algore was bill clinton's walking, living, breathing bullet proof vest. nodody was going to remove slick wille as long as he was next in line. the senators all knew what a nutbll he is and that is why they didn't impeach clinton. thank God for them never letting this buffoon be in control of the big dangerous exploding things.
I could listen to this all day, especially on this insipid Earth Day. I heard it on the radio the first time I was laughing so hard I was crying while in my car. YOU are the tool Gore
@crazymaulz1 This is a case of, Do as I say, not as I do. Al, and the other elitist, will continue to live in their four mansions and fly on private jets and run up electric bills 20X of the rest of us. They have no intension of stopping their life styles to save the planet. Of course these people will kill off billions of humans that can not be supported with green farming will not include them selves on that list. The rest of us, the great unwashed, to them, will have to live in caves
you know Al Gore is a shill right? buy these "green" prodcuts so you can feel less guilty about fuckin the earth up. global warming isnt caused by our cars...realize that. truth is people who actually try to "go gree" people who start living off the grid get harassed by the very government that Al Whore is a part of...FUCK YOU MR GORE.
You know, I'm always conscious of the possibility that Gore and his followers are correct, and that they'll have the last laugh.
But then with the affirmation of evidence, and the exaggeration of his claims, I remain confident that we of reason shall have the last triumphant cackle!
@maxneu I was blown away by what you said and the stupidity of it all so i had to respond. I admit after looking at my comment now it was grammatically inaccurate and that comma should have been a question mark.
Maybe I could have been a little more clear, but any non-retard/troll can understand the meaning of my first comment. I was referring to yscottyb's comment which suggests that a man freezing to death in Miami is evidence against global warming. Global warming is not going to roast us all to death, it is going to alter the weather patterns.
@maxneu Your wrong anyway, what you're thinking of is 'Climate Change' and that is total bullshit because no matter which way the temperature goes libtards can say 'Look we were right!' In the 70's it was 'By the year 2000 65% of the earth will be one solid sheet of ice' now it's by 2014 we will all be cooked alive, i can't wait for it to switch back again.
Yes, climate change is caused by global warming. It was happening in the seventies too. It's not like the issue just disappears because someone hadn't hit the nail exactly on the head. The fact is we are seeing hard evidence that the climate is changing and all signs point to man made causes. I don't see why it has to be a political thing. Why not just start being responsible instead of trashing the planet?
@maxneu Then whats the difference between "Climate Change" and "Global Warming?" Theres also evidence that that temperatures on Mars are changing, bet it's all those SUV's they drive. Look up Climategate. Just because someone doesn't buy into Climate Change doesn't mean they hate the Earth. I think Global Warming is all a hoax but i also try not to litter, and I do stuff like pick up trash. I also think that we should start using more renewable resources in addition to fossil fuels.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.
lmao @ al gore. what a joke of the day. i don't think his voice would work good with autotune but maybe some reverb. hey al i think your poem would much funnier if you took your poem and use your tool to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG this is the hardest Ive laughed about something in a long time! I am in tears hahahahaha Al Gore is so ridiculous I cant believe he even ran for president what a slobbering lying scheming hypocritical yuppie socialist 35mansion living Led Zeppelin gulf stream flying freezing his ass off in Copenhagen dirt bag capitalist pig posing as a concerned socialist! hahahahaha what a rube!
was this poem funded by our tax dollars too? I wath thoe glad to her that in your voithe. what a bunch of homo's....Good for al though.... if he can convince enough dumb people to believe him then he will have accomplished his goal. I now know how someone like Hitler could have come to power.....It's all about the presentation
At first, I thought he was saying "A floating condem disappears" - then I realized he was saying "continent"! Well, Glenn Beck ends up crying again - by laughing hysterically!!!!!!
Don't you get it? Goracle IS the shepherd AND the tool/s. Goracle is not limited to being only one being or thing at any one time.
Only the sheep, yes.......us, human beings, are limited to being one earth-destroying-being.....being beings that need to be herded by the chosen ones.
Goracle will heal us and show us the tools........the tools of his multiple omnipotent selfs.
