Anchorman Quotes

[samijamesmusic]

I dont know how to put this but... Im kind of a big deal... People know me...

[midnightsandwich69]

23 people don't speak German

[tonyanthonyfowler]

@Falcon843 one of my fav lines in the movie

[tonyanthonyfowler]

ron burgandy for president

[Lumy100]

This has got to be his best character ever! Vote Ron Burgundy 2012... I wish.

[samimadivids]

22 people don't love lamp

[lrt3342]

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

[Falcon843]

"...You pooped in the refrigerator? and You ate the whole wheel of cheese? Actually i'm not even mad. That's amazing."

[AntiHero1996]

Lol. "....No"

[incandesantlite]

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

[thatissomeBS]

And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

[samarasteinhoff]

bahahahaha ' a whales' vagina!' 

[mattmpj]

let me say something awwwwwwwwww

[MrTeeman22]

Father of Cave Johnson

[kaz2534]

goddamnit i hate when you read the comments and it ruins the video

[goeatkio]

I'm kind of a big deal.. people know me hahaha

[imjeff3]

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

[LxrxLeeroy]

Wait wait...Just let me say something.....GAHHHH AHHHH GAAAAHHHHH!!!

[xclvciv]

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

[TaylorNickiSelena]

Doesn't it mean St. Diego? No.

[cardamone37]

I LOVE LAMP!

[randomtwinkie94]

Blackbeard's Delight!

[seanleonard5]

Baxter! You know I can't speak Spanish!

[MrLoosecannon69]

Now if you don't think this song is the greatest song ever..then I will fight you, and thats no lie.

[MikisKay710]

LOL!@!@!OL!

[ultramasterman]

This movie is just one whole quote. Its that good.

[Andygaffney1]

a whales vagina

[anonymous746582]

thumbs up if you have seen tis movie over a million times and still laugh hard everytime

[greywolfrider19]

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

[1TrAnCeAdDiCt1]

Ribs , i had ribs for lunch

[mirwin931]

I'm in a glass case of emotion! 

[leodona10]

You are all fucking WHALE PUSSIES!!!

[dogkiller07]

Ah Veronica would you like to go to the pants party? Haha

[samsungjvc11]

i will fight you, thats no lie! XD

[macbaybay10123]

you know i dont speak spanish!

[EthanKenna2010]

Brick whered you get that hand grenade?

I dont know.

[iswillstep7]

You have bad hair!!!

[ballkid7777]

Missed quote: "How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time... No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it?...... Lanolin?.... Lanolin?... Like sheep's wool?"

[gsockol93]

so funny

[BigR3DRocket]

i actually live in san diego

[YoungMulahhBaby]

YOU SCORPION WOMAN!!!

[zknix20]

@1:00 hahahahahahhaa makes me crack up everytime. *sneeze* and you ate the whole wheel......*bark bark* of cheese?!

[shyboy04]

The Man Punted Baxter... LMFAO!!!

[BoughtInBloodeZine]

Baxter watched this video 13 times.

[SgtTwinkleToes]

LOL the guy reminds me of Toby Turner... Or Toby Turner reminds me of Ron Burgandy...

[Davey647Returns]

@SgtTwinkleToes hahahahaha. I can totally see that. In fact, it's like they're the exact same person.

[sasa1996alex]

@SgtTwinkleToes A WALES VA**NA

[jegustaeau]

@sasa1996alex vagina?

[xjensen30]

this burrito is delicious but its so filling

[Moocow002]

13 people do not love lamp

[tarloski]

YOU ATE A WHOLE WHEEL OF CHEESE HOW DID YOU DO THAT THATS ACUAL.. IM NOT EVEN MAD THATS AMAZING!!!

[endlessarmageddon]

SAN DIEGO IS SPANISH FOR WHALES VAGINA!

[ndalax7]

@endlessarmageddon german

[tubenachos]

12 people are in a glass case of emotion.

[leviathan85]

Quote from clip we just listened to.

[cheeseno1]

TITS MCGEE!

[SSt4rr]

11 people are a San Diego

[LightningCrashes89]

She knew it was me.

[wyokid999]

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

[ajfisher26]

Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.

Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

[justgiver91]

wait lemme say something.... lemme say something... WAAAUGHHHHHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[Norie92]

Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

[jordmax12]

which of course in german means a whales vagina

[lovewWATCHINGshit]

a whales vigina hahaha

[sage4000]

how did you manage to get only 2:49 of this? the whole movie had nothing but epic quotes wills best work so far

[MayorsOffice881]

"Hey, where did you get those suits? The..toilet store?"

[Luuccify]

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of.. rich mahogony.

[jerusha319]

Im kinda a big deal

[klashstar7]

''Doesn't it mean, Saint Diego?"

