart" or "baby tard"??? :D

[garrycruickshank]

here its day time

[kelly101433]

i love when shay makes of voice of malachi it sounds as if its really him like that voice goes with him that boring mr rogers voice

[GiovanniRose277]

shaycarl, you are the hottest woman EVER!!! lol

[KnG1Dakota]

Creepy ending

[kailrockson]

ummm @4:06-4:10 .. ahah the guy at the guy at the bottom of the video waving ! ahah

[jzeman01]

rawn she be Rhonda. Shay should be Shayna and KassemG should be KassemD like Cassidy lol love it ttyl

[Plutonianka]

i think malachi is better then babytard

[CELC1989]

I used to do the SAME thing as Babytard but with my stuffed animals, I thought that if I slept with one, the others would be sad, so I put them all over my bed! But I also thought they protected me from monsters, so having my bed covered in them meant that the monster couldnt get to me! I was a genius :)

[supermonkeygirl33]

@CELC1989 me tooooo!!!!!!!!

[CELC1989]

@supermonkeygirl33 good, I'm glad I'm not the only weird one haha

[supermonkeygirl33]

@CELC1989 ohh trust me your not! i had so many that there was no room for me!! then my mom put them all in a toy chest and i would visit them everyday cuz i thought they would miss me!! lol!:D

[372monkey]

1:00 maichi's ear WTF?!??!

[jenniwitt03]

You may not say "goodnight" in your videos but you DO say "love you guys" a lot, which is sweet and totally makes up for not saying goodnight! :) You & you're family are freakin amazing <3

[beebnmeem]

I love how Malachi's ear is always flipped up like a lil radar! So cute! I want a Great Dane! :( I have a poodle, lol he's actually a Bechon, no one looks intimidating walking a small poodle-like doggy.

[TheBlach2]

Babytard is so funny



[angelaanddaniel]

OMG ron would be a hot chick hahahah

[LightTracks]

Lol at Sontard blowing Shay a kiss. It was so cute how Babytard piled up her toys by her bed!

[michelleeez]

rawn looks good as a girl!

[chocolatemonkey009]

There are two kinds of Tards in the world , Shaytards and retards.

[MsRawr33]

Rawn looks natural for a girl. LOLOLOL

[SonicthePenguin25]

I love Malachi :D he needs his own channel :)

[tacosrule17]

for a while there when malachi was "talking" i forgot that shay was doing the voice :D

[ZekaDangerous]

lol does any1 here Mommytard sing bad romance @ 6:16

[EpicLucas]

@ZekaDangerous No but I hear her singing bad romance?

[thecandylover098]

u should shaveeeee omg

[babysis45]

Shay, ur videos r the best and babytard is so cute when she is sleeping

[xsfxing]

omg i love jenna!!

[ShayTardisawsomeman]

yea mommytard i was looking at that but didn't wanna tell shay but i didnt want to be rude so yea.....

[TehNoodleV2]

it is in irish

[jroot77]

i love how malachi's ears are always flopped over his head...so cute

[xomgitsme11]

i used to stack books under my pillow!

[TheZachattack77]

I don't think I'll ever look at Shay the same way ever again. (Pulling his man card)

[MrWow12347]

152 people are HATERS

[LiLAngel1622]

It seems like Shay knows exactly what's going on in Malachi's head all the time

[iivarb]

Your eyes look so much like Logan's in this video :O

[TheGuitarTuber]

3:46 i have 2 pho-toes in my hand lol

[hertzdoughnut500]

I think the fact that Shay still has makeup on after the shoot is hilarous!!!

[Hauntice]

It's funny because Shay actually suits that look.

[0MissElizabeth0]

"izzzzinnnfinadundata- indecision cuz the internet killed television!"

[mrsbiebergirlxx]

i love when Shay does the voice for Malachi so funny

[noxtan13]

I like how the voice Shay gives for Malachi sounds like Eeyore.