Where be the tools that I need to slay the planet killer? for I am the chosen one who shall stave off the warming!
btw...don't trees need CO2 to respirate? Somewhere in my BIOCHEM degree I seem to remember that Bah who cares about reality, right? kill the trees and screw us all at the same time, too Fake jobs ftw!
If these morons had their way 100% there wouldn't be a single plant on earth or us-ever think of that tree-huggers? Shows you what tools they and you are.
I heard this today while driving, i was laughing so freakin hard.!!! al gore is the worst. thank you for having it on the net so i can listen to it again and again. i was hopeing to find this.
William Shatner should do a dramatic reading ol Algore's poem to music!
thermionic1234567 3 weeks ago
Somehow I suspect The Evil Algore stole his poem from The Doors' "Horse Lattitudes" in one way or another.
thermionic1234567 3 weeks ago
Al Gore's poem: "the worst moment of anything I've ever heard"
jeffs1000 2 months ago
al gore is a dumbass.
tinywhore69 4 months ago
al gore is a dumbass.
tinywhore69 4 months ago
lmao...I'd forgotten about the horse pap smears...lmfao....
tisw 6 months ago
Can you please make this into a ring tone! Hilarious!
rowni81 7 months ago
lmao...horsie MRIs....
tisw 9 months ago
Cantina music, yey.
itsuki51 10 months ago
Nice...
ansononline 11 months ago
Nice...
ansononline 11 months ago
@nomadnametab
Bahaha!! I never thought of it that way. I could listen to this all day. Al hasn't got a clue what he's talking about.
MrRedskeleton 1 year ago
omg...I remember hearing this on the radio as it aired!...I was busting a gut...Pat is so dead on with the SUV Al Gore impressions...
oldsk8r 1 year ago
algore was bill clinton's walking, living, breathing bullet proof vest. nodody was going to remove slick wille as long as he was next in line. the senators all knew what a nutbll he is and that is why they didn't impeach clinton. thank God for them never letting this buffoon be in control of the big dangerous exploding things.
nomadnametab 1 year ago
@nomadnametab Man, that makes a whole lot of sense....
ImForwardlook 1 year ago
lol oh my gosh thtat kills me!!
sevensilverlinings 1 year ago
he sounds like Mayor Adam West in family guy
Alcapwned88 1 year ago
Thanks for the laughs, man. You're the best!
TrumanPolly 1 year ago
If anyone is old enough to remember this-I think that Al Gore is actually Captain Planet.
grantmaster13 1 year ago
this is fucking hilarious. LOL
strumm76 1 year ago
i love when pat asks glenn if he is crying. so funny.
shabadoooo12345 1 year ago
I could listen to this all day, especially on this insipid Earth Day. I heard it on the radio the first time I was laughing so hard I was crying while in my car. YOU are the tool Gore
danidanibobani 1 year ago
al gore deserves to stand trial for his raping of the English language.
perhaps he can share a cell with manbearpig.
alexseyev 1 year ago 3
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Al gore is a master, hes so true we need to stop greenhouse gasses!
crazymaulz1 2 years ago
@crazymaulz1 This is a case of, Do as I say, not as I do. Al, and the other elitist, will continue to live in their four mansions and fly on private jets and run up electric bills 20X of the rest of us. They have no intension of stopping their life styles to save the planet. Of course these people will kill off billions of humans that can not be supported with green farming will not include them selves on that list. The rest of us, the great unwashed, to them, will have to live in caves
cupera1 2 years ago 3
oh and MANBEARPIG!
DoctorSess 2 years ago
you know Al Gore is a shill right? buy these "green" prodcuts so you can feel less guilty about fuckin the earth up. global warming isnt caused by our cars...realize that. truth is people who actually try to "go gree" people who start living off the grid get harassed by the very government that Al Whore is a part of...FUCK YOU MR GORE.
DoctorSess 2 years ago 3
You know, I'm always conscious of the possibility that Gore and his followers are correct, and that they'll have the last laugh.
But then with the affirmation of evidence, and the exaggeration of his claims, I remain confident that we of reason shall have the last triumphant cackle!
yourass117 2 years ago 5
here is your tool: Al Gore
Roachenator 2 years ago 6
I can,t stop crying
from laughing.
throwshoesatobama 2 years ago 6
Mid night sun??