"Nope, no it does not."

"Yes, thats what it means."

[iiLLNEz88]

you killed it with the fake baxter crying part.. that part is dumb

[Evilmonkey989]

@iiLLNEz88 That was funny

[bloodsuckern]

@Evilmonkey989 retarded

[scrogking]

@iiLLNEz88 hahaha... that was super funny.

[supahfly1000]

@iiLLNEz88 that part was funny as hell...im in a glass cage of emotion!

[ultramasterman]

@iiLLNEz88 Lets see how you feel when a man kicks your dog off a bridge you bastard. Its not "fake"

[iiLLNEz88]

@ultramasterman yeah i coulda sworn that wasn't a real dog.. and yeah right after he was done exaggerating on crying i coulda sworn he got over it a second after haha. don't call me a bastard btw

[ultramasterman]

@iiLLNEz88 Lol bro, it's all cool, just jokes man. The scene is hilarious i know it is kinda dumb but IT HAD TO BE DONE. xD i'm just saying that cause i love the movie. Calmdown(:

[iiLLNEz88]

@ultramasterman haha nah I'm super calm. I love this movie to death, and love so many sceness.. and i don't really like will ferrel, but he's just great in this movie and has a lot of funny scenes for sures.. I just don't like his exaggeration scenes, they're too corny in my opinion. But whatevers, 10/10 movie either way,

[2camelzanda7inycar]

@iiLLNEz88 I'm gonna shoot you with a BB when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

[iiLLNEz88]

@2camelzanda7inycar Fa sho, then you'd get get stabbed :)

[2camelzanda7inycar]

@iiLLNEz88 I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

[hansbrix2]

IT'S TERRIBLE, SHE'S GOT BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!!

[whodisdude]

YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER.

[Evilmonkey989]

@whodisdude YOU LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY!

[lacrosseguy23]

I could be wrong, but I believe diversity was an olden wooden ship, used during the civil war era.

[ILikeTheRain123]

what bad man? wait...you hit him with a burietto ?

[lifebayne]

steak, waffles, french fries and scotch?

[TacoXrulez]

Had to top it off with "go fuck yourself San Diego " haha

[jml2009l]

Ribs.. I had ribs for lunch, thats why I'm doing this

[RogueX10]

If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you.

[ismu34]

boron?



[mochorocho]

agree to disagree ^^

[ptwnstargazer]

HAHAHAHA FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME

[Sk8club08]

@CFCRoss you got it backwards

[HomageofReason]

You missed out on "I'm in a glass case of emotionnnn!"

[AshyJ92]

Hahaha Is it "The man Punished Baxter" Or "The man Punted Baxter" ?? Either one is hilarious

[minimattx]

its "punted" =) classic line!

[AshyJ92]

Haha I was on the floor crying when i saw that scene =D

[Waluigi2k9]

@AshyJ92

punted

[StockholmSyndrome999]

@AshyJ92 punted :)

[zuzanarox]

a whale's vagina, LOL, I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself San Diego! LOL ... ruff, ruff, c'mon baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish, in English please, lol

[SteveTraynor]

I'm the kinda man the created the wheel and built the Eiffel tower out of metal and boron. that's the kinda man i am. you're just a woman with a small brain, A third the size of us. it's science.

[2bigdad2]

hahahahah love this movie, one of the best lines in the movie aha

[APLVQL]

actually james is santiago in spanish

[ZACKnirvana]

no one cares

[truskywalka2004]

What happened to: "if you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back."

[CanadienBakon]

and you ate the whole.. wheel of cheese? how'd you do that? i'm not even mad, that's amazing!

[Jhockeyfreak45]

i like to drink scotch and water... hold the scotch

[LittleMushroomMan]

actually San Diego means Saint James :) i live in San diego

[TheUHurricanes12]

...It means Saint Diego, dumbass.

[LittleMushroomMan]

diego is james as miguel is to michael

cooooooooock boy

[JohnnieWalkerESP]

Dude... James is Jaime in spanish... not Diego

[SnoozieQZ]

@JohnnieWalkerESP A rough equivalent for James in Spanish can be Jaime, Diego, or Jacobo. All three are valid. And I would know. I live in Spain.

[JohnnieWalkerESP]

Diego is also used in the english speaking world as James because of the equivalent of San Diego = Santiago etc and because there is no similar translation. So yes, technically you are right, even though in Spain James would be Jaime, and Jacob would be Jacobo.

I am from Spain.

[jayemerald99]

2:47

LOL

[Evilmonkey989]

lol

[jpwpcp]

0:56 - 1:04

*Ruff-Ruff*

"Come again?"

*Ruff-Ruff*

You know I don't know Spanish, in English please."

Classic.

[Evilmonkey989]

"Whales Vagina"