[Newmoon079]

Thats on my bdAy

[PhoenixFranco1]

lol wow rawn looks pretty hot as a blonde

[o0demonchild0o]

this was made on my birthday :)

[guccigoddess131]

rawn looks just like a girl haha

[BEASTYMUZIK]

its a bearded chick! a bearded chick!

[noir0222]

chewbacka

[Boyslikegirls1995]

do you watch big brother?? if not its on wensday,thursday,andsunday.

[wamby1985]

Is it me or did Shay sound like Kermit in the beginning? lol

[Shheenuhhh]

shay you look totally HOT as a girl. ;) HAHAHAAHAH totally -.-'

I'm not mad, but.. G'NIGHT!

[ipadboy100]

tell mommytard she is sexy

[TheBennyBenster]

funny at 1:36

[TravelBug1117]

hahaha awesome outro!

[alexstexs]

isn't she from that tv show accidentally on purpose that is so cool how did you get her she is pregnat in this video too !!!

[elizabeth19941000]

MOMMYTARD IS SINGING BAD ROMANCE AT 6:15 :)

[JesseyJamez911]

I think Rawn was the best looking one actually. He makes a half decent girl actually.

[purplemandy817]

the thumbnail was too funny lol

[matmct1]

love the ending lol

[ravenkikgirl]

Hey! Isn't the "Dharma" from the show Dharma and Greg?? I used to love watching that show! Now all I watch is Shay's vlogs, and I'm not complaining!

I <3 the Shaytards! =^ w ^=

[emilydc1123]

PDP

[sexyalex991]

hahahaha malachi's ear is on top of his head like a hat!

[boonhii]

boo princess tard almostfell but you cut it out.bad shay.

[mesuhlikemusic]

Rawn looks like an ugly chick..

[SmokeTreeAllDay]

is babytard old enough to be diagnosed for ocd yet?

[beastmuffin14]

omg CTFxC wasnt kidding when they said you could live in his beard

[Souran123]

shay for president!

[XLuckyCookieX]

i wish you where my daddy :D

[itzMarioable]

nvm.. 

[mikemullany]

i love how malichis 'voice' matches his expression almost perfectly

[itzMarioable]

Hey shes from a night at the roxbury!

[OhTaliaa]

The outro was hilarious " you can watch him on his channel, sme neh feh bleh. ... cuz the internet killed television.!"

[eliot468]

malichai always has his ear on top of his head

[mrkwonsony]

not necessarily. Shay calling himself the hottest man on the web would be a subjective opinion and people can agree or disagree. It doesn't qualify whether they are retarded dumbass or just a regular brain with not the same interest as you would have. But I do like and watch his vlogs.

[iSkyeVae]

@jeffii0621 no cussin :)

[madz3333]

@shaycarl when you watch old shaytard videos, do you remember that day? daily vlogs would be a good thing to do because you can go back and see EVERY day of your life. although if i did it, all it would be is my sitting in front of a computer.

[mailbox65]

jay from americas next top model

[marytheglueck23]

hiimrawn is hot as a girl!

[RaybRay89]

quinoa! i thought it was kin-o-wa. hahaha.

[xPwnBitch]

Rawn looks like Chris Crocker. *serious face*

[peacezzz3]

the dog looks soooooo pissed! lol

[nec0799]

the end is funny! haha

[22Natta22]

YOU'RE AWESOME !!

[The143547]

i love you gys ,kiss and hugs from GREECE

[Stefany181289]

lmao Rawn actually looks like a girl i knew from school.... xD

[mzmarn08]

LMAO i was gonna say you had eyeshadow on lolz

[aaaaaaanand]

you make for a pretty hot woman shay

[HoneysEffect]

love the end~ :P

[coffiecaremel]

my i ask one qustion.... do u love ur job?

[tenticalteeth]

5 stars for saying goodnight

[walkertongdee]

OMG man boobs

[walkertongdee]

I love when he yelled no fighting and the kids just smilled so cute...

