The Captain's Wife's Lament

[LeighMcLovin]

Cleo and Vechs sent me! Great Vid, made me chuckle!

[jer522]

That must have been one EPIC climax.

[darklinkp2]

Seamen...

[Sneezebeef]

Pfff- Semen all over the floor

[BlueSamoth]

lol...puns ftw

[MrGeNaMen]

..After watching this about..100 tiems in total i actually figuired out it sounds as if they're saying "semen" and not "seamen" >.>

[Just4dalaughs]

@MrGeNaMen That's exactly what i was going to say!

[kuwaimaha]

@MrGeNaMen wow...really?

[cometaztheoriginal]

semen everywhere! :O

[Shattered1992]

70 people are seamen that got boot out of the captain's house lol

[qwopiretyu]

I got the answers! Arrrson, Arrrgyle, Arr2D2, Arrrt, & Arrrbys

[monarisa83]

this is great live :D Paul and Storm were great :D along with JoCo of course :D

[neoluva123]

oh she said "SEAmen"?ohi thought shesaidsomethingCOMPLETELY different...

[iAmDeathSpank]

@neoluva123 Its supposed to sound like semen.

[124Nightwing]

danm theres ceamen everywhere? those seamen are dirty >:O

[TechUnadept]

there's sea-men everywhere!

[xendra56]

hehe she said seamen

[13awer13]

omg... I only just realised the song was not about seamen... I feel really dumb xD

[gearhar1]

@13awer13 I wasn't thinking of seamen, only of semen. xD

[xaviersnyder123]

Man, she had some real sex. Semen everywhere! I wonder who it came from....

[CrazyPlusPlus]

VERY GOOD!

[TheMeGuy1]

Best song ever...but what inn turns down 53 paying customers? 

[7L7u7c7a7s7]

lol took me a while to notice she was saying SeAmen xD

[RocktheSocks]

I heard these lovely guys at DragonCon, and their pirate riddles took on a particularly nerdy bent.

"What are our favorite movies here at DragonCon?"

"StAAAARRR WAAARRRS!"

"And who is our least favorite character in those--"

"JAAARRR-JAAARRR!"

"It's funny how we never even have to finish asking that question."

[GreatBritishGamers]

YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

[StoneCliffx7]

This video is hard to be seen,

for that there's seamen on my screen....

[rhythm2k4]

66 people have seamen in their hair :(

[MineCartable]

Thus the lesbian was created.

[racoonkrl]

premature ARRR



[ChawlPip]

these guys need to stop jacking

[mikedoverskog]

Wonderful



[coolbyeasy]

ARRR!

[shidashinpan]

ARRR!!!!

[ZiggySkyedust]

YARRRR

[ZiggySkyedust]

YARRRR

[gtrscarlet]

Brilliant!

[Katowjo9]

IT'S NEARLY HERE!!

[decicionoftrualyon]

thats wat she said

[ocarinafrek]

i love this song i sing it without knowing it its relly aqward when i start singing it in class at random

[grkpektis]

What game is used to make this

[Legolas117]

@grkpektis Not sure if serious.



[BirdLady68]

@grkpektis  World of warcraft

[firdragon1]

lol...great video

[cidzor]

Never before has there been so much win in one video.

[joshuasiu98]

OMG THEIRS SEAMEN EVERY WHERE!!!!

[Thrall132]

she threw seamen on him 2:07

[Thrall132]

i wanted to show my 5 year old i hadnt seen/heard it and he likes um.... seamen.........

[vickyysingsx3]

i got suspended for singing this at school:D -.-

[491drpepper]

@vickyysingsx3 should have explained to them you where singing about sailors lol

[qwopiretyu]

@vickyysingsx3 I was just thinking of trying that tomorrow. I'll let you know how it goes

[maccsJessicaDeans]

@vickyysingsx3 That is the best reason i've ever heard

[ChaosRemixed]

66 People dont get the seamen joke

[bretttinsley]

64 people dont play world of warcraft

[We3Noobs]

Lol at gnome in her pants

[FulgoreSama]

To cover the entire house with "sea-men"...

I want to know where his "best friends" are now...

[djokdekok]

Dejected arrrrr :(

[rulerofhentai]

the 63 who did not like this are the dejected captains who were thrown out of the wife's home for seamen everywhere.

[MovosStudios]

lol funny

[ramdumbvids]

hehe i get it

[profmalicious]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!

[Knuglescow]

Best freaking song ever

[Knuglescow]

Best. F

[rnpcarter]

Did you know that when a seamen leaves the navy he is presented with a "Certificate of Coninutous Discharge" XD But I ask, how can you tell the difference between able-bodied seamen and ordinary seamen . . . . ;P

[xenigirl]

OH, SEA men!

