Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2011 - Wil Anderson

[Shlepfulness]

one less moron pissing in the shallow end of our gene pool...

[elizabethcartwright]

Uh if you don't like Wil Anderson why watch him on youtube? Fuck off haters.

[StringsCrusader]

On sleeping pills it says "May cause drowsiness".

[ChipArgyle]

He should directly address his audience more often. I suggest he say something like "ladies and gentlemen".

[meotaku2]

If you finds this c*nt funny, you will love this.

Children killed by shelling in Homs, Syria today.

/watch?v=SEWtrbFVouI

[tatiana113]

Everyone who is dissing Wil obviously hasn't been to any of his stand up shows. He is so funny. I would be interested to find out who these people find funny. If you don't like WIl, why the hell are you here?! @bourky93: it's spelt 'sight' not 'site'.

[Bredli37]

LOUD NOISES

[bourky93]

He seriously just shouted at everyone for 4 minutes :| Funny, but shouting doesn't make it funnier :P That's like people who close their eyes while they sing because I'm assuming that in some twisted reality, giving up your site increases your ability to hit perfect notes.

[Gpascoe123]

@bourky93

Would you have preferred if he delivered his whole set in some monotonous voice?

the shouting adds emphasis to his jokes.

Site = An area

Sight = Seeing someone or something

[bourky93]

@Gpascoe123 I noticed the grammatical error after posting the comment, so your correction was redundant. Even if I wasn't aware of the problem, since you knew exactly what I was trying to say in the first place, yet felt the need to be a smart ass, that in turn makes your attempt at appearing intellectually dominating to remain moot. Also, I am not implying that he needs to adapt a monotone method of delivery. He simply needs to tone it down a little bit, or incorporate more physical gestures.

[Gpascoe123]

@bourky93 Touché.

[Laraisawesome]

I cut my lip today, and on the ice pack, it had a warning - and i am being dead serious - it said, WARNING!!! DO NOT USE . . . . IN MICROWAVE

[meotaku2]

Since when was taking the piss out of and kicking in the face a 3 years old funny ?

He is a twat, and why is he shouting when he has a microphone ?

[skaudi]

@meotaku2  Go home you knob head... It's Australian humour.. It's a pisstake, a joke, if you don't get either, learn about our culture, learn to surf or just lighten the fuck up! :-)

[Laughingwithtravii]

I'm glad I refound this, I'm crying, omg. <3

[kennzoownsyou]

seriously whats with all these quotes, its in the video, get a life.

[TheAlphaMan97]

No...Thongs...

[CassandraAndAbbigail]

2:25

Two Words.

Draco. Malfoy.

[Brianna10million]

@CassandraAndAbbigail I love you. XD

[thomasUFCchamp]

Chuck Norris approved comedy!

[ffreeffalling]

at some angles his face reminds me of adam lavigne

[dantheman6300]

"It was invented from cafe owners who realise they can rip off 4 dollars off your dopey fucken parents "

ahahahahahahahahha

[jomastretch]

haha will anderson actually funny, who knew lol

[shelzo]

OMG WIL - I LOVE YOU.

[retardru]

death by masturbation! BEST DEATH EVA!

[RIPhickstead]

6 people were kicked in the face..

[brocksafag]

I started work at a cafe a few days ago and the first thing that someone ordered from me was a babycino. It took every bit of strength for me not to laugh in their face after I watched this video a few weeks before! :L

[cannonbulk]

Shower joke's pretty close to Billy Billy Connolly's

[TheSugaqueen]

"Daddy, daddy i neeeeeeed a baby cino"...made me laugh

[raurimckenna]

fuck man .... calm down, your guna have a heart attack

[kaatiee10]

Four people used a hair dryer in the shower...

[ttenrab001]

Fantastic!!! so funny!

[Asweetheart1000]

Has anyone els noticed the veins and shit poppin out his neck when he gets really enthusiastic? HAHA!

[supyall112]

@Asweetheart1000

That's not because he's enthusiastic... that's because he's high....

[Asweetheart1000]

@supyall112 Haha Sorry that was my brother!

[missemilyjd]

howDAY.

[Nessa5651]

lol he is so funny and so Aussie

[udareme2]

@TrueForlornhope

YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!!!!!!

[KylieAus87]

Loooove wil's comedy. Love his podcast TOFOP. Just love love love.