[tieetwiey]

omg can u tell shane and kassem im their biggest fan? please

i got their pictures and love them

[Edgardsuit]

Love the vid you also posted this video on my birthday

[chaillev]

i=omg i love kassem

[chaillev]

my fav vid i cant ever stop lauf=ghi no mater how many times i watch it

[tenaj004]

OMG sexy ladies :)

[LiTtLeMiSsGiGgLeS104]

lol malachi's ear is on his head... and if he could talk thats probably exactly how he would sound!

[darko123456]

You have a great family.

[Springfairy92]

You do very weird things like dressed like a woman. Though it is your job thing or sth.. I dunno.. :D Anyway men in finland would never do that! :D If they aren't some freak gays.. o.o ANYWAY.. You rock shay!♥

[702Krystal]

you have very nice teeth.

[Rachaelrules123]

charels charels trippy with Zoey,Marley and his fiance Alli watch him on his channel avoid the indecion cause the internet killed television

[45CaliberKid]

keenwa?

[Robinnjensen15]

´´daddy s going to work to dress up like a women´´

[yeaaboiikAss]

ENDING IS JUST LOL.

[chaillev]

I LOVE KASSEM

[chaillev]

was that rawn that was in the red and black dress lol

[chaillev]

the internet delffinately killed television

[chaillev]

nice eyeshadow shay

[chaillev]

youre like edison

[chaillev]

propel yourself

[wp4866]

what's with the dog's ear?

[Vanillaface95]

lol i died laughing at the end

[dantedoomsday]

i thought the ending was funny

[wikipily]

hahahahha...love this episode.....you should put episodes where yur dog is speaking....please make more like this......P.S. yer numbuh 1 fan!!

[dreamerjs]

I was gonna say the mascera made your lashes look nicer somehow....

So funny that Babytard loves books and brings everything to bed!

[mrKANEandLYNCH]

shays awsome

[ndnavi50]

ho la ri ous

[90210MFG]

6:15

lol mommy tard humming lady gaga wow.

[90210MFG]

your dog is so cute this is the first time i've seen his face and his eyes are so adorable.

[Doomguyking]

lol bearded woman XD

[maggarita2019]

Hey now. This is some mother's son.

[maggarita2019]

r u sure about that

[missumileycyrus]

3:12 all them have cameras ' they say oh oh oh oh ' Favorite part

[XxLiinaaxX]

shay is like the coolest dad everr :D

[laaabousss777]

i realy like that fat guy

[MEGGiiEExo]

THere's a kid named malichi on are you smarter than a 5th grader, i always think of you guys :)

[spiderman9944]

will he ever eat stake again

[MaisYeahSha]

ahh mommytard singing lady gaga!

:DD

[toodles29801]

Funny, again. :D It never fails!

And question: Where do you work? o.O

[cazyblood3]

they act so fake

[Cookie1133]

haha... daddy's going to work to dress like a woman...

[CarlxCor]

man i love when he speaks as the dog xD its so funny

[PacoTacoCommentaries]

Shay looks like the hooker at the end of the street.

[wooeydude723]

babytards sleeping position is hilarious

[ebayporn123]

lisa grabbing boobys ^.- must see more.

[yehitsme898]

hahahaha malachi ear on his head looks like a beret lol

[ballisticworld]

I love the way you make malichis voice, it matches him perfectly.

[g12r34a56n78t90]

You posted this on my birthday i am so happy!!!!!!!!! Oh and loopieZ their dog is malichi :] your awsome shay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoopieZ]

What's their dog's name, Malakyte?

[bazookajoesmix]

nice vids shay!,..

[ibrahimam]

4:09 omg

[Hatsumi92]

i find "The Stations" no vlogging in certain rooms a bit silly, i mean it's just a place where youtube partners make videos together. it's not exactly a hollywood movie project isnt it. but thats just what i think.

[SkarzieChannel]

i love the trippy reference.

[zxcvbnm5218]

lol stop at 2:22

[att3sor]

LOL @ the end. Charles Trippy and you are the best!!Oh, and here are the entire lyrics for his outro:

He's charles! Charles Trippy! With Marley, Zoey and his fiancee Alli! You can watch him on his channel, avoid the indecision, cause the internet killed television!