Speedyconkiwi, Hot Pockets & RaLfonzo83

[skotty2hotty4u]

i love kiwi!

[fehquig]

My old-school tripod is plateless but that doesn't stop me from playing with it...

[PrincessDiana161]

I lose that for my camera ALL the time... usually find it on the camera after I search for hours :/

[NBMonkey]

duct tape, hot glue, crazy glue, epoxy

[zebidee55]

I'm just amazed you have studio lighting in your house! Sooo hard core.

[Bl4zz3r]

I'm just glad this isn't a rickroll ...

[3BallJosh]

I only clicked on this video because Speedyconkiwi was in the title...

[BoomerChick55]

I was gonna suggest velcro. My cam has no screw so...

[golfingdisaster]

It was the trolls man...the trolls that are responsible for putting the plate on the wrong camera. No worries. They live in my house too only they like to fuck with my lighters. Bastards.

[sugarandlance]

There is the plate! How can you put it on the wrong camera? I don't understand. That's a big thing to fuck up isn't it?

[steveincairo]

Now you just need a new fangled monitor to go with the v8 death machine of a computer.

[ActionJacksonable]

thats hilarious

[panicatthediscosuck]

Computer, yeah, I have one. Camera, I have one, phone, I have one...

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FOUR SLOT TOASTER!? FOUR SLOTS OF BREAD TOASTING POWER!? FUCKING HELL, YOU'RE A MAD MAN.

[marymertz1]

Yes, and the puppet of OhCurt would kill to have that!!!

[kidblood1]

Now lets get to work

[wickedBABZ]

At least you found it... Now you can chill and make the video = )

[captainfury2007]

True dat!!

[Sugartalker]

lol I have had that happen way too many times. I think I have everything and then there is one stupid thing missing.

[captainfury2007]

I hate it when I have 20 ideas in my head and I waste so much time sorting it all rather than producing shit... Bugs the hell out of me.

[DILLIGAF333]

Duct tape.

"Have you seen my ___?"

"Where did you leave it?"

"Well if I knew that, why in the FUCK would I be asking YOU where it is?!"

[captainfury2007]

DING!!! I absoultley fucking HATE that response!!! LOL

[jamsouth2]

dude, that is so scary... you showed your computer desk. that's where most of the "magic" happens.

you are still my favorite northerner so keep your chin up sunshine! :-)

[captainfury2007]

If you only knew WHAT kind of magic...

[LuckyStrike502]

At least you have a tripod! I broke my tripod, so now I have to stack up shit to put the camera on!

[captainfury2007]

LOL! $24 is all mine cost at WalMart.

[LuckyStrike502]

I've been wanting to go buy another one, but it seems that every time I go to Walmart, or any other store like that, I get distracted by other things and end up buying something else. LOL

[audionautix]

that's gotta be frustrating.

[captainfury2007]

Its hell getting old.

[OhCurt]

How many slots are in that toaster?!

[captainfury2007]

That my friend is a four slot bagel toaster. When you're fat like me, you get serious about food.

[OhCurt]

*drool*

[captainfury2007]

Rufus would be jealous. BRING HIM BACK!!!

[snoogansR90]

case closed

[captainfury2007]

Yup.

[speedyconkiwi]

SPOILER!!! -.-

also: oh god i need to film that!

also: you have a framed photo of my boyfriend on your desk shelf.

[captainfury2007]

Yes, I will be sending you an email saying what I need...

[JJwalkers12]

...

(waits eagerly for next video)

[captainfury2007]

It's going to be my Opus.

[GoucheGizmo]

TOASTER

[captainfury2007]

I am registering my toaster in the Thunder Nationals.

[AmericanKampf]

magyver

[captainfury2007]

LOL  Have you ever seen the MacGyver spoof on SNL? Its called MacGruber.

[AmericanKampf]

ah hell yeah, funny shit- will forte is the man

[Pantalooniesconqueso]

I <3 you... all i heard was the toliet.

[captainfury2007]

I think you have the best name on the internet.

[Pantalooniesconqueso]

<3 you are one of my favorite Youtubers. I always get such a kick from your sarcastic and witty videos. I hope you will consider tell us more stories from when you were in the marines. Those are the fucking best LOL! Much respect for you! xo tehqueso