[srdustin]

60 people found seamen in their hair.

[graystrainspotter]

lol clean up all ur seman, that what i thuot it said when i first heared the song lol

[Amethystasheryn]

@CurseCreep Yes, I do get the intention of the song and the joke. But it is possible for somebody to put two and two together even if you don't say seamen and I was just wondering how many people might manage it.

[virtualxv]

Lol seamen in her air

[TheMrCabbage]

This can really be interpreted wrong XD

[CurseCreep]

Did she say seamen or semen in me underwear?

[Eilavamp]

@CurseCreep thatsthejoke.jpg

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

@CurseCreep Both?

[KennedDansker]

favorite resturant: The tavern!!!

[Razvan2smart]

@KennedDansker No, it's ARRRby's!

[nekosune]

@cub995 Same, it was Arrrrrsome

[cub995]

saw them yesterday :D

[TinTower]

Favourite crime: Arr-rape.

[everyoneintheworld80]

Favorite crime: Arrrson

Socks: I don't know

Favorite droid: Arrrr2D2

Favorite have of a 1960 fold sining duo: GArrrrrfunkel from Simon and GArrrfunkel

Favorite Restaurant: Arrrrrbys

[slimeytoes]

@everyoneintheworld80 Arrgyle socks.

[Amethystasheryn]

I'd love to sing this at a kids' party with "sailors" instead of "seamen" and see if any of the supervising adults might still put the pieces together. Better yet, if the kids grew up, remembered the song and put the pieces together.

It's possible, if you're clever enough. :)

[CurseCreep]

@Amethystasheryn they wouldn't if you said sailors, the entire reason 2 he sings seamen is because its a joke towards navy-folk

[Dracowrath1]

@Amethystasheryn technically the song is kid friendly anyway, since they're saying seamen. which isn't nasty in itself. it's only if you ignore the letter A in the word that it becomes dirty.

[reapersgrimf8]

@Amethystasheryn so instead of saying "theres even seamen in me underwear" you'll be saying "theres even sailors in me underwear"?

[grimm697]

60 people woke up with a house full of seamen.

3,164 people woke up in somebody else's house. ;)

[Mathaus25Kalgor]

God shake.. What is doing that gnome in the underpants of a cow.. o.o? 1:25 >.<

[Zannley]

1:38 My god theres even Semen...

[neverseen6]

@Zannley SEAMEN

SEA.

MEN.

THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SONG! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!

[gogolak8888]

I believe that without the part until 0:00 to 1:05, the whole song wont be about sailors :D

[hanyodossta]

We sang this at my BF's bachelorette party. All of us dressed like pirates, too ;)

[crispydave2]

60 people are un-supportive of the navy.

[TaoWhitney]

@crispydave2 After all, don't ask, don't tell ;D

[RapeableDonkey]

"With the semen in my hair." LoL

[ImperialLegoStudios]

@RapeableDonkey Disguststed Arrrg

[Cipher655]

PREMATURE ARRR!

[DumDumHigh]

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH..........­....

[TheRowan70]

I'm a seaman, and I approve.

[boomaster24]

imagine hearing your neighbors wife screaming that

[MagnuzSniff]

i didnt see the video i was only lisening to the song and for some why i tought they had a orgy

[IzanVonWeiner]

when i was listening to this song, and when i heard the wor ''semen'' i'm like wtf? unexpected...

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

60 people don't like Seamen

[HakDre15]

hehehe..... simen



[mattricks21]

60 seamen don't like this

[TheAlphaWorg]

oh man, first time i saw this, i dident get it, but now i do xD

[robertjoe1000]

so is this like anybodys house?

[tromboneist621320]

W.O.W, literally

[DeathNimrod]

Press 3 to start off at the good part :)

[edge21str]

i know this song about 7months or so and i understood the joke today xD stupid me

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

59 people don't like seamen

[Umbramancer]

@Luckynumber78 I don't think they exist over here :( (UK)

[Luckynumber78]

@Umbramancer

Argyle? I thought it came from Scotland?

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@Luckynumber78 its from Ireland actually if you notice he said Irish stew and i remember this song while in ireland after 8 years i was born there

[Luckynumber78]

@ashurathesadxhacker

Cool. Paul and Storm are American, though.

[pivsticker]

lol my birthday is the alk like a pirate day XD

[omgjo3yjaws]

The very beginning tune reminds me of "A Little Piece of Heaven" by A7x. xD

[wille690]

semen in my underware<3

[Strelcik]

@wille690 I was just going to write that :D

[Terrorane123]

I heard this song on 95.1 lol and i just had to find it!