[biochemical9]

he wearing shoes, not thongs lol!

[ImogensImagination18]

I have seen a hair straightener that says "Do not use while sleeping"

[Luubelaar]

Isss notta cologne! Issa weapon! Love it!

[Doomcrystal8]

HILIRIOUS

[MDfearlips13]

gay

[KlayyJayy]

@MDfearlips13 fuck off

[SuperRentos]

@MDfearlips13 Go use a hair dryer in the shower. :)

[z3329885]

@MDfearlips13 watdafuck?

[eeeeeram]

I think Wil gets better every year. This is a perfect set.

[MrNormMacleod]

funniest act I've seen, not only ,cause I appreciate your delivery of jokes, I agree with you content. High speed broadband in teens rooms is very dangerious. I'm a 33 yr old dad of an 12 yr old. Never will he ever get that. Imagination is too sensitive to subject my one meter high youngster.

[kamamen]

For i would be dead, dead of masturbation



[TOMMYGON123]

The one dislike was from the chick who didnt get her baby chino

[jiggetie]

we share the same views about children and morons.... love it!

[cowgirl2173]

"Daddy... I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED a babycino"...

HA still funny!!

[SwimmingLegendOf69]

"Oh look hes written his name over there.. thats tricky.."

[DsLeEpY]

"ohhhh, it's not a cologne.. it's a weapon"

[beefcooper]

luurrvvvveeee him - but babycinos are pretty amazing ;P

[SatayBeef]

@Schoolstuds true

[TrueForlornhope]

MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII HAIIIIIIIIIER NOT GETTIN DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[SlyDragoon16]

my hands are red raw from applauding this guy!

[Willbayley63]

My hairs not getting dry. THATS COZ YOUR IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!

[kaatiee10]

I can recite this routine word for word, ive watched it so many times. I LOVE Wil Anderson. <3

Ahhh, but is not a colone. Is a WEAPON. :L

[smarts122]

@kaatiee10 so can I, saw him live and he was amazing!

[HXCLUKEDRUMS]

Iz not a cologne, Iz a weapon

[iamLizardJohnny]

Lately, i've been detecting a hint of Bill Hicks in Wil. I really want him to go off the deep end and become the Australian Bill. it would be fucking magical.

[SatayBeef]

Why wasn't this aired in Bendigo?

[Schoolstuds]

@SatayBeef Becuase its Bendigo, duh!

[forthalulz100]

One person needs a babycino.

[Barry52811]

DADDY, DADDY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A BABYCHINO!

[Jinda89]

he's not kidding about the babychino - i used to make them when i worked in a cafe. You're basically paying 4 bucks for leftover foam from your coffee, leftover foam that was probably going to go down the sink anyway. You're better off just asking for extra foam on your cappucino

[ChelseaRose1995]

oh its called SEXUAL!!

[ChelseaRose1995]

' me hairs not getin dry!'

'UR IN THE FUCKIN SOWER'

lol

[petehicks001]

An idiot is born every minute, but only 5 of them die every year.

[Fearosius]

Lol, the last part sounds like George Carlin material.

[CheesyMcpleasy]

"If your friend wants to use a hairdryer in the shower, let them" best line ever

[LittleDude1999]

"DADDY! I NEED A BABYCHEENO!"

"You need a fucking kick in the face!"

LOLOLOLOLOL



[hsvgirl0021]

LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!! - cracks me up everytime i watch it. hahahahaha :)

[thedawnofallwars]

Don't warn them. Let. Them. Go.

[abdul2435]

warning: Do not use in the shower. lol

[SwimmingLegendOf69]

"Me hair's not gettin dry"

"YOURE IN THE FUCKEN SHOWER!!!!"

[VortexProducer]

Wil is funny as!

[ryza89]

Absolute pissa, you need a kick in the face lol

[Smellness13]

He's wearing shoes this time lol

[Smellness13]

He keeps getting better :)

[deanow5294]

this was good. but i reckon 2010 was funnier.

[Smellness13]

@deanow5294 I reckon that too. "What happened to Billy?" "Ooohh Billy's a speed hump now" :)

[tristanrox8]

YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!

[tasmanzeplin]

2nd to comment muta fuka

[Heyallo]

Wil Anderson, FUCKING AWESOME.