DevastatorsPissed1 2 years ago 2
only in a liberal world
Roachenator 2 years ago
yea for the sheep
kderules 2 years ago
al is the sheperd
hobgoblinlkjfdsa 2 years ago
al gore is a liar.. this crook should be in jail
shootermcgaven2 2 years ago 3
"Who's placing the kindling? Who would do that?"
Hilarious bit!
wakrazykat 2 years ago
New record low in Key West, Florida - yep, it's global warming.
trinketbox1 2 years ago
and a man froze to death in Miami. All that global warming, indeed.
yoscottyb 2 years ago
@yoscottyb
Please tell me you're joking. Global warming doesn't mean that the weather gets warmer, it means weather patterns change.
maxneu 2 years ago
@maxneu Global WARMING means the Earth doesn't get warmer, sir look up the definition of warming.
toastertown6 1 year ago
@toastertown6
What the hell did you just say?
maxneu 1 year ago
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toastertown6 1 year ago
@maxneu I was blown away by what you said and the stupidity of it all so i had to respond. I admit after looking at my comment now it was grammatically inaccurate and that comma should have been a question mark.
toastertown6 1 year ago
@toastertown6
Maybe I could have been a little more clear, but any non-retard/troll can understand the meaning of my first comment. I was referring to yscottyb's comment which suggests that a man freezing to death in Miami is evidence against global warming. Global warming is not going to roast us all to death, it is going to alter the weather patterns.
maxneu 1 year ago
@maxneu Your wrong anyway, what you're thinking of is 'Climate Change' and that is total bullshit because no matter which way the temperature goes libtards can say 'Look we were right!' In the 70's it was 'By the year 2000 65% of the earth will be one solid sheet of ice' now it's by 2014 we will all be cooked alive, i can't wait for it to switch back again.
toastertown6 1 year ago
@toastertown6
Yes, climate change is caused by global warming. It was happening in the seventies too. It's not like the issue just disappears because someone hadn't hit the nail exactly on the head. The fact is we are seeing hard evidence that the climate is changing and all signs point to man made causes. I don't see why it has to be a political thing. Why not just start being responsible instead of trashing the planet?
maxneu 1 year ago
@maxneu Then whats the difference between "Climate Change" and "Global Warming?" Theres also evidence that that temperatures on Mars are changing, bet it's all those SUV's they drive. Look up Climategate. Just because someone doesn't buy into Climate Change doesn't mean they hate the Earth. I think Global Warming is all a hoax but i also try not to litter, and I do stuff like pick up trash. I also think that we should start using more renewable resources in addition to fossil fuels.
toastertown6 1 year ago
ringle41 2 years ago
Great tune.
Eulogy68 2 years ago
Does a toolbox come with the tools? Hope it isn't plastic, wouldn't want it to melt in the sun. What a great way to get a laugh when you wake up.
hiponbass 2 years ago
FREAKING AWESOME
Pat and Stu's humor really make the show.
McSpork830 2 years ago
Al is a tool. This is hilarious.
kittenlover97 2 years ago
Al is a seriously deranged man.
flagwaver1969 2 years ago
funny stuff
haneymc 2 years ago
too many canadians!
bugsbillygoat 2 years ago
Heard this on the radio driving, almost ran off the road. GLENN ROCKS! Al Stinks!
jimtypes 2 years ago 3
the horthsey should be free :)
cod4surfer 2 years ago
Thanks for accepting my video response. I figured it would be right up your alley.
FadingLight 2 years ago
glenn + stu + pat = GOLD
rosewaning 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pirate1014 2 years ago
la ug hing sooo hard can0not type!
LordAtrocities 2 years ago
lmao @ al gore. what a joke of the day. i don't think his voice would work good with autotune but maybe some reverb. hey al i think your poem would much funnier if you took your poem and use your tool to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
chazdaspazman 2 years ago
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life!!! Al Gore IS a TOOL!! He should be very embarrassed!!!
jeffs1000 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG this is the hardest Ive laughed about something in a long time! I am in tears hahahahaha Al Gore is so ridiculous I cant believe he even ran for president what a slobbering lying scheming hypocritical yuppie socialist 35mansion living Led Zeppelin gulf stream flying freezing his ass off in Copenhagen dirt bag capitalist pig posing as a concerned socialist! hahahahaha what a rube!