[brazothegr8]

lol

[NintendoAddictNAD]

There hasn't been that much seamen since last night with my girlfriend;)

-we went down to the docks, it was pirate night. Had lotsa fun :D

[neverseen6]

@NintendoAddictNAD what the HELL is wrong with you! This is a child's program

[PhauxTheFox]

who could hit dislike? D:

[Deaddoornails]

so wrong and so hilarius

[Chiefsplayr17]

technically it isn't politically incorrect because they're talking about sea men. lol

[nilleej]

I laughed so hard xD

[grymloque]

brilliant video :D

[DarcProxy]

So the joke is that seamen sounds like semen? Hilarious...

[QualDanas]

haha gnome punting is fun

[Ragipanda]

the end song is from the second birthday event of AQW - Nugget Man was a purple chicken :)

[maladon0321]

@Ragipanda ...and this is from before that damn "game" came out...

[HackersOfComputers]

ZOMG! theres semen in her hair and all over the floor! thats gonna be some cleaning!

[gokuthebeginner]

my mom gets so angry at me when i sing this cause in her mind im syaing semen. but the song makes complete sense with with semen.

[DesertHamster]

@gokuthebeginner the entire song is one giant double entendre anyhow so you can't really blame her... ^^

[Fukincool123]

lol semen in her rear underwear and hair hahahahah and on the dog... sounds quite funny..

[krashnburn100]

@Fukincool123 remember its seamen, lol.

[superwolf226]

There is seman in her hair O-o XD

[soularrows]

must have been one sexy irish stew :D

[lordanikan3]

I JUST....got it

[TechUnadept]

58 people had to clean up their sea-men and move out.

[dsidewd]

Pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrbies

[SirJunn]

Wife: ...with your seamen in my HAIR!!

Seamen1: Do you think she's mad?

Seamen2: Nah...

[Mobius288]

Of course somebody who plays WoW would find this brilliant

[abrahamstudios]

whats a horny pirates worte nightmare?

a suken chest with no booty

.

me:hey!what branch of teh military is best suited for a pirate

you:the arrgh-my

me:the navy retard

[SalamanderXD]

@abrahamstudios Can't come up with your own jokes so you use the ones on Memebase, huh?

[abrahamstudios]

@SalamanderXD sorry :(

[shadowhearth1986]

i have this video in my play list with music.... yes i do... its just awesome even if you are not a wow junky

[dullcomments]

What is a pirate's favorite crime? Arrrson

What's a pirate's favorite droid? Arrr2 d2

What's a pirate's favorite half of a 1960s folk singing duo? Arrrtthur Gaaaarfunkel

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrrrbys

those are the ones i know the answer to :p.

[UrbanMonkProductions]

@dullcomments What kind of socks to pirates wear? Arrrrgyle. :D

[Stegenaof]

lol 1:26 "Jizz in ma pants" =D

[Deepwallowful]

The "disgusted arr" was the only one without a sword face

[TheKisukeUrahara]

weird ass captions

[StarTrek0871]

LOL!

[spikesilla93]

Double Entendres are fun!

[Nethertar]

man this crew must've had one hell of a jackoff party.

[kithunder1]

man, the captain must have gotten busy there for a little while.

[Thazzerious]

So much Pun... so much win

[shadowhearth1986]

epic video, is an epic video

[shadowhearth1986]

omg, i loled,i wasnt expecting it to be that good, its legen... wait for it...... DERRY!

[Andymann9700]

If u dont see a vid to this u would get grosed out of this song

[imapplhelper]

I find it more funny being semen not SEAMEN.

[mrluini]

I like the part where they talk about where seamen are.

[Cheesemast3r413]

semen, menehehehehehehehehe

[daddyrizla]

Is this a seamen drinking song?

[AngelBiLove]

@daddyrizla hahaha yum

[erfradanmark]

love it cuz it sounds like semen. but its seamen. :)

[SgtIronbeak]

DEJECTED ARRRRR.

:(

[onemartin1]

@SgtIronbeak

HOPEFUL ARRRRR.

:)

[Xitrax]

Sailors in her hair? WUT?

[xplode35]

at 1:35 its goblin stew!!!

[xQueenKristinx]

its funny how repetition makes things hilarious.

[gamergirl22816]

heh heh thats dirty... :P lol

[DarthBlam]

....ew

[MellMenzo]

semen LOL!

[TheJimozu]

....*snickers*....damn homonyms

[DKmaster90]

when she sayed Sea Men it is like when she is saying "Semen" o.o so she probably sayed To Wake up with your semen in my hair! at 1:50...SEMEN OF A TAUREN?! THATS **CKING DISGUISTING MAN!!

[towerguard6]

This is talking about seamen, not semen right?

If you google the Seamen Song.. This comes up.