DourCynic1 2 years ago 3
PUUUUUKE! Thanks Al, now I can use your poem as a vomit-enducing device.
ReverendIronside 2 years ago
was this poem funded by our tax dollars too? I wath thoe glad to her that in your voithe. what a bunch of homo's....Good for al though.... if he can convince enough dumb people to believe him then he will have accomplished his goal. I now know how someone like Hitler could have come to power.....It's all about the presentation
turmoil100 2 years ago
"These are your tooolz manbearpig, now go to work on the minds of the people".
ghostgate82 2 years ago
Beautiful prose by the high and mighty exalted overlord of the church of global warming.
JudyGurl 2 years ago 2
At first, I thought he was saying "A floating condem disappears" - then I realized he was saying "continent"! Well, Glenn Beck ends up crying again - by laughing hysterically!!!!!!
trinketbox1 2 years ago 3
Al Gore is a tool and a quack!!!
averagejoe0073 2 years ago 4
What are the unknown creatures, though? That scares me.
inkestia 2 years ago
Probably knomes, or unicorns.
darlena1956 2 years ago
Don't you get it? Goracle IS the shepherd AND the tool/s. Goracle is not limited to being only one being or thing at any one time.
Only the sheep, yes.......us, human beings, are limited to being one earth-destroying-being.....being beings that need to be herded by the chosen ones.
Goracle will heal us and show us the tools........the tools of his multiple omnipotent selfs.
Now put that to music.
antimarxism 2 years ago
Dudes, you are hilarious..I have tears in my eyes. Al Gore, the official "tool" of the world lol!
ImForwardlook 2 years ago 38
If there is any justice in this world Al Gore will freeze to death....
ImForwardlook 2 years ago 38
@ImForwardlook my god thats gold lmao.
num892118 1 year ago
@num892118 Thank you, thank you. It would only be gold if a 747 would empty its lavatories above him just before the freezing process....
ImForwardlook 1 year ago
lol "These are your tools"
Originalspark82V2 2 years ago 3
Oh my word. Pure comedy gold.
TheTerminatrix77 2 years ago 8
Manbearpig is REAL!
Ryan120420 2 years ago 2
You suck Gore! Hahahaha idiot!
bw01a 2 years ago 2
rofl lmao
then I got dizzy from the heights lol lol lol
lmao
Fat Al is the Poet Laureate taking over for the next obama innauguration in 3012 AD lol lol or 3478 AD giggle with Glenn
pastelsbywelz 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO! ! ! ! !! The Goreacle PWNED!
Alvin691 2 years ago 2
Where be the tools that I need to slay the planet killer? for I am the chosen one who shall stave off the warming!
btw...don't trees need CO2 to respirate? Somewhere in my BIOCHEM degree I seem to remember that Bah who cares about reality, right? kill the trees and screw us all at the same time, too Fake jobs ftw!
If these morons had their way 100% there wouldn't be a single plant on earth or us-ever think of that tree-huggers? Shows you what tools they and you are.
Sincerely--Incensed.
inkestia 2 years ago
Gore couldn't find his a.. with both hands.
NRAUR2 2 years ago
Why are you all making fun of the guy who invented the INTERWEBS?! I'm so confused!!! Bahahaha
So funny.
inkestia 2 years ago
This is beat poetry. All it needs is some bongo drumming after each phrase.
bdspeedy 2 years ago 2
what happened to neptune's bones? lmao
gore is a tool!
verucapunk 2 years ago 2
heard this today while in my garbage truck. it was so funny.
IndianaBishop 2 years ago 2
Awesome... thanks!
They never include the music tracks in the podcast... must be licensing issues.
N37BU6 2 years ago
I heard this today while driving, i was laughing so freakin hard.!!! al gore is the worst. thank you for having it on the net so i can listen to it again and again. i was hopeing to find this.
Good job! and great job to G.B
mauimikey68 2 years ago
The Godfather Theme works for me
grnxlt 2 years ago 3
DUDE! Totally! That's what I was thinking on my drive home when they were trying to find music to put it too. Very cool.
inkestia 2 years ago 2